Kim Zolciak Shits On Her Own Charity
The wig tomb known as Kim Zolciak co-founded her own charity, Shoes for Shattered Hearts, which sells used shoes to help battered women. The charity's first event is taking place tonight at Monkee's of Sugarloaf and Kim was supposed to make a special appearance since she's such a fucking star and all. However, Kim has backed out of the event because she needs to devote time to her favorite charity of all: her stupid fucking whore self!
AJC.com says Kim went off to the Bahamas and her friend added, "Kim has gone out of town for some mental R&R ." Riddle me this: Kim needs rest from what exactly? Is the biggest wig rehabilitation center in the Bahamas or something? Somebody please cut down a tightrope and whip this trick with it.
The event's organizer doesn't think this is cute, she said, "It’s a sucker punch to the stomach. But my goal is to get shoes to these women. I hope we get more boxes of shoes than we know what to do with.”
You know, they shouldn't even have announced Kim wasn't going to be there. I mean, all they have to do is scrounge the nearest back alley for a mangy mutt. Give him a juicy bone and while he's eating it, brush him a few times. Then take the raggedy, flea-infested hair from the brush, compile it into a little ball and set it on top of a chair at the event! Nobody would be the wiser. Fake Kim would even be more interesting to talk to than real Kim.
And for a special treat, they can get "Kim" to sing for her guests! Just plop a microphone up to the hairball and play this over the loudspeakers. Crisis averted!
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Shattered Hearts, huh? Didn't Nene start a charity for battered women called Twisted Hearts? Oooo! it's gon' be fighting...
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here is the link
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=2180
Nene and Kim got into a fight during filming here is the link
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=2187
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I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
Her plastic wig has suffocated the one brain cell she had left.
I see Kim doing sleazy 4 a.m. cable infomercials in the not-too-distant future.
How wretched.
I work for a non-profit, and every one of the people on our staff, and all our dear volunteers, work their asses off for the cause. And these are people who AREN'T rich, and who have families to care for besides all the communities they serve on the job. Some of our dedicated staff come in and work on Saturdays and Sundays even.
This woman obviously doesn't give a shit and that's maddening.
I say CHEERS to all the real heroes out there who are making a difference but who don't have even D-List celebrity status to spotlight their efforts. Cheers and cheers and cheers.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by One-trick Pony:
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I was just about to write the same thing! What would make a person think "battered women?..well, I'm sure they need some shoes! Those dirty L.A. Gears are not enough!"
Secondly, not all battered women are from poor homes or have no designer shoes! I know women who are from abusive relationships and every time they get knocked around they get some fabulous gift actually.
Submitted by One-trick Pony: "Side note: Why do battered women need nice shoes? They probably have a few other, higher-priority needs, no? At first I thought the point was to sell designer shoes to other women, and then the money would go to battered-women causes. But apparently, they just give designer shoes to them?"
I was wondering about all those things, too. No offense, but it sounds like a bullshit charity anyway. She's probably funneling money out of it like crazy and not paying taxes because it has non-profit exempt status or some shit.
Every one of these stupid housewives/trophy wives has a "foundation" or "charity". You can't tell me they're all selfless saints. There's more to it.
"Crocs for Crusty Cunts" would be a better name for a shoe charity I reckon.
"Kim has backed out of the event because she needs to devote time to her favorite charity of all: her stupid fucking whore self!"
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The event's organizer doesn't think this is cute, she said, "It’s a sucker punch to the stomach...
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Does anybody think anything is cute about KZ?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:47pm.
what a fucking asshole.
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That about sums it up!
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What a bitch. Hey, honestly though, I lie on myspace about where i live, because I hate where i live . I live 40 miles from atlanta and i put atlanta. But, I know people would make fun of me, and my explanation is I will live there soon. I just hate my town so much that I decided I won't even put it down on myspace. But, a lot of people in GA do consider the places around atlanta to be still atlanta (not where i live). Especially if they live where I live. Down here we do say atlanta when we might be going to marietta or something. we know where we are going but we just say atlanta just to make it easier or something i guess lol
The jilted event organizer should have said that "it's about moral character"...
The jilted event organizer should have said that "it's about moral character"...
"Shoes for Shattered Hearts"??
Oh brother.
Her garbage-y show started filming season 2 recently. By doing this she gets her name in the news again, early, and insures lots of airtime for herself when she returns to the ATL (or in her case, Duluth).
She's a loser.
Ugh she annoys me.
"It's the Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless"
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Sorry, y'all and I promise this is it for today -
SHE HAS A NEW F'n website that she is bloggin on and sent a f'n picture of the beach - go to
http://www.kimzolciak.com/ - I am sorry but shite like that is just unacceptable! MK - blow this byatch a new bung hole because this is just awful that this crack 'ho byatch leaves a charity (whatever the cause) hanging and then sends pictures from the beach. I am embarrassed that she lives in my GRAND state of Georgia. I may have to load up the puppies and drive the Z4 out to (horror) "Duluth" and smack the wig (if it came back) off a girl. DIS-GUST-ING! Lord, I need a (long island) Iced Tea and a fan as I may begin to glisten from my outrage. Yes, babies, Southern ladies glisten, we do not sweat or perspire - broke ass wigs do, tho'
Love YOU MK! Love all y'all! Mean it
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KZ probably stole the idea from NeNe! Twisted Hearts was NeNes.
