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Thought I reckognised the blonde fat one, she was on the X Factor!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/article525941.e...

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:20pm.
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Just perusing this old post and saw your post about food, noticing the comment about fishsticks.

I used to buy regular fishsticks but discovered Trident brand which are much MUCH healthier than traditional fishsticks. What it is, is cut pieces of fish rolled in breadcrumbs with half the fat. Alot of people around here are very into Dr. Praeger's but Trident fishsticks are much better tasting. They might not be in the regular frozen isle but in the fish department. I buy my five hundred lb package at Costco for 12 bucks.

This gorgeous welfare family from Britain wants more money, because they say they are too fucking fat to work! So basically, if you don't want to work, pop out 8 babies or layer on the chunk - Telegraph
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Son of a bitch....I'm a fattie, and I still have to work! Not fair!
-pfft-

Actually, that's really sad. I think getting a job would work wonders for the family's self-esteem, never mind getting out of the house.

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Yeah it's hereditary but they eat 3,000 calories a day!!!!!!! I'm sure that has NOTHING to do with it!

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Please.

I've seen people fatter than that working. They're fucking fat, without a doubt, but they look perfectly mobile.

They should meet up with my old algebra teacher. THAT guy was fat. I mean, probably as fat as you can be before you can't keep working.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:04pm.

Submitted by LaurenLS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:19pm.

I am amazed everyone is busy debating the fat issue, and nobody is discussing the X Factor auditions that the daughter did. They were absolutely hilarious.
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OMG - I can't believe it either now! I must see this!

UM....WORKING is probably the BEST course of action for them to begin taking off that weight. Easy peasy - they can't eat all day at work AND it's gonna require them to get up off their fat asses.

It is SO clear that when she botched the half-assed singing attempt at the first audition, and she stood there looking at each of the judges with the look of half expecting that her sad face would compel them to not toss her, that is her family's tactics with the welfare system. Look pathetic and get a pass to keep on keeing on.
I like how her parents go in there to the judges like it's gonna make some difference. Is that how steamroll their way onto the dole? As long as a fucker is persistent they get what they came for?? Is THAT how the welfare system operates? Disgusting.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

seriously how can they stand themselves! disgusting and yet strangely fascinating ....

If I worked at the welfare office, I would tie their damn check on a string to a car and make them chase that bitch for 20 blocks every months. Work for your money one way or another, bitches.

PS I have worked with fatter people! This is some bullshit.

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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?

Before my gastric bypass, I was fatter than the largest of these lazy simpletons and still dragged my ass to work every single day.

I don't have the least bit of sympathy for them. In fact, society would be better off putting a gun to their heads just to save on medical costs. Not to mention keeping those girls from reproducing.

p.s. -- cook your own food without preservatives and it's not only less expensive, but healthier. GET OFF THE FUCKING BACON!

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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."

"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.
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Ooooh. These are my FAVOURITE kinda statements in the whole wide world! Genes/expensive, genes/expensive, genes/expensive...which is it, hunny?

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Submitted by LaurenLS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:19pm.

I am amazed everyone is busy debating the fat issue, and nobody is discussing the X Factor auditions that the daughter did. They were absolutely hilarious.
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OMG - I can't believe it either now! I must see this!

UM....WORKING is probably the BEST course of action for them to begin taking off that weight. Easy peasy - they can't eat all day at work AND it's gonna require them to get up off their fat asses.

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I am amazed everyone is busy debating the fat issue, and nobody is discussing the X Factor auditions that the daughter did. They were absolutely hilarious.

Instead of debating about your boring farmer's markets (wow, aren't we all progressive!) WHY isn't anyone discussing Emma's dreams of stardom and Simon Cowell shooting her down TWICE.

sigh..... I just don't understand you people....

Couldn't they just get jobs as professional "before" picture models in the fat ads?

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Why do they need to put food on the table? They should eat at the trough with the rest of the pigs.

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Fuck those fat asses. It's a simple formula--calories in versus calories out. Start exercising and put down the damn bacon. The fact that you're a bunch of fatties is nurture not nature. Sheesh.

M.E., PSL: Ooooh, fellow whole foods bargain shoppers!

It's a challenge. My MIL gives us the coupons from the Sunday paper, but I don't BUY 99% of the stuff in there (juice boxes, Nutter Butters, Lean Cuisine, etc.)

