L.A. City Attorney Hates Kanye West People
Why can't the city of L.A. just let Kanye West be great?! Why did they have to go and charge him with three misdemeanors for busting up a paparazzi's camera at LAX last September? Why did they have to do that? Besides, if you ask Kanye, he'll probably tell you he was doing the pap a favor since the camera was an old model.
The L.A. City Attorney's office charged Amber Rose's sugar daddy with misdemeanor vandalism, battery and grand theft. Kanye's road manager, who was also involved in the bust up, was charged with the same shit but twice. Double the fun!
If convicted if all charges, Kanye could get two and a half years in the chokey.
The charges came from an incident at LAX on September 11th. Some pappies were taking pictures of the voice of this generation and he wasn't having it, so he had himself a little camera-breaking party.
Can I laugh now or will I get slapped with a CAPS-LOCK key? Seriously, this bitch isn't going to prison. There isn't a prison big enough in the entire universe to house Kanye and his ego. That's an ego that will bust through bars!
And I'll be right back, I need to go keep refreshing his blog. I'm waiting for the blog post that will finally break HIS MACKBOOK AIR!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!111111!1
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WHY DOES HE REMIND ME OF TEDDY RUXPIN....?!?!? Look at that wee face....he's such a princess.......
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Spastic...halfwit...retard...a Kanye by any other name...
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Why does the media even bother to say a celebrity could get two, three or however many years in the clink for committing a crime? These bitches need to fucking keep it real and just say they could face up to 3 hours in the chokey.
"hmph!"
I think they should have charged him with theft for stealing the rainbow from the gay people.
is it ironic he would pull this kind of shit on Septmeber 11th at an Airport..u dimpshit
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His prison pussy facial hair will get him plenty of dates in the clink.
*raises giant mexican mafia #1 foam finger, cheers from sidelines*
RAPE THAT ASS! RAPE THAT ASS! RAPE THAT ASS! RAPE THAT ASS!
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Kanye loves this shit, I'm sure. Just one more reason to grace us with his pearls of wisdom. Yay. *yawn*
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Well since Kanye wants to defend Chris Brown, he can now be his jail mate, both getting ass raped in gangbangs. You know he'll love the attention.
--- Dumbness is a disease with no cure
RACISM!!!! Ha ha ha, no not really. This chump, Kayne West, is just an untalented loud-mouth with a violent disposition and a pathetic superiority complex. At the end of the day, he's just a typical asshole who ought to go to jail and get repeatedly beaten for a while so he can learn how to maneuver in common society. He's a total shithead.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:19pm.
If it wasn't for the former Fresh Prince Will Smith, I'd have to say that jail-time is required to maintain rap stardom.
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Hahaha "Flatbush hooker"...we can only dream! Unfortunately this egotisical manic will not even appear in court, his charges will be dropped and we wil not have the pleasure of seeing big mouth asshole go to jail for even one day. Justice is not applicable for celebrities unfortunately. Still, we can dream...
And then kanye will come out with 3 cds, 5 books and 20 dvd specials on how he was ass raped in the clink...
I can see his first single ..." Lonely in the Shower"
and his second single ..."get low in a Gym"
"Up the ass" " Ultra Hard Nights" " U smacked me .. I gagged"
" I got 25 in a Shower and U bitch got none"
"Long Lost Privates" and finally " His hoohaa in my heehaah "
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
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He's the only celebrity I loathe more than the pappz.
Can they throw that bald stripper robot in there with him? She can pass as a dude and I'm sure there's a warrant for prostitution somewhere on her.
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you know whats funny he is always surrounded by pap they call them and if the paps dont come they kill themselves, they have a love hate relationship so whatever, he should had not hurted the pap equipment it helps him more than it helps the paps
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
KANYE IS A MERT!! WHAT A D-BAG...
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:54pm.
If I had a choice between kicking this douchebag in the face or punching Nadya Suleman in the vagina, I'd have a really hard time deciding.
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Doing both is not an option?
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If I had a choice between kicking this douchebag in the face or punching Nadya Suleman in the vagina, I'd have a really hard time deciding.
That Amber chick must be into watersports because something about him just screams bedwetter. His bladder won't let him be great.
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:21pm.
OH PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN!!! You listened to our prayers when we saw Paris driven away sobbing in a police car with an itchy ass. Won't you please grant us another favor?
Nanners, have I told you lately that I love you!
LOL!! Perfect prayer!
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he's got the mouth for jail
I would love to see this ass fiesta do time, but he wont.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
Like he is gonna go to jail.....justice seems like a joke in Los Angeles.
Ughhhhhhhhhh. Who cares?
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Douchechill!
Eh, this man bores me to tears. And if he goes to jail (he won't), he'll be deemed newsworthier than before, and then we'll have to endure his idiocy on a more regular basis.
That won't do much for his street cred; maybe an uptick in his airport cred?
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
Please let him go to jail.
Please let him go to jail.
Please let him go to jail.
1- I went to the mall yesterday to get my glasses fix and I saw this IDIOT kid with those fucking sunglasses with the stripes that he uses, I wanted to punch him.
2- That scene made me so mad and I started to think all the stupid statements he has done, but the one of his greatest pain in life was not being able to see himself perform live WHEN THE MOTHER FUCKER LOST HIS MOTHER TO VANITY WAS BY FAR THE WORST OF THEM ALL. I want him to loose his voice or something,get mad at God, question God why he Won't let him be great, and God fuking give him the side eye and spell BITCH, PLEASE in the clouds.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He actually looks not hideous in that photo. Minus the tongue of course. Boring story :/
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Kanye is such an idiot.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
As much as the celebs claim to hate the paps, without the paps the celebs' "Q Score" would be very low.
Also, these folks are just trying to make a living and their equipment is very expensive.
No one has the right to destroy anyone's property. This includes celebs damaging paps' gear.
Kanye and his crew should have to replace the broken equipment, attend anger management class, and do some community service.
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LOL Team K: that's an interesting theory!
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OH PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN!!! You listened to our prayers when we saw Paris driven away sobbing in a police car with an itchy ass. Won't you please grant us another favor?
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I wonder if the constant stream of Kanye communication is some kind of result of when he had his mouth wired shut. Back when he was good.
You must die. I alone am best.
If it wasn't for the former Fresh Prince Will Smith, I'd have to say that jail-time is required to maintain rap stardom.
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I didn't even read what MK wrote, the picture was too fucking funny. The 2nd best laugh I have had today!