Thursday, March 19th 2009

The Crackie Returns To Camden!

The Crackie of Camden returned to her old snorting grounds last night for a nut of tricks, dicks and crackery! When Wino pulled up, the citizens of Camden probably closed their windows, the children ran for cover and everybody turned their lights out and put a garland of garlic on their front door. I don't know. Wino could have entertain them! They should have asked her to put on a pink leotard, a pair of tap shoes and do a little dance for them. That shit would've been like Goddess Bunny LIVE!!!

Wino was on her best behavior in Camden and didn't whoop a trick or snort up any innocent people. Bitch was fine! But I don't think those are panties she's wearing. That's probably what her coochie really looks like.

Posted by: Michael K


Mädchen's picture

YIKES!
The creepy thing from The Grudge and/or The Ring is back! That relly creeps me out!

paris herpes's picture

Bitch looks fierce! And coked outta her fucking mind!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

jayeryin's picture

I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

GAWD! She looks so much like Elmira Gulch (aka Wicked Witch of the West) from The Wizard of Oz!

I believe I need to wash my hands now just because I typed this. She is NASTY!

korupsi's picture

well, she's wearing panties! that's an upgrade! Amy, i'm proud of you!

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dollyface's picture

Wino is scary looking enough to begin with - this shit is downright CREEPY. She looks like a possessed Marie Osmond doll. Thanks for the nightmares MK!! Zoinks!

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The C word's picture

I'm grateful that she at least wore panties.

It's rare to get a crackie with a sense of decency nowadays.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:14pm.

I really hope she doesn't revert to her old ways. I actually worry for this one. Even throw prayers out to the Universe for her. What? I do.

Yeah, me too. I think because I look at her dead eyes and realise how easily I myself could slide down that spiral, given enough money.

She's one of the few self-destructive idiots I hope can pull her ass out of the fire she's built for herself. She just makes me so damn sad. I mean, I used to find her to be mostly overrated (then again, I find almost everybody to be overrated), but I'm listening to Back to Black right now on Last.fm, and it's a lot better than I thought it'd be. It would be a crime to waste that fine voice.

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letinstar's picture

thank gawd she has on panties...that is all...
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nice ass...when does it open?

Whatever's picture

At least she can remember to wear panties.

madam ex's picture

People Places and Things Amy, all of which she can NOT stay away from. She's partaying huge time.

MadameU's picture

Thank god for those panties; I just had dinner.

Zappy's picture

Quite impressive. She looks clean AND wears underwear. There may be hope!

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

That was smart to bring the maid from the hotel in St. Lucia with her to London. She can help keep her flat clean and her daisy dukes ironed. From the look of her I bet she can dodge any random cats thrown at her too- Oops wrong skank ! My apologies.

cMal's picture

I'm amazed her face looks that clean.

Or is it just 'whitewashed' from all the crack?

Freak Speely's picture

I love it. Amy's back to busted-chic and it's the fucking best. :)

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

How thoughtful of Amy to coordinate the color of her blouse with her teefs.

Bunny_Ann's picture

I don't even like looking at her. You look at pictures from four or five years ago, and she was actually fairly attractive. Now she is just gross and scary, and the biggest attention whore ever, and I wish she would just retire that gross crackhive already. Ugh. It's sad, really.

Niko's picture

Die already and leave us alone. To think that this thing lives on while tampering with death on a daily basis by her own choice and the terrible accident of NR just make me want to vomit.

gia's picture

Please wont someone donate a better wig to Wino? I know she has bigger rocks to smoke, but cant she see how wrecked that wig looks?

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:39pm.

Is this the same headline for every Winehouse post?
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Sadly, yes. Same headline, different day. Yawn.

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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK

I hope she gets off the bad shit too. At least get it down to a minimum. I'm not saying she can't have a good time, but shit, she's been in pretty bad shape.
On another note, she is really very talented and I think people overlook that because of all the bad press.

Manimal5's picture

Ahh, it's nice to the the werewolf of London back in her old haunting ground.

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she is so disgusting!!

Miss Thang's picture

I'm not so sure those are panties. They look like bikini bottoms to me. While she IS talented and her voice makes my heart cry a thousand tears, her crackhead act is so fucking lame and I'm losing my patience.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Notoriousrem_22's picture

I'm not necessarily a fan of her music but I like Amy and I hope she is getting better. I have had too many friends that got hooked on the bullshit cuz of the bullshit men they had in their lives. Chicks who had it all, wasted it on the bullshit. I hope she gets it together, she seems like a cool chick.

'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.

ronnyk's picture

I wish she's get her shit together. I love her music.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Is this the same headline for every Winehouse post?

Shakin Ass's picture

She is a gross ugly looking Skank

come join your D listed buds @

http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:31pm.

Oh my!!!
I'm coming to Berlin next week to see Mama! I was born there and lived there for the first 19 years of my life!
So good to know that here's another Berliner, heheheeee.

Bis denne xxx

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Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

I'm impressed she has panties on.

Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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madam s.'s picture

I think she's been putting that beehive in the tumble dryer.

Mother Superior's picture

A successful return is always marked by a lovely upskirt with polka dots.......
Welcome back hon.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Even Britney didn't wear panties back in her maylem heyday.

Amy is a classy crackie!

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Leona's picture

Does no one in her life love her enough to set some limits? It would seem she'd be out of money at this point. She hasn't successfully completed a paid gig in a year, right?

So sad.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:23pm.
I hope somebody sneaks up on her and yanks that piece of shit wig off her head, with the cameras capturing every hilarious moment
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Bwaaahahahahaha!!!! Now this is a much better thought than that freakin' video... *still shuddering*

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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christine the hoff on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:21pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:11pm.
So, her and Russel Brand have the same hairdresser?
Yes?

What you mean is LACK of hairdressers.

- I guess that's what happens when you don't pay your Wig Tax.
*makes out check to county for Wig and Socks Tax*

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Green Is Good's picture

I hope somebody sneaks up on her and yanks that piece of shit wig off her head, with the cameras capturing every hilarious moment.

moomarse's picture

that video is beyond disturbing... holymoly!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:11pm.
So, her and Russel Brand have the same hairdresser?
Yes?

What you mean is LACK of hairdressers.

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Master Blaster's picture

I can smell her through my monitor. Not cool.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:13pm.

I learned that from the Aussies on this site. They've got a million of em. I also like "chunder" for vomit as in the Men at Work song.

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Ugh, she sucks.
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Douchechill!

Green Is Good's picture

At least the stupid bitch wore panties.

fmdoom's picture

Kind of digging the woman behind her. Looks a little like Zadie Smith.

SICKITTEN's picture

I really hope she doesn't revert to her old ways. I actually worry for this one. Even throw prayers out to the Universe for her. What? I do.

johnnysgirl's picture

MK, you know damn well that comparing this piece of rotten cabbage to Goddess Bunny is an INSULT to Goddess Bunny! Shame on you.

And the only reason I'm not ralphing at these pictures of this living (?) trash heap (http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/b/b8/Trash_heap.jpg) is because there's polka dots and I am hyp-mo-tized by polka dots. They're even distracting me from the stains on her skirt.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Sheeps: "She's not even trying to cover her grundies."

GRUNDIES!

AH HA HA HA! That's a good one, Sheeps!

Sometimes I call them "dunders".

Stan Hooper's picture

Thank goodness she wore panties. no one wants to see "crack cooters". Very unpleasant site!

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