Harrison Finally Asked
This past Valentine's Day, Harrison Ford got on one knee and asked Calista Flockhart to be his third wifey friend. I'm sure the happy moment was short-lived when Harrison's hip almost went out, he got a charley horse and he farted when he tried to get up. Oldies do that. And then Calista probably fell the fuck over, because the ring was too heavy for her skinny ass to hold up.
Some source told People that after 7 years of dating, 66-year-old Harrison gave 44-year-old Calista a ring while they were on vacation. Their spokeswhores have zipped up their lips and aren't saying shit about this matter.
Harrison is probably over her ass and figures the best way to get her off his old tired back is to marry her, because marriage kills the love! Or maybe he's hoping their wedding reception will be a costume party and that will give him an excuse to wear that amazing shit in the picture above. Oh fuck, I hope he wears that.
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HAHAHA best picture ever. Pepaw in a peapod. Say it 5 times fast.
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Ha ha ha ha ha! That is the absolute best pick for the engagement photo!!!! Every time I catch a glimpse I start cracking up!
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I know for a fact that Harrison has adopted her son a few years ago. His son from Melissa told my friend's son who is an actor in Hollywood. My pal's kid worked on the Jaime Spears tv show. I joked to my pal if it was his son who knocked up Jaime. He would not fess up to me who the real baby daddy was.
For a 66-year-old fart, Harrison has it going on. Calista...not too hot. Not the cutie she used to be.
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Expecting my third in October.
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........Meetwealthy . com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
HIGHlarious that pea-paw is dressed as a vegetable and Calista is dressed as a Vegan.
That's some FishyGOOP shit right there!!
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
She's annoying as fuck, but I can't hate on him. He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Bob Falfa from "American Grafitti"! He played the President. He's still cool.
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Took her long enough to score his money..props for the gold digger!
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Oh Harrison, why do you keep fighting the inevitable? Please start growing old gracefully.
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How disappointing. I heard the Calista Ford does not come with dual airbags.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
7.5 years of dating? How lame. They're not young so financial, career, or location obstacles weren't a problem. Nor are they not comfortable in their own skin, they know themselves by now at age 44 and 66 and should be able to know what works for them and what doesn't. Why the F did it take 7.5 years to get engaged? Give me a break.
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Ok, I can't ever think of him & I doing sexay times again after seeing him dressed as a damn vegetable.
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Dick happens! - MK
Talk about a pea-paw!
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
She's too old for him now, peepaw will be looking for younger stuff the minute they say "I do."
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The war isn't working.
One really lame thing that Harrison does is wear that earring. I think they look kinda lame on most men unless they're in the music or pirate industries, but they look extra-lame over about age 35. I mean, old guys' lobes are droopy enough as it is.
Peas and carrot stick.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
give peas a chance.
I thought they were married already?
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Submitted by Whatever: "That show Ally Mcbeal was AWFUL!"
Oh my God, wasn't it, though?
That shitshow paved the way for Sex and The City.
Desperate whore single women angsting about "relationships" and their "biological clocks". I'm a woman and that shit makes me embarassed to be one.
Pe-paw pee-pod!!!!
What a clever costume he is wearing. That show Ally Mcbeal was AWFUL!
Good for them! Will there be marijuwanee at the reception?
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what did these two have to say to each other for seven years...
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nice ass...when does it open?
The only thing funnier than this picture is all of the comments!
Couldn't keep the other TWO marriages together - caused hearthache and misery to two women - and their kids.
So...what does old man do? Shack up for 7 years with a single mother and her adopted kid - who obviously has MENTAL problems. “Mommy, why do you go to bed at night with some man I don't know?”
Calista, we get it. Stay with Grandpa, get a house, some money, then he'll die. Too bad you had to drag a kid through the utter mess that is YOUR life.
Never liked either of them - NEVER will!
I wish everyone World Peas.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
Well I think you should. Back in the day, we'd sometimes trick or treat in upper-middle-class neighborhoods like Toluca Lake or Studio City. You'd ring the doorbell and, when the door opened, say to yourself, "Oh, that's (B- or C-list actor)." I imagine Bel-Air would be a string of such encounters, except A-list.
