Wednesday, March 18th 2009

LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cheating On Her Big Gay Husband

How do I liiiiive without youuuu?! The answer is: It's pretty fucking easy when you have Eddie Cibrian's peen to lick on.

In the new issue of UsWeekly, they claim LeAnn Rimes and the walking sex stick known as Eddie Cibrian are doing illegal sexy times with each other. The affair reportedly started shortly after they started working together on the Lifetime movie Northern Lights. UsWeekly got a hold of footage from a security camera of the two kissing at Mosun in Laguna Beach, CA. They also say that the two spent three-hours at a motel in Malibu on March 14th.

UsWeekly doesn't fuck around! Joey Greco who?! The next time you plan to do some ho shit in public, UsWeekly might be watching your skank ass!

If this shit is true, then it might cause problems for both LeAnn and Eddie since both their asses are married. Eddie has a wife of 7 years and two young sons.

LeAnn Rimes got married to one of her backup dancers Dean Sheremet seven years ago when she was just 19. Her gaydar must have been in beta mode back then, because Dean's gayface looks like it's been dick slapped once, twice or a million times. This makes me think that LeAnn probably woke up one day, smelled the ass jelly and realized her husband likes to make out with peen lips. I've always speculated in my own head that the two have some kind of open relationship. She can throw her vag around town on the down-low and he can get it where it stinks whenever he wants. So Dean might be shouting "You go girl" to LeAnn when he finds out that she's licking on that fine ass piece of certified organic beef!

If that's not the case, then I say Dean needs to call a lawyer, grab a shovel and start digging for fucking gold. Milk that Rimes bitch for all the coin she has. Take that money and go live your happy gay life!

As for Eddie, it's hard for me to comment when drool keeps hitting my keyboard. Yes, it's wrong, wrong, wrong, but doing fucky times with Eddie is so right, right, right. I say, his wife needs to divorce his ass and Eddie's peen needs to be thrown in a cell for the wrong shit it's done. And by "cell," I mean my no-no.

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Submitted by moonmaid on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:37am.

So I'm not the only one who felt that statement was pretty much an admission of guilt?

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Elaine-ah's picture

Fuck! Eddie Cibrian! I'll eat the corn out of his shit!LOL Im just joking.He's so effin hot,I would do illegal shit just to hook up with Eddie. Like Leanne.Dumb whore. HAHAHAHA.

moonmaid's picture

"LeAnn Rimes has just issued a statement via her official website:

A MESSAGE FROM LEANN…
This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support.
I would like to assure all of you that this is a place for you to hear things directly from me and as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white.
Have faith,
Le"

TRANSLATION:
I'm having a fine ol' time with this fine piece of man meat!

[manbearpig, i will now go plant a tree in penance as well!]

EatYourVeggies's picture

I love how everyone jumped on Balthazar Getty's ass for being cheater, but now everyone's all, "Look at Eddie's dimples! I don't blame her!"

Kandykane's picture

"She can throw her vag around town on the down-low and he can get it where it stinks whenever he wants."

LMFAO MK!!! That's hilarious right thurr.

toni's picture

He's hot and has been since his younger soap star days, I just always heard what a good family guy he was, so this sounds weird. With Leann Rhimes? pleaze.

Zappy's picture

@ letin Her veneers look like old lady dentures that are too big for her mouth.

letinstar's picture

eddie cibrian....yummmmmmm...although i find it hard to believe he'd cheat on his wife with leann...leann looks inbred to me....
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Madam Pince's picture

I agree with everything Manbearpig said. Leann is ugly, she has terrible 'tude, and she got married way too young. I'm surprised her fake marriage lasted this long. The only peoeple I feel sorry for are Eddie's wife and kids.

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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."

Oh yes, the seven year itch.
Poor guy. I'd like to see someone actually be in love and devoted to making a marriage work for once.
I hope he finds a happy life and gets away from this hillbilly.

Mick's picture

LOL. I can imagine that big, macho-looking (giggle) Dean slithering around the stage with Hugh Jackman, singing "I Enjoy Being a Girl"! Methinks Dean is a Grade A, Certified member of the royal family.

