American Idol: It Should've Been You, Sarver!
Jane Mancini was voted out of American Idol last night and it didn't feel right, because Sydney Andrews wasn't there in a wedding dress to throw her in a pool or something. That's what was missing.
Jane (real name: Alexis Grace) was put in the bottom with that sack of stale potatoes Michael Sarver. Fuck me with a lame dildo, he's boring. Sticking your genitals in a bowl of uncooked mashed potato flakes is more exciting than watching him sing.
The judges really made it sting in Alexis' pussy bone by saying they were considering saving her ass with that golden power of veto trash (wait, that's Big Brother). They made Alexis sing for her liiiiiiiifffffeee, but after all that shit, they said it was good, but not good enough. Bye, bye!
This is what I hate about the judges making them sing again. If it was bad enough the first to time to land them in the bottom, why would they torture us again?! They should make them do something else. Like, I don't know, compete in a round of Are You Smarter Than A Crazy? starring Paula Abdul.
Alexis' exit means that the rumor about the final 4 being fixed was built on lies. Unless, American Idol tried to be all slick by quitting that bitch, thinking that would throw us off. Alexis had to be sacrificed. Eh, at least I won't have to look at her HGTV hair anymore.
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I hated her..she looked like Joan Rivers..moved like her too.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Jane Mancini. LMAO! I bet they did give her the boot to squash the rumors of the final four. Kicking her off over that fat pile of shit who has no chance in hell of making it anywhere is just dumb.
Somebody show the blind kid the door!
Literally, show him the door cause I don't think he can find it himself and he sucks and needs to go back home.
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Dude, Michael Sarver looks like a fat version of The Backstreet Boys' "Nick Carter." For real. It freaks me the fuck out, which is why he needs to go!
This bitch actually has some talent. "Jolene" was just a song that she didn't need to be singing. I bet Dolly set her up.
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Good that Alexis is gone! She couldn't sing for shit! Now if that manic dingbat Megan will get to steppin' it'll be a season with a little less suckage.
I think Alexis screwed up by singing "Jolene." That's just one of those songs that you shouldn't touch. I hated Brooke White's version last year, hated Alexis' version this year.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:06pm.
No freaking joke! Let's go apply to an oil rig, you and me!
My cousin works for an oil rig, and he was making a KILLING during the $4/gal days. Now, his schedule has been cut down to seven days on, two weeks off, and he and his wife are bitching about how hard it is to live of of that pay. I did the math, and he still makes over $50 K a year! And, she works, so they probably make approx. $100 grand a year. He's "had" to get another job during his off-time to keep them afloat. *insert major eyeroll here* Keep in mind that this is in rural Louisiana, so there's not much to spend your money on. Puhleez!!! It just pisses me off! Grrrr.....
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Kara is so in love with the sound of her own voice. Shut the hell up, please. And in closeups: _yikes_!
A contestant I liked was that girl with shoulder-length red hair and an Angie.Ho face. Amanda? She didn't make it to the final 13.
I've only been watching the result shows because I'm a Biggest Loser watcher on Tuesday nights. But, with that said, I'd have voted for this chick just for the simple fact that she sang "Jolene".
Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:54am.
JESUS MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST, I need to be an oil rigger.
Why the fuck did I even go to college?
And we're supposed to feel sorry for this fat fuck?
I bet his wife doesn't even have to work. She looks like she sits around eating ho hos all day, so it makes sense.
Thank CHEESUS Alexis is GONE!
idk, I like Megan, she's pretty and I don't mind the tattoos. She was sick as a dog to, last year they had a flu outbreak too.....weird?
I believe the final four will be...*drum roll*
Adam, Alison, Matt Giraud, Lil Rounds
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from ehow.com: Oil rig and gas earnings are rising, but the death toll in both fields is also rising at an alarming rate. With oil rig explosions and accidents on gas- related work sites, workers wonder if the jobs may be too dangerous to pursue.
I'd much rather my husband be a singer. Thankyouverymuch.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:36am.
Oil rig workers do tend to make a lot of money per hour, but the time they have off without pay balances it out. In these parts (Louisiana, don't judge), they typically work twelve hour shifts, seven days a week, with the following 7 days off. So, if they make $30/hr, and work for seven days on seven off, and you account for overtime, they gross $1470/week. It's not a bad living, but it's hard work.