*wink* have fun
Toodles Zappy! It won't be as fun now with you leaving us! : (
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:10pm.
They were actually escorting her kid Liam around for Halloween. That makes me like them slightly better. It must be bizarre to trick or treat in Bel-Air or Brentwood. Do the owners have their footstaff offer the kids Three Musketeers on silver trays?
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Ha! Now I wanna go there for Hallowe'en!
Every year we go somewhere different - lately, since her trick or treating days are almost over - we hit the more upscale neighbourhoods. It's worth it - they usually look really good as well as having all the best loot!;p
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LMAO @ devil..sometimes it feels good to watch crap because it makes real life seem more sweet!
Have fun and stuff!
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:04pm.
I can't even tell you how bad it was. I was like in an Excedrine P.M induced semi-comatose state. I could feel the remote by my side, but couldn't grasp it to change channel. I laid there in disbelief at what I was watching.
LOL @ richie
I could never watch that movie for my own personal reasons: Angie's a libidinous whore. Brad is a bastard...blah blah blah and could never get past alot of things about THEMMMMM. I'm sorry, I hold grudges against people I've never met before ...lmao
I turned it off devil. It was on like 9 pm here or something. I had enough Lifetime for one day lmao...
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:58pm.
Peas, don't be mad at me! I sowy!
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:54pm.
@ richie
She seems like a mildmannered sort and down to earth, as does Harri. I like reading nice things about those stars who keep out of the limelight and aren't famewhores like so many others are.
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OMG - Speaking of which (and I'm glad you did becuz it's totally imprinted now) I watched Mr and Mrs Smith for the first time yesterday. It was a good movie, actually. I can see how that whole scenario turned people crazy. I love the themes how it's their work that pits this simple suburban couple against each other and, in the end, they have to kill everyone in Wal-Mart. LOL! And that sense of justification that loons feel all comes from that one scene:
"You know, I was married once before..."
*she jams on the break and slaps at him*
"Hey - what's your problem?"
"You're my problem!"
"What's her name and social security number?"
"O no...you're not gonna kill her..."
But I digress! I just HAD to spit that out today.
ONT: They seem like nice people. And sensible. See that? Wife number three and he didn't marry her after their third date EVEN tho their both older. I'm sure I don't have to cuz they'll get it anyway, but I wish them all the best!
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Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:56pm.
I watched Nothern Lights last night at midnight.
Let me just say EMMY nod for LeAnn Rimes!
Just kidding.
The acting......OMG!
LMAO
devilgirl: Ugh!!! I WAS goin to take a nap, but now I'm afraid I'll have nightmares! Thanks for the image...
Where is the open post? I need my afternoon nap and some crappy Lifetime movies if there aren't any CSI ones on. Isn't this Nora Roberts weekend ? UGH..I hate smarmy shit..
*Passes around the Entenmann's cake*
@ richie
She seems like a mildmannered sort and down to earth, as does Harri. I like reading nice things about those stars who keep out of the limelight and aren't famewhores like so many others are.
I love Calista, she is a tiny little wisp of a thing
but when I met her entering Letterman's studio one afternoon she walked all the way up and down the line of fans to sign and pose for pics, not a snob at all. Really more a a sweety.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:49pm.
Hmmm, so when he ejaculates, does it come out like pea soup?
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No, just one giant pea. Women have been known to choke on his sperm.
Hmmm, so when he ejaculates, does it come out like pea soup?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:13pm.
hahahaha. Yes. Or no treat but a donation in honor of (child's name here) to Darfur.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:10pm.
They were actually escorting her kid Liam around for Halloween. That makes me like them slightly better. It must be bizarre to trick or treat in Bel-Air or Brentwood. Do the owners have their footstaff offer the kids Three Musketeers on silver trays?
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I think in Brentwood or Bel Air it would be the waitstaff offering organic soy nut crunch wheatgrass bars on a silver tray.
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Maybe she has a pea in the pod? If her anorexic stick figure can even get knocked up.
Bleh. Boring times. Wake me when he "peas" on her or something.
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