Blohan Can't Get A Job
Important shit first. Is that a Capri Sun she's sucking on or some kind of new Hollywood drug I don't know about. Or both? Okay, now to Blohan spewing chunks of delusion in an interview with Nylon.
As you know, this bitch isn't working. And you know the saying, "you can't even get arrested in this town"? Well, it's true for this whore! She had a warrant out on her and they still wouldn't fucking arrest her ass! That's low.
Blohan's peddling leggings and caca grease for your skin, but other than that, the skanktardian has nothing else going. This is starting to scare her. She told the magazine, "It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And I have a house to pay for now.'… and there's been some things I've really wanted to do. Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton]. But, um, that didn't work out… it is what it is."
I wasn't aware that there was an orange-colored gutter crackhead in Alice in Wonderland?
But Blohan is trying to make things happen. Like she's had real-life meetings with Sean Penn and they want to do a movie with Seth Rogen! Blohan explained, "One is Sean Penn -- I spoke to him the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!"
Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real.
Okay, it sounds to me like Blohan has two options: a) give birth to nine babies or b) get really fat and move to Britain. On second thought, I think the answer to all her problems is in her nose! Bitch just has to sneeze into a Hefty bag, sell it back to her dealer and then retire!
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Maybe if this skank changed her look she could get a job...I dont care about the skinniness that would work in her advantage (look at Jolie), but seriously she isnt 7 years old, its time to lose the waist length extensions. Did she get those in hopes of snagging Alice in Wonderland? She could change her hair with a cool more modern cut & darker color(I dont think the blonder colors work on her with all those freckles) lose the skanky tangerine skin, stop trying to dress like an everyday person who is too lazy to wear real pants & get a fashion clue. I dont think Lohan is naturally ugly, she is naturally trashy though & she should fight it more & try to stand out for the right reasons & then maybe she can be reborn & get jobs again.
NYLON also had Mischa Barton on the cover last August. Coke whores who can't get work. Running theme!
Clarisse, I am not disputing that in any way. I was just informing the other 2 posters that they were incorrect.
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Turn up the TV.. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know.
They think that I've got no respect, but everything means less than zero.
-Elvis Costello
True, Downey has not won an Oscar yet, but he is a multi-award winner. Kelly actually was the beginning of his two year black list. Mel Gibson paid his bond for his comeback movie.
That said, RDJ is the actor that Hohan's dreams of being, but will never be. Clean or not.
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Not true. RDJ has been nominated twice, but has never won an Oscar.
There were also nightmare stories about him while he was using, but he did eventually get his shit together. There was a long time where no one in Hollywood would touch him. David E. Kelley gave him a chance, and he proved himself.
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Turn up the TV.. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know.
They think that I've got no respect, but everything means less than zero.
-Elvis Costello
Come on now. RDJ has more talent in his toe jam than Hohan has in her STD riddled body. She was a cute kid. That sold. Crack head anno mop head...not so much.
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Alao, as fucked up as Robert Downey Jr is, he never brought his problems to the set, showed up and was extremely professional...
Blohan has been a nightmare on and off set, night and day...
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Because Robert Downey Jr won an Oscar and has talent and had a huge body of work that was well received , made a lot of people money and was actually good at what he does...thats why.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
i'm not saying that lilo is a saint or perfect, i mean who really is, but at one time she did have potential, and she could again. i mean how many chances did robert downy jr. get? tons...so why does she get so much grief?
I know who killed what's left of your pathetic career! The Brain Trust of Oscar G and Sam (next gig cruise ships). You think it is going to leak how you give a little head is this town to get work, some pics perhaps? Sad thing is you are such a joke to everyone, laughs rumble every time you walk into a room or an audition!!!!!!! Puhleaze don't insult Tim Burton…..Sure Sean Penn tells you he has a project when he pats you on the head when your on your knees doing what you actually get paid for. Thank goodness for your leggings line, the knee pads…thrifty girl! Working with Oscar…teehhee……is his peen as small as he is, do tell? Doesn't he have any more sophisticated commercials for you? By the way please stop coming into Villa, try cabo cantina or the saddle ranch?
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"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
Oh shit MK! That seriously hurts!
LMAO
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
God, just shut up and OD already.
Mel and Jill-the-Ripper:
Yeah! Hugh Laurie as creepy old Roger and Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Quentin. I read that Tim Burton has one movie he has to do after he finishes Alice (is it Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde?) and then he can do DS. I suppose Helena Bonham Carter will be Julia Hoffman (?) Anyhoo, if only Lohan could care enough about her career to go get help, I think someone decent would hire her. She'd better hurry, too, before her looks are gone.
Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 9:38am.
what patty cake said.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Start picking out a nice refrigerator box and spot on the sidewalk for you to live, you dumb, orange-skinned idiot!
Wake up, MK! Please give us something new to look at - I'm sick of seeing this scag's face!
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She's ruined and she doesnt have anyone to engineer a comeback for her.. no dad like Jessica, no Clive Davis like Whitney Houston... she has isolated away from any real career help..she never had the hits or foundation / body of work to support such a slide down.. what? her best work was Parent Trap.. and she was a child. Her family ruined her and now she has taken over from there. She has crossed the invisible line and now only long term sobriety would get her back to a level chemistry and able to think clearly enough to figure out how fucked up she is. The five years it will take to do that will leave her completely out of the running for any kind of career..she'll be old for Hollywood then and it'll be over. There is no comeback in her...she is done. At this rate she will go insane and the brain damage will be irreversible from all the drug abuse...never say never...but full on sobriety is her only hope
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I remember when she announced during a radio interview she was going to be in "Mission Impossible 3". Fucking hilarious! Even Tom didn't want to touch her.
