When Madonna Is Away, Baby Jesus Will Play
31-year-old panty model Luciana Costa better watch it, because she's about to get chomped up by a raging roided-up crocopussy belonging to Vadge! That's because sources tell The Sun that Vadge's child, Jesus, has been fucking around on his sugar memaw with Luciana.
The act went down at a party in Rio on Saturday night. Baby Jesus and Luciana kept close all night and at one point, they exchanged tongues. A nosy bitch who was watching the two said, “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
The next day, Baby Jesus, Luciana and some friends went for a little walk, but Luciana denied that she's slurping up Baby Jesus' juices. Luciana said they are just friendly and have known each other a long time. She went on to say, “Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn’t care that she is so much older.”
MUCH older? I think I love that slutty bitch Luciana! But take a good look at Luciana's precious skin, the next time we see it will be on Vadge's face! Seriously, that hag is looking as young as a fetus lately. She's been skinning the young!
As for Baby Jesus, something tells me there's a crucifixion in his future.
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people people people Jesus is walking ALONE!!!!
the girl on the pic is actually walking with the guy in the yellow t-shirt behind Jesus.
look at the bottom of the pic and take a look at the feet she's about 5-6 feet behind him.
Gennady says: Something tells me there's a tell-all in his future that'll make Night of the Living Dead look bleak. Maybe that's what he should name it.
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Oh my yes. Nothing says "CLASSY" like a top twatty tattoo...
I actually think, in this case, I'd rather have Madonna's skin than this girl's. The over-tanned skin is looking a little dry.
This girl looks like she's in good shape--her thighs are just too muscular, that's all.
Well christ, it's not like they're married or anything. Who cares if he's diddling this chickie? Besides, given her past predilection for puss, Madge is probably doing them both. I know I would be.
Kiss,
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Oh please, I doubt Vadge cares. She is just fucking him untill she finds a new boy toy. I just hope he has a good career out of it.
the top part of her legs are hideous
he's vile she's vile
Is that Brooke Hogan wearing a black wig?!?!?!?!?
Classy tat. Not.
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I cannot believe some of you posters are referring to this girl as fat, beefy, and thick! Good Lord! She is anything but fat! She looks healthy--I just don't think we are used to seeing normal, healthy looking, young women in the press these days.
I'd only believe it she was a he.
"chomped up by a raging roided-up crocopussy"
...LAWLZ!!
Oh man. My sides hurt.
If she keeps losing men this frequently even John Mayer won't touch her.
Is that tat there so any sailor can find his port in a storm?
Poor Madonna. She's starting to look like Mrs. Robinson. Next she'll be trolling her daughter's boyfriends for a lay.
Give the roided out bitch a martini.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:33pm.
LMFAO!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Luciana makes the case that there is such a thing as doing too many squats. More cardio, and less weight training when you're a female whose muscles develop easily. Trust me, I KNOW.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
seriously? Jesus looks like a complete idiot and I'm sorry I ever said he was hot.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:32pm.
damn she's fug in the face
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She's got Jay Leno Syndrome.
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:29pm.
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Let's not even bother to discuss that NO man can handle Vadge's vadge because in its golden years it has grown volatile and also teeth and there is no escape once penetration has taken place.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
lol, I guess he likes 'em thick. Those shorts are not doing this bitch any favors. Unflattering as hell. No lips, and that horrific TATTOO???!!!!!! Why?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
this is supposed to be a "Panty Model"??? brazilian none of less... come on they can do better than that!
damn she's fug in the face, I wonder if she knows Miley's bf, the other panty model in the news these days?
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He went from Madonna to Cher?
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um yeah, like we're really supposed to believe this guy is banging Madonna's dry, shriveled up, week old cod fish platter. Right from the start this had failed publicity stunt written all over it.
It was never that interesting to begin with, all those years of marriage and living in England kept her (even more) out of touch, she needs to try harder if she wants anyone to think she's still relevant.
The fish in that photo also looks lik a granny!
"he doesn’t care that she is so much older.”
That is one of the best slams I have ever read. Way to go L. Way. to. go.
You mean a guy might be using Madonna just for publicity and not because he truly has a love for Kaballah and Madonna's wit? Not in THIS world. No way.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:14pm.
I'm not hating, but she's a bit um, BEEFY, for a panty model.
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She prolly models for Roamans or Lane Bryant.
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Skinning the young. LOL!
I'm not hating, but she's a bit um, BEEFY, for a panty model.
"As for Baby Jesus, something tells me there's a crucifixion in his future."
LMAO! MK!
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Douchechill!
Luciana has the right face for a panty model.
Look closely at the picture... She is with the guy behind him. No story here... just a photo trick.
she's not FAT. Her legs are chunky to me, and I still think she is fugly.
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I certainly don't think she's fat, but I am highly amused MK filed this under BABIES!!!!
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Submitted by Solaera on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:56am.
Ugh. She looks like a brunette Brooke Hogan.
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I was thinking a 'fat' Celine Dion, but yeah, that works too. ;)
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"Crocopussy"! HAHAHAHA....
Madge has a bad case of vagina dendata.
How is this ugly fat beast a panty model?
"But take a good look at Luciana's precious skin, the next time we see it will be on Vadge's face!"
ROTFLMAO!
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That's Lourdes!!!!!! :)
Submitted by Solaera on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:56am.
"Ugh. She looks like a brunette Brooke Hogan
LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Luciana kept close all night and at one point, they exchanged tongues. A nosy bitch who was watching the two said, “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist.
Doesn't everybody tongue kiss all their friends?
Vadge is older but nobody can thrust a pelvis better than Madonna.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Are we sure this is the chick in question? She's definitely no model material but I wouldn't go so far as to calling her ugly and fat.
Seriously? I thought baby Jesus was gay.
You know like how Liz Taylor and all those old washed up celbrity women surround themselves with good looking gay guys in their post relevency years.
Anyway, he looks gay, he was hanging out with memaw madonna, I just assumed...
Yep, I just went back and looked at the pic. They can change that description from "panty model" to "tranny model". Gay, I'm tellin ya.
He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”....more his age??
....just spitballin' here...but that would be my guess....
Fuck, ANYONE can be a model! This chick is fug, with icky fat legs.
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
there is nothing i hate more than when people dont buy the right size shoes esp flip flops and their fugly toes hang off the front.
You can't possibly make any more of douchbag out of yourself than by wearing what this douche is wearing. That's some Russian skindeah shit!
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I love how that "Life with my sister Madonnna" ad is parked right across from the post and Madonna looks like she's staring right at them.
LOVE IT! Fucking Madonna has truly become so annoying to me. I hope he leaves her ass with only enough money to take care of her kids.
A what what in the butt...what what