Right now I have the online weekly circulars of all the local supermarkets and drugstores on my computer's favorites. I don't buy it if I can't find it on sale. I'm really getting to know the prices and they can't fool me with the phony bargains anymore.

Of course, I live in NYC and I'm home all day, so I can plan and cook and hoof it all over the neighborhood and not waste gas money, etc. At every dinner, I report to Mr. Hekki how much per serving our meal costs. We average $2.00.

But it's hard when you have to buy stuff like detergent and cinnamon or peppercorns or things you don't actually eat.

Re- Fat family. Dad looks thinner than the rest. Maybe it's because I can actually SEE his neck.

Those people piss me off. Instead of sitting on their asses all day waiting around for the next check and eating -- why not get OFF your ass and try WALKING. Do something besides EAT your damn BACON SANDWICHES. Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

I can't believe people can eat their way into a welfare check.

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""My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing." Peggy Hill

So if that British family win (they are actually SUING for more assistance), can you imagine the number of people who might make themselves fat and get that steady paycheck rather than work? Get pregnant while fat and it's a friggin' goldmine! A life-threatening disease - LOTTERY JACKPOT!

At least one of them is trying to learn a trade (hairdresser, according to the article)

"You go down deeper, stay down longer, and come up dirtier than any man I've ever known"

I really hate lazy leeches. These burdens to society that just keep wanting more and more. I really dont give a shit if they are fat, I just hate people who look for any way out of working and manipulate everyone else for handouts. It's one reason I cant stand that show Jon and Kate plus 8.
There are plenty of people who WANT to work out there and cant get it who deserve any money these douchebags are asking for.

"I dont have time to work out, I am a student" I work my ass off going to school and working from 4:30 am to 10:20 at night almost every fucking day, and I still make time to work out and eat fresh veggies and fruits. Fresh veggies of sorts cost just as much as some of the crap people buy Hardees or pizza bites or other unnourishing trash people put in their bodies. I am very blessed to live by a local mom and pop farm supermarket, so I get my produce very cheap and great quality. I actually take a day every now and then to pre cook my meals if I think Im going to be too busy to cook. That way I can just pop it in the microwave and still eat somewhat healthy.

You dont have to buy all organic or buy all the expensive stuff like it sounds like they are insinuating, just make better shopping choices.

Umm..nope.

Submitted by wildchildintn on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:33pm.

i hope your kidding.

what the fuck happened to working for your $??? when did people begin to feel so entitled that they think they should be getting paid for being fucked up?

whatever happened to natural selection?????

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Well, my whole fucking family is fat. Except my brother and I..and his problem is he's a diabetic and has always been a scrawny shit. And they aren't just fat..they are fucking OBESE. All my moms sisters get checks for being fat. Too fat to work and all the health shit that comes with it. But they weren't too fat to fuck. Now their kids are grown and they are fucking fat too. And their fat asses get checks too. Which pretty much leaves my mom, me and my 2 sisters and 2 brothers. One of my sisters is fucking huge, but she works. The other one is 19 and she weighs like 300 so far. In all seriousness, she asked me how fat you have to be to get a check. FUCK! Now me, I get a check for being crazy. And yes, it is fucking hard to get if you're not really crazy. But thank god I'm really fucked in the head, so I had no problem getting it. And I'm not even fat. But seriously, when I look at my family, I wonder what the hell happened to me. Why am I not fat as a fucking whale? I feel so...left out.

Not Bret too! I wont let it happen! *flies to New Zealand to kick some wife ass*

They can't put food on the table, because they eat it all b4 it ever gets there!

Migraine - the Little Prince LOVES avocado!

"can't afford to put food on the table"...???

then how the hell did you get so fucking fat??? people like that just piss me off.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:01pm.
Migraine. got it. YUM!

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They are seriously yum. The boys will like it too. PP throws down when we make them. Except the avocado...she can't hang.

Migraine. got it. YUM!

Can't these fatties get a job at the Piggly Wiggly or DQ or BK or Micky D's?

IDML - I shop at Safeway. I buy generic brands, go for the 2 for 1 on juices. I buy whatever is on sale, and I've started using cupons again.

Don't get me wrong about 1 week a month is when we run out of EVERYTHING and I need detergent, sponges, dish soap, Cascade, shampoo, lotion, face cream, deoderant, etc. Our bill easily exceeds $300 that week. I feel like I'm getting raped by the cashier.

Re: Fat Family

Telemarketing was invented for them. Get jobs you lazy pieces of shit.

