Two Gobs Of Goop
This is Vadge and Fishy at a Valentino party at the Oak Room in NYC last night. The Oak Room was temporarily renamed Lucifer's Tomb when these two assholes were there.
What in macrobiotic hell do these two smug cunts talk about? A better question would be, how did that room survive their ridiculousness? The insane amounts of pretentiousness blowing through that room is enough to strip the finish off all that wood. The wine in that glass probably quickly tried to evaporate itself, so it wouldn't have to listen to these two British rejects blather on about their perfect bowel movements, taut vaginas, GOOP and Kabbalalahahhaha. Even the terra cotta on Valentino's skin is about to crack off all over Anne Hathaway.
And I really think that Vadge is eating fetuses, because her skin is looking so toddler-like. That some Dumplings shit right there.
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I wonder if Vadge has had any work done?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Dumplings!
I love you even more MK for referencing that movie.
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Why can't these 2 bitches go skiing in a bunny hill?
She is and always has been one of the most masculine looking females out there. And now she is just getting uglier and uglier.
She must pay a fortune to get the black, Italian hair mowed off her upper lip and chin each day!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:06am.
Madonna looks like the love child of Madam and the puppet from Saw.
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I totally agree.
See the 8th thumbnail - there's nothing she can do about the starving old lady neck she's got going on. I for one would not mind if Madonnkey disappeared.
Off topic: Rest in peace, Natasha. Trus talent is always missed.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Mmmm Hmmm. Every time these bitches get together an angel loses its wings.
Madonna looks amazing!
OMG she must have discovered a secret formula??!!
Or microdermabrasion? Check this website..this 50 something lady looks 20 something because of of doing that shit
www.cindyjackson.com
Her face is all weird now... It has completely changed shape... probably from all the stretching... Her hands are frightful!
The old dude with the burnt face must be scaring the hell outta Anne Hathaway. The look on her face is like, what the fuck am I doing here?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
IT's weird how newborn flesh on Vadge's face makes her look like Kate Winslet @ first glance...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Madonna ACTUALLY looks hot.
I can't stand Paltrow.
She used to live in my neighborhood. Believe me, she's snotty. She's nice in that noblesse oblige way, as if she's making her rounds to the peasants on her property. It's twits like her that helped ruin the West Village. She should call her website Droop, in honour of her droopy boobs.
no matter how much Vadge fills her skin and stretches it out to look wrinkle free...you can still tell she is old. I guess is that used up hard aura about her.
Fishy is not so fresh either...I can already tell she is aging poorly. Seh looks older than her supposed age.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
Maybe the face has fetus skin, but not the hands. The hands look like old, vein-y, crinkly witch hands.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Thanks for calling them 'two British rejects ' We are a small country, but a great one. The land of Harry Potter, Davide Beckhams' left foot and the Beatles. We have produced a few duds (see: Jordan etc) but do try to maintain standards.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
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Fishy clearly idolizes Vadge. Look at the way she stares at her.
I love the Oak Room............!
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
fuck these cunts
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
that's gwen for sure but that ain't madonna...what the fuckery fuck's going on with that woman's face?
someone should tell her she can get collagen injected into her hands.
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sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
in the last thumbnail, that's her latest boy toy, coincidentally also named Jesus, behind her
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
OK, when you have hands that look as unsightly as Vadge's, wouldn't you try to do at least SOMETHING to make them look better, like wear some rings, some bracelets, and GET A FUCKING MANICURE FOR FUCK'S SAKE??!!! What the hell is wrong with this bitch? Well, she's BFF's with Fishy Paltrow so we automatically know she has shit for brains right there.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 9:04pm.
Re: accents...
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Yeah, that's true...I'm a Southern ho, born from mostly..............
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Northeasterner all my life (except for the few years in Florida where I picked up a souther twang). Going to Business School (they used to call it Secretarial School) we had 'Charm and Beauty' classes where they taught us how to speak and dress and walk..WTF.
Well anyway, at the office, on the phone, in business I'm very professional (One of my bosses thought I should be a phone sex operator, probably more lucrative nowadays....) but get me with some down home folk, I can tawk wid deese and doze like anybawdy so fuggedaboudit eh?
I think we all have our 'lazy speak' moments, depending on who we talk to.
The Rrrrrrraiiiiiiin in Spainnnnnnnn falls mainnnnnnly on the plaaaaaain.
it is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.such as__S e e k r i c h . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.
I get a headache just looking at these two twats.
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:35am.
