Wednesday, March 18th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Elizabeth "Lib" Hatcher Travis - Randy Travis' ravishing wife who brought the glamour to the audience of American Idol last night.

Now feast your eyes on this stunning creature and her luscious glow-in-the-dark hair. It's totally natural!

Posted by: Michael K


Kandykane's picture

What is with that fucken wig??? Delusional much? Honey, for the record, NO the wig doesn't look real and YES it looks fake as all hell. Come to think of it, that wig reminds me that I need to buy a new floor mop at Walmart. Thanks Honnayyyy!!!! Now take that wig off.

LuLu Fitz's picture

I thought that was his granny.

Randy Travis never said that he had NEVER seen a man with nail polish,he said that he didn't see men with nail polish THAT OFTEN. If you're going to call someone ridiculous and annoying, make sure you know what you're talking about.

I think what was ridiculous and annoying was Adam's version of Ring of Fire. It's one thing to be different, it's another thing to DESTROY a song that millions of people know and love.

And yes, her wig is ugly and someone should let her know.

letinstar's picture

surely there is a much better wig out there for this memaw...randy looks like hell...
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ProfessorVP's picture

The silliest odd couple/beard match-up since Dinah Shore and Burt Reynolds back in the day.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Me thinks those are wigs and cheap ones too!

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OXA's picture

WHY is she wearing his wigs?

Triscuit's picture

Submitted by copperblaze22 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:30am.

Randy Travis' teeth in the first pic should be hot slut of the day.

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FizziekruntNT's picture

Well fuck me runnin'. I did NOT know Kim Cattrall was married to Randy Travis! Some days are just full of wonderment and suprise, but she seriously needs a hand lift. Those memaw hands are SCARY!

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he's still with his cougar manager??
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kacky's picture

OMG They are still married? She was his manager, she left her husband for him. He was like 16.

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barelybeagle's picture

HA! Thank you MK... I could not get over this bitch last night.

Not that Randy is a handsome hunk...but cheese louise!!!! I will never understand why he married this old bat...perhaps those "let's squash the gay rumors" are true.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

He's ONLY 50??? He looks 60!
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cantankerous's picture

THAT is what all "cuntry" music stars should look like. Perfect.

I thought he married her to quash the gay rumors. Did it work? I guess so.

AttentionWhore's picture

I don't know why they keep hyping that Megan chick. She SUCKS!!
and I wanna like Alexis.. but bitch, just SING normally.. You are not ff'ing Aretha in a white girls body.. let it GO!!!
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Cindyloo's picture

That is one ugly wig. I'm guessing she is still his manager.

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That mess of a hair looks like bleached out easter grass. I bet Suzanne Sommers is so wanting her wig back

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snowpiece's picture

Randy sees men wearing NP in his wet dreams every night.
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ricki lake's picture

Randy Travis's comment about never having seen a man wearing nail polish before was ridiculous and annoying. I guess Randy Travis hasn't watched TV, listened to the radio, seen a movie, read a book, or consumed any other kind of media for the past 15 years.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Wow. 100% nylon hair. Is that shit still legal?

RJII's picture

luv celebs who let their hair gray.

snowpiece's picture

Anoop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqZrkNqnnmY

Adam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrh7SU36RzA&feature=related

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JJ JJ's picture

It is good to know that there is at least one person still buying from the Dolly Parton wig collection.

pastmissbluff's picture

Their marriage might have lasted for years but they both look horrible. His face is so skinny and drawn. His teeth are to big for his face. He looks worse than Skelator!

NonnyMouse's picture

Is Randy Travis married to a 65-year-old tranny?

I think they have been together since Randy was 19 or something like that. It's not a big deal now, but at the time it was.

The C word's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:50am.
SEMI SPOILER ALERT:

Cword: dial idol has the bottom as Michael Scott Megan Alison and Alexis at the very bottom. Adam is just above these guys. Danny then Anoop in the top two, I didn't like Danny at all last night.
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Thanks snowy! I think I'll stick with Scott and Michael then...

