Hot Slut Of The Day!

Ahhh! I freakin love her. My goal is to drive out to East Hampton and find her house and invite myself in. We'll devour chocolate ganache cupcakes and skip through her garden holding hands. Who am I kidding? Ina can skip. Homegirl needs to lose some poundage but I still love her.

i love ina...i would be happy too if i had a big house in the hamptons, a hubby who only came home on he weekends and gay men who arranged flowers for my table...
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nice ass...when does it open?

I heart Ina!

I like to watch most of the cooking shows but when she went to the loaves and fishes store and they showed the $100 lobster salad I got turned off . Still watch it though .

Kahne, I too adore Paula Deen. Ina is awesome, too, though. She showed me the beauty and simplicity in just having white plates and fresh cut flowers.

Love Ina, but she's on a fucking powertrip that she is "the above crowd" and since she lives in the Hamptons, thinks who the fuck she is, but she does cook dilly things and I enjoy listening to her voice and watching her.

God, this woman annoys me. Her food would kill anyone, it's so high in fat. She's a walking advertisement for the fact that if you eat too much of the wrong thing, it's bad for you. Plus, her voice! ick -

Give me Giada DeL any day over this one. And Giada is a trained chef, to boot, and a nice, funny person too (husband worked with her a few times).

I love Garten because she's unpretentious, unashamed of her girth, has a husband she only sees on weekends, is a competent home cook and doesn't screech in my ears all the time (unlike the gross Rachael Ray). Plus she LOVES the gays! They're always running around her house, eating her food. I saw one of her pet gay guys in a Macy's commercial a few weeks ago (butching it up as a het husband) and I yelled, "OMG, it's one of Ina's pets!" She's so cool. Great choice for HSotD, Mikey.

Fuck yeah, ina's the hottest bitch on the food network! I wondered if you knew of her greatness after the Pauler granny panties incident..

who am I kidding, MK? You'll watch anything on the teebee...

"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"

This is the most white bread piece-of-shit cooking show I have ever seen.
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.

I can't stand this bitch. Her voice annoys the shit our of me and she's always talking about fucking Jeffrey. "When Jeffrey gets home..." "Jeffrey is gonna LOVE this!" FUCK JEFFREY! Cook for yourself, woman! It bothers me how all of the female chefs on Food Network are always cooking for their men. Don't get me wrong, cooking for your man is great, but what about cooking for you, or your kids or something! I like Tyler's Ultimate the best.

Ina garten planting flowers? Ina garten planting herbs?

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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK

My thoughts:

Her kitchen I would cut off a limb for. Not my arms though because it would be tough to cook that way.

I have a hard time with some of her food because it seems too Frenchie to me, but I will try her chicken salad since it got a good review here.

I like Giada, the chocolate tiramisu is a requested item at special occasions. I like most of her food.

I like Tyler Florence, he makes good stuff, although I haven't tried any of it on my own.

I LOVE Lidia Bastianich, who isn't on FN, but PBS. Now that's real Italian American cooking.

I love Ina! I'm always telling my hubby how I want to master the dinner-party laugh and have a kitchen like hers. She and Paula Dean and the greatest.

Black Girl, I like Sunny Anderson too, my hubby calls her the black Rachel Ray, lol.

I luv me some food network! Ina is good, but Paula Deen is the bomb diggity! Paula is not nearly as snobby as Ina, and she ends every recipe with a HUGE bite! Gotta love her!

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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.

i do enjoy her show and want her house and life. she and giada are my fav FN cooks. but i do notice with ina that she is desperate for her husband's approval and almost drools to get a kiss from him. (but i appreciate her long-standing marriage). she has to kiss everyone hello and goodbye even when people clearly are hesitant or were just kissed 30 seconds ago. she makes a sucking-in air sound constantly and says mmmmm, it seems stupid, but once you notice it, you can't stop hearing it. her gay, TR, was in sex in the city and is in macy's commercials.

\i love, love love Ina. I've cooked many of her recipes and havent had a failure yet. Her attitude towards cooking and entertaining is if it's not fun why do it. Yes, she lives in a mansion in the hamptons, and has apts in NYC and Paris. Her husband make a million bucks a minute in his own right and they seem devoted to each other. Ina, adopt me!!!

I also love the way she isn't embarassed about being oveweight and using tons of butter, cream and chocolate.

You rock, Ina

I adore Ina Garten!!

Love Ina!! I also like Nigella and Sunny Anderson. I HATE RR. Why the hell do you say EVOO, then say extra virgin olive oil in the next breath? Oh, and I thought Giada was a little person, cause her head is humongo and she has t-rex arms.

Love her! Love how she always has her gays and martinis flowin'
When I met her in September, she was as amazing in person!

I'm sorry, but I cannot stand to watch her show. Her meals are soooooo high in fat and carbohydrates and her voice just kills me. Though, if given the choice, I'd watch her over RR any fucking day!

Gimme Bobby Flay. Or Tyler. I like how the menz cook.

Plus Bobby Flay's wifey is back on SVU!!! WOOT!

bitchette,

I have equal love for Ina and Giada.

