There's Waldo!
Even with that roach-eaten, ratty ass Where's Waldo? hat, Jason Momoa is still a titillating hunk of pure sex. Jason strolled the farmer's market in Los Angeles yesterday with Denise Huxtable and their kid Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. I'm going to warn you again to not say Nakoa's full name too fast or a fucking rain cloud will appear over your head. Don't.
The vendors at the farmer's market must have been busting turds out of anger, because Jason's hotness kept making the produce ripen prematurely. Tomatoes turned inside out, ears of corn popped themselves and bananas were stripping themselves down. That man could make a cucumber fuck a squash.
Lisa Bonet must be praying to Jaleesa (she really is a god) every night to give her strength, because if I was her, I'd be on that shit every second of the day. You'd have to turn the hose on me and throw a ragey possum at my ass.
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Wow major downgrade from Simmone Jade MacKinnon.
Are you kidding me? These two are disgusting. They need to acquaint themselves with a bar of soap, shampoo, a hairbrush and a razor. She needs to shave her mustache. She has more facial hair than Hulk Hogan.
I heart you Michael K!! That's exactly what they would have to do to me too!!
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
Submitted by kidc on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:24am.
Hey, somebody is copying all of your stuff (including this story and picture) and posting it as their own on craigslist in the celebrity forum; please tell them to cease immediately!
this is true, someone is. called hopingtobehopeful, copying MK's shit word for word.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Yeah, he's hot...in that dirty smelly kinda way.
She is hot too...but she always choses to cover that shit up. Only think I really dislike is her hair...seems like it would smell and be in the way, and be heavy and hot in the summer. Just all sorts of problems with it imo.
they are both hot
lmao @ "I'm going to warn you again to not say Nakoa's full name too fast or a fucking rain cloud will appear over your head. Don't"
no, he looks too smelly to me too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
This is a hot couple on the real. Damn he is fine and she is looking good as hell. Go head Go head.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Jason Momoa is a walking, talking sex machine. yum. lucky Lisa.
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Rodrigo is a sexy name
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I used to think she was so pretty but damn, Lisa Bonet is looking like the witch from Pirates of the Caribbean. Satisfying Young Balls of Fire has done her in.
No wonder she always seems to be knocked up.
no wonder Bill didn't like her, what did she do to her lips, herself???
he's a piece of work isn't he? =P
GOOD MORNING!!
MEOWsers say hello too..and the mutts, WOOFWOOF
my son's SPRING BREAK IS ALMOST OVER boohoo
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"Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?"
How does this bitch always wind up with some hotness! Does that poon have a gold lining or something?
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/03/spring-phenom-kim-kardash...
I like nothing better than to spend a nice day shopping at an outdoor market.
Other that that....meh.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
How do you go from Lenny to that? Lenny was dirty but in a good way.
Good Morrrrrrrrrnin and all this talk of smelly people is making my oatmeal go down rather hesitantly.
They look like a smelly....I mean "fun" couple.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 2:17am.
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Morning, noon and night.
imagine the smell of that hat
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Ick
xoxox
The war isn't working.
He's got quite big tits eh?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Oddly enough. My big horney caused multi-post with one click.
Oh My. I gotta do caps on this one:
THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS FINE. MY JESUS, I HOPE HE HAS DICK TO MATCH HIS LOOKS.
damn. farmer's market me for that cause.
Oh My. I gotta do caps on this one:
THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS FINE. MY JESUS, I HOPE HE HAS DICK TO MATCH HIS LOOKS.
damn. farmer's market me for that cause.
So,MK really likes this dude, huh?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Hey, somebody is copying all of your stuff (including this story and picture) and posting it as their own on craigslist in the celebrity forum; please tell them to cease immediately!
He is HAWT!
Waldo and Carmen Sandiego look so cute together!
i have always had a thing for lisa bonet ... she has a sexy face
SHEESH! I can smell them from here
come visit your friends:
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com
They're a hwat couple.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dear God:
Please tell me this man has a 12-inch cock. Sex tape? Please? Just one little sex tape?
Amen.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:09pm.
Sandbitch did it to me.
Modesty prevents me from saying more.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Um Tits...did ur boobies always jiggle like that?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
love her hair.
Here's what IMDb had to say about these hippies:
Lisa had her name legally changed to Lilakoi Moon in 1995. Gave birth on July 23, 2007 to her second child, a girl named Lola Iolani Momoa.
Re new son: Nakoa means "warrior." Namakaeha is Jason's middle name. He researched his son's middle name: Mana (strength/spirit) kaua (rain) po (dark).
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Light-up Sheeps Art (Thanks, LoLo!)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:39pm.
@ TITS--
Yes, I can: burned pot and festering genitalia.
*barfs in mouf*
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hahah yes.
I bet their pubic hair lice have their own zip codes.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
ms bonet and jason both look like the smelly unwashed...still, i find jason totally fuckable...
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nice ass...when does it open?
He looks like a pumped up, post-apocalyptic, Mad Maxian version of Johnny Depp circa 1996. I've always thought Lisa Bonet is very pretty though.
They look like they stink. Stink bad.
Where did all the Oly go?
I bet their clothes in this picture are worth more than what I make in a year, and their organic hippy rich people food is 1 months rent for my room in brooklyn... Now I'm going to drink until I forget I saw this! Thanks MK.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:41pm.
I've bathed in a river for two weeks and looked 10 times cleaner than these two.
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The key is that you bathed Miss Thang.
This bitch is so overrated. Plus she's got the Pamela Anderson Syndrome of never fucking changing a look. At least her not changing involves covering up, I suppose.
He's looking good after that nasty bar fight a while bad. Reeeeal good. Glad to see he's well.
I've bathed in a river for two weeks and looked 10 times cleaner than these two.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
@ TITS--
Yes, I can: burned pot and festering genitalia.
*barfs in mouf*
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:31pm.
These two pieces of limp hemp are gorgeous??
This is evidently the "we need Lasik" thread.
*slinks off*
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can you imagine the smell emanating off those two?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:13pm.
Comcast has a picture of the real Charles Manson. He is so old and cut off all his hair I would not have known who the fucker was if they didn't tell me.
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still looked like a total reprobate.
nice to know he's living a long miserable life behind bars eh?
I think they should televise parole hearings. mansons would be delightful.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
These two pieces of limp hemp are gorgeous??
This is evidently the "we need Lasik" thread.
*slinks off*
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK