The Sunglasses Come Off
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe stepped out in Hollywood last night wearing some shit made out of my mom's old 70s bedroom drawer liners. It's nice to see somebody put that shit to use. RiRi also kept her Ray-Bans at home. Good. "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" can finally be taken off heavy rotation in my head's playlist.
RiRi's own personal Mike Tyson was not around and E! is saying the two are on a "break." Not a permanent break. Just a break. To most of us, a break just means you just want different dick for a week. But for Ike & Tina 2.0 it probably just means RiRi is trying to keep her money safe. I'm thinking her bitches got all worried that she might lose cash for going back to the beast who attacked her ass, so they told her to take two steps back. And hopefully, she keeps on stepping back.
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over it!
chris brown and her are so wack like crack!
And besides.. she looks like a cute Bigfoot! She has big ears, big forehead.. and I hear when Brown took her fishing all she had to do was put her head in the water and shake it aound and she would come up with a trout in her mouth. Like Eddy Murphy said... " she is a Goonie GoooGoo" Hey RiRi keep your wife beater punk no good boyfriend... if he never made it singing.. I bet he would be robbing stores for crack that loser
She is a stupid woman and I have no clue why North America even cares about celebrities given today's economic times. To me they are over paid stooges, no talent and if they can act or sing good... wtf are they useful for to help the world's state. I say throw Brown in jail and watch RiRi career go down the tubes, because she obviously isn't that bright. Why do stupid people get rich?? Because they are more stupid people in the world then smart, and it is the stupid people who take small pleasure in celebrities like this.. LMFAO the United States makes more stupid millionaires then any other country in the world. What does that say.. The US is STUPID!
I'm so over her...NEXT!
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Do not like this girl anymore...going back to Brown has put her on my loooser list.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That RiRi is pretty.
Nasty-ass ghetto bitch. Lovely earrings. So quaint and demure. Barf.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:07pm.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/fashion/19brown.html?_r=2&partner=rss&...
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What does the nytimes article say? I can't open the link on this computer.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Is she now blind and needs help to find the car?
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All I see when I look at her is
"Sorry Twat"
Can she go away and heal that big forehead of hers somewhere else, damn.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!"
That makes me sick. And today I heard about the AIDS statistics in Washington D.C. Despite the billions of dollars spent on public education programs, it's getting worse.
How can ANYONE not know how AIDS is spread by now? How can ANYONE not know that domestic violence is wrong?
You can't FORCE people to do what's good for them. If they want to wallow in their ignorance, fucking LET them. Survival of the fittest and all.
Who knew somebody with a head that big could be so pretty? She has really nice skin and AMAZING legs. 5'8 is considered tall for a girl. Her legs are long and lean. They look fanastic in short skirts, which is what she loves to wear. If I had legs like that, mini dresses and skirts would be the only things in my closet.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:53am.
I'm not feelin this bitch anymore, MK. Just no.
Submitted by foosrock on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:07pm.
Ditto that. Although I hesitate to call her that B word you used.....
I was about to post the same thing and saw both of your comments. I'm sick of reading about her or seeing pictures of her, enough.
Get rid of the violent teenager RiRi!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:53am.
I'm not feelin this bitch anymore, MK. Just no.
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Ditto that. Although I hesitate to call her that B word you used.....
I'm beginning to think there was no beat down. Her freakin face is too perfect to be just getting out of a beat down...no?
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Hmmmm, I agree about the legs -- she has terrible legs -- just AWFUL, but she really is a pretty pretty girl and I covet her makeup almost all the time. And confession -- I kinda dig the 80s bloodred talon nails. Its very throwback Joan Collins and Dynasty. I like that she's not scared to rock that look.
Submitted by Angelica on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 2:28pm.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:07pm.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
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That is just so unbelievably disgusting, and sad. Makes one wonder if parents talk to their children at all.
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that is really sad. why are kids so fucking dumb these days? i was their age not that long ago, and there is no way my mind worked like that. I was well aware that domestic abuse was wrong and that their was help and safe house for women to get the fuck out of the abusive relationship.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:07pm.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
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That is just so unbelievably disgusting, and sad. Makes one wonder if parents talk to their children at all.
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""My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing." Peggy Hill
I think she looks good, besides that alien skin ensemble she is wearing.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:07pm.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/fashion/19brown.html?_r=2&partner=rss&...
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Harvard has a hip-hop archive? One that requires an 'executive director'?
