Vadge's Nanny Quits That Bitch
Vadge's former nanny, an Australian chick named Angela, is probably waking up this morning feeling like ten trillion dollars, because the roidy beast known as Vadge is finally off her back. Angela, who worked as David Banda's caretaker, quit that bitch last month, but Vadge wasn't going to let her have the last word! No! Vadge crawled out from the coffin she sleeps in and demanded that Angela take her Australian ass out of her house now!
A source spilled it to the Daily Mail, "All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough. If you work for Madonna you are on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. There’s no such thing as a weekend. The rumour is that Madonna was furious that Angela was leaving and dismissed her before she had the chance to complete her full notice. Angela was incredibly upset and very surprised because she had been told that Madonna is due to adopt a second baby from Malawi very soon."
In fact, the source says Vadge is sending one of her personal assistants to Malawi next month to "pick out a baby" and make sure all the document shit is in place. Yes, "pick out a baby." Not to be confused with "picking out a purse," but it's kind of the same thing.
Hey, Vadge is a busy monster. When she's not whipping Baby Jesuses with her leathery snatch lips, she's hunting for virgins to skin. She just doesn't have time to go all the way to Africa to buy her own baby. So she sends her assistant there who lines 'em all up, takes out pictures of Vadge in various outfits and decides who's going to look the best with their new owner. After that, she shows the kids a picture of The Crypt Keeper. The babies that don't burst into tears and beg for mercy make the final cut. It's kind of like America's Next Top Model, but instead of winning a Cover Girl contract, you win a life in Heeeeeeeeell.
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Who the hell would work for that piece of shit? I hope she writes a tell-all about the hag.
Is having a nanny all day twice as bad as the millions of people who slam their kids into daycare for half a day as soon as the kiddos are old enough? I mean, nannies are basically 1:1 care and what's the ratio in daycare?
Just wondering. I have not and shall not spawn in this lifetime, but I find the parallels with nannies and daycare interesting.
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What's with all these psycho celebrities buying babies like IT handbags? When will they be out of fashion and discarded?
I am so sick of all these narcissistic, egoistic, crazy celebrities like Madonna, Jennifer Aniston, Kanye West et al doing crazy stuff to ensure they stay relevant and in our face ALL the time.
Can't wait for all the 'Dearest Munnies' tell-all books that will flood the market in 20 years time
At least Jolie and Pitt pick out theirs themselves to make sure they are cute enough for their child army.
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great point one-trick. We've considered adopting a kid from our neck of the woods, and we've debated whether or not this would be a good idea--to uproot a kid that has been through a lot. However, at least we'd be able to communicate with a child from Poland or the Balkans, unlike some people who don't seem to care their children can't speak English, or make no efforts to learn their native tongue...
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I hate her too, I still have to listen to her old music though and I think of how much I hate her when her music is on and how I wish I hated her music
I feel so bad for David, he just had his primary caregiver/surrogate mother, ripped out of his life because Madge got a hair up her ass.
I hate her for not puttin his needs first, he should have been allowed to get used to a new nanny with Angela there to smoothe the transition.
God I really hate vadge. I hate her so much it makes me sick.
Submitted by MJF:" I truly hope it is not true that she would send her assistant over to Africa to select her next child. This HAS to be a rumor."
EH, I don't believe it. Vadge wouldn't want to miss a photo op, and she wouldn't trust anyone to pick out the right kid. You know if she delegated that job to someone else, she'd be winding up on a plane to pick out the best kid.
And at times nannies are necessary for actors that go to film here and there but not always, they can take the kids at times. A lot of them don't want the extra trouble is all. Or they take the kids and the nanny does all the work. Put the kids in school for kids with parents who are in the business, take them a lot of the time, and take a nanny to help and not do it all. whatever not like these celebrities care lol they just want everything easy
I wonder what these celebrities think when they pas s these kids on to nannies. Now i don't have kids so i don't mean me, but other people do and don't have nannies. So do they realize they are lesser than reg people as far as being able to raise kids and do they think about it really i wonder. I just wonder if it crosses their mind that they can't manage to do it on their own. And I understand that being an actor, etc requires nanny time but I'm talking about these ones tha t take advantage of it. I'm sure there are actors and actresses that use nannies purely as a way to avoid daycare but it doesn't seem like many do anymore. And the ones who abuse it i wonder if it ever bothers them that they do it and think of people like us that have kids (not me) and take care of them daily and do they feel lesser than us (not me)?
