Wednesday, March 18th 2009
Kevin Spacey Stops For Big Penis
Big ole' girl was trolling through London last night when he pulled the breaks on his boots after seeing a big penis in the window of a store. Luckily, Kevin's friend got him away from the store before bitch jumped through the window to sit on that book. Kevin had that look in his eye like his ass was ready to pounce. His donut hole was definitely making cream.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:17pm.
HAHA!! I think we have the makings of a musical! Kevin can stage it at the Old Dick... I mean Old Vic.
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Pirates of Peenzance?
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Perhaps "Oklahomo"?
Look closely to the picture series in order. He gets a little stiffy!
Enough of this love fest with Kevin. HE REFUSES TO COME OUT, this dear lady's is not a person of charactor.The day he does come out, I will be his biggest fan!
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
they have that book in strand and let me tell you it has some big huge juicy cocks one guy has a long skinny dick down to his knee!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Gay, bi or straight, who wouldn't have looked?
I probably would've had my nose pressed against the glass so kudos to Kevin for showing restraint.
Love that guy.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
I love Kevin, he's a superb actor and seems like a fun guy to be around. I've had a theory for a long time that he was bi. Whatever, I still love him!
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
I also laughed out loud when Kevin Spacey was mentioned on United States of Tara. hahahaha
Kevin lost me when he played Bobby Darin in that pathetic film. Bobby Darin! Puleeze.
I LOVE KEVIN SPACEY. Amazing amazing actor, never seen a movie with him in it that I didn't like. I would do unholy things to him if he would play with a girl for the night.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
It is my understanding that he likes em young and white! But I didnt know he was a size queen.... LMAO.
xo
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The title for that big penis book is... The Big Penis Book! who'd thunk it? (Mad TV 4ever!)... oh, no, I mean a friend told me, I'd never clicked the book link.
I love Kevin, he's great in everything he's been in.
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 9:19pm.
Oh please, Kevin Spacey was just doing it for the research. Everyone knows he's straight.
Exactly! Did he actually go in and buy the book...no. Although his friend has the death grip on him as if to say...not now Kevin...the camera...he is not gay.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 9:19pm.
Oh please, Kevin Spacey was just doing it for the research. Everyone knows he's straight.
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Damn straight! Those aren't even his pants! Pssht...he wasn't even looking at the peen book, the black kid did it! Shall I go on?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Of course Kevin's all about teh peen.
AND he's one of those tired fortysomething bitches that try to dress in A&F so he can cruise guys half his age.
The only question is, what's his type? We know he's a big ole bottom.
Love me some Kevin. Yum
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
Oh please, Kevin Spacey was just doing it for the research. Everyone knows he's straight.
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I was totally in love with Kevin during the Wiseguy days! Never knew he was gay until I first started reading DListed 3 years ago!
a good picture book. there's also one on tits. quite nice tits too. check out the taschen catalog mk. you'll find these and more.
dick
So, whatever happened to that girl Kevvie thanked for "teaching me the meaning of love" when he made his
acceptance speech when he won the Oscar for "American
Beauty" ???
Kev, if you're reading this... you are not credible as hetero. Even Travolta pulls it off better.
Leave Kevin aloooooooooone!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:35pm.
Why doesn't he come out the closet already? Geez, it's so obvious.
Maybe you answered your own question.
Kevin thinks he is only gay as the day is long.
He also thinks that he lives on Mercury.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:32pm.
am i missing something here, is Spacey really a queen?
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Yes he really is.
Funny... When HJ acts the same way, you say he's just comfortable in his own skin.
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:32pm.
am i missing something here, is Spacey really a queen?
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Yes he really is. When he hooked up with Helen Hunt, I had to give in and admit it.
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In some cases, the elderly or otherwise toothless can be capable of spectacular gurns covering the entire nose.
The news has been on for 3 hours and they never once mentioned her plug was pulled, just that family is by her bedside and she is in a grave situation. She's very critical. But she is still alive. Thank God. I hope she pulls a miracle and is able to recover, please god dont let this wonderful woman die. Take Paris, Kim, Lindsey instead there's so many to chose from.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
I am shocked he didn't get a boner!!
I knew he was gay when he went to the OSCAR'S with the fugliest bitch ever. Then he said I believe in us!
poor kev....anyway who cares ...both male and female organs
look like they are space aliens ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:32pm.
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HAHA!! I think we have the makings of a musical! Kevin can stage it at the Old Dick... I mean Old Vic.
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Pirates of Peenzance?
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Bottom-feeder.
He like twinks! But I guess at his age he can't be too picky...
am i the only one who thought it was michel lohan at first?
I love when Spacey's name was mentioned in United States of Tara. When are you going to get it Kevin Baby?
@islandgirl...if this goes broadway bound, i'd buy a ticket to see it....i'm up for kevin spacey singing about how much he loves the peen on stage! ha!
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nice ass...when does it open?
Hahaha...I know where that shop in Soho is.... :D They have funky stuff.
So. What's the name of the book again?
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Why doesn't he come out the closet already? Geez, it's so obvious. I don't blame him. Who could resist that girthy penis in the window?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:32pm.
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HAHA!! I think we have the makings of a musical! Kevin can stage it at the Old Dick... I mean Old Vic.
am i missing something here, is Spacey really a queen?
@islandgirl...
*sings* How much is that penis in the window? ARF ARF!! :)
*sings* the one with the long shaft and big balls....;)
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nice ass...when does it open?
That is some funny shit
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
R.I.P Natasha Richardson!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
The Big Penis Book (Hardcover)
by Dian Hanson (Editor)
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:24pm.
kevin's looking at the peen in the window like that's what he'll be having for dinner tonight...
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*sings* How much is that penis in the window? ARF ARF!! :)
Kevin always looked good. Especially in American Beauty and the exercising and the lifting weights. Oops, my donut hole is making cream.
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kevin's looking at the peen in the window like that's what he'll be having for dinner tonight...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Kevin is a great actor, and if I may say, a good looking man. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed!
Awww, his boyfriend looks sweet.
Oh, I have that book. Kevin, you can come over and look at it anytime.
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Bottom-feeder.
I love love love Kevin Spacey, an A+ actor.