Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back
The goth tequila worm nobody wants to swallow has been calling the original Dita Von Teese on the phone to try and get her baby powder-covered ass on his face again. Marilyn must have gotten tired from trying to clone her a million times, so he just figured he should go back to the first.
However, Dita is not interested, because she's too busy putting some frequent-flier miles on her vag. Dita said, "He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, 'I made a big mistake'. And I'm like, 'Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.' Right now I’ve got three (men). They're all in different parts of the world... That's my biggest sin - juggling men."
Marilyn, stick your limp lechees into a tub of Crisco and forget about Dita, because she doesn't want it. She had the dick, it was sour, the after-taste is finally gone and now she's moving the fuck on.
And I really must stand up and perform the dick-slappy dance in Dita's honor. This bitch is doing it right. She's taking that pussy international! Eff Marilyn and fuck an Asian, French, Middle Eastern, African, Australian, English, Swedish, South American, Russian and Antarctican dude instead.
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he's an idiot for letting her go and trying to make up for it with copycat play-doh fetuses.
he realizes that now. in a few years he will be 50+ and his "image" will cease being a tolerable gimick and switch to being corny, desperate, and inappropriate.
go back to being brian warner,TODAY. concentrate on your business ventures and move on entirely.
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Submitted by Kathleen112202 on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:32pm.
If she is fucking three guys at once, does that mean she will get AIDS? She is a freakishly weird slut
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You are fucking kidding right? Educate yourself idiot.
That what stays in Africa caption shit was good, Kathleen
@ TITS, how did you make the bouncy titties avatar, I want one, I wouldnt copy yours, but Im very uncomputer savvy, would you help me if I sent you my email, would you make one for me, I will send you the tits I want and you can make em all jumpy and happy and jinggly for moi???
Let me know I will send you my email.
Thanks dollface, and I cant stop laughing at the Tigerlilly stuff, I showed about everyone I know. They all loved it too, I love her as Marlena Deitrich. LMFAO
Submitted by Kathleen112202 on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:32pm.
If she is fucking three guys at once, does that mean she will get AIDS? She is a freakishly weird slut
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You are fucking kidding right? Educate yourself idiot.
If she is fucking three guys at once, does that mean she will get AIDS? She is a freakishly weird slut.
At least Marilyn will never wear jorts, so he's got that going for him: http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com/2009/03/jorts.html
bettyboopalot (not verified) said:
I like his music but my goodness, I don't think I could have married him! He must have some secret appeal that only Dita knew about....
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This post (from another website) pretty much sums up my opinion of MM.
Still don't see hoe (typo but I'm keeping it) he landed ERW in the first place.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Isn't the morgue look over?
Only if the pants-sagging-past-your-arse look is over.
And from what I see in most rap videos, it isn't.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 9:34pm.
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Yeah, but then it will just look like you spend your life on here, morning, noon and night.
Good for her. I somehow doubt she has 3 guys right now (not that she couldn't get 3 guys), but I think she's just saying it to keep up that appearance, which I can't fault her for. I think when she's with a guy, she's really with him. Don't seem to be the switcheroo type.
Sushi-
Good luck trying to juggle those titties. They don't shake 'cause they're pretty much boalted on.
Anathema-
Why would she be with him, you ask? Well, he was more mainstream than she was when they met and she did want to reach mainstream, so as far as that goes, he did have more "status" in celebrityworld.
I think the Manson experience made Dita better as a person, because I can tell you that she used to be a helluva lot more "catty" than now. More power to 'er.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 9:14pm.
Well, Tits? I'm waiting. I am.
==You don't know how many times I've said that over the last few weeks. So much so it's going to be my new siggie.
Well, Tits? I'm waiting. I am.
Well, Tits? I'm waiting. I am.
and we also breathed life into the Manimal.
WE ARE GODLIKE I TELL YOU, GODLIKE.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:51pm.
TITS and Sandbitch, I 'preciate yall's vids. Makes Dlisted feel like a cozy lil community or sumthin.
==Why thankya! We had fun putting it together even though we are many thousands of miles apart. The internetz is fucking KEWL!
I'm sure there will be more, so watch yer arse.
Isn't the morgue look over?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
TITS and Sandbitch, I 'preciate yall's vids. Makes Dlisted feel like a cozy lil community or sumthin.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:23pm.
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Tits! Of all people. I've always liked you on here day fuckin' in and day out. Maybe you should find another interest besides being on here all day. Look, it's not a site I make money on, I actually pay to have it. Just looking for like minded women. I love it. I give tips and want tips and Gia has been there with me for a long time. So, you shouldn't be nasty but come and give some tips and insight. We all know you are funny. Geesh!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:28pm.
lol TITS
p.s. I love that Tigerlilly vid. Did you make it or angel_i?