Jesus.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Her nails are fierce. damn. work!
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
Fuck this noise, I am so sick of hearing about this dumb bitch. Stop posting about her already, this is so done.
Check out this vid from dosomething.org:
http://www.dosomething.org/whatsyourthing/Violence+And+Bullying/Dating+A...
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:07pm.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
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Thanks for sharing PSL. Just so disturbing. A definite wake up call to all parents out there. Not like there haven't been a million before tho. Pathetic and sad.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nitty, if you thought the Boston teen girls were bad, read this!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/fashion/19brown.html?_r=2&partner=rss&...
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If God had wanted us to ski down a mountain we would have all been born with Paris Hilton's feet
-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
She's a weak female...and that enormous noggin' is freaky.
she's so pretty
She would've taken the sunglasses off sooner, but she was waiting for David Caruso to show her how.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
Amen.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I'm not feeling this situation AT ALL. Something just is NOT jiving right for me. Is it the "WO is me" attitude that I'm sensing. I don't think she understands the seriousness of this type of violence...from both of them because to me she provoked him as much as he provoked her. It's not a damned game...It is not cute...and It certainly doesn't mean love. Or maybe I'm forgetting about their ages...neither one of them (and most young loves don't) know what the hell they are doing...relationship wise.
Speaking of religious beliefs, Chris Brown better be very concerned about RiRi's friends and relative in Barbados. They may practice voodoo; she prolly has all the makings of a voodoo doll to hex him with.
"The art and crafts have a strong Afro mark to it, so [is] their belief in Voodoo - witchcraft that is widely practiced in Barbados."
http://www.barbados-vacation.info/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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the M.A.C people must have been put to the sword to make her look that undamaged.
LOL @ Mom
In actuality, I'm more Spiritual than Religious and more sarcastic than serious. I use that 'stuff' as my front, to a certain degree. I know my ass ain't going to hell because of what I say here.
Real life is serious. This is a wonderful release from personal realities.
good for you, girl. keep on walking
hey, those earrings look like my shower curtain hook thingies
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:28pm.
In all seriousness (*very difficult to do*), I respect your religious beliefs.
However, aren't kind of tempting yourself by visiting dlisted, especially the RiRi thread?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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She wasing sad in the club this is to make people feel sorry for her
LMAO @ Momus (while doing the sign of the cross and looking for indoor lightening)
What a lovely little hairpeace! Looks good on her, compliments.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:18pm.
I'm trying to be nice during lent ...
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Every year, I give up Lent for Lent. It's funner that way.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
That's not fair. She's fat.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:10pm.
Princess RiRi should spring for a titanium plate for him.
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Perhaps she should get herself one too. Eeek!
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""My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing." Peggy Hill
LOL...does she have "Love" tatooed on her middle finger? (last thumb nail) as in F**k Love! If she does, she just scored 100 points in my book..that's a 100 point more than she had a few weeks ago when she lost like a million for being a dumb bitch who went back to her abuser.
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I'm sorry but RiRi has nothing on Dolores Aveiro - Cristiano Ronaldo's sexy ass mother. Those legs are in shape --- THICK AND ROUND!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
LMAO @ Momus
That would be a wonderful gesture on her part.
I'm trying to be nice during lent, and don't like making fun of things people can't help like the dent in their head and stuff.
*Writes down the list of confessions..hmm page fiddy three sin #4,5hunnert & 12. Made fun of someones head*
Submitted by angel_i: "Pfft. Yeah. A break from being seen together in public. *eyeroll*"
Exactly.
Submitted by kdracofan: "She has nice legs."
I have to LOUDLY disagree. In my opinion: She has long legs. She has lovely skin. But I think her legs are completely shapeless and they have zero muscle tone. I think she has some of the worst legs in showbiz.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:10pm.
Princess RiRi should spring for a titanium plate for him.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Only watched a little bit of it, I really hate getting into these competition/reality shows. UGH gimmee some NCIS and Michael Weatherly pant pant pant :P...
She sang okay, the song was good but not enough power to it, and she was off key in parts.
Who was that guy that sang Willie Nelson's 'Always on My Mind'..Gokey? He was very good. Then I turned it off.
I hate addictive TV, that's why I blog and chat :S because it's more intellectual :| *boink face*
Submitted by MISSterious on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:09pm.
Jeeeeeesus! Could her legs be any longer???
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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