Saturday, March 21st 2009
Thankfully, Brit Brit Is Wearing Leggings
Or else her pussy would be hanging out. It's on the brink. I'm sorry. It has to be said every single time until she says something else worthy enough to replace it like, "Mah nipples is a chaffin'!" Or something.
Daddy Spears allowed his little Cheetoling to take pictures at the after-party for her "I Ain't Crazy But My Pussay Is" tour at Tribe in Montreal last night. I'm getting small flavors of Vadge in these pictures. Well, Vadge without the He-Man action figure body.
And if Brit isn't on the bad shit anymore (only on the med shit), what does she need a coke pinky nail for? Oh, bitch probably uses it to scrape the Cheetodoo off her teefs.
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Ugh... she's missing some of her plastic fingernails. That to me says, Trashy, Not Flashy!
I think its so funny when the class-less & less fashionable try to be all classy & shit, it just doesnt work. Details like jacked up fingernails, trashy shoes, icky makeup or a bad fake tan, cheap looking extensions & little stuff like that will always give them away....it's the same with Lohan.
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ___http://www.seekrich.com/___ I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a rich man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
And she has Jessica Simpson hair.
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Meh. Every thing she does just seems to make her less interesting these days.
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Submitted by lmarie373 on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 5:14pm. -- off topic--
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*rolls eyes* I'm so sick of the fear-mongering and shit-slinging about 'socialism.' jezuz, a Socialist State takes control, by force, of all capital, and we know that doesn't work, ala Soviet Union. la dee fuckin' DUH!
today's big-business SOBs are running to the goverment (starting with bush) and THEY are BEGGING for bailout money. those assholes are virtually holding us hostage and threatening us that if we DON't give them money, we will all be fucked.
it's the out-of-control, greedy fucking captialist who are dragging us down this toilet. not one person i know likes it OR wants it.
rant over, arg
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God, can't her career just die already.
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:16am.
She lost all the weight and still has a double chin? I don't get it?!
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Like a hamster does, Brit Brit hides her vittles in her other chin.
She lost all the weight and still has a double chin? I don't get it?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Brit does look very Vadgy in these pics except she actually smiles in pictures.
Madonna just smirks and queefs a smug comment.
Also Brits face still moves when she speaks.
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those meds sure are doing their job because her face looks like she's taking tons of them
why doesn't she retire already?
i think she looks nice in these pics!
i had a dream last night...well, hmm...should say nightmare. i "dreamt" that k-fat and whitney houston had a child together. my god!!! my brain is all sort of crazy!
She looks like she is bringig back the crazy in these pics.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
gucci, I agree, I like that Britney will tell you "I'm country, yall!" and not give a fuck how you take it. I like country folks. Beyonce is a country bumkin too yet she always says shit like "I grew up in a high class neighborhood" or "I had a Jaguar when I was 16," like hellloooo that doesn't change the fact that you're ghetto country and can't even speak proper English.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
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finally someone gets it! money jaguars and private schools don't equal class. Kim K paris hilton and dorian lord anyone?
and with that said, the knowles are trash. period.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
brit is doing the right thing. as long as her children are safe and happy, then it's nobody's concern.
Breetney...Breetney I lob you!
Of course she looks cleaned up what else does she have to do?
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Everytime I see a picture of Britney...she has her mouth so wide open I can see her back teefs and her chewable antipsychotics!!
Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 9:41pm.
I'm in the minority but I like her. She has a mental illness and to judge her past actions without taking that into account is wrong. . . and kinda pathetic. I wish her the best.
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she has a mental illness? which one(s)? and most importantly - says who?
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is there anyway i can block dopey stories?!?!? and yes her mk is right the leggings save us all from the horror of her stumpy legs if only they went up a few more inches and covered her stupid face!
I'm in the minority but I like her. She has a mental illness and to judge her past actions without taking that into account is wrong. . . and kinda pathetic. I wish her the best.
fuck i hate her dopey face and the dopey grin!!!!!!!!! yep dopey from the seven dwarfs just about says it all about this broad!
I wonder if they let her eat poutine when she was in montreal. That's her kind of food.
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Look out Fornarina, introducing Britney for Walmart! Sweatshop-made clothes for the heavily medicated child-woman on the go.
She looks like she's on a wheelbarrow-full of medications, which, frankly, is exactly what's going on. Her whacky behavior and crazy ways, which we all love so much, are being controlled by a "pharmaceutical straight-jacket," created by pills, pills, and more pills (oh, and a few injections, too). She has a team of psychiatrists accompanying her everywhere. Don't lose track of the fact that....this bitch is seriously crazy. Let's hope she somehow escapes for a few days and goes without her meds. Cuz I wanna see some head-shavin' and umbrella-bangin' and gas station-cruzin' and paparazzi-fuckin' and expensive car-crashin'. Don't worry: we can still derive a lot of laughs from the fact that she still is, and always be, a stupid, uneducated, illiterate, ignorant, clueless, pea-brained, idiotic, redneck dimwit of a dunce of a dumbass. Imbeciles are always good for a laugh, let's face it....
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 8:17pm.
