Well, Well, Well.....
What the dick do we have here? Why it's none of other than the mega skankwhore of Orange County Gretchen Rossi on a boat in Newport Beach yesterday! And who is that she's putting her gold digging paws all over? Why it's none other than creepster Slade Smiley! With a name like Slade Smiley, you're either a child touching clown or a douchey perv who thinks he looks sexy hot in camo shorts. Slade is the latter.
Slade was in the first couple of seasons of The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange Skin County. Slade went on to star in another Bravo shit show with Jo. And now it looks like he's coming back to not-really-reality TV! You know, there was a rumor going around the internets that shortly after Gretchen's sugar pepaw passed away, she was rubbing her sluttiness all over Slade so that she would be guaranteed a spot next season. Looks like that shit was right. And the whorebag has the audacity to keep her engagement ring on while she's getting gross with Slade. Pour some holy water on me and call a priest, because that is dark-sided!
It's not that I really care that Gretchen is a dick burglar who put the HO in whore, but it's about moral character. MORAL CHARACTER! Okay, not that I know what that is exactly, but this seemed like the perfect time to quote Tamra. Moral character!