Saturday, March 21st 2009

M.I.A. Has An Ikhyd, Not An Ickitt!

When the rumor went around that M.I.A. named her little bundle of hipsterness Ickitt, she immediately pounced on her MySpace to shoot that shit down. TMZ says that according to his birth certificate, M.I.A.'s baby isn't an Ickitt, he's an Ikhyd. If we have to get detailed, his full name is Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. So, I'm guessing his name is pronounced Ick-heed? Totally different than Ick-ittt (as my eyes go 'round).

The bitch who originally leaked the name, probably has an extra perky tongue, so they gave us its instead of eeds. Bitch who originally leaked it, call me. That tongue sounds like the business.

And even though the name Ickhyd is dangerously close to sounding like a name dumb whores regularly call me in hate e-mails, I like it better than Ickitt. We can still call him Icky, but the itt part has gone far away.

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starsign's picture

I feel so sorry for this baby. His mother seems to be as rough as guts. A real mouthy, aggressive, nasty, bitch. She screams bad mother. Why do scumbags like this have kids!

yucko's picture

BronFman? Seriously? Was that some kind of past records fuck-up?

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Viviane23's picture

:S

shit, when she posted that furious stuf about how dare they making up shit like that, I thought she was going to name her Augustine or Josephine lol

what a dumb bitch lol

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Submitted by chefcammi on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 9:02pm.
i see it pronounced as "I-Kid"

Like I-pod nano. Great Ynot?

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Suki's picture

i dunno shit about this person but i have two things to say:

1. that pic is fuckin nasty
2. the name she chose for her baby is rawkin' luv it =D

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Kp's picture

M.I.A IS badass. She grew up in Sri Lanka and went through a whole fucking lot in her life, probably a lot more than most rappers and musicians in the states could ever dream. Ive loved her music for years and have major respect for her trying to educate her fans about what's going on in different parts of the world not reported!

Also the name probably means something in Sri Lankan so stop bitching about how stupid it sounds. I'm sure in some languages your name probably sounds stupid to them too.

z-listed's picture

Hey, stop ragging on the name!! i've read it's an african name. I don't know why people would expect her to give her child a Christian or caucasian name. And she wasn't lying, she didn't name him ickitt, that's not even a name!

sorry but me and my sibling all have arabic names, and goddammit I like them!

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So is M.I.A. and arabic or african name?

Rosemary's picture

I don't even know who this is, well I heard her name like a month ago and I said "uh, it's pronounced MYA" and then I felt dumb when I saw online there is a M I A

chefcammi's picture

i see it pronounced as "I-Kid"
like I kid you not...LOL

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Funeral Guy's picture

OMG...this woman is heinous. It's hard to believe somebody banged her enough to knock her up.

Clio's picture

Up until a few months ago I had only heard the name MIA once and thought it was a guy. I miss those days....

And does she really think pulling that face makes her look bad-ass?

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I really don't know who she is or why she's worthy of print, but I can see that she's butt-fuck ugly, so I guess the name for the kid makes sense.

The first time I ever saw her was on TV at the Grammy's where she was dressed as a polka-dotted egg. She looks Middle Eastern so perhaps the baby's name is a common Arabic name?? When I head it, I thought it was pronounced ick-id which explains why someone leaked the name as ick-it. Anway, who cares??

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

I would have thought they'd name the baby something cool yet dignified such as Foreskin Q. Paradise or Cat Throw P. Whooptrick. That baby could rock those names.

They must have been doing shots of Seagrams when they came up with that name.

haha that is the worst celebrity baby name ever! Even Bronx is better than Ikhyd.

Candy's picture

I guess Ben Bronfman III was out of the question for the baby's name. At least he won't have to worry about filling out resumes


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Damn, according to wikipedia this guy comes from Seagrams money.
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Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Thanks for that, very inneresting...I didn't know that.

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to Joe Schmoe . . . Mr. Bronfman was married for many years to a Black woman. They have four children together. He divorced her and is now married to a blond bimbo. Thus, the beautiful, dark skinned man in the photo with M.I.A. (who I know zero about).

As for the baby's name . . . I really wish people would stop ragging on names given to the children of celebs. What do you all expect? This child will be very rich and nobody makes fun of a rich kid's name, especially if the surname is Bronfman!!!

