Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This married, aging, Academy Award winning/nominated actor who is probably C list if you look at what he does now, but would probably only ever appear above the title, has had a 15 year habit that is finally beginning to surface. It seems that our married star enjoys certain sexual acts that are certainly not what one would call normal. Always with a woman, but they involve him being on the receiving end of, how can I put this delicately. I really can’t. Let’s just say he enjoys showers that really don’t involve water coming out of a pipe. He also enjoys toys being used on him. Anyway, enough of the sordid aspects. It seems that for the past 15 years our actor has used the same professional who was the model of discretion. She retired at the end of the year, and since then our actor has tried out the services of three or four other professionals who don’t have that same level of discretion and have been blabbing all over town about our actor’s crazy fetishes. (CDAN)
So basically, who likes piss in the teeth? My guesses are Chazz Palminteri, Tim Roth or Willem Dafoe? Willem looks like a kinky fuck. And 15 years with the same whore is dedication! I thought the point was to pay 'em, so you don't have to ever see their asses again!
Which engaged young couple shocked an entire film crew when they were caught having sex on set? (Gatecrasher)
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen?
Which reality show newbie is furious at the producers of her show? She agreed to do the show because she was told that it would substantially boost her own music career. However, the producers are only allowing little one-line snippets of her music to be used here and there, and finding plenty of excuses as to why they can’t use an entire song on the show. (Blind Gossip)
Kara DiaBlowMe from American Idol?
This supposedly-straight blonde actor on a hit network comedy was certainly acting anything but lady-oriented at a St. Patty’s Day celebration at one of WeHo’s most notorious gay clubs. He was downing beer and male dance partners at an alarming rate. (Buzz Foto)
Why did I picture Randy from My Name is Earl dancing without a shirt and with his hands up in the air? My guess is David Spade, though.
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I thought Hayden C. was gay.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
OK I went back and see MK already covered it and I knew he would but I just didn't see it. MK actually pointed out the real world girl in the movie, perez could only see that audrina and rumer was in it, of course.
1. Nick Nolte
This is off topic but I was on perez yesterday and I saw that a girl from the real world san diego is in that movie, the new horror movie that is a remake. Jamie Chung is her name and I looked her up and she's been in several things and supposedly the most successful (of course besides american idol) reality star making a transition to actress or one of them. It just blows my mind that they would want to use a person from the real world and make them into a star.
Vixen.....Re: David Spade-- Rules of Engagement. It had been off air for a while but I just saw it back a week or so ago. I don't know if it can be termed a network hit.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
De Niro and Cage are not C-list actors.
P.S. the Alan Rickman video is so fucking hot. i need to rewatch some of his movies.
On second thought, #1 could be Robert DeNiro. The references to 15 could be a clue. He was in that "15 Minutes", which I thought was absolute shit. And he is married, Oscar-winning/nominated, and aging.
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You are probably right. Years and years ago I worked for a dispatching company P/T at night (we used to relay the message to beepers) and we'd always be fielding calls between Deniro and the call girl agency.
It's gotta be him!
What hit network comedy is David Spade on, folks?
Think again, #4 cannot be him.
I'd say Jay Mohr but I'm not sure Gary Unmarried is a hit network comedy.
Then again, if WeHo refers to NYC, then I'd say Jack McBrayer. But his closet seems firmly open.
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Submitted by PrettyGoodYear on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 10:39am.
Guys- You are all wrong.
It is Sylvester Stallone.
He never won an Oscar (nominated for Rocky).
Guys- You are all wrong.
It is Sylvester Stallone.
This has been out there for 2 decades!
Is there a mandatory retirement age for high-priced whores? I don't care how good or discreet she is: most guys are going to ask for a younger model. What do they do when they retire? Odds are most of them don't have fat IRAs or rental properties. It's not like they can find work at a Macy's perfume counter. I know: they go into real estate sales.
1. MICHAEL DOUGLAS
2. Christina Ricci & Owen Benjamin
3. Kim from "Real Housewives OC"
4. Samantha Ronson? - He's blonde now, right?
(Probably David Spade)
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Well, "sorry" doesn't put the tasty Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?
Number one is SOOOOOO Sean Penn.
"People: This is a chimp, which is an ape NOT a monkey. (Clue: monkeys have tails -- apes do not) Its fingers are either curled under or wrapped around the side of its head."
You're kidding...right?
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#1 is totally Nic Cage!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
People: This is a chimp, which is an ape NOT a monkey. (Clue: monkeys have tails -- apes do not) Its fingers are either curled under or wrapped around the side of its head.
My first thought for the first one is Michael Douglas.
i don't think ben kingsley's name appears above the title anymore,does it? he's more cult/indie now - well-respected, but not "above the title".
why do men marry women who don't satisfy them sexually?
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
tiger, that's what i'm talking about.
1: don't pee on me, i'll pee on you (if you ask me nice).
