Assault With A Deadly Pussy
Kenley Collins, the screechy tugboat captain's daughter from Project Runway 5, was arrested in Brooklyn yesterday morning after she went fucking insane on her fiance and woke him up by throwing a cat at him! Only this looneytard....
The New York Post says that Zac Penley woke up to a pussy in his face and it wasn't the one he was having a wet dream over (Heidi Klum). The pussy was just the grand opening. Kenley also threw her laptop, three apples (FRUIT ABUSE) and water at him. Zac crawled to a phone and called 911. After the attack, Kenley reportedly told him, "You're lucky, it could have been worse."
TMZ says Kenley was charged with a bunch of shit including "2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree."
After she was released without bail, Kenley told The Post, "It was a miscommunication. Fights happen, And that's that. There is no case." Yeah, tell that to the poor pussy who was thrown across the room. I really hope that before that pussy quit that bitch, it pissed and went caca in all of Kenley's stupid hats.
You know, Kenley probably realized that if she married Zac she would become KENLEY PENLEY. That's what drove her over the edge.
Kenley Penley the pussy thrower is like the worst person ever.
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She was always way too crazy! And you know she wanted to be Kenley Penley--that's the only reason she dated dude!
And here I was, thinking that we had surely heard that last of Kenley!
Submitted by sonne on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 2:13am.
Maybe the cat will turn on her while she's sleeping...one can only hope.
She should be charged with being a deluded asshole and we should all sue her for the emotional damage she did us all, lol. Even the people who didn't watch the show. She was that awful.
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Well stated. Bravo!
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She's a whiny moronic bitch who thought too much of herself. She never hesitated to critize anyone else, in fact she was just fucking mean, but whenever anyone: Heidi, Tim, Michael, a fellow contestant dared to give her constructive criticism - she couldn't hang. She cried. Oh poor little her.
There is no defense for her - she chose to deal with her anger in a violent manner while the man was in a prone position. He was in bed and had no chance of dealing with her bitching.
I'm sure she's still smarting over losing. Screw her. I'm glad charges where brought against her. There is no excuse for assaulting another human being, much less a defenseless cat.
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she was my favorite on PR 5. and i am sure she had her reasons to go apeshit on her BF...we don't know what crap he did to her to get her so pissed. maybe she smelled his dick and found out he was cheating????
However, I do not condone the pussy throwing and abuse (she must have learned that one from Julie Newmar since she is all that retro and chic) LOL
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Submitted by nytenglee on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:51am.
seriously people. you all need to take it down a notch. she wasn't a horrible designer, her stuff was pretty bad ass or she wouldn't have made it to top 3. also, she was talented and could sew, which i am sure not all of you can do, let alone make your own stuff. and im sorry how many feather headbands do you see in NYC 'cause of her
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I don't get it - how does that make it ok for her to assault a man while he sleeps?
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seriously people. you all need to take it down a notch. she wasn't a horrible designer, her stuff was pretty bad ass or she wouldn't have made it to top 3. also, she was talented and could sew, which i am sure not all of you can do, let alone make your own stuff. and im sorry how many feather headbands do you see in NYC 'cause of her.
she's a nice girl.
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She was dating a guy whom if she married, she'd be named KENLEY PENLEY and threw her fucking CAT at his face??!! WHAT A STUPID WHORE.
So I guess her career is over. Oh wait, what career! Stupid twat, how she made it to the Runway final amazes me. I wonder who she was doing, certainly not Tim Gunn who she badmouthed every chance she got. Revenge is sweet!
Reminds me of Julia Gulia from The Wedding Singer!
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Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:48pm.
Who the fuck names their daughter KENLEY??
A tugboat captain does!
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:45pm.
Give me a fucking break. Out of all those things the only one that could have even hurt is an apple, and she would have had to throw it pretty well (yeah right).
Are you serious? Since when does a laptop thrown at the head have less impact/weigh less than a freaking apple?
Maybe the cat will turn on her while she's sleeping...one can only hope.
She should be charged with being a deluded asshole and we should all sue her for the emotional damage she did us all, lol. Even the people who didn't watch the show. She was that awful.
UGH. Hated this whiny cow from day one.
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Really...?
This guy called 911 over that shit? And she actually got charged on three different counts? Give me a fucking break. Out of all those things the only one that could have even hurt is an apple, and she would have had to throw it pretty well (yeah right).
As stupid as it was for her to throw that shit (I would otherwise say he probably did something to deserve it, but she's probably overreacting anyway), if he's enough of a loser to call 911 over that, then they are certainly well-matched.