@ Notorious--

"Yes I can bitch, I can eat a whole pizza and still get into my size 24 jeans."

Sounds about right to me.

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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK

My dollar store sells frozen fish, chicken and vegetables
the check-out lady says the driver told her it's the same shit as shop rite they just change the bag.

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M.E.

Check it now bebe

KD - I know, but my kids hate frozen and canned veggies. For real. They like them fresh and still crispy when I steam them. And they are on a brussel sprouts and artichoke kick right now. I haven't seen whole artichokes in the frozen isle. LOL

ME where on earth do you shop to keep everything so cheap? I seriously am getting fucked on my grocery bill. We don't buy processed foods of any kind. We spend probably 250 a week on food for us, not including diapers. We get a lot of stuff at costco, I make most of our household cleaning products.

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KD, the best is she asks me to get things like organic maple syrup (which is 12 bucks a bottle at Gelson's) , then complains about the bills.

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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009

M.E.,

No more lettuce wraps bitch!

Thought we covered this shit (literally) two days ago.

Aphid, LA is busy whoring out her 8 babies, she will not be at the wedding.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

PSL- you should do it one week and just get crap like hamburger helper and other unhealthy junk and she'll probably change her mind.

migraine - my email is the same honey.

Let me see if I can email you...BRB

ME- try getting frozen veggies instead. They are a little cheaper and you don't have to do any chopping.

M.E.!!!

Has your e-mail changed? It would not deliver it :(

I was trying from my work e-mail.

Migraine - OOOH! Can't wait!!

Last night was blackened tilapia cooked in coconut oil.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

M.E.

Tilapia recipe coming to you via e-mail. It's yummm yummm...

Being fat boils down to two things...eating shit and being fuckin lazy. End. Of. Story. I train people and have to deal with this ridiculous bullshit everyday and I am really fuckin sick of it. You are fat cuz you CHOOSE to be fat, if you have emotional and/or mental problems that contribute to over eating then go to a fuckin therapist and work. it. out. As a former fat ass I have the right to talk shit, I have earned the right to talk shit. Been there, done that and got the fat girl jeans to prove it. My mom is fat and its quite simple why she is CUZ SHES FUCKIN LAZY. Her mom is fat too, cuz she eats crap and is lazy but 2 of my moms 3 sisters are pin thin cuz they eat well and exercise. Its not fuckin rocket science. Fat people need to wake the fuck up, clean out the cupboards, go for a walk and start all over again. It is not hard to loose weight, it is not hard to eat right and if you are smart its really not that expensive. I am sick of fat people and their piss poor attitudes toward everyone and everything. This fat bitch had the gall to stop at my table as I was eating and say 'Dont kid yourself you cant possibly eat if you look like that.' Yes I can bitch, I can eat a whole pizza and still get into my size 24 jeans. This fat lady at Dunkin Donuts actually gave my friend a donut and told her to eat it cuz shes too skinny. Now imagine if I went up to a fat persons table and said something or threw a fat bitch a protein bar cuz she needs to loose weight?!? Can we say LAWSUIT. I have been on both sides and all I can say is that fat people are just as mean and condescending to skinnies as skinnies are to fatties.
Not to mention I am really sick of seeing fat people everywhere I turn, its repulsive.

'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.

psl - yes, it is nearly impossible. We're on a budget now, so when we make the grocery list, we buy only what we need to make it through that week. Last week I went by myself and stuck to my list.

$135.00. I couldn't get out of there for under that.

And this week we need soap, meat, milk, bread, potato's, PB & J, plus the normal veggies and fruits. It's going to be a $200 week easily.

Reese Witherspoon presents Legally Blondes ... the film is going straight-to-dvd.

Reese Witherspoon associated herself with another piece of shit. No surprise there.

Sally Struthers in the welfare family? far right, check it.

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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK

M.E, my boss told me she wants me to try and spend $100/week on groceries. To feed a family of FOUR (plus me 5 nights a week).

I told her that was nearly impossible.

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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009

With the BH being gone this weekend, I have to cook lightly. Last night I took out 2 talapia fillets and steamed an artichoke. Well, my boys were alot hungrier than usual, so I got about a third of one of the fillets and about a quarter of the artichoke. The boys SCARFED! So I was really hungry this morning. I stopped at the deli and got me a breakfast sammie, egg, ham and pepper jack cheese on a 1/2 of an english muffin. I also ordered my lettuce wrap for lunch with a 1/2 of a deviled egg.

All for under $12.00