Wednesday, March 18th 2009

Brit Brit Can't See This Douchey Face For Three Years

The restraining order Brit Brit's masters filed against Adnan Ghalib has just been extended until 2012. Daddy Spears and his bitches originally asked for the order when they found out that Brit Brit was talking to Adnan and Sam Lutfi on a pre-paid cell phone. Daddy Spears claimed Adnan was trying to fuck with the conservatorship, so that he could get more shit out of his little Cheeteroni.

At a hearing today, Adnan failed to show his landing strip in court, so a judge stamped a big "fuck yes" on the extension and called it a day.

I'm sure Brit Brit is making an oh-so-sad face since I think she was landingstripmatized by Adnan's ass. Hey, don't knock the pubie runaway. Adnan can eat and exfoliate the coochie at the same time. Brit Brit will get over it. Daddy Spears can give her a piece of velcro to rub her bits on when she's missing Adnan. And now Adnan can slide into the gutter again so we don't have to hear from his ass anymore!

Posted by: Michael K


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I hope I dont have to see his face for 3 more years. christ.

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Submitted by me_ on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:49pm.

there were other worse people than him who took advantage of dumb brit brit. just think of all her exes who talked to the media. adnan didn't do so.

i have no admiration at all for britney and think she's dumb like a rock and does all she does to get attention. nevertheless the conservatorship restricts her freedom in a way she doesn't deserve it. she jumped on stage with strippers, flashed her crotch a million times, shaved her head... but all her crazy actions didn't harm anyone. she has a right to talk and meet whomever she wants to. if she gets used by some people even dumb brit brit will learn from the experience.

--Actually, didn't he do an interview on tv about her? Also, she doesn't learn her lesson! She is still trying to secretly talk to him. She doesn't know how to act like an adult with a working brain so she needs to be treated like a child so she doesn't cause harm to herself.

DR.FUNK's picture

Why is'nt she joining him in obscurity?

NaNoop's picture

Is there a warrant out for him? Is that why he didn't bother to show up and contest the restraining order? Is he on the lam? Heee heeeeee!!! Good times, good times.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Manimal5's picture

Brit Brit Can't See This Douchey Face For Three Years

I hope I don't have to see Twat face again ever.

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johnnysgirl's picture

Reprise plus:

Blech *gag* ick gick blurg blortt splecccchhh blick vomit

Blllaaaarrrrrgggghhh

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

Daddy Spears strikes again. That man can work a legal system.

jayeryin's picture

I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

there were other worse people than him who took advantage of dumb brit brit. just think of all her exes who talked to the media. adnan didn't do so.

i have no admiration at all for britney and think she's dumb like a rock and does all she does to get attention. nevertheless the conservatorship restricts her freedom in a way she doesn't deserve it. she jumped on stage with strippers, flashed her crotch a million times, shaved her head... but all her crazy actions didn't harm anyone. she has a right to talk and meet whomever she wants to. if she gets used by some people even dumb brit brit will learn from the experience.

NaNoop's picture

And the sofa batteries just died.
Sadness, yo.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

NaNoop's picture

The toilet bats are having a moment of silence, and hold the flashes in the toilet times, tennis cans humbled BLACKS.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

TITS's picture

another picture so sick-inducing i had to ad block it.

heh heh.

keep it coming mk

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Zappy's picture

That 'eat and exfoliate' comment made me think of two things. 1) When Keith Richards said he snorted his father's cream of ashes. 2) The first time I had to take the sock off of a scaley diabetic foot and accidentally inhaled those scales.

I'm very sensitive to these things.

Zappy's picture

LMAO @ CManson

Your gentle words of wisdom once again speak truth.

You have been christened Charles Manson Yogananda.

FIRST OF FUCKING ALL YOU DONT WEAR A ROSARY AROUND YOUR FUCKING NECK. ITS MEANT TO BE FUCKING WORN AROUND YOUR WRISTS OR HELD IN YOUR HANDS WHILE COUNTING THE ROSARY. SECOND OF ALL HE IS NOT A CATHOLIC OR A PROTESTANT. GIVE UP THE ACT MOTHERFUCKER. IT DOES NOT SUIT YOU.

Vermithrax's picture

Now if only we didn't have to see him for three years :þ

Whatever's picture

Thanks for that visual MK eat and exfoliate? BARF!

