RiRi & Chris Brown's Fuck Tape
Why oh why did I know this rumor was coming?! I could smell this shit a mile away and it reeks like ass cheese and butt pimple puss (you know Chris has got some pimples on that ass). I mean, we already had the wedding rumors, the baby rumors, so why not throw in a sex tape rumor? You know, while we're here!
Star Magazine claims Chris Brown busted on RiRi in a different way and captured the precious moments on camera. Sources are saying that RiRi is afraid Chris is going to leak that shit for the world to see. The source went on to say, "Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality. But she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out! This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She's already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible."
Okay, if you're a celebwhore and your bare ass is in the air while a camera is recording, there's a good fucking chance that the eyes of many will see it. Don't lose your breath when it leaks, because you had it coming!
If you're a narcissistic whore and need to see your shit doing fucky stuff, just hook the camera up to the TV so you can watch without recording it. Or delete that shit right away. Be smart! But personally, watching myself doing that nasty shit is like watching a horror movie. It's not fun or stimulating. I learned things about my body I never wanted to know!
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I don't care what you think you see, it's not me. Deny, deny, deny. I don't care if it matches right down to my tats and the birthmark in my vajayjay, it ain't me!
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
The C word on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:16am.
(If this is true) it never ceases to amaze me the amount of people who don’t seem to be aware of two very basic life rules:
1. No recording of sexual acts (vids/pics).
2. No tattooing of your bf/gf/wife/husband’s name anywhere on your person.
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Can I use this as a sigi? Pretty please.
Let us not forget that MK has Barbizon School of Modeling training. If HE doesn't want to see himself on a fucky tape, I certainly don't want to see myself!
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
I never, EVER want to see myself on videotape doing anything, but especially fucky times. Jesus, I don't understand people. I love me my fucky times, but to watch it over and over again, preserved for all posterity? Hells no.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
missy,
Same with BFF it was all about the sex.
2 1/2 years WASTED.
Good luck whore!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
EEG ahahha thanks for giving it to me straight woman!! youre right. we've been on/off for 7 years and the sex always makes us get back together... aggghhhh wtf is up with my life!!!!!
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LMFAO EEG.. I had to do a double-take when missy said she was still sleeping with him. lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
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missy,
You dumb bitch! I withheld property and papers not the pussy!
Stop sleeping with him stat! You cannot break up properly while still doing the nasty. Trust.
And never ever look! Disturbing beyond words. Who knew one was so LOUD?!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 9:53am
yeah, I did know we were taping, but I expected to have control of the tape when it was over. now it was years ago, and Ive never even been able to see it.
UGH!
I guess theyres not much I can do... aside from trying to use the pussy to manipulate (good thinkin EEG!!!!) cause we do still sleep together occasionally.
I want it back for security, but shit I also want to see that shit! I bet MK is right though.. I bet I wouldnt be pleased with how it all looks. I dont even think I look good in snapshots.. OY!
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missy, don't know what to say hon. that is mortifying. I've had a scare like that but they were still pictures. I can't imagine having video out there. Did you know at the time that you were being taped?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by dbella on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:24am.
His teeth do NOT look real. They don't even look like veneers. Hell, they look like at night when he takes them out, he winds up their spring and watches them hop around the fricking room
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LMFAO!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Missy,
Bitch! I just withheld shit till I got it back and stood over him while he wiped his puter.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I can't get over the stupid faces he makes. jay z needs to put on his rings and backhand this idiot. he's had it coming for a looooong time.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
miss thang, totally serious.
I wan the tape and he just wont give it to me. Ive never even seen it!
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missy, r u serious? or joking?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
what should I do?
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dude my bf and I are breaking up and he has a tape of me with him and his friend. I want it and he won't give it to me. ARRGGGHHH WTF!?!?
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Good post Charles Manson! LMAO dbella.
His teeth do NOT look real. They don't even look like veneers. Hell, they look like at night when he takes them out, he winds up their spring and watches them hop around the fricking room
She has no self respect either way... I don't doubt that there is a tape somewhere... Cuz, lets face it Brown is that type of Punk Ass Bitch!
