This Will Hold Me Over Until The Broke Hos Of Atlanta Come Back
Nothing compares to the broke down hos of Atlanta, but hopefully this fuckery right here will come close. Bravo has rolled out the new skanks of The Real Housewives of New Jersey premiering on May 12th. They could have also titled this The Real Pre-Ops Of Trannytown, because four of these tricks look like they've got excellent dick tucking skills. The fake ginge on the right just looks like she's just going to whine like a toddler on speed through the whole season.
My Tivo is really ready to quit this bitch, but I will have to force this mess upon it. Based on these hags' bios alone, this is going to be a pile of Aquanet vomit. I bolded the bestest parts:
Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.
Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.
Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.
Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.
Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and owns a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.
Survey says? TRASH!!!!! Bravo better have shot this shit in HD, because how else would they get all the big hair and fake nails in one shot?
And if you haven't seen the brilliance below, please watch it. You will definitely agree with me that every bitch in this video needs to make at least a 30-second cameo in The Really Trashy Housetrannies of Jersey.
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Shit MK, stop the "presses"!!! We wouldn't want to offend MayWest69's delicate sensibilities! She comes to this site to stare at Pamela Anderson's wonky Franknipples and talk shit about Shauna Sand! She is ABOVE trashy TV!!!!
This Guido Beach is an instant classic. Is there more???
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there is a preview on bravo - i swear it's like a throw back to the late 80's/early 90's with the dos & the wallpaper. omg can't wait. seriously, do they know this is 2009? definite time warp.
After watching that video, I can safely say that the world is going to shit. UGH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE! DAMN!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Way to show Italian-Americans in a positive light, Bravo.
Seriously? Ugh. The NYC housewives aren't even interesting at all, I can't imagine the Jersey ones will be. Well, maybe I guess...Jersey girls are The Drama!!! Still...I probably won't watch, and I'll watch some trashy fucking TV, lol.
that's why i fucking moved to brooklyn
ew, jersey beaches are foul!... dirty plus they make you pay for that shit with their beach tag bullshit...it's worth it to further south
Submitted by JTLucie on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 12:46pm.
Personally, I'm holding out for The Real Housewives of West Virginia!
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Oooh...what's West Virginia like?
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Oh Lord, this could be interesting. Some or should I say, all of those women look quite scary.
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Thanks Michael K. I haven't seen that video in awhile. That video will totally get me through the rest of my day.
just what the world needs. another mindless reality show.
Bravo has rolled out the new skanks of The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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STOP! Right there! I'm not sure I can go on with this...I really want them to do The Real Housewives of ...
Ok, seriously, I went to check out what might be the cleanest cities in the US...any suggestions? It would be nice for us to watch some nice, wholesome housewives....I found Michigan City (Indiana has had some "clean living" movements, apparently) but then I read this in their Wiki:
Michigan City also houses a zoo, and features on its outskirts the Indiana State Prison.
and it kinda put me off....
So, again - any suggestions....?
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Dina Manzo and her husband Tommy were on an episode of WE TV's My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding. He constantly berated her and she talked about how he cheated on her multiple times in the past. She cried throughout the entire episode.
Didnt we watch it last night?
Um "JEWVILLE?!"
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
damn damn damn, i'm from new jersey and there is ANOTHER WHOLE REAL LIFE here ... this is what everyone thinks of it [?] not the only type ... they should feature the princeton, somerset, morris or bergen county rich chicks .. anything SHORE is bound to be trash ..
I couldn't watch this show. Their accents are so grating.
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Can't WAIT for this.
I was sad because MTV did only one "True Life" episode about the Jersey Shore Girls. Now we're getting a whole SERIES? Lasting a WHOLE SEASON?
I'm farking drooling.
I love Bravo! It's nice knowing no matter how much money you have your life can be more fucked up than mine!
Personally, I'm holding out for The Real Housewives of West Virginia!
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Isn't that where Joey Buttafuoco is from?
Didn't they already have Real Housewives of New Jersey? Wasn't it called The Sopranos?
I don't see any break out stars here. Fail! I'll probably watch because I'm in Reality tv withdrawal. With Top Chef and Tool Academy gone and Love Bus coming to and end, I only have Tough Love and Hell's Kitchen to get me through the week. Not nice.
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OMG! Three of them are wearing matching shoes! This must be corrected. No self-respecting skank (Is this oxymoronic?) wears the same shoes as another skank.
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