Friday, March 20th 2009
All Together Now!
THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!! And yes it fucking is. This stupid ass Mary-Kate Olsen troll is trying to look as elderly as possible when she should be dressing all slutty while she can get away with it. Bitch probably smells like moth balls, cat piss and White Shoulders dusting powder. Her pockets are probably filled with caramel square wrappers. You really just want to help her memaw ass across the street. She'll thank you by giving you a nickle. She'll also call you "Daniel" even though you've told her your name is Michael. Seriously, old ass bitches are always calling me Daniel!
Here's Granny Olsen shuffling into a car in NYC earlier today. Granny forgot her cane!
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Maybe she even has osteoperosis from her run with bulimia.
This troll has some big ass feet for that tiny body.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
She is such an odd little troll!
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She looks like Meg Ryan. She also look like she smells.
The only way to replicate that is by mating:
Ozzy and Geddy Lee- for old face and glasses
Janis- for crappy dress
Blade from PuppetMaster- for shrinkage. he also sports the glasses and trench coat crap she wore once.
She can least stand straight up. It makes her look older when she hunched over like a 80 year old.
She looks like Madonna
Michael, I heart you forever anyway, but I love you long time even more for mentioning White Shoulders!!! That shit is disgusting. My old boss used to wear it (and by "old" I mean both "former" and "ancient") and she smelled like dusty death. I swear homegirl had cobwebs and fucking ghosts in her creaky elderly cooch; that perfume should be called "Old Dead Shoulders". So nasty.
I don't know, I think the crocheted thing she's wearing is pretty. Too bad it's adorning her.
I admit, one of my favorite time-killers is playing "The Sims 2." I was on some game modding site the other day looking for downloads, and among all the predictable celebrity Sim mods (Angelina Jolie, that pretty boy from "Twilight," etc.), someone had done the Olsen twins.
The only question they didn't answer was "why?" I guess there might be some marginal amusement from having two Sims who looked like the Olsens, and when you play them, make them stuff their faces and get fat...
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Submitted by Vico on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 7:34pm.
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how the olsens dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just hobbled out of bed and put on some doileyed poncho and take their greasy hair - ew - and not even cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.
That's really funny. It took me a minute to realize why that was so familiar...
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I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
That outfit on the right person would work but she is starting to look a lot like Vadge!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:45pm.
Honestly, I think a brush and a posture stick would do a lot for that outfit. And maybe a new face...and boots, I almost missed those...
You're so right! She wouldn't look bad!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I've always hated the "rich but dress trashy-poor" look, it's fake & everyone knows it. On the other hand, how dare she wear a knitted capelet, I thought that it would look better than it does, but no.
Mary Kate's an oddball who's getting odder and she's the dominant twin.
The best thing Ashley could do for herself is move cross-country from Mary Kate.
@chica robotica on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:56pm.
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I found a great site """"" Meetwealthy .c om............ """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
Oh, you could be a Daniel! Damn, I'm an old bitch.
she looks ancient...maybe she can do a remake of grey gardens
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Um, let's start with the hair...Um, yeah, help me here...WTF????? I've seen homeless people with cleaner more manageable hair...This lil' whore is a gazillionaire and they's a lice partay happening up in that nasty ass swamp do'...And the back of my Gma's couch is all NEKKID cuz this bitch stole my granny's 'settin' blanket' (it's like her snuggie, only it looks like THAT) and tried to pass that shit off as a wrap. And Ok, I know this dumb whore weighs like 85 lbs tops, but WHAT IS WITH THE OSTEOPOROSIS OLD LADY STOOP???? I mean, this whore is barely 21! Stand yo' ass up straight, stupid bitch...I give ya a sammich if you ain't got the strength....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
these bitches really go out of their way to be scraggly looking, almost like they were abused or something. But then again I'm glad not to see their chochas and whatnots. They weren't cute as kids to me anyway.
They got shitloads of money though!
Need a stylist? call me....
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What a fucking hag.
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how the olsens dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just hobbled out of bed and put on some doileyed poncho and take their greasy hair - ew - and not even cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Dayum, I don't have a will, :(
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Oh bunny! I hate the trollsens too, but only Heath Ledger is responsible for Heath Ledgers death.
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Hey, I don't wanna argue with you. You're entitled to your opinion. I gave mine.
I don't think Heath was self-absorbed.
I think he was sick, and from reports, he was suffering from insomnia and jet lag...I just believe his life could have been saved.
Yes, he should have made a will after Tildy was born, but lots of young parents don't think to do this. I know I didn't until my kids were almost grade-school age.
Still hate Mary Kate...
FINE, so where is Heath's responsibility in all this? He's a grown ass man taking random prescription pills from a KNOWN ano coke whore. Come the fuck on. And why the hell did the dumbass housekeeper or masseuse or whatever call Olsen instead of an ambulance? She was the one on the scene, for christsakes. She's the one that shoulda called 911.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Oh come on now! Nobody killed Ledger but Ledger. The same person that was too self absorbed to put his 2 year old daughter in his will.
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Yeah, gollum killed Heath because he had Preciousssssss.
(she gave him prescription pills that, in combination with what he was taking for cold/flu killed him. oh, and she failed to call 911 when the masseusse called her)
gollum killed Heath?..what?
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Whatever, she did not kill Heath. HEATH KILLED HIMSELF. He took too many pills, he was deperessed and/or exhausted and he took the wrong combo of pills, ok? Now, that's the hard fuckin truth. Deal with it.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Yeah, the ring with the pills must be heavy.
In her defense, her jewelry is probably weighing her down.
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Provolone is correct. As I said the other day, this Mary FAKE Oldwhatever is a murderer. She killed Heath.
When I saw the main pic, I could hear her whispering in an evil old lady voice as she extended one claw, "Here, Heathy, take these pills. They'll help your flu." Then she sat in her rocker with the crocheted headrest and cackled while Heathy took a big dirt nap.
I hate this bitch!!! (I had to settle for the exclaimation marks since Charles Manson rules the caps...well, him and kayne).
thank the lord this troll is covered up...nobody wants to see this withered old person showing off her depends...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I didn't know Janis Joplin's grandma was still alive. Somebody should throw a cat at her.
AARP's poster girl.
ahhh ha ha! fucking white shoulders??! that is the best reference EVER. you are timeless, MK.
the grinch is coming
Mine too..luv that guy.
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lmao@provolone
at least they dont shove their goods in our face!
Remember when there were countdowns to the Olsen's 18th birthday? So many men were slobbering over that shit. LMAO I could always tell they'd grow up to be trolls.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:56pm
our avatars need to get married, just saying..
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Just imagine....Pete and the curly lady.....fabulous!
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Goodness, she looks like a cross between John Lennon and 50-yr-old Madonna.
Seriously Michael K--White Shoulders??? I haven't thought about that shit in years!! You frighten me with your Dennis Millerish obscure references, but in a good way.
And here I thought ugly ducks turned into swans. Well, they've proven that wrong!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:56pm
our avatars need to get married, just saying..
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:59pm.
Right off the back of the poor ladie's couch, hey?
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'EVIL, EVIL MONKAAAYY!"
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