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Possum's picture

Ew, she's his freakin' memaw!

cio's picture

ANOOOOOOOOOOP!!! loved loved loved him last night! How can he be so geeky and charming at the same time

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Green Is Good's picture

Is that seriously her real hair? It's shouting "WIG!" to me.

No Words's picture

Randy Travis and his beard, I mean, wife...are the world's longest running act.

snowpiece's picture

SEMI SPOILER ALERT:

Cword: dial idol has the bottom as Michael Scott Megan Alison and Alexis at the very bottom. Adam is just above these guys. Danny then Anoop in the top two, I didn't like Danny at all last night.
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ricki lake's picture

Adam was sooooo good! Yes, it was different and strange, but that's why I like him. Do we really need more of the same American Idol cheese all the time? Homo is fierce and isn't trying to hide it. Yayyy! I hope he wins.

Mopa's picture

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:38am.

I agree. Scott really isn't a very good singer at all, which is kind of surprising because he is a blind piano player.

Michael Sarver should have never been in the top 36. AI always tries to have a guy country singer.

I think Allison sings well, but I don't think she has a very good fan base and I hated her song last night. She's kinda annoying, but her singing is good.

I think it's going to be Allison or Michael. I think AI is pimping Alexis too much to send her home. We all know AI does whatever they want and that's why they don't reveal the vote totals. Even if Alexis got the least votes, they will keep her for awhile. I never liked her.

The C word's picture

Thanks guys! I'm definitely going w/Scott but am torn between Michael and Alexis.

Aw well, it's only a buck.....

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snowpiece's picture

Adam was so fucking cool, I don't care what those freaking judges say, get over yourselves "what was that?" LOL

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snowpiece's picture

Cword, I hope those are the bottom two!
I didn't really like blondie girl but I know she will at least get the sympathy vote for having the flu.

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ricki lake's picture

Scott the blind guy and Alexis fucking Grace should be in the bottom 2! And maybe Michael Sarver.

I hate Alexis, that Souther dumpster ho. I hope she and her lame half-pink sideways duck-ass haircut go back to Bug Tussle, Alabama where she can fry up more baloney for her bastard child. For real, ugh. NO ONE BETTER FUCK WITH DOLLY!!!

Mopa's picture

Did you guys notice that Meghan, the spastic, sick one last night, actually changed her name to just Meghan Joy instead of Meghan Joy Cockrey? She needs a stage name already? She fucking sucks. She also has the worst, most unfortunate tattoo I've ever seen. She's beautiful and is supposed to be so folksy and bluesy and she has that horrid sleeve tattoo. It doesn't fit the image she is trying to portray at all.

I love that the fabulous Adam is really trying to fuck with AI this year. He isn't trying to hide is fabulousness at all anymore. He might as well come out in full drag soon.

ricki lake's picture

Siiiick, Randy Travis! Hahaha, omg, he told everyone last night that it was "great just the way it was" and that he "wouldn't change a thing." lol I did notice the stunning wife and her ultra-real hair, as well.

The C word's picture

So a bunch of us are going to throw some $$ in a pot tonight and we have to pick the bottom two.

I'm thinking I may go with Michael Sarver (aka "Buzz Lightyear") and Scott - what do you all think?

@copperblaze: LOL! I was mesmerized by his snap-in teefs.

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Randy Travis' teeth in the first pic should be hot slut of the day.

snowpiece's picture

yay!!!! we can talk about AI first thing in the morning now!

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DAWG stole the show! ♥♥♥ I loved Adam but I'm afraid america will go along with the judges and get all "scared"

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Mopa's picture

Hey, he finally caught up with her in the old department. Their age difference used to be so noticable back when they first 'came out', for lack of a better phrase. Now, he looks as old, if not older, than her.

His hair didn't age though. I think he puts that thing on in the morning.

Is "fanbase" code for penis? Randy's "fanbase" is probably as big as it ever was, it's just more difficult to get it to "pay attention" these days. Maybe if he took some Cialis.

Randy Travis quashed gay rumors by marrying his manager. Troy Aikman quashed gay rumors by marrying his publicist. Don't they both live in Hawaii? With Jim Nabors, Raymond Burr and Tom Selleck?