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notreallyworking's picture

mmm... Mosun... SUSHI (both kinds!!!) :)

NaNoop's picture

At my old job I waited on her a handful of times. She always had a body guard with her (in Sherman Oaks, CA back then hardly anybody recognized her ass) and was such a twat. Rude, arrogant, and too good for common-folk.
She can suck it, too.

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Stoney's picture

As soon as I saw the trailer for Nothern Lights I knew she was fucking that guy in real life. I don't know how, I just knew. Hi my name is Stoney and I watch Lifetime Television for Women.

I don't even care about the Leann Rimes part. I've followed Eddie's career since Third Watch (talk about drooling)and I am shocked. He seemed very much in love with his wife. He's been in tons of things with better looking co-stars, and this is who he chose to cheat with? Unless of course he cheated for years and this is the first time he got caught.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 12:46pm.

Enough cavorting. Back to work. We're in a recession.

Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:18am.
not everything in our lives is always black and white.

The security vid was.

gia's picture

WTF does he see in her? He could have any fine piece of ass he craves, why step down to her homely level? Talk about slummin' She is a straight up alien face, not even remotely cute or even atractive in an odd way, she is just ick.

she's fug.

I can't see him cheating with her. She's not attractive. She made a statement, but she made no denials, it sounded like she was admitting it went on.

I don't really think Cibrian is the cat's meow, but he's definitely too hot for her.

clarketron's picture

yeah, now that I think about it, that Eddie guy IS way too good looking for her.
No way he's "really" into her when he could have any hot girl.

He probably set her up to further his D List-Lifetime movie career

clarketron's picture

UPGRADE!! x's 10

from gayface to the hotness!

It's like she went from driving a 1996 Hyundai Elantra to a 2010 Range Rover. (no offense to Hyundai drivers)

If this is true. yeah, could be a set up to further both of their careers and shake LeAnn's squeeky clean image.

Manbearpig's picture

I sort of hate to be mean, but I have always found Leeann to be ugly as shit. Her husband is extremely gay also. And the guy she is cheating with is too good looking for her.
Now I'll go plant a tree or something in penance.

I really can't blame her for jumping dicks, er I mean ships.

I love the way celebs always ask for their fans support, as if they need their emotionalism to survive a personal problem. More like they are asking for support as in MONEY.. What they really should say is, Yeah I know I'm a cheater (insert fave vice) but please don't let this stop you from buying my CD's, seeing my movies or watching my TV show.

Money makes many a stuck up bitch sell herself worse than a two dollar blow job artist down by Alphabet City

ChubbyWubby's picture

That dude is just too good looking! Son-of-a-bitch! <<<<>>>

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OXA's picture

Submitted by Bda on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 12:41pm
Even though she is just leaning over for a cheek kiss in that picture. Business maybe?

The music was too loud and she leaned into hear?

Toonkinstein's picture

Sheeps said:

"And why cavort in public?"

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CAVORT (Ke VORT)
1) to leap about ,prance caper

2) to romp about happily, to frolic,

cavort....I love that word...I'm gonna cavort, cavort, cavort.....HEY!!! WAIT A MIN....isn't that what LeAnn's gayface does...think about it...he is a dancer....

*cavort...cavort...cavort....*

Bda's picture

Her husband is so evidently gay. She is his beard. They were probably best friends on tour he was so nice and into her feelings and emotions and that bitch thought she was in love when in fact he was just her gay best friend soooo. They cooked up this plan to get married and she can still fuck straight men and he can continue with his gay shenanigans. Even though she is just leaning over for a cheek kiss in that picture. Business maybe?

OXA's picture

LeAnn and her hubby now have something in common,
they both like men.

Candy's picture

Dean is gay. Eveyone knew that from day one. The reason why LeAnn did not spot this fact is because he treated her lke a queen. Pampered her, did her hair, did her make-up, painted her toenails, etc.. She fell in love while Dean was already in love with the money. I'm just surprised that it took 7 years of living together to figure it out. I was so sure they'd be done in a year.

As for Eddie, he always had a creep face for me. Marrying a Playmate and thinking that you could be domesticated for life is so original.


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MayWest69's picture

someone in hollywood cheating? No.

Take back what you said about Joey Greco- right now! He is king and will always be king!