Candy's picture

Excuse me for being daft but I've been seeing things written about this crazy for months and I don't know wtf she is. I don't think I want to know either. I just had to get that off my chest.
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girl_cheese's picture

God, that dress is hideous. I could've used this pic back in the day when I was bulimic. The whole outfit ... and her ... makes me ... wait, I'll be back ...

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Miss Thang's picture

WTF? Do yall expect her to name her kid John or Brandon or something? I'm sure the name is in line with her ethnic background and some nosy xenophobe mispronounced it and leaked it to the world. This is a non story.

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Penny_Dreadful's picture

Hey, that dress looks really familiar.

/me squints and looks more closely

Oh, yeah, I recognise it now. It was a set of drapes and matching slipcover my mum bought sometime back in the mid-'70s. They had the ugliest shit around back then. Makes me all kinds of glad I didn't come along until Dayglo had taken over — at least we had taste, and knew what was what.

And am I mistaken, or did she have the same English teacher as Kanye? (See Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:29am.)

Edit: Oh, yeah. And I'm relieved to find out that I'm not the only one who doesn't have a clue who this ho is.

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Someone should teach this MIA nobody some class! She should also consult a quality baby name pamphlet.

1Bloke's picture

Birthing out a heir to the Brofman Billions! Nice one M.I.A. Now granted she has made millions on her own!....Cant compete with Billions now. Very very nice :)

Sexecution's picture

I think it's pronounced like "I kid, I kid" you are the worst parents in the world for doing this to your child.

What a dolt, who's the man with no balls who allowed this shit to be done to I Kid anyway? Terrible to do this, just start beating him down so he prepared when he gets to school.

DR.FUNK's picture

"ARULAR"..as in : A RULER?

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DR.FUNK's picture

The name is still fucked.She got knocked up by a BRONFMAN!?! Excellent.If this rap thing does'nt pan out-the kid still wind BIG.Can't argue with her career moves.

Bitch, please. You saw how everyone reacted to the name, and yet you kept the very similar one. You deserve all the shit you get over it.

This ho irritates me to no end, she has a face that begs for a swift kick to the face.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 03/21/2009 -

Who is this bitch and why is she wearing a fucking bedskirt?
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I thinks she's a notorious carjacker who preys on cloggers and steals their square dance costumes.

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Submitted by thecommonwealth on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:25pm.

Ik.E.A. Bronfman. And we have our first corporately-sponsored celebribaby.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

The name is still stup-eed.

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daft_cow's picture

I believe the baby's name must be pronounced like "ee-heed"
kh in some languages are pronounced like an H so...maybe that's the case....

damn..she suffers a severe wardrobe malfunction syndrome....
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It might sound odd but it might be something that is common wherever they are from? I dunno.

I can't believe people really send u hate mail MK??!

Why can't they just say what they feel on here.

Mopa's picture

I have a soft spot for the name Edgar. It was my father's and grandfather's name. I would never name my child Edgar, but best wishes to M.I.A. and Icky.

thecommonwealth's picture

Ik.E.A. Bronfman. And we have our first corporately-sponsored celebribaby.

Noelegy's picture

Reminds me of the old urban legend about the baby named "Shithead" but it's pronounced "Shi-thayd."

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A cynical, grumpy comment: humans have been making babies since the beginning. It's an amazing event but still very ordinary in the greater scheme. The fact that it's special to you as a parent, or that you're a celeb, doesn't mean it's special to the rest of the world. MIA is clearly over the moon.

joe shmoe's picture

That guy in the pic is a Bronfman? Wow, he looks nothing like the other Bronfmans

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carefreea's picture

Awful name but 2 yrs out on her age isn't as cheeky as some have been doing and still do.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Who is this bitch and why is she wearing a fucking bedskirt?

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Cara's picture

Hah! Great link, Mrs. Kravitz. Nothing says sticking it to The Man like marrying into a family of billionaires.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

She's married to a Bronfman?? Nice work if you can get it....

fuzzyslippers's picture

I really don't know who this bitch is.

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Isn't Ikhyd a Swedish furniture store (Ikyd!)

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