Open Post: Hosted By The First Lady Of Cameroooooon!
Camerooooooooooon! Thanks to RuPaul and Bebe Zahara Benet, "Camerooooon" is my favorite thing to sing all day and night. Whenever it rolls off my tongue, I instantly think of a macaroon instead which makes me hungry, which leads me to the kitchen, which makes search for something resembling a macaroon, which causes me to settle for a handful of dried coconut flakes instead. For a second I'm distracted by the coconut flakes, but then my mind immediately wants my mouth to say "Camerooooooon" again. Repeat.
Anyway, the First Lady of Camerooooon, Chantal Biya, brought her beauty out today to say farewell to Pope Eggs Benedict who was visiting her country.
The lions must bow down and weep at their own averageness every time they come into contact with Chantal Biya's luscious mane. Not to mention her glorious eyebrows that artists spend decades trying to recreate in paintings. Exquisiteness.
And in the first thumbnail below, how many people do you think it took to get Chantal up after she bowed to the Pope?
(Thanks Peaches)
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Wow...LOL. Well one thing I recently found out is Black men/Africans LOVE long or naturally big luscious hair. I had naturally big, poofy, long hair and cut it off short and my man who happens to be Black nearly broke up with me after calling me every name in the book. In fact I wont be surprised if he dumps me for a long haired replacemet.
So I say good riddence to him and if you dont like it short then you didn't like me enough and your doing me a favor if you leave...SO GO!
But DAMN that lioness has big hair.
Urdesire~
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I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
Beyonce has moved to Cameroon?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I hope the pope said a blessing for that poor, dead animal on the top her head :(
the new Comcast commercial is so f'ing annoying. advertising is meant appeal to and convince people to buy, not to annoy the hell out of them.
Oh, I don't think it takes anyone to lift her up. Seems to me she could clean and jerk the entire platform.
Hmm....Camerooooooooon's First Lady Biya looks like she hails from Puerto Rico.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Now I am left only with SPAMMMERS!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:39pm.
*trying to fart and make it go up my vadge howwel"
*straining*
whoops
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LOL!
That'll teach you to try something only left to the professionals!
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:41pm.
Hahaha! You obviously are not familiar w/my War and Peace length posts. No apologies necessary!
Thank you for all of the info. Like I said, I have been curious about those for awhile and hadn't heard from anyone if they were worth the money. I think that it would be great for the monster horror on my face right now.
I will ck out that site. Thx again!
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:06pm.
*writing petition to MK to rein in acceptable OP topics* *leaving zit-popping off list* *and vaginal tearing*
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How much you wanna bet that wins us an entire week of zit popping and vaginal tearing posts?
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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@devilgirl: it works for me. i got mine from a website called skinstore.
they have a 100% 30 day guarantee and usually free shipping. i figured if it
didn't work, i'd return it, and i knew i'd get a zit within 30 days. i think if you sign up for their newsletter or check those coupon websites, you can usually find a 20% off order coupon. like i said, it only works for me with the ones that really hurt and the quicker you catch it, the better. sorry this is long,
i've been spending too much time on facebook.
*trying to fart and make it go up my vadge howwel"
*straining*
whoops
Where did everybody go?!
*crickets*
Helloooooooooooooo!
*echo Hellooooooooo!*
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:23pm.
@Miss Thang and Devilgirl (from mars? Have you seen that one?):
Aw, thanks fer the well wishes, it is much appreciated :D
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I bet you'll knock em dead!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:10pm.
Sheeps is right. Enuff zit talk.
New topic:
Have you ever been seated and had a fart bubble travel out of your anus and into your vadge?
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Well thank you for making me spit dinner on my laptop! If it shorts out or the keys start sticking, you owe me A NEW MACBOOK PRO! (in honor of Kanye).
Hahahahahaha! You are a funny hor~
@Miss Thang and Devilgirl (from mars? Have you seen that one?):
Aw, thanks fer the well wishes, it is much appreciated :D
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
Jeebus, were youse guys really in here talking about zits today? Sure, I'll talk zits fer a hot minute...
I haven't really had too much zit stress since I was a teenayjah - back then it was "search and destroy" and I would squeeze em and then dab em with alcohol and then slather em with zit cream over night.
Nowadays if I get em (usually during period times) I just let that shit run its course. My teenage self would be horrified, but it seems like if I try to mess with them they just get uglier, you can still tell there's a zit but now it's all swollen and bloody. I'd rather just let the thing dry up on its own. Is that weird?
