The Sunglasses Come Off
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe stepped out in Hollywood last night wearing some shit made out of my mom's old 70s bedroom drawer liners. It's nice to see somebody put that shit to use. RiRi also kept her Ray-Bans at home. Good. "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" can finally be taken off heavy rotation in my head's playlist.
RiRi's own personal Mike Tyson was not around and E! is saying the two are on a "break." Not a permanent break. Just a break. To most of us, a break just means you just want different dick for a week. But for Ike & Tina 2.0 it probably just means RiRi is trying to keep her money safe. I'm thinking her bitches got all worried that she might lose cash for going back to the beast who attacked her ass, so they told her to take two steps back. And hopefully, she keeps on stepping back.
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Submitted by walker on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:37am.
She looks so sad.
I din't think she looks sad, i think she looks Emmbaressed...
she feels is her fault, hence the going back to him... FUCK HER.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
@ Momus
*trying not to laugh*
Poor thing..maybe he is saving up for a metal plate?
*quickly does the sign of the cross*
Jeeeeeesus! Could her legs be any longer???
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Pfft. Yeah. A break from being seen together in public. *eyeroll*
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Is a prefrontal lobotomy a requirement to be part of a celebs goon squad?
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OMG Angelica :S tis true!
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Yea, i still don't care.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:57am.
Damned right. BTW: How is the awesome Spider?
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The bald-ish bodyguard in thumbnail 3 has a giant indent in his head! LOL!!
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*nodding head in agreement*
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:51am.
ITA. Some people don't have the advantages she has to make it better for themselves and she does, and in a way, it is almost wasted on her, if she continues in a realtionship w/him.
Ike and Tina had talent. CB and TenHead do not. Let's stop calling them "Ike and Tina 2.0".
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I'm not feelin this bitch anymore, MK. Just no.
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@ devilg
I had my own Chris Brown too, toots. She has to come to terms in her own time. What makes me agitated about it all is that she has the resources to make it better for herself, if she takes the advice, bravo! if not..well someone is going to seriously fuck his ass up if he persists.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:48am.
@ Momus
She is exquisite, tenhead and all :S
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ITA. For the moment ... but, alas, the moment shall soon pass and all she'll have left are her memories and her stupidity.
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@ Momus
She is exquisite, tenhead and all :S
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:41am.
@ devilg
Sadness in love feels like a personal failure. She's really so young. It's easy to believe in the whole fantasy of everything until you get the rug pulled out from under you. She probably thinks it's her fault.
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I had my own Chris Brown and he tried to make me feel that way, and until I got the fuck away from him, I thought things were all my fault because HE said they were. I had sympathy for her in the beginning, but now I have none. Abusive realtionships whether they are metal/physical or both are horrible, but you have to realize these men NEVER change.
Damn she got some bigass Paris Hilton-type feet.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:39am.
Rihanna does have a beautiful face.
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Judge Judy said it best: "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever".
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@ devilg
Sadness in love feels like a personal failure. She's really so young. It's easy to believe in the whole fantasy of everything until you get the rug pulled out from under you. She probably thinks it's her fault.
@ parissl
I am too, pretty much. If you have it, flaunt it, but if you don't then DON'T. Just because your young doesn't mean you can wear whatever you want. You can't change the shape of your leg, but you can build muscle to define them. Arms a little easier to define.
Even though Posh is way too thin (and they never show her ass because she doesn't have one...) she has nice legs.
Rihanna does have a beautiful face.
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:33am.
WTF! did he punch her in the spine?
Why does she need so much help walking?
I know it shouldn't but that made me lol. I can't believe those dumbfuck kids in B-town said it was her fault. Way to tarnish my favorite city assholes.
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Who cares if she is sad, dumb bitch should be!
She looks so sad.
Princess RiRi, and other fashionistas, need support because they walk on 5- to 6-inch heels that end in a pinpoint. Without assistance, they would fall on their dumb asses.
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The shoes she's wearing....I could have dug both heels into CB's eyes.
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Didn't dagger nails go out in like the early 80's? I know that nail color did.
Amen to that, MK.
Nitty, we discussed that last week....it is disgusting.
I seriously get sick to my stomach when her songs get airplay now.
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
This is just a shocking bit of a poll/article that was done in Boston, re: Riri's beatdown. I have the link to the entire article if you'd like..
Nearly half of the 200 Boston teenagers interviewed for an informal poll said pop star Rihanna was responsible for the beating she allegedly took at the hands of her boyfriend, fellow music star Chris Brown, in February.
...Of the teens questioned, more than half said both Brown, 19, and Rihanna, 21, were equally responsible for the assault. More than half said the media were treating Brown unfairly, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for the incident.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
WTF! did he punch her in the spine?
Why does she need so much help walking?
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Zappy, I admit that I am extremely critical of arms and legs (almost to a fault). But I just don't think her legs are that great. Not bad, but not worth being the "Gilette great legs" girl. then again, they also used Hilary Duff, who has bad legs to me.
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
She has got some major midget head goin' on there
She's just a stupid ghetto tramp ho who got lucky with a good haircut! Send her stupid ass back to where she came from.
I detest this low self esteem girl! At this point her PR team is getting her out there so all the papz can be sure and photograph her without Brown!
@ parissl
One New Years Eve she was performing on TV and they elongated her to make it look like her legs were long and thin. She doesn't have pretty or shapely legs, rather thick. Good assumption on your part re: her legs.
Um, why do celebs always have to have their hand/arms heald? Are they that fragile that they can't walk, or step into a vehicle on their own? So annoying, and yeah...obviosuly PRINCESS RiRi for sure
Princess RiRi heals fast.
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The C word: exactly!
She has nice legs.
She's dead to me.
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Didn’t they already try a break...as in, he tried to break her face?
(yes, I’m an arsehole sometimes)
She looks good.
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Seriously, what the hell is going on with her nails? What is she? A Jersey Shore wife circa 1995? Maybe its for protection? But good God, why that color!?
She and Linda Hogan go to the same manicurist.
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I think its amusing when celeb handlers look like they are leading around a blind person...RiRi's nails are quite vampy, too long & red for my taste.
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe
Too funny, MK.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I always wonder why there isn't more muscle in her legs- she supposedly dances a lot. weird.
She should keep those damn shades on- she should be embarrassed for taking that douchebag back. In my opinion, it makes her as bog of a loser as Chris.
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
The nails! Tramp.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
She has nice legs. *jealous*
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