2: no number two! no poop!
3: occasionally, i'll drive.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:05pm.
Sheeps has accused me of having a "contrarian approach to Blind Items". So, I have to protect contrarian image.
Now just one minuto, lassie. YOU said on DL that you always picked someone other than MK's guess just to be diff. Sarcastic contrarian.....
Submitted by nennycakes on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:02pm.
Jack isn't married or C-list.
#1 is jack nicholson. It's a well known fact he's hired ladies to give him golden showers in the past.
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most importantly what is up with this monkey's fingers? are they supposed to be like that? sausage fingers?
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I dont think, I drink.
Which engaged young couple shocked an entire film crew when they were caught having sex on set? (Gatecrasher)
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen?
I think they were just shocked that they actually have sex!
I thought the first was Ben Kingsley.
See: Species, Bloodrayne, The Wackness, The Love Guru, A Sound of Thunder, The Last Legion, Thunderbirds, War Inc., and a whole host of straight-to-video/out-of-the-theatre-in-a-week-and-a-half fare.
His star has fallen awful far from Ghandi if he has to do movies with Hillary. Fucking. Duff.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
#3 has to be Kim and her skanky wig, and "Tightrope"...LOL!
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
could it be old james C.? father of scott?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 6:47pm.
i want to know which hollywood wife is so boring she wont bend her boyfriend over and pee on him when he asks her to.
the man won an oscar!!!! what nmore does she want?
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Meh, I'll piss on you if you insist, but the fun and games are over 'til yo' ass take a REAL shower with soap and water...just cuz you into piss don't mean I is...Oh, and I draw the line at POOP... HELL NAW!!! *chanelling Seinfeld soup Nazi* NO POOP FOR YOU!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i want to know which hollywood wife is so boring she wont bend her boyfriend over and pee on him when he asks her to.
the man won an oscar!!!! what nmore does she want?
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
none of the actors you listed have won an oscar if "winning/nominated" means having won an oscar and having been nominated for one.
when i read 'C list when you look at what he does now', i instantly thought of Nicolas Cage. All his movies have been shit. And he's won and been nominated. And he looks like a grimy enough person that would fit those descriptions.
Submitted by TITS: "And is it just my imagination or is it primarily men with the real sicko prediclictions?"
I don't think it's your imagination. Certainly women can have fetishes or unusual tastes, but it really seems that men go off the deep end with that shit. It seems that women usually go along with it for money or love, not out of joint kink.
I know there are women who are freaks, but not as many as men who are freaks.
@fuzzyslippers
All those movies sucked(and I tried to forget them), but i was thinking Swing Vote because it just came out last year.
Submitted by ViVee on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:21pm.
#1 Kevin Costner
he's won an oscar for dances with wolves and he's been in some really shitty movies lately.
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Lol, "lately"? I was thinking about this the other day. Kevin Costner is probably one of THE WORST actors ever. I mean, he has been in some god awful movies:
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, THE BODYGUARD (*barf*), Waterworld, The Postman, Dragonfly.
It could be him!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:22pm.
Oh, Momus, you don't have to do that, but Tom Hanks is a good choice!
*high 5's momus*
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:07pm.
In order to make you happy and to keep my contrarian profile, I will change from CE to Tom Hanks.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by moxxie on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
#1 I'm guessing is Jeff Goldblum. I heard a story like this about him from a "pro" participant a little over a decade ago.
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I've always found Jeff G. to be a little creepy so this would not surprise me...but is he married? I heard he was dating Imogen Heap a while back, which stuck in my mind because I thought they would make a splendidly trippy couple.
The first one SCREAMS
NIC CAGE! The first sentence gives it all away.
James Woods likes 'em young, wait, who am I kidding, they all like 'em young.
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:15pm.
Monkeys scare me
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Why is that?
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"God Hunters" at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtzia94B3Xw
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:01pm.
Oh god, James Woods. Apparently he has a huge schlong. I'd hit that shit until the cows came home.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Don't know...
Don't Care about ANY of these
Momus-
Lol!
Well o.k then, I forgive the C.E slip!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:56pm.
Momus! Clint Eastwood! Shame on you! I love him, he is no kinky pee-er!
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Sheeps has accused me of having a "contrarian approach to Blind Items". So, I have to protect contrarian image.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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James Woods for number 1 pissy mouth!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Wow my bad - The Fly is no longer married. Still, I haven't been able to look at him on the screen since that day the vinyl chick told me about him Eck.
Could the blond be Kevin the Page?
Momus! Clint Eastwood! Shame on you! I love him, he is no kinky pee-er!
1. Clint Eastwood
2. Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber
3. I don't watch these shows.
4. Spencer Pratt ... "The Hills" is a comedy whether or not intended.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:39pm.
Hee hee hee! Guess what I'm going to be renting this weekend, schlutts!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
the last one has to be that dude from the mentalist, he's too pretty.
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