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:12pm.
Cool. Good luck :)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:12pm.
Well slutz, tonight is the night of the gig I have been working my pastey white ASS off preparing for the last few weeks. The gals and I were up late last night rescuing our costumes (I still have a little hand-stitching and velcro-ing to do here in a minute, but I just wanted to pop in here and get some much-needed lolz before I get started).
Wish me luck! (pweez)
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Break a leg girlie! Hope eveything goes swell foy you. Give us details tomorrow!
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:57pm.
So the Zeno works huh? I was thinking about investing in one of those.
So you like it?
jiggy, LMAO OMG! yea actually that happened to me last week.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:07pm
Hahahaha, I wish Prep. H had ass-smoothing effects.
I got rid of my under eye circles by adding extra iron to my diet. I eat a ton of raw spinach.
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You don't win friends with salad.
Well slutz, tonight is the night of the gig I have been working my pastey white ASS off preparing for the last few weeks. The gals and I were up late last night rescuing our costumes (I still have a little hand-stitching and velcro-ing to do here in a minute, but I just wanted to pop in here and get some much-needed lolz before I get started).
Wish me luck! (pweez)
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
Nooooo, Miss Thang, I meant that my ass is a freak of nature. They didn't call me "Square" in high school for nothing. *has flashback, runs crying to the girl's can, lights up siggy*
Sheeps is right. Enuff zit talk.
New topic:
Have you ever been seated and had a fart bubble travel out of your anus and into your vadge?
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:07pm.
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*cyber-motorboats Bradi*
So, what is everyone drinking? HIC....
IG, well excuuuuuuuuse me Ms. Perfect Ass!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
islandgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:05pm
I think it was Platypus that had that shit as her sig...
*flashes chichi's at islandjurl*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
DeeDee, oh well I have dark circles not puffies so it wouldn't help me there. But if it could smooth out my ass, that would be nice.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Miss Thang, good question. I have no idea though, as my ass has never been normal.
islandgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:00pm.
*caressing your buns* It's twue! Your nalgas are supple. :P
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You don't win friends with salad.
lol IG, it's temporary though? Does your ass just go back to normal when you stop using prep h? lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
*writing petition to MK to rein in acceptable OP topics* *leaving zit-popping off list* *and vaginal tearing*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:04pm.
omg, prep h, it's an awesome band....
hahahahahaha....
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*waves at Bradi*
HAHAHAHA!!! I totally forgot about that!! *dies*
omg, prep h, it's an awesome band....
hahahahahaha....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:58pm.
It's good for under eye puffiness.
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You don't win friends with salad.
Miss Thang... I think wrinkles? All I know is, my ass has never looked so supple. :)
what is prep h good for again? (besides what it's made for) cellulite? stretch marks? I fergit.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
butting in on the zit talk: out of desperation with the "monthly" under-grounders, i tried the miniZeno (from a store with a no questions 30 day return policy). if i use it a few times a day when i first feel one coming on, it goes away quickly. only works on underground ones though. the mini one is cheaper than the regular one (i guess it's for your purse, but why would you do it public). anyway, my .02.
Sleep with toothpaste on your under the skin pimple, and it will be ready to pop by mornin.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:51pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Don't forget to wrap me in a towel before you start rubbing...
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:47pm.
I have had this special stuff n my face trying to control this monster, but it isn't working as quickly as I'd like.
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Same GF who waxed her hubs back used Preparation H on her zit to try and pull out the impurities.
All it did was cause more zits.
(Some jokes write themselves.)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:50pm.
I'll take a bath if you can make your avie squirt breastmilk.
*throws down gauntlet*
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I'd need a bigger avatar to do it justice.
*puts on gauntlet and rubs jiggy the wrong way*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
SK, I was just gonna say, toothpaste always worked for me.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:52pm.
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How DID we go from Grace Kelly/Liz Taylor to Julia Roberts?
anyone know?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:50pm.
I'll take a bath if you can make your avie squirt breastmilk.
*throws down gauntlet*
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Dayum!
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Team Stamiston!
Or hit it with an icecube, Sounds cystic, get an ice cube, bub. Sleeep with Alpha Hydroxy tonight, if not, hit it with some toothpaste
I don't know who this person is, but I am sick of looking at Julia Roberts' horse face on my TV in those commercials for her new movie.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:48pm.
Yes, the safe word was NAIR.
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heehee!
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Team Stamiston!