Down With CROCS!
Rosie O'Donnell looks so cushy stuffed into her plastic vagina mitts from Hell. Hopefully, that pair she's wearing isn't covered into much toe jelly, because that shit might have to last her a while. You see, the heavens opened up and the angels have sung. The destructive eyeball killers who have brought so much fugness to this planet might be sent back to the fiery depths of Hell where they were born. Women's Wear Daily says the company is in trouble.
CROCS released a report by the accounting firm Deloitte & Touche LLP that states they're in danger, girl. Their stock is down 19 percent and last February, they reported a loss of $183.6 million. The year before, they posted a profit of $168.2, so the company isn't doing well. They replaced their CEO and cut costs in hopes that they are able to swim out of the red this year.
Run to the mirror, smile wide and then cackle like CHERYL BURKE about to cast a black magic spell on of her contestants. That is my face right now.
But seriously, I don't want a shit load of whores to lose their jobs, so I have an idea. Obviously, the people of the world have stepped out of the fug cloud and decided they no longer want to degrade their feet with that trash, so CROCS has to change things up. They already have all that plastic, so the obvious move is to get into the DILDO business! All they have to do is drop the R and there's their new company name!
IN THIS ECONOMY, almost everyone is getting fucked, so we might as well get fucked with a bright, shiny rod of plastic.
Here's CROCS (not cocs) lover Rosie with Kathy Griffin and Gloria Estefan in Miami yesterday.
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I admit that crocs are as ugly as sin, but MK, I have neuropothy in both my feet from diabetes and crocs with a pair of socks feels like heaven!
Isn't that a terrible thought? but I wear them IN THE HOUSE or doing yard work.
i will have nightmares tonight after seeing this.
why wasn't there a warning posted?!
That is one mess of fug!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sorry for another post.
I ate at a Gloria Estevan restaurant in Miami and one in Orlando. They both sucked ass. Do not go.
MK needs a pair of these for his jog across central park in the morning. He'd look so 1970's-the village people meet hotness.
http://shop.crocs.com/pc-75-4-3-inch-wristbands.aspx?navcategories=3,6
Anyone know how to actually send him something??????
I didn't even know Crocs made this sort of shit:
http://shop.crocs.com/pc-1200-4-french-riviera-metallic.aspx?navcategori...
and
http://shop.crocs.com/pc-1203-4-algarve.aspx?navcategories=3,4
Say what you will, but Crocs have their place in the world. It's just not on Rosie's feet. They're good for what they were originally designed for-gardening, boating, being at the beach. I guess they're also really good for trapping and maiming little kids on escalators. They have their reason for existence.
If any of you are around Colorado, Boulder, Longmont, Fort Collins, Denver, (or Wyoming is only about an hour from this place) Crocs is having a warehouse sale this weekend $5.
http://www.examiner.com/x-2370-Denver-Early-Childhood-Parenting-Examiner...
how about her man-dick?
I bet she rides with a strap-on. She's rich but I could not touch her for all the money in the world.
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I love Rosie's man-hands!
Submitted by anna15732 on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Obviously, you've found a way to earn your two cents per post in this *economy*. It's my fervent prayer that you'll be attacked by leeches and drained completely dry...nevermind, leeches don't eat their own. D'oh.
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Too easy. Crocs CEO just needs to ask Kathy and Gloria how they're keeping their dough in this economy. I mean, both of them have more plastic in them than the entire croc company.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:05pm.
Mine are the mary jane crocs, not as clunky and obnoxious as the kind Rosie is wearing.
...clunky and obnoxious totally define Rosie, it's fitting that her shoes fit her personality...
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
people people crocs do the public a service they detract our gaze from rosie's face!
This looks like a case for a big game hunter, there's a hippo on the loose. Or a bull. They're gonna need an elephant rifle for that beast.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
For real, this is good news. I fucking HATE crocs! Those fuckers are going to be on this Earth forever!
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Rosie is so vulgar she could make very expensive designer shoes look awful.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 2:09pm.
Gaping-mouth yentas.
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Rosie & Kathy are two peas in a pod - but Gloria? Man... my admiration for her just went into the shit-can!
Sheeps: That was the MOST awesome video!!! Loved it!!!! Nice to know herders do other things with sheep...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Michael K may be on to something here. Crocs should "retool" their factory and make a crocs dildo.
ok, i know i'm completely focusing on the wrong this here, but when the hell did rosie get all those fucking tattoos on her leg!?
I refuse to believe Crocs is in any kind of financial trouble....with the widgets they also founded, (the pieces of butterflies, hearts, dinosaurs, etc., that you stick in those holes), they are sooooo full of shit, a piece of shit plastic shoe should of NEVER EVER made that much money in the first place. I say I hope they go totally bankrupt and we never have to endure a pair of Crocs ever again. Please save our vision, let our eyes live longer than they're supposed to before we have to get cataract surgery when we age.
While we are at it, let that particular style of UGG also go under. Uggs does have other styles and some of them are freakin awesome, but the ones I like are like 600.00 and you can never tell they are Uggs.