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I don't know why but I really can't stand this ho and/or her antics and honestly I rarely ever feel this way!!
Submitted by NativeNYker on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 8:20am.
You have a way with words... cuz ur correlation between the warrant and the job situation is wicked funny. But I ain't feeling sorry for her ass. I luv her but not start a save LiLo fund much. That bitch has more $ than I do rite now!
especially since I paid to see Julia Roberts' new flick!
was it any good???it looks ok by the shorts?
I for one don't feel sorry for her. She had a good start, could have done something with herself, but wanted to party instead. She could have learned something from all those child stars before her, but she didn't. Judging by the DM's article she's fine with being nothing but a "tabloid obsession" (her words). Sure whatever, I'm sure the 10,000 or so people that buy tabloids aren't clamoring to read about you.
Rogen won't return you're calls because I'm sure Franco told him what kind of a crazy stalker you are (remember when she became obsessed with him?). If he's smart he'll stay far far away. As for Penn, you're just his next Petra Němcová. At least Petra had a brain and a career. Penn must be scrapping the bottom of the barrell to be messing with LezLo (wasn't he making fun of Madonna for dating a 22 year old?). Oh well maybe he just needed a snorting buddy.
You have a way with words... cuz ur correlation between the warrant and the job situation is wicked funny. But I ain't feeling sorry for her ass. I luv her but not start a save LiLo fund much. That bitch has more $ than I do rite now!
especially since I paid to see Julia Roberts' new flick!
xo
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I think she'll have a short lived comeback in about 10 years or so.
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Ooh I can't wait to see that movie when it finally comes out. Thanks for the heads up!
I'd like to see Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Quentin.
BLOWhan can't get work? Color me shocked.
There _is_ supposed to be a Dark Shadows movie with Johnny Depp as Barnabas. I can see SamRo as Willy Loomis. And I agree, Mel, Lohan could be Carolyn. Even how she is now, she could play Carolyn under Barnabas's spell, all zombie-like and glassy-eyed. Poor self-destructive wanker.
Is there really going to be a Dark Shadows movie?
I loved that TV show as a child.
Maybe Hohan should have considered her future career (or the lack thereof) before she got to be hooked on drugs and turned into a skinny skank with a bad tan.
She needs to get a sugardaddy and stop worrying...she is still pretty enough to get one.Working sucks and so does Capri Sun!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Samro would be perfect as Barnabas just to keep the theme going.
Although maybe Dark Shadows is a little too highfalutin for that crowd; perhaps they should start with videotaping a remake of Strange Paradise. I think the 2 of them are perfect for the parts of Raxl and Quito. And most of the action in that series took place at night so they wouldn't have to change their lifestyle.
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Oh if she was sober, I can see her playing Carolyn Collins in the Dark Shadows film.
They need Hugh Laurie as Roger Collins though.
Right now, she's more suited for Dark Shadows than Alice in Wonderland.
If she would dump that emotional leech SamRo for good, then enter rehab, there might be a chance for her.
Night, NoAnjil, you gotta hurry back too!
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Night night guys - have a great weekend! :)
awwww, night, Sweetas. Hurry back, we's love to have you around at night, them day peoples are spoiled.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:52am.
I don't think there'd be a big market for fudge flavoured condoms. hah.
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Let's ask MK!
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MWUAH! I'll get away from the bosses Monday I promise...ALL Y'ALL!!!
DLISTERS ♥♥♥♥♥
night BIFF, love you too, will do - sent you some e today...not THAT kind silly ;) xoxoxo
TV, lol, I was waiting for that LOL
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:48am.
@ TITS,
I have some flavoured condoms and home made fudge!
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Howza 'bout some fudge flavored condoms and homemade ice peen?
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I don't think there'd be a big market for fudge flavoured condoms. hah.
There could be a market for dildo warmers though.
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TV, I like sloppy, don't worry about it ;)
Me neither! Dammit gotta go, I LOVE U NOANJL and DLISTERS!!! All yall. Gonna get in b4 last call... XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXO and some more Xos
Anjl, e me...love u so!!! ♥♥♥♥
Submitted by NoAnjl on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:50am.
Man, who cares if hub is sleepin, this is better than sex...LOL
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UR DOIN IT WRONG!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
**passing TV my last bottle of ArmorAll**it helps keep down the wrinklies, don't judge**
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:48am.
@ TITS,
I have some flavoured condoms and home made fudge!
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I read that as "ho made fudge" and I laughed with a mouth full of water and almost drowned myself.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:48am.
TV - ROFLMAO, you sluts are too funny!
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Was it the thought that I COULD clean up, or that I might?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Man, who cares if hub is sleepin, this is better than sex...LOL
TV - ROFLMAO, you sluts are too funny!
@ TITS,
I have some flavoured condoms and home made fudge!
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Howza 'bout some fudge flavored condoms and homemade ice peen?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:46am.
ROFLMAO! *mwuah*