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girl_samich - I adore you baby-girl! I think she and the wig were in front of the tv, with some bon-bons and the Miss KZ (digusting bitch) got uppity with the mangy beast and it just up and slammed the forclosed townhouse door behind it. Of course, Miss KZ (charity starts at home) cried into her full ashtray and started singing that horrible song - then truly all the "lights went out in Georgia" (mine flickered) and her poor children ran to the neighbors in terror of the sounds coming out of that thing she calls a mouth.
Love y'all, mean it!
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Michael K says:
"I mean, all they have to do is scrounge the nearest back alley for a mangy mutt. Give him a juicy bone and while he's eating it, brush him a few times. Then take the raggedy, flea-infested hair from the brush, compile it into a little ball and set it on top of a chair at the event!"
Too funny!!! I can't stop laughing. I love you Michael K!
"Did her wig leave her during an intimate moment" -- dammit, Cruella, you nailed that one ... on the head. I just wish we had YouTube evidence.
And this isn't the first time you made me LOL unexpectedly - you know what's goin on!
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hello babies -
as a true housewife of Atlanta (lives intown) I can tell you this by-atch is toast in the ATL - one does NOT do this kind of crap here and survive - she just created the drama for the Brokeass Outside the Perimeter Ho's of Georgia. Mental R & R? Did her f'n wig leave her during an intimate moment or some shite?
Michael - you have replaced my personal jesus with your repartee' and all y'all (i'm southern babies, I know it ain't what y'all are used to) are hi-larious! Y'all make me guffaw often during my campaign to provide broke-ass OTP ho's with decent wigs.
love you - mean it - b'bye
~ evil is just my middle name
@Socky.
Methinks those are rolls of pennies coming from the crusty end of KZ...well, the color is right!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 2:42pm.
Question: When Kim shits on her own charity (say that 3 times real fast), does she shit quarters or dollar bills?
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Canadian quarters.
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OK, I had a GREAT laugh at this story. And I'm with One-Trick Pony; my first thought was WHY do battered women need nice (albeit *used*) shoes????? Is it to smack their husbands in self defense? Maybe her wig gave her that idea........
Who the fuck is this bitch & why am supposed to care? Help a brother out, dammit. I'm reeling from having paid to see Duplicity!
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ummm this bitch is so lame and is trying to get on Nenes nerves... Her charity is called TWISTED HEARTS (the one she introduced first season of housewives of atl) uggghh can she get an original thought?! yuck!
Question: When Kim shits on her own charity (say that 3 times real fast), does she shit quarters or dollar bills?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
One word: TRASH.
I hope the three hairs she's got growing under her wig greenhouse will fall out. That skank needs a reality check.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 1:50pm.
Cholly, you always talk about vodka. Do you like any other drinks? You need to expand your horizons! XD
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YA I NEED REST ALSO. I NEED SOME REST FROM THESE MOTHEFUCKERS WHO WANT TO CONTINUOUSLY DEGRADE ME. IVE GOT 1.75 LITERS OF FUCKING VODKA AND A DOUBLE CHEESEBURER AND LARGE ORDER OF FRIES FOR ANY MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS DARING ENOUGH TO TAKE A GRAB. THE ONES I HATE MOST OF ALL ARE THOSE FUCKERS WHO TAKE SWIPES AT THE LOWLY.
Kim probably came down with a bad case of snatchilitis.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 1:02pm.
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I'm there!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Trophy wifes are the 2nd most useless beings on the planet. The First being rich kids.
To need mental R & R, something needs to be going on or have gone on in the mental area. Excuse = fail.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Doesn't NeNe have a charity named Shattered Hearts or something, for battered women? This wig isn't even original.
And you KNOW she feels all inflated over the fact that she's a (self-appointed) philanthropist. What a turd.
Side note: Why do battered women need nice shoes? They probably have a few other, higher-priority needs, no? At first I thought the point was to sell designer shoes to other women, and then the money would go to battered-women causes. But apparently, they just give designer shoes to them?
How are you going to "found" a charity and then miss its event?? Loser.
She totally copied NeNe's charity name. I don't remember what it was called but it was something very similar.
Submitted by NaNoop
ANYone can be famous, apparently.
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Hey Noop!
We're famous! We're featured almost daily on a widely read blog spot.
Let's create our own charity--Ho's on the DownLow--and then jet off to the Bahamas to vacation.
It's so exhausting to post comments. We deserve a break.
Anyone else want to share a chartered jet?
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Michael K has a lot of class, I'm thinking, after just trolling my other sites.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
She is a talentless, narcissistic skank ho. Believe me I worked with one in Boston and they fabricate and fabricate. Kim makes the octo mom look good.
I hope they get shoes that battered women can really use: golf spikes, steel-toed combat boots, and Louboutins (well, they might want to go out later).
These reality show jack offs are even WORSE than the usual suspects we all know and hate. With their "I'm a STAR" mentality. FFS, ANYone can be famous, apparently.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
What a worhtless sack of crap. She's a "star" so now she's too important for the little people.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
what a fucking asshole.
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