*Edited to say that it's $1470 per week, every week, if you split the paycheck up. For seven days of work, it's $2940, gross pay.
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@ Gia
Totally agree with you about Megan. Well said.
I was shocked when I saw Allison in the bottom three. The nerve! She sings her heart out and has her own style. Kinda reminds me of Kelly Clarkson.
Also agree with some posters here about Scott, dude is boring and can't sing! AI has to stop with the whole pity thing and limit the results show to 30 minutes.
So you guys got me thinking.....per this article, oil riggers start at $50K and work upwards:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Offshore-Oil-Rig-Jobs-and-Employment&id=128806
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LMAO I thought the same thing about Oil Rig Fatty's salary, I'm sure he does quite well for himself.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:36am.
Seriously, I bet oil rig dude makes more than I do. And I have a college degree. Don't those mouth-breathers make like 30-40 bucks an hour or some shit?
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Heehee...When he started in on the boo hoo-ing when the season started I looked up what they make & I cant remember it now, but it's decent to raise a wife & kid on & its more than me & I have a B.A. Actually its way more than me, because I am laid off now.
Voters probably felt bad for Megan because she had the flu, didnt you hear??!!
She should never be compared to Wino...Wino although cracked out of her gourd deserved her fame because of her talent. Megan's voice is the bargain basement version of all girls trying to sound like Wino. They just come off sounding dated without relevance. I dont care how many tats she gets, she will never be cool or quirky, she strikes me as a the type of girl who was always cute & popular & not too bright, but yearned to be deeper & artistic, so she made herself to be more of what she thought would fill that image & failed. I guess the vanilla Idol people think she is quirky because she follows the "quirky" formula, but you can tell its not really her. I find Allison to be waaaay quirkier & interesting & much more endearing & she has an amazing voice.
Seriously, I bet oil rig dude makes more than I do. And I have a college degree. Don't those mouth-breathers make like 30-40 bucks an hour or some shit?
nooo I like the Ford commercials!!! but the group numbers are seriously painful
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Ok. I'm gonna have to repeat myself but... As far as I remember the show is about talent, and not a Charity Event!
I'm sorry, but Alexis alone, is a better singer than Michael and Scott combined.
I didn't care that much about her, but that was stupid. And the fact that the judges didn't save her, is even worst. They are saving the almighty power for Adam Reign of Lame or Gookey Dookey.
I guess I'm just really upset to see that Michael and Scott are still around. Even Megan was rolling her eyes when Ryan said that Scott was safe.
Other than that, Simon saying "just answer the question" ten times to Paula was kinda funny .
in defense of Scott, he's actually a musician, which the majority of those on the show are not. He's not the best singer, but at least he knows and understands music. he picks boring songs, but he knows his market are the fraus who buy Josh Grobin CD's. He's got a sense of humor-- LOVED his smart ass comment to
Paula, and seems quite likable. He's smart enough to use the show to further his name. He knows the producers would never let him win.And, he looks like Art Garfunkel. What more do you need?
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Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I mentioned the other day that Idol is one big pity party...They seem to all be trying to play on our sympathies (little do they know...) That dumpy fatty needs to go home, he has always annoyed me, I never bought his " just trying to support my family" sob story because he actually makes decent money doing his job. Now he is trying to capitalize on how sad his daughter is without him...Well, then go home already!! And wasnt his wife & daughter with him at the going away party for Jorge & Bratz? I thought I saw a small girl on his lap.
I'm just tired of the fucking personal stories. Wah wah I'm a single mom, wah wah I'm blind, wah wah I miss my crotch fruit, wah wah I'm just a kid myself, wah wah tornadoes, wah wah I have a blue collar job, wah wah my wife died, fucking shut the fuck up and SING! FUCK!
yeah! Maculley Culken went home! VFTW victory!
I mean, really, will any of these finalists have a viable career? The only likable one is Anoop. Allison has potential, but for the most part, they'll join broadway or niche markets. Which si great for them, but means they fail in AI terms. Broadway is no huge payoff for the show, and they aren't making pop music.