I've loved most of Beyonce's music ever since the beginning of her Destiny Child days with "No, no, no." I simply cannot stand watching her in interviews. She is an idiot and she cannot speak proper English. This is a fact. I'm sorry that offends you. Maybe you should take that up with her father who didn't give a damn whether or not his child graduated from high school, as long as she continued shaking that ass and the checks kept rolling in, right? And I guess marrying an ex drug dealer is "elite" too?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
She has a coke nail.
why why why why why why does she have so much money and only half a hand of finger nails?!?!? at least when i'm missing a nail i do the perfected hide your finger routine.....or put on gloves and call it a trend since you already have your eyes in sunglasses like a jackass at night....we all know she's crazies anyways and wouldn't make much of it
America is already a socialized country, you idiot. And there is nothing wrong with, Socialism.
""The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of liberalism, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."
- Norman Thomas,"
Britney is a country retard, who is a child abuser, and pathetic lowlife who can't even take care of herself at 30-years-old.
Beyonce grew up in Texas, in an elite Suburb. She's not "country"! She's not a hillbilly either, unlike Miss White Trash Triple-Chinned Spears.
Typical Britney fan, trying to edgeumicate us simple folk.
"Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
gucci, I agree, I like that Britney will tell you "I'm country, yall!" and not give a fuck how you take it. I like country folks. Beyonce is a country bumkin too yet she always says shit like "I grew up in a high class neighborhood" or "I had a Jaguar when I was 16," like hellloooo that doesn't change the fact that you're ghetto country and can't even speak proper English."
Shitters always has her mouf wide open. It's a muppet flycatcher!! Useless tard.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:08pm.
Bun seuar, y'all!
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AHAHAHAHHAAA!!! Thanks Sheepy, I needed that!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
She's back on top of the world-in her own mind- because people are gawking at her on a stage again. Must be nice when all you need to thrive is attention. People like her are swimming in dough while the regular joes are bustin ass just to make it day-to-day. Fuck Shitney. Fuck Whoreywood in general. Fuck it right up the glitter hole.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:51pm.
For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
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Aaaand there go my pie goods! Thanks, fuzzy! That was hot!
gucci, I agree, I like that Britney will tell you "I'm country, yall!" and not give a fuck how you take it. I like country folks. Beyonce is a country bumkin too yet she always says shit like "I grew up in a high class neighborhood" or "I had a Jaguar when I was 16," like hellloooo that doesn't change the fact that you're ghetto country and can't even speak proper English.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
"Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 5:32pm.
They can market and spin all the positive stories they want. People still see her as the unstable clueless idiot she really is."
Exactly. The fresh coat of paint on the outside doesn't change the fact that she's still "Huh? Yer lyyyin'!" Britney on the inside.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:17pm.
That is a face that just needs a long piece of hay hanging out of the mouth and a sidekick named Cletus.
LOL!
not a huge fan of britney but what i've always liked about her is that she's not fake or pretencious like a many entertainers (*cough beyonce*)
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:08pm.
Bun seuar, y'all!
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Hahahahaha!
This reminds me. What ever happened to Britneyscheap? Haven't seen her around in forever.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:08pm.
Bun seuar, y'all!
LOL!
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Ok, considering how she usually looks, I think she actually looks ok in these photos.
*ducks Crocs being thrown*
God, she is trying so hard to be Madonna. She needs to give it up; I'm no Madge fan, but there's no doubt she is a true icon. Brit's just a no-talent hillbilly. Those dark glasses can't completely hide that "Durrrrrrrr" face.
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Submitted by kbcan on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 5:23pm.
She looks forced and unnatural. That smile of hers looks so practiced and plastic
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Seriously. There's more to smiling than just opening wide and flashing the pearlies. Her smile-style reminds me of some low-rent Vegas emcee, or a used car salesman.
Also, seeing as how she's supposed to be a "dancer" (har har), she has no grace at all - look at how's she's standing. And I don't believe it has anything to do with a possible lack of confidence resulting from her troubles - she's always been that way, awkward. I've never once seen her strike a graceful pose.
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They can market and spin all the positive stories they want. People still see her as the unstable clueless idiot she really is.
She looks forced and unnatural. That smile of hers looks so practiced and plastic that her handlers might as well just put out a wax figure and it would look as good (and probably be smarter than Britney as well).
She also has really cheap style and I'm entirely amazed that with her money and all the people looking after her that she still can't look better than this fashion-wise.
Actually, the long pinky nail means she's a Satanist :)
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 4:44pm.
Baby steps, I guess.
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LMAO...good point!
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hugs y'all.
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
She always makes those doofy, double-chin faces.
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LOL, I was about to type just the same thing. You can dress her up whichever way, but she just always looks like a spastic redneck retard to me.
And I get sick of her flashing those big ol teefs all the damn time - I sense she feels like much of her beauty (?) rests on her big Barbie teeth. That's my theory as to why she's always got her gaping maw hanging open. "Look at mah purty teef y'all! Look at mah happee smile! Ahm happeeeeee!"
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
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So she shops at Kim Z.'s wig shop....aha.