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ahhaha thanks! I've been wondering who watches it. Almost 600 views so far. Kinda freaks me out.
Pics by My2cents, sandbitch and me.
Didn't even get to use them all!!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
This is what Russell Brand would look like if he flatironed his nasty head.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:31pm.
Sandbitch, kewl. I wish I was that good at computer stuff. I can barely play the Solitaire where the three cards come out. :/
==Clever beetches is tits and angel. :) Mind you, I did manage to make tit's tits wobble.
Sandbitch, kewl. I wish I was that good at computer stuff. I can barely play the Solitaire where the three cards come out. :/
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:28pm.
lol TITS
p.s. I love that Tigerlilly vid. Did you make it or angel_i?
Tits dun did it.
lol TITS
p.s. I love that Tigerlilly vid. Did you make it or angel_i?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:36pm.
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Really Gia? Miss you BTW over at my place. Did I piss you off? My non-sleep craziness?
Went to doctor and got stuff.
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You still trying to lure people to your website?
It's getting to be really tiresome dear.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:09pm.
They should both work on getting some pigment back.
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Look who's talking...
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:59pm.
Manson needs to disembowel himself!
Impossible. He's never had guts.
Zing!
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Submitted by gia on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:36pm.
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Really Gia? Miss you BTW over at my place. Did I piss you off? My non-sleep craziness?
Went to doctor and got stuff.
I am glad Dita is not going back to him..he is fug.. but damn girl..change up your look that pin up burlesque shit died 2 years ago!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
brian,,,she had moved it on up... dude..go fuck your creepy shit off the F[list: in Hollywood... you are OLD news... classy girls NEVER go back..
xoxox
The war isn't working.
More like "Dita wants to keep your attention." Bitch knew what she was getting into when she married Manson, then split once her personal appearance fee hit a level she found acceptable.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
HAHAHA!!!! Somehow, some way, I saw this coming. Dita knows what's what. Someone should tell her to talk some sense into that retard Rihanna.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I wonder what it is about him that attracts such pretty girls. They are already celebs, so its not really for that reason...I think he is probably a wicked asshole, but his extreme weirdness makes me curious enough to want to get to know him better, but not to have sex with him! Plus, I think he would be even less appealing without all the interesting costumey stuff.
I don't understand what the hell she ever saw in him anyway. I don't understand what ANY woman sees in him...anwyway, she could do sooo much better.
he looks like mamie brinehouse
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 3:59pm.
Manson needs to disembowel himself!
Impossible. He's never had guts.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
She's right. He probably is trying to make himself feel better. Jerk! She's a jetsetter and she looks good doing it! I just hope she doesn't get an STD!
Manson needs to disembowel himself!
Good for Dita. Manson is such a dork.
@ The Real Mimi
LOL! I've always wondered that too about some guys Topanga. My only guess is that you're obviously more accomplished and have a lot of things going for you, and he feels better with someone that needs help. That way he has control and she won't leave. But those relationships only last if she stays in a perpetual state of helplessness.
Be glad you're not her. If you haven't already, you'll meet a guy who will appreciate someone like you. A guy of higher caliber. I went through something similar to you and came out better in the end.
I don't know who you are but thanks for the very insightful advice..I had a feeling thats what it was. Other people have told me the same thing, that he might have felt a little intimidated by me and now he is with someone who is younger, naive, and will do what he says and not challenge him socially or intellectualy. His loss...I'm moving on the bigger, better, and richer things,LOL!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
She's a beauty--too good for him.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
Good for her, Im so glad she didnt go back to that lunatic has been. Spread that pussy Internationally Dita, good girl, my type of girl, the guys will never run into each other. She's a smart ass cookie.
Love her style, love everything about this whore.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:43pm.
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that pic of Dita with natural makeup on looks just like I've suspected she would look.
Which one is Miss Von Teese? (kidding) I almost peed myself laughing when what's-his-face's school pic was shown. What a geek. One of my (girl)friends used to love to pick on guys like him. R.E. - I'm sorry! Hope you turned out fairly normal!
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Holy shit, three men? In different parts of the world? I wasn't a fan before but now I think I am. I need to call this bitch up so she can share her secret with me.
Submitted by hi_thurr on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:38pm.
He reminds me of Stains.
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WHA??? No way! That's an insult to Stains! Now you owe him a plate of cupcakes. And a big slobbery kiss... which would be infinately better than kissing MM.... ICK-O!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Seriously, I bet that loser fuck wants her back. He never should have done wha what he did to fuck up their relationship.
international lovers are THE BEST
seriously
nothing like some hot overseas affaris
and if youre attached, having sex in other countries doesnt count as cheating!!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Juggling men. I've done that, but not internationally. Dita's a pro.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
That contton candy looks delish! Oh, I'm sorry, is that not the topic of this photo? Oooopsies!
Good for Dita! She's out of his league
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