As for Eddie, it's hard for me to comment when drool keeps hitting my keyboard

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jollybee's picture

what if this is all a publicity stunt? THis seems just too juicy to be true! i mean eddie is way hot but he's not like that famous and leann? well she is famous but no one really cares about her...

oh now I gotta see Nora Roberts Northern Lights on Lifetime, I think the whole series starts this Saturday. :)
LeeAnn you SLUT!LOL go girl...:)

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TheBreakdown's picture

How dare LeAnn embarass her beard like that!

She's gonna have to pay extra now.

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M.E.'s picture

Hekki - aside from reportedly cheating with LeAnne, he is NOT a douche. No douchey behavour or divaish antics.

I hope this isn't true.

kacky's picture

What do you expect? Her first boyfriend hightailed it because she had white gown fever at 17 years old, so she grabbed the first guy who would agree to get married. She's probably growing up and realized she made a mistake. Thank goodness she didn't get baby fever yet.

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poopturd's picture

cheating with Eddie Cibrian is wrong but it feels so right, gorgeous man, bet he has a huge dick. maybe dean too wants a piece of that in his ass.

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lambs's picture

i've been in love with that man since i was like 13... SUNSET BEACH 4EVA!!

Yummy. I don't know if I would be able to resist that.

Hekki's picture

Mmm, I'm not feeling this Eddie guy. He's goodlooking but totally generic. If he lets up on his workouts for just a few weeks, he's gonna wind up like Harry Connick Jr.

And I'm still getting a douche vibe off him, too. Maybe that's because I'm seeing comments about his wife and kids.

LeAnn is a HOMEWRECKER. But I don't consider her a cheater for some reason.

Spoiled's picture

LeAnn Rimes has just issued a statement via her official website:

A MESSAGE FROM LEANN…
This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support.
I would like to assure all of you that this is a place for you to hear things directly from me and as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white.
Have faith,
Le

Doesn't sound good...

foosrock's picture

He IS drool worthy. Darn!!!.

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Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:09am.

I love when women get all puffed up and soapboxy about how wrong cheating is to the moral fiber of the society in your heads.

65% of cheating is wrong, but there's also the 45% that leads to much needed divorces and second marriages that last years and are full of happiness and love and butterflies.

^^^

Um, that's 110%...

Yeah, cheating is wrong, but since I've been lusting after Eddie since he played scandalous rapist Matt Clark on The Young and the Restless and then hottie trust fund baby Cole Deschenel on Sunset Beach, I don't really give a fuck. I've seen this man in person, and when he looks at you, you just take off your clothes and wait for him to do what he will. The man is liquid sex. You can't blame a young girl who's been married to Teh Ghey for her entire adulthood for falling under the spell of his hi amazing body and perfect skin.

And the dimples speak for themselves.

Go ahead, LeAnn. I'm not mad. You ride that shit till it erodes!

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xerquina's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:38am.

Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:34am.

since when did country singers need back up dancers?

They're back-up line-dancers.
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well that explains everything. Leann must have a boy's ass,if he decided to marry her.

Rebitcha's picture

He is a hot piece of sexy a$$!! OMFG!

walker's picture

I checked out the pics of both guys and i think I see gayface on Eddie. Serious. I think that i f you look at a guy and say he has gayface then your eyes will say: "Yep, he's got gayface!"

Watch, just look at pics of all guys from say Tommy Lee to Prince to any guy. If you think it, you'll see it.

MyFingersHurt's picture

LeAnn Rimes was on "Regis & Kelly" this morning (I know, I know - don't judge me for watching)...

Anyway, they mentioned that there are "currently a lot of rumors" going around about LeAnn, and LeAnn totally dodged denying or confirming anything. I thought it was very interesting the way she talked about it... I wish I could remember direct quotes, but she basically said that she's grown up dealing with rumors, and sometimes they're very annoying but for the most part she lets them roll off her back... Like, no specific rumors were mentioned, but obviously it's about her cheating. You'd think the show would have been a perfect chance for her to deny it or explain that "Us" was wrong, or say "those magazines lie" or SOMETHING... But she didn't say anything other than that she's used to having people know all about her personal life. It kind of sounded like a confirmation of the rumor that her marriage is in trouble without actually "confirming."

I expect a separation announcement soon.

blaaaake's picture

adultery is wrong...but so is marrying a gayface.