But the original Ugg and the original Croc need to be sent to hell w/Satan himself.
Omg they even have knock off Crocs.....how embarassing.
I wouldn't be so damn bad if the offensive shoes were mathing her clothes or at least the damn car. Thi sis why I never go to the beach in the middle of the day or weekends, which means never.
I don't know why she decided she needed to drive across the bridge to get her picture taken. The both of them. I smell publicity stunt cunts
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She looks like a typical Obama voter.
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Their stock is down 19 percent and last February, they reported a loss of $183.6 million.
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and that means theyre in trouble?
the market is down by about a half. my company lost about 5 BILLION in 08. how is a 19% loss saying they are in trouble?
whatever..
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I didn't know they made round Crocs to fit hippos?
They're in danger girl? I just had a flashback of Whoopi Goldberg telling Demi Moore that line in Ghost.
Oh and I am completely with MK on the whole Crocs can burn in muthafuckin' hell thing.
For all I know, wearing someone's testicles as earring are completely comfortable as well, but I sure as hell would never put them on!!!
I think Crocs are cute on kids. They do look comfy and I'm all about comfort, but I can never go all the way and buy a pair. Probably because they're kind of pricey for ugly plastic. Maybe if I had an outlet nearby and could get them for < $10 as shandi said. I bet they'd be good in the garden or around the pool.
OT, what a Motley Crew-Rosie, Kathy and GLORIA ESTEFAN?! "One of these things is not like the other..."
Gaping-mouth yentas.
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It is a good thing Rosie has money otherwise, she would be wanting more welfare money to eat also!
I loathe this big old lesbian...................
How does Gloria get a word in edgewise between Kathy and Ro-nocerous??
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:45pm.
Y'know what?
I just like the word cooch.
Hate the word couch because the proper term is sofa (I'm klassy like that).
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http://www.kathandkim.com/threw.htm
scroll down to 'a throw for your couch' then click listen. you'll think of it every time you hear the word 'couch' again.
just for you sexy black kitty.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Not all Crocs are butt-ugly, you know.
I have a pair of sueded Alice ones that don't look like Crocs at all. I've had women (in NYC!) STOP ME on the street to ask where I got them. When I say "The Crocs store on 72nd and Columbus", they are shocked.
And unlike my suede ballet flats, which is what I wore before, I can step in puddles and also WASH them.
But I wouldn't be caught DEAD in the ones Rosie is wearing.
Rosie is gross. Just everything about her is ughhhhhhhhhhh.
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Douchechill!
Hey I can't wear my slutty heels 24/7! Sometimes I just have to run to the garbage!
Y'know what?
I just like the word cooch.
Hate the word couch because the proper term is sofa (I'm klassy like that).
But cooch just sounds so cozy and satisfying.
Coocharrific. Coocharama. Cooch-cooch-achoo.
On/Topic: Something wrong with Kathy Griffin's head. (I'm talking hair.)
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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK
Submitted by BigToe on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:32pm.
Crocs are the anti-Christ of the shoe industry.
I said they were the Britney Spears of the shoe industry but I like yours better!!!! LOL!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Momus!
We are a sad bunch, no?
*passes on bison leather shoes*
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No. We are all very naughty and loving every minute of it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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by louise_brooks on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
I am not a fan but Gloria looks great.
In the Latino community, there's always been talk that her and her husband are in an open relationship like Will & Jada
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As in she's a big lez?
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woa thats a huge loss!
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Gloria Estefan is a queen down here. She's so beautiful inside and out.
SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Momus!
We are a sad bunch, no?
*passes on bison leather shoes*
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I pity her ankles :(
Crocs are the anti-Christ of the shoe industry.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
I am not a fan but Gloria looks great.
In the Latino community, there's always been talk that her and her husband are in an open relationship like Will & Jada
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As in she's a big lez?
Crocs need to be banned, they are an embarassment to footware around the world! They are like the Britney Spears of the shoe industry!
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:02pm.
I share your sentiment.
I am a total shoe-aholic. I get a Zappos box at least once a week. You name it and I've got it- except Crocs. I'd be eaten by a live crocodile before I'd wear a pair.
If I want super comfy, I've got a pair of bison leather loafers from LL Bean that will last a lifetime. They are more preppy then I normally go, but soooo comfy.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:14pm.
Thornhill,
I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. It’s like Pavlov’s dog! We see “C.O.” and it instantly in our minds becomes cooch.
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Seeing a word beginning with "c" and ending in "ch", I also immediately think "cooch"; otherwise, I immediately think "cock". Me very bad.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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that is one fugly tattoo on Rosie's ankle...at first I thought it was a really ugly sock.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
Actually, I think Rotund Rosie would say "Down with COCKS!"
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
TITS,
They are UBER comfy! At least my knock offs are!
Thornhill,
I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. It’s like Pavlov’s dog! We see “C.O.” and it instantly in our minds becomes cooch.
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