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(If this is true) it never ceases to amaze me the amount of people who don’t seem to be aware of two very basic life rules:
1. No recording of sexual acts (vids/pics).
2. No tattooing of your bf/gf/wife/husband’s name anywhere on your person.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by Grimmer on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:12am.
His eyes give away the pain that smile is causing him .
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Au contraire, baby. His eyes give away that he's a COKE HEAD.
Dude is messed up, hunny. Recognize the signs so you can avoid glassy-eyed men like the plague.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
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His eyes give away the pain that smile is causing him .
These two with a sex tape...so anticlimactic.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:33pm.
Ugh. That's called exploitation. Isn't there supposed to be some laws against that?
BTW, there's also a law that if any sexual pictures or video gets out of someone under 18, even if the event was consensual, the release of such media is considered spreading child pornography. So since Chris Brown was 17 when they first started dating, well, you get the picture. And even if he himself released it I'm sure they couldn't track that and it would be put out there as some anonymous bad guy doing it, like with the Ray J/Kardashian tape with clearly one or either of them released. Oh "celebrities" and their tapes.
Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:26pm.
That is freaking nasty. My opinion of him just sinks lower and lower.
Uh, okay, whatever. He took pictures of himself naked and probably sent them to....hmmm, I don't know Rihanna? Who cares. I don't really see why that makes him scum. Especially in light of the fact that the two of them may have a sex tape.
HAHAHA MK, too good a line:
"But personally, watching myself doing that nasty shit is like watching a horror movie. It's not fun or stimulating. I learned things about my body I never wanted to know!"
Maybe it's the angle, but her leg is bigger than her head.
That nasty shirt hanging out looks like he was just rooting around in his crotch for something. Or maybe scratching........
Ugh. He always has the most retarded look on his face.
I wonder if he's a chromosome or 2 short for real.
any idiot who lets themselves be taped knows the risk. so deal with it.
the only people I feel bad for are the people taped without their knowledge.
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
Sorry. Don't need to see myself have sex. Much less my "O" face.
Oh please! EVERYONE should see themselves doing sext times on tape. It's your responsibilty as a good fuck! Self improvement peopel!
Good for them!
Of course, it would have be better if the beat down was consentual foreplay....
She is really very hot on the heaven for rich singles ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
Sorry correction i believe it.
i beilive it
Sex Tape? I've already seen Rocky 3.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
MK'S HAS A SEX-TAPE!
Man, you can't expect us to linger after you drop the news on us that you have taped yourself (pssst ~ upload it on p-tube, I won't tell...)
Something tells me this bitch likes rough sex..gag.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
No way he would release it - he is already sweating about whether his own career will recover.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:26pm.
That is freaking nasty. My opinion of him just sinks lower and lower.
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When Chris Brown got his sidecick hacked...dumbass:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/chris%2Bbrown%2Bcell%2Bphone%2Bhacked...
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NOW THIS I WANT TO SEE, ITS A MUST!!!
What the hell is up wit the douchey face? And why is the shirt hanging all out?
These dumbasses have no sense of decorum. They're either stumbling down the red carpet with unwashed hair and chipped black fingernail polish, or looking like this twat up here.
If you're gonna get dressed up, you gotta commit to it. Putting on a tuxedo means keeping the shirttail tucked in. Yes. All night. Grow up.
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
This sh** doesn't surprise me...anyone else remember when he got his Sideckick hacked into a couple of years back and it turns out it was full of pictures of Chris Brown's d*ck? Yea, this narcissitic woman beater had actually stood around in a bathroom mirror taking pics of his own peen just for fun. Idiot. You know, who you date says more about you than it does about the other person..and I'm slowly realizing that Rihanna is one dumb insecure bitch. And yes, MK is so right...if you're gonna video tape yourself doing sexy times...erase that sh** right afterwards...that's what I did...;-)
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Chris is disgusting. He is a sad excuse for a man. That is all.
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Oh yes, of course she doesn't want a sex tape to come out. Right.
Chris Brown is a fugly motherfucker, who would want to watch him pumping some bitch?
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Ugh! Why is he always making that ugly-ass face?
Fucking ugly twat!
Now I just want to slap both of them.
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