I'm sure the nanny was sick of the on-call type hours and isn't Madge supposed to be cheap? You know damn well the girl wasn't making enough to put up with that old piece of gristle's shit.
yes i guess she is more sickening than the two that rhyme with shit and yolie. Although I always thought of her spending more time with her kids but maybe im wrong but either way at least the other two don't stop theirs from like watching tv and some junk food etc.
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Submitted by Rishkin on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:40am.
Lucky girl!
I just got rid of the same thing, but he wasn't a good person!
So, the goitered midget w/fleas would be an improvement.
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That's pretty cold. Especially considering little David probably spent more time with Angela than Madge.
I notice that David rarely, if ever, smiles. Poor kid.
Cheer up Angela. You'll get another job in no time. Most employers would consider working for Madge hazardous duty.
I can not imagine the horrors of having to work for Madonna. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
david must be sad that his mom is leaving :(
hope your new mom is nice to you david! :)
It must have been like the Holy Trinity when Madonna, Jesus, and Angela went out together.
All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough.
I'm sure it takes a village to keep her Vadgey jungle bush at bay.
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So that's the new Bio-accessory, kids. Hope Paris Hilton doesn't get any ideas.
***Dear God***
I know you're really busy God, but if you could just find it in your heart to direct Vadge to D-Listed so that she could read our comments & realize what the vast majority of people think of her that would be really awesome, thanks. Maybe she could be with her fishy little friend when it happens. Oh and uh...while I'm at it, some nice, warm spring weather would be nice too.
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Madge is closing in on Brad and Angie, but still several lengths behind Octomom.
madonna really seems like an uptight, arrogant cunt! although if she pays well i would totally take care of one of her "purses".
Apparently, Vadge is going to buy another kid soon. I wonder if she'll remember them 20 years from now?
MK, a life in hell is much better than a life in Vadge's employ. Please stop bringing hell into this, I am starting to take offense!
I wonder how much salary the nanny was willing to give up by quitting? Being a nanny for Madonna would probably be an awesome job reference, but I bet the beast wont give her one.
I am shocked that Madonna would even give up control & let someone else "choose" her new baby. That sounds odd to me.
So, by the age of three: David has been adopted as an accessory by an aged pop star, lost daily contact with his adoptive father, been moved across the pond, lost his nanny who was more than likely his primary caregiver and been saddled with a self-absorbed harpy for a mom for the rest of his life. Oh, and if his birth dad is still alive when he's older he'll probably have deal with him and any siblings.
Mazel Tov, kid.
Poor David Banda, he was better off in the orphanage than be with this modern day Joan Crawford.
God, wonder if Vadge has a thing for wire hangers.
That fucking cunt. I wish she won't adopt no more kids.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:06am.
snore, why can't someone go crazy or something!
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snore, why can't someone go crazy or something!
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I'd rather sell apples on the street corner than work for Vadge. No amount of money could be worth that misery.
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:46am.
But Nanners, You'd have to spend all of that dough (and then some) on incredible amounts of therapy when you've quit the bitch...
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Aw, David is a doll. Poor thing has suffered so much upheaval in his young life and probably felt close to this ousted nanny.
These rich celebrities go and pluck kids out of their homes in Third World countries and then think they can feel all smug for "saving their lives." Well, any child would rather have the love and attention of his parents than wealth and luxury.
Yes, I'm sure to work for Madonna is to be terribly fed and housed and to never have travelled further than the opposite side of Holland Park. I'd never work for that bitch.
heeheeheee...herpesloving celebs! those ads are getting better and better!
Treating those "under" you without much respect says a whole lot about the type of person you are (and none of it's good).
Just what those kids needed right now: more instability.
But I’m not blaming the nanny...I think the weekly blood transfusions would get to me too.
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But Nanners, You'd have to spend all of that dough (and then some) on incredible amounts of therapy when you've quit the bitch...
It's pretty unfair that this old hag can go kiddie shopping while other couples who cannot conceive have to wait for years and years and undergo an intimidating search and observation before they're allowed to adopt. Isn't there a maximum age for adopting parents? In Germany it's when both partner's age combined is more than 70 that you'd have trouble.
Also......why adopting if you don't even raise?
The nannies are doing the job......
Pointless.
I am sure there is not ill will. Shit like this happens all the time. And please your a dumb bitch if you don't know what your getting into when you apply to work for Madonna. Please.
'Bitch please you must have a mental disease assume the position and get back down on your knees.'- Snoop.
I'm sorry, but no amount of money is worth putting up with the likes of someone like Madonna, who thinks the sun rises and sets on her wrinkly, weathered ass. Fuck that shit. It also mentions "one of her personal assistants." I feel for every single one she has. God, people working for MARTHA STEWART probably have it easier! Eek.