Vadge's skin looks gorgeous, but in exchange for that her features now are crone-like. Every time she effs with her face she looks worse. J.Ho, too.
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Spot on! she does look very pointed and crone-like...scary!
I just re-watched Who's That Girl the other night and I can't believe Madonna used to look so soft and nice.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Two gobs? I see three.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
dumplings is the shit! that movie made me see bai ling in a new light. and kind of respect her as an actress. a little.
Madonna looks fuckin amazing. Her skin is unfuckinreal. I don't mean the surgery part of her skin, I mean the actual skin. Which is something one cannot obtain thru surgery. Shitty skin will always look shitty no matter how much work (ie: Cameron Diaz, Megan Fox, Shitney etc). Gweneth looks like a totally different person, this bitch is having mad work on the low, there is just something about her I cannot stand. I can't stomach Gweneth, too pretentious and ignorant for my taste.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Anne Hathaway is sitting there wondering the amount of blood and souls she needs to consume to sit at that table.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:06am.
Madonna looks like the love child of Madam and the puppet from Saw.
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Hahahahaha! That's exactly it!
Madonna looks like the love child of Madam and the puppet from Saw.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Madonna looks stunning!
Fishy Vadge LOL.
Somebody check on Kate Hudson STAT! I think Vadge stole her face.
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Vadge's skin looks gorgeous, but in exchange for that her features now are crone-like. Every time she effs with her face she looks worse. J.Ho, too.
Didn't anyone teach Gwyneth you don't put your elbows on the table? She may have a shit load more money than I do, but I have manners...something she clearly lacks.
Anne is fug.
Vages hands and neck are looking all their 100 years!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
I am laughing my fucking ass off. Hilarious! And perfectly said.
re accents- at the start I did have something wickedly cool to say about australian accents and canadian accents but by the time I finished all the comments I just darned forgot, so sorry (a little canadian apologize for all my fellow canadians) Oh yeah I doubt I will ever start sounding australian but I have started saying tah-mah-toe sauce instead of tom-may-toe sauce, cause when I said it the canadian way all the aussie servers didn't understand. All I want is just some damn ketchup with my fries!
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Did you guys read the synopsis of "Dumplings"?
Amazing!
I hope they make a Hollywood version...
"Eat or be eaten"
They're both CLEARLY geniuses, so their conversations are probably heart-stoppingly enthralling. It's probably a lot like listening to a couple of cats whimpering at birds outside the kitchen window.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
I have seen Gwenyth or however you spell her name on her cooking show with Batali, and I have to say she comes across really genuine and sincere about he stance on not eating meat, etc.. But she watches Mario stuff his face and that makes it real and enjoyable.
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First off, O great defender Cashew, it's not like Gwyneth doesn't eat meat (she really loves Turkey!)not because she doesn't want animals to suffer or die it's because she thinks that if she changes her diet she'll magically build high cheekbones and be good looking.
If you think the commenters here are bad then you should go visit my Gwyneth bashing site. I am hell bent obsessed with pointing out what a poseur she is and pointing out how much better I am than her in every way, then I top it off to write a better blog than her and sprinkle it with money saving and beauty tips.
Ya should check it out some time
(this is for Provolone, I know he'll get it!)
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/16/gwyneths-got-stugotz.aspx
Oh, and I torture Brangeloonies, to boot!
Nice; a stringy, hagged out whore, hanging out with a dim witted quasi actress with no sense of reality. What a waste of space & oxygen these two dunces are...
Cashew Nuts....are you new here, dear?
LOL
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:45pm.
The fake accent, the "oh really?" when you express an opinion contrary to theirs. It's not faking British, it's faking upper class
I'm trying to hear that accent when done by an Atlantan....
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Bah thah way us here sutherners don't talk so bad as'n y'all tends ta thank....*pickin' teef*...Nah, really Ahm bein serius...
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There's a *BIG* difference between a southern drawl and a redneck twang. I grew up surrounded by the redneck twang >shudder< it's NAST. The kind of shit you hear on the Maury show. *Ick* I can still hear it - it haunts my nightmares.
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Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
Imagine it in LawngIslandese!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 10:45pm.
The fake accent, the "oh really?" when you express an opinion contrary to theirs. It's not faking British, it's faking upper class
I'm trying to hear that accent when done by an Atlantan....
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Drown it in impossibly expensive wine with a genuine Chanel bag on your shoulder and a whole lotta narcissism, baby!
Bah thah way us here sutherners don't talk so bad as'n y'all tends ta thank....*pickin' teef*...Nah, really Ahm bein serius...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...