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Yes, the commercials are equally bad, but I can at least understand those in the sense that Ford is a sponsor of the show and they shell out a boatload of money for those tacky things. The group numbers just make no sense - they are all supposed to be individuals 'idols' or stars, but suddenly they're all singing together? Ugh, I don't know. I miss the days when Fox didn't pimp the Idol juggernaut so much, and result shows were a half-hour. That'll never happen again.
I thought Randy Travis was gonna bust out crying and orgasm at the same time while watching Carrie.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:12am.
ITA. Did you see Megan totally forget the words when the girls were singing in front of the judges??
Also, Carrie Underwood is incredible. And beautiful. And my secret idol. Woops did I say that outloud?
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:12am.
And the music videos. Those are worse for me than the group numbers. I seriously have to look away when the videos come on... they're THAT godawful.
IMO, the only thing worse than the group numbers is watching the Ford commercials.
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THEY ALL SUCK BUT SARVER MY GOD HE IS THE WORSE!
I have hated him since his audition.
Megan is so horrible she makes Sanjaya sound like Pavarotti.
PS UGH. Stop the fucking group numbers! Every week I cringe more than the last. I already feel embarassed enough that I watch this crap, I don't need to see them do cheesy, swing choir-reject numbers that high schoolers probably even look down on. Ugh, barf. Cheese overload.
Carrie Underwood was better than I expected her to be.
I was pretty happy with this decision; Alexis had a good voice, but no personality.
Adam for the win!
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Submitted by irl500girl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:00am.
Shoulda been Sarver, the blind kid and that Wino wannabe Megan. Then send all 3 home. Gawd they suck.
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Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:04am.
You don't have to read everything, you know.
MK will you stop boring everyone with American EyeDull crap. YAWN. I fell asleep reading this.
Submitted by irl500girl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:00am.
Shoulda been Sarver, the blind kid and that Wino wannabe Megan. Then send all 3 home. Gawd they suck.
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LOL ITA! send all three of them home, they had a bad day
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Megan trying to do Wino's herion shimmy looks more like the crack jerk.
Last night my local news was doing the story behind megan's tattoo, but I feel asleep before it came on. Stoney version of story: "I used to be a whore who wanted to look cool so I got a freak friend of mine to ruin my arm. The end."
I can not beleive that Alexis or Angela were in the bottom 3. Shoulda been Sarver, the blind kid and that Wino wannabe Megan. Then send all 3 home. Gawd they suck.
I may not even watch that shit anymore.
Singing for your liiiiiffffeeeeee is so passé. It's all about lip syncing for your liiiiiffffeeeee! Thank you RuPaul!!!
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:47am.
Oh yeah and that blind kid is floating through on a disability!
Yeah, I said it.
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I second it.
I third it! He is awfully boring.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:47am.
Oh yeah and that blind kid is floating through on a disability!
Yeah, I said it.
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I second it.
And votefortheworst.com is backing Megan.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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Ricki, Loric, Snowy, & lynniepoo: DITTO! & how anyone considers Megan the "hot girl" with that disgusting shit on her arm is beyond me. I DETEST her!
I LOVED that Alexis went home after her "empathetic" speech about how sorry she felt for "them." You could see right there that she considered herself in a league above anyone pathetic enough to go home. HATE HER!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Snowpiece-Megan is about as quirky as a rice cake-people have given her that title because of her broken voice. She has no range, and I don't understand how she even made it to Hollywood week.
My hubby likes her too-which proves they are not listening to her voice. She's attractive in an bowl of oatmeal kinda way I guess.
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I think the thing I couldn't stand about this girl was the fact that Kara (UGH I loathe her) tried to make her "dirty" when it obviously wasn't her thing. All Kara ever worries about is "how are you going to fit into the industry", blah blah blah. Why they ever decided to add her to the show is way beyond me.
Oh yeah and that blind kid is floating through on a disability!
Yeah, I said it.
PS I'm SOOOO glad someone mentioned Simon's haircut! That thing is TRULY awful, and looks like he doesn't even bother to go to SuperCuts! The man has millions and millions of dollars. Epic fail, Simon. It makes his wedge-shaped head even wedgier.
As long as Danny keeps up his Jesus crap I will continue to hate him.