Friday, March 20th 2009

Kate Moss Is Going For Some Kind Of Record

Kate Moss isn't going to let a pesky thing called "having a child at home" get in the way of her partying until the early morning hours all week. If momma doesn't get her pussy drunk, she's not happy.

The Sun says Kate partied like a Moss for the fourth night in a row yesterday with Count Von Count. Kate didn't roll up into her house until after 4 in the morning. And about halfway through her night, bitch changed outfits, because her first one probably got a little dusty with coke particles.

Don't worry about Kate's little girl! Children can take care of themselves these days. Just plop them in front of the TV, give them an empty Jack Daniels bottle to play with and a Goo Goo Cluster to eat for dinner. Hey, it has nuts and that's protein!

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gia's picture

She probably sleeps most of the day too, so her daughter probably hardly sees her at all...Somehow I think if Kate is that fucked up then her daughter is better off with the nanny.

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z-listed's picture

Didn't I read recently that's she preggers now?

Funeral Guy's picture

Look at that face. High as a kite and a slag to boot. Still, I'd give her a poke.

Noelegy's picture

Well, I'm never going to have the kind of fame and fortune that Ms. Moss has enjoyed, but on the other hand, I'm older than she and I look younger, so that's worth something.

And every time I hear of a celebrity like this whose parenting skills are easily eclipsed by any alley cat, I think of all of the people who want to have children, who'd be good parents, but can't. In other words, there are literally millions of people in this world with whom Kate's daughter would have been better off.

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Niko's picture

She is old and plain. Lauren Bacall - as currently seen - looks better than Mrs. Moss on the first pic.

The Audrey's picture

If I were a guy and had a kid with her, there's no way I'd let her have full custody. WTF? She's a coke whore, rich or not.

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Kate has a nanny, so she can have all the cokie times she likes.

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zab's picture

I don't wanna spoil it for everyone, but as far as I know Lila is not living with Kate but with Jefferson Hack her father. To see pictures of your mum out and drunk all the time is a different story, but maybe she will get over that quickly living the life that none of us will never get to have.
(I agree tho that Kate id definitly ready for the mill)

Bondagebarbie's picture

She needs rehab in a bad way but I am sure she has a nanny..the bitch is rich.

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MickeyHolland's picture

This woman has a serious drugs and alcohol addiction. If she were a Plane Jane Child Protection Services would be all over her sorry ass. Being (quote:) "Gorgeous", "Uber Stylish" and "Iconic" does not necessarily make you a good mother. Besides, she's starting to look silly and desperate.

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We should see if Chris Brown can smack her hard enough to get her eyes to point the same direction.

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Winnyfranfran's picture

Hahahaha Miss Thang! That is what I was going to say! I used to like her but the bitch took a left turn at Doherty. Next stop Skid Row!

Sayonara's picture

I always forget that she has a child.

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ugh! i think the kid is prob better off!

angel_i's picture

Let's see how cool she thinks being a drunken ho is when she's dried up like a raisin in less than 10 years.

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Wasn't she supposed to be pregnant again?

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Whatever's picture

Pathetic. She is too old to be club hopping like this.

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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 3:08pm.

If it's true and she's pregnant, since the first 3 months are detrimental to pregnancy, her baby will come out like a cyclopse
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There's still hope madame. She was a coke fiend and her first one seems to have turned out ok. I think...

Master Blaster's picture

Wow, a couple of more years of burning the candle like this and she's going to look like a Sharpei. You'd think she'd try to preserve her looks since that is the only thing people care about with her. At this rate her mug is going to be creased and worn like a baseball mitt.

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walker's picture

She's aging quick! She looks about 43,44. In another few years, she'll be looking about 60! You go Kate! Sheesh.

walker's picture

I think that too much of this partying crap will eventually make you look "Homeless and Haggard." Not a good look.

sadiek's picture

That's what nannies are for...Kate is a fine party-er! Fun fun fun! Oh and she is NOT preggers. Trust me. I know. Bitch ain't preggers.

madam ex's picture

If it's true and she's pregnant, since the first 3 months are detrimental to pregnancy, her baby will come out like a cyclopse.

ETA:::: Wait this bitch already has children??

Hekki's picture

Submitted by blaaaake: "...why not post some pictures of her spending time with her daughter and her daughter's little friends during the DAY?"

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but if I happen to be partying until 4am, I am going to be sleeping until noon. At which time, my kid is in school. Except on weekends. Which is prime party time, right?

Maybe she sees her kid in the afternoons. But even then...

If you've never had an alcoholic or drug addict parent, you probably don't understand that even if your parent is there physically, they are probably thinking about their next high and not what you're learning in science class. Hung over/coming down parents are irritable and NOT FUN. Most likely, the poor kid is making Kate cups of tea and tiptoeing around, trying not to upset her.

blaaaake's picture

its 4am and she's Kate Moss. why not post some pictures of her spending time with her daughter and her daughter's little friends during the DAY? you guys are so quick to point out her mistakes as a mother but I think Kate is probably a very sweet mum to her kid.

starsign's picture

She'll never grow up, she loves party times too much! What is she now 35? Hasn't this late night shit worn off yet? I loved going out to clubs in my teens/twenties, I had a great time. I never thought I would tire of it but guess what...I did! It got old and boring. I just could not be bothered hanging around pubs/clubs till 3/4am these days.

I don't have kids so I could still booze it up and party whenever I liked. It's just that I've been there done that. Kate has a kid but she doesn't give a rats. She's rich so she can hire as many nannies as she likes to look after her poor daughter. Kate thinks she is still a teenager, forever young. And she isn't old by any stretch but she does have responsibilities - a kid! She needs to grow up and become a good role model for her daughter - yeah right!

imk505's picture

Can somebody please explain to me how in the world this lady can do this to her child and not feel guilty?

Shit! I deny my son a toy at the walmart and I feel like the crummiest mom in the world.

Over privrledged and conceded.

pomegranate's picture

Her daughter is in better company with the nannie, sadly.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Its time for Kate and Madonna to author a book on being mother of the year

these PIGS are disgusting... I wouldnt give a toss but there are kids dragged into this fuckery

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Miss Thang's picture

You know, I think this bitch has gotten WORSE since she broke up with Pete Doherty. How is that possible??

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Pamela's picture

Why bother having a kid if your going to pawn them off on a nanny? I really hope the pregnancy rumors arent true because that kid is gonna come out fucked up!

vmbombshell's picture

This makes me really sad.

kdracofan's picture

why bother having children then?

Dirk Diggler's picture

Fucking mother of the year.

Kp's picture

how self absorbed. Ugly inside and out.

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Hekki's picture

She probably has a really good nanny. I find it unspeakably sad when I see kids in the park on Saturday and Sunday with their nannies.

I know that their parents probably have errands to run or whatever, but I can't help it. Most parents I know try to spend as much time as possible with their kids.

And I know that kids get to an age where they would rather be with their friends, but they STILL want to know that their parents want to hang out with them. They'll reject any offer, but they secretly love it that their parents want to be with them.

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This cunt is a pathetic excuse for a human being. I hope her daughter lives with her father. I can't keep the custody straight.

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She's a fuggin mess, like an old(er) Paris Hilton or something, except Kate actually had a real career.
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Albatross's picture

She is ugly and pathetic and a terrible mother.

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Miss Thang's picture

This cunt is worse than Britney. Except she's not as fun. Go take care of your daughter, Kate! It's not cute. & it never was.

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loric's picture

Like Kate Moss takes care of her own child-hell, it's obvious she can't take care of herself, let alone a child.

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NoAnjl's picture

Looks like some of last night is still in right nostril.