Marc Jacobs Might Be Engaged
Marc Jacobs can't get married to himself, so he might as well marry the porterhouse steak version of himself. Women's Wear Daily says that Marc is engaged to Brazilian ad executive Lorenzo Martone. The two have been licking each other's peen trunks for like a year or something.
The rumor is that the two will announce their engagement when they arrive in Brazil today wearing rings. Engagement rings not cock rings.
Page Six adds that the two have already bought a marital love nest. Marc is apparently buying a $13 million 4,500 square-foot townhouse in the West Village. It has a private garden and roof, so they can shake their naked and pruned asses all over the joint in peace.
I will raise my mug of Sanka to these two and their stubble beards this morning. Seriously, all I see is a whole of stubble which makes me think of a whole lot of chafed butt cheeks.
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engaged for what?
yea, whatever happened to the granny glass wearing Marc Jacobs, missed him. that long greasy hair and awkward top, priceless...
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Suck it.. Biotch!
I love Marc he has great taste in men..always has a hottie!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
How much you want to bet they hire a male stripper to jump out of the wedding cake nude?
Sanka, Michael? really?
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
God i hope they have an open relationship because really...is it fair that they're only sleeping with each other? Shouldn't they pass the goods onto beautiful young boys everywhere? Maybe for Unicef?
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yes they are engaged! i was there when it happened.
What happened to the male prostitute Marc was seeing? Wasn't that the love of his life? I thought he was getting married to that one instead?
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Just when I thought the neighborhood couldn't get anymore douchier with designer stores, Sex and the City tourists, rich bitches who need to keep their snotty, boring asses uptown, now this. Thanks, Marc. I'm so glad that landlords who forced out smaller, local stores by tripling their rents have been left with vacant store fronts for over a year and counting. Just perfect for this gray, crummy day.
"I've always heard that a bisexual is just a person unable to fully come to terms with his or her sexuality. What are your thoughts on that?"
And not too long ago, gay men and lesbians just hadn't found the right woman/man.
I've known I'm bisexual since I was 13. I'm now 20. It's as valid a sexuality as any, and it doesn't mean we're having bunches of sex either.
I wish I was lesbian, it would make my life easier; I seem lesbian. But I'm not, I'm bisexual, I like guys, I like girls, the end.
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Awwwwww! Douchetard Jacobs finally found another slut that has to PAY for fuckytimes on the side, not just GET paid for it. I hope they're completely happy with one another...
Actually, I think Lorenzo is getting the short end of the fist in his butt.
This should be the headliner for the new series Golden Queefs or Queer As Fuck, The End of the Line.
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
Wasnt he just bumping privates with that cracktrash kid that had a MARIAH CAREY TATTOO?!? Brazilian men are this seasons black huh?
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Don't know too much about them, and that is WAY too much stubble for my tastes, but best of luck to them.
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Marc Jacobs has always annoyed me.
This won't last. They will be broken up within the month.
I like the look of stubble, but it sure has its way of ruining the mood sometimes. I only want to be poked in one place, thank you very much.
the brazilian is not even cute
is it trendy to bag a brazilian and do fucky times like the vadge did?
bullshit
I really fucking hate this prick. He's the epitome of a male slut who went from really dumpy and morphed into something that looks like it could only be accomplished through surgery and performance enhancements.
OT (I think)
Is it just me or does anyone else think gay men dictating fashion trends to women is stupid? We women starve ourselves to have the bodies of adolescent boys short women wear sky high heels because that's the bullshit we see on the runway. I just don't understand why it's like this. I couldn't care less about anyone's sexual preference. I just see a direct correlation to a gay male fashion designer's perception of what's fashionable. Unkle Karl would never have anything bigger than a size 2 on his runway.
*steaming*
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So does this mean his on/off/on/off/on relationship with that porny rentboy Jason Whatshisname (the dude who actually had the Marc Jacobs brand logo tattooed on his arm) is officially dead? I gave up trying to follow it.
I still think he's a sad, cokey douche.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
But I meant what I said even though the post didn't apply :S :S *dumbass* It was applicable to Gretchen.
*sits down and STFU*
Seriously, all I see is a whole of stubble which makes me think of a whole lot of chafed butt cheeks.
Just ask Guy Ritchie.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
Ah shit, I posted in the wrongggggg place!
I hate that.
So what? I agree, gay marriage is played out. If the gays want to be as miserable as most married straights, got for it, who cares anymore? don't we have bigger titties to lick in this country right now?
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:47am.
Ugh, I hate this smarmy asshole. Sometimes life really isn't fair.
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Understood and agreed! Some people just like to 'play the game' to get what they want. That in itself shows they don't have high self esteem if they have to play the manipulation game.
Thinking about this this morning: An old 'friend' of mine, whom I trusted misguidedly, always intercepted my relationships (found out later) and ruined my reputation (found out later) because she had to play the game. Others thought she had thought highly of herself, but the truth is the opposite. Envious manipulative and conniving.
Being honest and true to yourself and not a manipulative whore is far more commendable. To compromise yourself is to destroy your spirit and self esteem and honesty to yourself. And YOUR SELF is the most important commodity there is.
That being said, she's a fucking skank. Albeit a pretty one, but nonetheless, a skank. She can take it to the bank but only so far. The self she is so 'full of' doesn't retire easily. It's pretty difficult for someone like her to resign that sense of what made them so great.
Thatsa hooooo lotta gay right thar.
Morning Fwends!
*does kitteh type stretch and yawn*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What Donkeypunched said.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Gay marriage is so depressing.
Such a great opportunity to completely over-haul society's gender structures gone to waste. Gays should have torn the building down rather than politely knocking on the door asking to join the game.
I've only been to one same-sex civil service and it was a complete mess. They basically took the man-woman format and tried to cram themselves into it. It was so obvious that one of the women was the 'husband'.
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Yippee buttfucking skippy?
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Add this to the heap of shit I don't care about today.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
I liked Marc Jacobs when he looked like a pasty nerd.
Happy for them but this made me a bit of a jellis h8ter:
"...buying a $13 million 4,500 square-foot townhouse in the West Village. It has a private garden..."
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Marc is doing himslef no favors by beign in the public eye I used to like his clothes but now that he is such a media whore I cant seem to like it as much
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:47am.
Ugh, I hate this smarmy asshole. Sometimes life really isn't fair.
Thats my point ricki, thank you !
Meanwhile my dating life is reduced to 3somes with Benad Jerry and on lesser nights, their dutch cousin Hagen Daz.
The guys I like NEVER like me back and ...damn, I need another cup of coffee.
Two greasy ass homos.
Seriously, all I see is a whole of stubble which makes me think of a whole lot of chafed butt cheeks.
Nothing like the voice of experience MK. Thanks for the warning, only clean shaven salad tossers for me.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
Hmmm...say something nice...
I love his handbags. =l
Ugh, I hate this smarmy asshole. Sometimes life really isn't fair.
God, I think I might actually want a boyfriend now...Even seeing the news about this wanker getting hitched makes me feel weird in the inside part, feelings and such.