Thursday, March 19th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 18th!

That's not funny! A child is at steak! - NoAnjl

Runners-up:

Artfully arranging meat to appear human - the Phoebe Price syndrome. - jazzfish_77

This is how they detox cannibals.... - ChubbyWubby

When my sister told me "I have a baby in the oven", it was not what I expected to be - aniluapss

Thanks Andrew

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

COngrats Noanjil..... you are the best

xoxox

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johnnysgirl's picture

Congratulations weinerschnitzels!!

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El Bastardo's picture

My Baby won ! xxxxxxxxxxxxx :o) Congas to jazz, Chubbs and aniluapss. Funny Ct peeps.
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Zappy's picture

@ Crazy

*nodding head in agreement*

Excellent play on words.

CRAZY's picture

That's not funny! A child is at steak! - NoAnjl

Normally I don't find the winners to be very funny or original but this was Jokes!

When my sister told me "I have a baby in the oven", it was not what I expected to be - aniluapss

Love this one too, congrats!
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Sweetas's picture

NoAnjl♥♥♥ w00t!! LMMFAO!!! Congrats hot mama, and congrats to all the winners. Gotdayum those were funny.

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Congrats NoAnjl♥! WTG, Jazz (funny effer), Chubby (i lurve ur Wubby) and aniluapps!! Disgustingly funny!
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NoAnjl's picture

angel_i - tysm! that was sweet!
thanks applejones and Sock-Monkey ;)

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*backflip off top of hamper* LMAO! Congrats to NoAnjl & the Dlisted HWORES that won!!!

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NoAnjl, that's classic! LMFAO.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 9:57am.

Wow, did not expect that.
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Really? I think it's perfection:)

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Good pun, NoAnjl.

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NoAnjl's picture

oops, hair, I thought you spelled it that way HOOPS lol xo

NoAnjl's picture

♥HOOPS♥ Pull my hare!!!!

aniluapss's picture

wowww that was my very first entry/comment in the caption this contest! never expected to see my comment there.. yayyy =) thnx

NoAnjl's picture

Wow, did not expect that. Thanks all and a big sloppy face lick to MK my hottest slut of all♥

Congrats jazzfish_77, ChubbyWubby and aniluapss - now let's go have a nice steak dinner ;)

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angel_i's picture

Ok, those are funny but WTF?!?!? Where's jiggy?!?!?

"Congratulations! It's a grill!"

There. There it is.

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I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

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congrats guys, these were really funny!
NoAnjl!! good one!
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LMAO....these ones were truely FUNNEH....

....a child is at steak.....LMAO...Baby in the oven...cannibals.....

WELL DONE TROOPS!!!

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kdracofan's picture

Hello THE HOOPLE!!!!

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kdracofan's picture

lmao all funny captions...congrats NoAnjil

That's not funny! A child is at steak! - NoAnjl

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Bwahaihaiha!! Congrats MYANJL and to all the winners

KD's picture

Thanks, jazzfish!

Clarisse's picture

Yea!!!!!!! Funnnnnehz!

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:06am.

Aw man, I thought my Mutton Man caption was pretty awesome. Oh well.

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The Mutton Man caption was excellent!

I actually liked my "awww, he's got his mother's nose and his father's rib eyes" best of mine.

Zappy's picture

LMAO CONGRATS WINNERS! VERY FUNNY!

Congratulations to all the winners!

There were so many good ones with this CT.

KD's picture

Aw man, I thought my Mutton Man caption was pretty awesome. Oh well.

Congrats winners! No Anjil's was pretty good. I chuckled when I read it yesterday.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Congratulations you hilarious winners!

TexnDoc's picture

"Brisket Palin" should have at least placed. Congrats to who came up with that (wish I did)

ubmitted by The C word on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:47am.
Congrats sinners (typo but Ima keeping it)!!

Soooo many good ones with this CT: KD's 'Mutton Man', jiggywiddit, AMF, ElB's 'Travis Barker', etc., etc.

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I know. ELB's Travis Barker was funny!

Jiggy too!

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OMG. I can't stop laughing!

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LMFAO noangil!!!!
rest of you guys too, great job!!!!

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Congrats sinners (typo but Ima keeping it)!!

Soooo many good ones with this CT: KD's 'Mutton Man', jiggywiddit, AMF, ElB's 'Travis Barker', etc., etc.

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Haha! Good one NoAnjl! Congrats to all.

HAHAHA Nice one NoAnjl.
Congrats to the winners!

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:08am.
Verne Troyer's little brother: Mini-Meat.

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Hahahahaha! Good one Jiggy!

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Goop headline " Today I will share with you my secret recipe for looking young and healthy"

Madonna's beautician prepares for her next facial

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Submitted by AMF on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:53pm.
PETA finally exacts its revenge on an Olsen twin.

Bwahahaha!! WELL DONE Amf!!!!

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Verne Troyer's little brother: Mini-Meat.

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pomegranate's picture

Considering Jenna Jameson married a big meathead, it's no wonder that one of her twins turned out just like daddy...let's hope the other one fared better with the gene pool.

MickeyHolland's picture

Isn't anyone the least bit bothered by this?! I'm not easily spooked, but as a mother I can barely watch this pic. It looks like a badly burnt infant, a.k.a. your worst nightmare as a parent.

douchelover's picture

This is what octo mom did with the afterbirth

Total Beefcake.

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I'm sorry....but that's fucking disgusting.

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