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my gawd.. is there ANYTHING that jeffery doesn't like? he eats anything and loves it all! his pallet has been forever spoiled! i love her chubby azz.. i like that she gets to be married but doesn't have to have him all up under her during the week .. don't care for all the gay friends in and out and the need to COOK FOR THEM .. unlike others, i actually DO NOT think she's pretentious .. she's rich, elegant, classic, i think that just comes with the territory but she genuinely appears to LOVE EVERYONE and she just happens to be in east hampton .. anyway, i love her food, her kitchen is spotless, whatever she cooks looks straight out of a cookbook .. unlike others, their foods look like the real crap deal .. all ugly, i'm sure delicious but her's always looked too good to eat .. i hope she's not secretly depressed

I LOOOOVE Ina! And I would kill to have her kitchen. Home girl even has an electric citrus juicer! I've tried a ton of her recipes, and all have been amazing. She makes a lot of French-inspired dishes, which I love, and I think she and Jeffrey have an adorable relationship.

Side note: When I would see her show listed on the preview channel, I always misread it as "In A Garden," hehe.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Submitted by dbwndr on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:59am.
We have a fun games you can play while watching Barefoot Contessa...End all of Ina's sentences with "In my Vag*na"...for

Hahaha. Yes that works!
Or...if you know what I mean...

Use a lot of butter...if you know what I mean.

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

I don't know her, but she looks healthy and happy.

If I had a rich husband who left me alone all week, damned if I would hang around gay boys, good looking or not. I'd find me a hot, straight pool boy.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx

Don't mess with Ina. She's a hot mess and rocks a lemon pound cake like nobody's business.

Hot Slut of the DECADE!!!!

this bitch annoys the shit out of me. i can't stand the way she talks, like she's all proper, it's almost as bad as a fake english accent. and she seems all snobby and pretentious. oohhh i live in the hamptons and I entertain all the time. her food seems stuck up an pretentious as well.

love Giada!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

I love her so....the blue cheese cracker appetizers are better than sex (or what i remember it being like)

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What fresh hell is this?

Ina's my favorite. I wish I had a Jeffrey who only came around on the weekends:-) My peener friends are so much fun.

She's just as into butter as Paula but she's far more discreet.

Also, I think it's so freaking adorable that she fills her days with the company of men who like peener when her husband is gone.

I <3 INA GARTEN! i've never tried not one of her recipes (for they are above my head and my domestic ability!), but i love watching her cook and bake, and i love watching her go shop in the fresh veg markets in the hamptons, and i love watching her cook for and hang out with her gays! oh yeah, did i mention that I <3 INA GARTEN! wooo~

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

OMGGGGG!!!!!!!

Love you Ina! You are a very hot slut, your recipes rock!

She is the high end version of Paula Deen. Both make yummy, fattening meals.

Her butternut squash soup is the bomb!! I made it a couple times. I wanna make one of those scones she makes. Yummy!

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What What

How bad could that be?

Love this bitch (or slut, I should say).

her cookbooks are awesome
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by MacGrubers Mom on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 9:03am.

Steph consistently quotes Dlisted, especially during her celebrity stack! Michael K and Stephanie Miller: 2 people who I owe my sanity to while in the office every morning.

She also was the grand marshall at the LA gay pride parade 2008. Chris... /swoon lol.

It's Fridays with Frangela!

Jaded the Original: WHERE ARE YOU!?

I actually find her insufferable! She's fucking full of herself and she thinks she's fucking hot shit when she's not. She seems like she beats Jeffrey behind closed doors.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

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I LOVE INA!!!!!! I love when the queens come over and decorate and I mean "how great is that?"

Such a hot slut!

Her turkey with butter and thyme is the best! I apply the recipe to chicken and duck.

Yum. Butter. But I am skinny.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

I love all the gays of the Hamptons!
She laughs all the time with her husband and they have been together FOREVAH!
Do they have kids????

Anygay, that gray haired model gay dude is the one in all the Macy commercials.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

LOVE Ina
LOVE Jeffrey
LOVE her house in the Hamptons
LOVE her gay friends
LOVE her lemon pound cake

Great choice for HSOTD!!!

"Now how great is that?"

LOVE Ina.

Know why? Because she is a chunker. She loves food. Same with Nigella. These women get turned on by food, just like I do!

Giada and Sandra Lee? Pffft. Skinny bitches who don't get excited about their food. Well, I think Giada might like the taste, but I don't see her really hunkering down and enjoying the way my lovely plumplings do.

We stopped at her shop in East Hampton once and I had to walk out in disgust. The chicken salad was like $27 per pound. And there were tiny little packages of pretty candies for like $6. The equivalent to a $1.99 package of Swedish fish was $6. But all the weekend wives in their tennis dresses were loading up their baskets like the stuff was on sale.

Can't blame Ina for making a buck off the suckers, though.

I think the next hot slut should be Stephanie Miller. I was listening to her radio show the other day and she mentioned that Dlisted is her new favorite celebrity blog for snark. She read one of the posts about dancing w the has beens. i was so proud! MAKE IT HAPPEN, MICHAEL K!!!!