Raise Your Mug Of Sanka To Emma Heming!
The newest member of the Gold Diggers Club is 32-year-old model Emma Heming who married 54-year-old Bruce Willis last night on the island of Turks and Caicos in the Caribbean. Look at Emma! She's so fucking excited about all the cash she's going to roll around in that she can barely open her damn eyes! Bitch is getting shit done. She might look like she's an overgrown fetus, but she knows how to do business. And now the old billy goat has a shiny toy to show around!
This is Bruce's second marriage and you better believe it won't be his last. Trust this.
UsWeekly says guests included Bruce's ex-wife Demi Moore, her child Ashton Kutcher, Tater Head and the other Willis fuglets.
I'm sure Ashton is creaming douche jelly over this, because he finally has some company at the children's table at Thanksgiving dinner!
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Bruce seems cool & younger than his age, but he is still 54 & old enough to be her daddy, but its no big deal. She kind of reminds me of Billy Joels digger a little...They both have that I am too mature for my age look.
What is creepy is how much she looks like Demi in some pics. It would be kind of funny if her & Ashton hooked up & started a huge scandal.
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........Meetwealthy . com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
Is this the Demi reboot?!
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Beard.
He is not over Demi and this chick looks enough like her to get the job done.
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Awww how romantic! Can't wait til they have their first chin... I mean baby together.
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Well, at least she's over 30 - older than his kids. But word to whoever said she'll be knocked up before the year is out - I know Bruce is spoiling for a boy after all the little fuglets with Demi. This girl doesn't look like an idiot, and yes, support checks are always the way around the prenup.
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Let the baby watch begin! I say she's pregnant by summer, if she's not knocked up already. After all, it's those child support checks that have the real staying power.
roxie, Paris says she is going to marry every guy she dates. No one wants to marry her- she's gross.
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It looks like the next wedding will be Doug Reinhardt and Paris.
Calling her an gold-digger is unfair! She probably just wants a tater-headed, chinny,chin, chin, baby of her own and Jay Leno is taken.
she's gorgeous.
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I'd love to read a transcript of one of their inane dinner table conversations.
meanwhile, demi and ashton are finding ways to keep their relationship fresh:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/just-a---8216-normal--8217--mo...
Well at least when they have sex she doesn't
have to wear a Demi Moore mask.
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- Orleans (yes, another cheesy song that I adore)
He definitely has a 'type'. I can't imagine they have much in common. Oh well, she's this year model.
At least the gold-digger got married and hoepfully got a good prenup
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 4:57pm.
yes, but she is what a lingerie model looks like. Not that busted face chick Jesus was with. (not that I think Jesus is hot either)
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That's not a very nice thing to say about Mary Magdalene, PSL.
Oh wait! Wrong Jesus! Sorry....
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I didn't even know he was dating anyone. He has a young hot chick and Ashton has an old fudy dudy.
yes, but she is what a lingerie model looks like. Not that busted face chick Jesus was with. (not that I think Jesus is hot either)
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She's a lingerie model, but of course she is an aspiring actress also.
She looks too much like Demi to be coincidental.
she looks like she should be brucie's daughter, except she's pretty....which is more than i can say for his biological daughters...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 4:16pm.
I have a friend who has never, and I mean never, dated anything other than a very petite blonde with very long hair....
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How come people made a stink about Demi/Ashton's age difference (15 years I believe), but it's okay for Bruce to marry a woman 22 years younger? Men get off so easy!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 4:05pm.
He certainly runs to type" A brunnette with a skinny bod and a nice rack.
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I always find it refreshing when my ex dates a girl that looks just like me...it's like: Aha! Well, at least now I'm sure you thought I was hot;p
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He certainly runs to type" A brunnette with a skinny bod and a nice rack.
that other chick he dated for awhile looked just the same. can't recall her name.
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I wonder if Bruce and Demi are worried their significant others might fuck around with each other behind their collective backs.
She is my age and he is my dad's age. Creepy.
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He looks like he's me-e-e-e-e-elting.
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CRAP!!!!!!! i wanted to marry him! now i have to wait for leonardo to grow out of his supermodelizer phase....this is a sad day
What fresh hell is this?
At least she's not 22 (though I shouldn't talk). He's still looking good too at his age, so at least she gets to enjoy not only his money, but his body. In my opinion a smart move on her part.
Say "Emma Hemming" three times fast! I hope they don't create any more fuglets. Willis has contributed to the fugly gene pool enough. She doesn't look like she'd contribute anything either, and plus they'd probably be lacking brain cells to boot.
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Submitted by roxie on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:49pm.
Emma is actually 30.
You're right. OK, that makes it sick. *crying jellishly*
This chic wwaayyy prettier that Demi Moore. Way to go, Brucie! I bet Ashton feels like crap now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:37pm.
Hell, he married her to make those family holiday gatherings at the dinner table a little easier to withstand. I can only imagine when he glanced around the table and saw all the fugly how he managed to ingest the turkey and sweet potato pie, there is a limit to the fugly that Jose Cuervo can make you forget or overlook.
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Brutal.
True.
Ashton gon' try to punk Brucie & sample some of that thang.
Emmas is actually 30.
Emma looks like Demi...when Demi was young and cute without the botox and boy toy.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:37pm.
there is a limit to the fugly that Jose Cuervo can make you forget or overlook.
I've been testing that theory for years, McSlitty. (Oh, and Happy Sunday!)
22 years younger arm candy, I'm sure that will last
Dude looks like he's gonna fall asleep...
Doesnt look like demi moore, looks like that guys girlfriend on Entourage...dominique chiriqui (sp?)
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She's a damn knockout, but maybe that's just because I don't see the Demi Moore (whom I happen to find very UNattractive) resemblence. :P
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he is an old billy goat but he's doin' bettah than I am...
amazing how much mileage he got out of his
purely rourke derivative dumbed down schtick tho
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Bruce looks like he's drying out shriveling up before our eyes. At least he has money and fame to land hot dumb chicks.
Hell, he married her to make those family holiday gatherings at the dinner table a little easier to withstand. I can only imagine when he glanced around the table and saw all the fugly how he managed to ingest the turkey and sweet potato pie, there is a limit to the fugly that Jose Cuervo can make you forget or overlook.