She should be charged with animal abuse as well. Tug boat captains daughter. LMAO!
Where is the charge of animal abuse?
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The cat should be the one pressing charges
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And I thought this picture was of that Katy Perry ho.
"Kenley Penley the pussy thrower is like the worst person ever."
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I don't even watch tv but I gotta rant on this a little...
Who does this shit? What adults do this shit? Retards. These two were engaged? Pffft. Well it's a good thing it ended before they could breed.
I say it so many times (I'm so glad I don't watch tv) that I have to make it an acronym: ISGIDWTV. It is awash with arrested-development-types starving for attention. There are enough of those people in the real world - I gotta waste my free time watching their shenanigans on tv? Fuck no.
/rant over/
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I forgot about this lady! What a megabitch. However her Penley guy must be just as much of a douchebag to want to marry her. I've gotten in my fair share of irrational crazy, throw shit arguments, Ill admit. I've thrown food, salt shakers, shampoo bottles, cell phones, but even in my crazies I would never do that to my animal. Hell half of the time I would be pissed off because my ex would throw shit, yell or kick at the cats when they were bothering him.
Honestly, Who throws the poor cat? I hope it attacks her ass when she doesnt expect it. Stupid bitch. Fuck her.
Is she from Canada??
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Not surprising, she was a whack job on Project Runway.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 7:15pm
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Well bambam I can't speak for anyone else, but I don't find what she did funny. Violence is violence regardless of who the victim is.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:01pm.
these charges are horseshit, can't people just get into a fight these days. she'll do more time then chris brown.
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What? It says right there that she walked away free.
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Wouldn't be so funny if dude turned around and beat the living daylight outta her ass, now would it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
i wish the cat would have scratched the fuck out of this dizzy bitch. I hated her and her ugly clothes on Runway. Conceited one trick pony-phony that she is.
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is anyone fucking suprised? She has crazypsychostalker eyes.
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Submitted by cio on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:52pm.
poor kitty!
side note: I always wanted a kitten when I was growing up but my sister and mother were allergic. I'm thinking that I will finally get a kitty this year! Any advice? I've never had a pet (besides goldfish) before..
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Please go rescue one at your local shelters, there are many to chose from. From kittens to adult cats, all colors, all shapes, sizes, ages, male/female, they come spayed/neutered and mostly come microchipped. And you are doing a very noble thing by saving one that is most deserving and would otherwise be euthanized. And by you adopting you are opening a space for them to save another kitty. If you dont like what you see at your local shelters, please check the rescue organizations in your area. They are all shotted and vetted, it's very well worth it for a small fee.
A lifetime friend, companion and most cats are real lovers, you wont regret it. Cats are awesome. Very very intelligent creatures. Please do NOT de claw. That is cruel and inhumane, if you have a problem w.scratching stuff, get a scratching post, put some cat nip or food on it and keep bringing him/her there everytime you notice him scratching at something. Some dont scratch furniture or anything at all, some do. But please go save a kitty. You will be so happy and the cat will be so grateful, you will see it, they show it.
Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:48pm.
Who the fuck names their daughter KENLEY??
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People who'd rather have had a boy...?
Other than that - yeah, man. Next time I have a BF I'ma make sure got a cat too!
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Kenley Penley?! LMAO!!
Who the fuck names their daughter KENLEY??
Who the fuck would be named Kenley and date a guy with the last name of Penley? I am sure their kids will be PAPER PENLEY & PENCIL PENLEY!!
In the name of God, people, if you are going to whoop a trick, leave the family cat out of the madness.
Who is she, the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons?
Kenley Penley...hahahahahahahah
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I think it's nice to see the guys get a little abuse instead of the girls. Maybe her BF did something really fucked up, you never know.
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I say give the bitch a hysterectomy and sew her pussy shut, she shouldnt be allowed to ever have a pussy of any kind. Fucking psycho bitch. I would love to fuck up pet abusers.
she shouldn't be allowed to have pets :(
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She would throw a cat at her fiance. She just fucking would.
Aw, she was just throwing a hissy fit.
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Wow, the power of pussy! I am thrilled that he called the cops on her, she deserves it. She was loathesome on Project Runway. She is the lucky one, he could have pulled a Chris Brown on her ass. I tend to have a seriously bad temper & there is no way even I would ever throw a kitty at someone! She is a sick bitch.
"the screechy tugboat captain's daughter"
That's all I need to fucken read. Honest to God!
I hated this Bitch with Passion...They certanly kept it for Drama factor. so fucking conceited.
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