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:46pm.

It's my understanding that he would be deported to whichever country issued his passport.

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SpiceDong's picture

I read that although he came here from England, he is still a citizen of Afghanistan and that's where he'll be deported if it comes to that. Once there, he will be free to move whatever he wants even England, but the one way deportation trip will be to the Mid East. And I doubt many countries will take him in with his criminal and deportation past if he wants to move to Europe after hitting his birth country.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:39pm.
he might be deported anyway because of what happened with the guy he ran over. so that is extra assurance that he'll never be able to get to her
That is the reson he is gettting deported,assault with a deadly weapon is one of the charges.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

SpiceDong's picture

he might be deported anyway because of what happened with the guy he ran over. so that is extra assurance that he'll never be able to get to her.

shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by matthew323 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:35pm.
Isn't he from England?

Yeah I edited, my bad.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Isn't he from England?

xxyxz's picture

blue cars...

awww how I miss the real comingback :(

shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:22pm.

This Idiot is fucked. He is not a US citizen , he only had a residency, which was not final, he is facing Criminal charges, He is getting his Landing strip and his ass deported back to the Middle east..
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My Bad: He is getting his Landing strip and his ass deported back to Englad...

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

*Blacks Ass Tax Times*

*feeds toilet bat*

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TITS's picture

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:22pm.

This Idiot is fucked. He is not a US citizen , he only had a residency, which was not final, he is facing Criminal charges, He is getting his Landing strip and his ass deported back to the Middle east..
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i believe he is British.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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xxyxz's picture

*CHOCOLATE TACOS AND SUCH*

*PAYS WIG TAX*

Dallas's picture

Is that a coke booger in his left nostril? Hmmmmm

Dallas's picture

Why is he STLL in the US of A?????

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

*makes evil singer mom eyes*

*Sally Mack slaps*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She'll try to sneak into the L.A. County Jail to have conjugal visits.

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xxyxz's picture

*calls county*

shut the smurf up's picture

This Idiot is fucked. He is not a US citizen , he only had a residency, which was not final, he is facing Criminal charges, He is getting his Landing strip and his ass deported back to the Middle east..

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Shitney/Shitney related threads just aren't the same anymore.

*does sad times boot move*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

EvilKirby's picture

I feel greasy and grimey just lookin at this mug again... good for Papa Spears tho, that $$ is his.

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

jiggywiddit's picture

Talk about the picture of Dorian Gray. Dude looks bloated and busted.

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Submitted by ViVee on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:12pm.

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Crazy...or just a simple folk--you know, a moron! lol

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Why is his fault if Britney wants to see him? The cock or the drugs must be good.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:08pm.

Aww, you always make me laugh, Uncle! Plus, you're such a sweetie pie! :)

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

ViVee's picture

This douche is so disgusting. I know most the people here say Britney isn't crazy that she's selfish, but Britney has to be crazy to have sex or any type of relationship with that beast.

johnnysgirl's picture

Blech *gag*

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If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
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No Words's picture

I thought he was going to jail for running over a process server. Or was that Sam the Sham?

Green Is Good's picture

Whatever. If Twitney wants to eff around with losers, who cares? Mammy and Pappy Spears are protecting their investment, that's what this is about.

And, like the teenage-minded adult she is, forbidding her to talk to Adnan just makes it MORE attractive, because it's forbidden.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:04pm.
*sigh* You all know what this means, right? The crazy train is being delayed by another 3 years. I can't wait that long. Somebody else better lose their shit in the mean time.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
Why, Miss Thang, Uncle is finding you completely hilarious today!!!!

On T: Man, I miss those pink wig & midnight drive times of Brit!!!!

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NaNoop's picture

I hope this paves the way for his tell-all. He's gotta raise legal defense funds somehow.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Miss Thang's picture

*sigh* You all know what this means, right? The crazy train is being delayed by another 3 years. I can't wait that long. Somebody else better lose their shit in the mean time.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

rukiddingme's picture

I had no idea this guy was relevant enough to be newsworthy. Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?

Team KFed's picture

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! This picture makes me feel like I'm regressing backwards in time. I almost completely forgot about this losebag exsisting. Damnit!!!

You must die. I alone am best.