Blohan Is Broke
Try not to look to surprised when the drugged-out, stringy homeless person begging for coins on the freeway off-ramp has a face that only White Oprah could love, because the NYDN says Blohan is broke as a joke. One of Blo's friends said she's living the American way by using her credit cards to pay for a bunch of her dumb shit. And when she's not maxing out her plastic (Suze Orman just turned inside/out), she's making her own personal Brandon Teena pick up the tab.
The only cash that is coming in are from personal appearances Blohan makes at clubs and that's not cutting it. Her friend said, "She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
Blohan needs to learn that money doesn't always sprout out of twats, even if she nibbles the clit a little. It's time to make some changes. Instead of snorting up Colombia's finest, she's going to have to switch to huffing gas out of car gas tanks (it's free!). Instead of Red Bull and Vodka, she'll have to join the rest of us and drink Nikolai vodka and RC Cola in the parking lot before we go into the club. Instead of spending $800 on getting extensions, she'll have to follow Parasite Hilton around and catch the tracks that come falling off her head.
Crash. Smash. Pink. Heart. BROKE. BITCH.
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Wait, she should be making shitloads of money from Gonorrhena. That seemed like such a lucrative venture.
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homegirl needs to strap on those blow-job leggings and get suckin!
I'm dreadfully sorry, I am fresh out of "give a shit."
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um....duh? it's so blatantly obvious that even saying duh just feels duh-like. again why does it take 5 years to state the obvious.
this bitch is a complete retard (offense to retards, sorry)
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
And I thought the blow job leggings were such a big hit.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Why is this trick always shopping then? She must be one of those customers Amex is paying to cancel their account. How else can she afford to shop at expensive ass stores.
As for SamRo she should be giving Lohan whatever she wants. I heard she's a crap dj that uses cds, her ipod and takes cig breaks every 5 minutes, so I'm sure she gets paid a lot extra to have that dirty skeezer with her.
Samro is looking almost Pete Dogherty-ish lately.
sweetlilly> Meth is a hell of a drug.
can u believe Sam used to be pretty cute 6 years ago?! when she wasn't sickly or worn out
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Suggestion Blohan, there is a topless club in Fairbanks, Alaska that is looking for some new talent. Give it a go!
ugh, as much as i hate to admit it, lablohan looks good in that picture, but probably only because it was taken from far away.
wow...smarties? I was certain nothing would replace whipits as the dumbest shit teenager drug..
I dont feel sorry for her and Im all for 2nd chances, but come on. This is music (and not Sam's) to my ears....drug money only lasts so long.
She did it to herself. How many chances was she given to clean up her act? She thought she was above it all. She's the female Mickey Rourke.
Recessionista? What the fuck kind of GD word is that? Now we'll have all of these celebrity idiots running around thinking that they can learn to speak french by adding ista to the end of every word. (sort of like how they add the o and think it's Spanish.)
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Recessionista? What the fuck kind of GD word is that? Now we'll have all of these celebrity idiots running around thinking that they can learn to speak french by adding ista to the end of every word. (sort of like how they add the o and think it's Spanish.)
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Why doesn't she put her, er, talents to work and sign on as a Vivid Video Girl?
I can't stand the term recessionista either. It makes me want to strangle someone. I'm over the moon for wanting to strangle someone.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
Blohan needs to learn that money doesn't always sprout out of twats, even if she nibbles the clit a little. Are you kidding MK!??! How do you think Suze Orman got her money and wa-la she's all of a sudden a finacial guru genis coming out of nowhere.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
coke ain't cheap bitch.
Michael, in some alternate universe I'm having your children.
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alternate. alternate.
Hohan should not worry. There are plenty of strip clubs located on turnpikes and beltways all across this great land where she can "work".
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Reality television is in her future.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ahahahaha! That's cuz Sam won't let her get effed in the butt for coke anymore. No fair. :(
mike,
Maybe Lindsay's little sister can pull some strings for her and get her into the industry. Surely, the little one's doing soft porn already, right?
"Crash. Smash. Pink. Heart. BROKE. BITCH."
TOUCHé!!!!
Drugs are expensive that would be the only explanation. She was making millions a year, could she have burned through it any other way?
AHAHAHAHHAAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor dumbass. Doesn't she know that when you don't work you don't have money?
This girl would rob a dead man's pockets.
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i doubt this is really true because she is getting residuals from all of the films she has done. So she constantly has money coming in. It sounds more like she is just spending irresponsibly. Maybe this is a public plea for a film role.
"the man role"? Really?
Wow.
Because women are never the breadwinners. *rolls eyes*
As for Lohan, what does she expect when she DOESN'T WORK?
Crash. Smash. Pink. Heart. BROKE. BITCH.
I don't have to add anything more to this.
Says it ALLLLLLL...
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:27pm.
WORD.
Aww poor Lindsay, it must be tough plugging your ipod into a laptop and pretending to be a DJ, the 'professional party-goers' are the true victims of the recession...
I bust my butt working at a nightclub a few times a week to pay for university, on my feet all night for minimum wage serving drunken idiots. I imagine my frustration is echoed by Blohan's in this tough economy....
Submitted by yolie on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:32pm.
NoAnjil:
You know she does. Pathetic! I hope things get better for you soon. :)
NoAnjil:
I was going to write the same thing! Please, the girl probably still has millions.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
I am so effin sick of these stars saying they are broke. They don't know what broke is. I have a friggin DOLLAR in my wallet. Just like Michael Jackson claiming bankruptcy, yet he has still has some ass carrying an umbrella for him, etc. Eff them.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:22pm.
Ha ha ha! So now Smarties are considered a "gateway drug"?! Next thing you know, they'll be snorting Pixie Sticks.
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I was thinking Fun Dip.
Mmmmmmm...cherry and lime.....
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:12pm.
Sorry for this long ass article but here's the scoop on Smarties:
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Ha ha ha! So now Smarties are considered a "gateway drug"?! Next thing you know, they'll be snorting Pixie Sticks.
Is this the part where some douchebag director gives her a part in a movie out of sympathy? The movie then does good box office & we have to deal with looking at her for years to come? Anytime you wanna stop writing about this ho' & that Britney ho' MK...I'll be good with it.
well, she's broke! so what?! whoever thought coke was free is a delusional azzhole!
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:44pm.
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Naw, Ricki. I want to see the day Blowhan has to get a REAL JOB. Preferably in retail. Maybe T.J. Maxx's, or Shoprite. Maybe a minimart. That would be choice. They can pay her in cigarrettes.
No offense intended to anybody working retail, I've worked may a retail job, and I tell ya working with public is some hard ass, draining work.
There's nothing like having some ass screaming in your face because they can't get their money back because they don't have receipt. "Store credit only, bitch". And then the classic line "I want to see your Manager!". Or "I'll have you fired!".
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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:53pm.
LOL I watched that Tyra episode on the weekend as well, The black chick reading the texts from the girls was so mortified.
And that blonde 15 year old, "I have done oral sex but I didn't like it."
Suuure.
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Tyra makes me sick with how she attacks anyone who disagrees with her assessment of a situation. Bitch is crazy and scary because she might be having an influence on young people and turning them into little narcissistic monsters like her herself
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
Sorry for this long ass article but here's the scoop on Smarties:
Summit Middle School in Frisco, Colo., is a tobacco-free campus. Students who smoke cigarettes are suspended.
But when a lunchtime crew of sixth-graders last fall started "smoking" Smarties, the tart, chalky candy discs wrapped in cellophane, lunchroom monitors and the school nurse were flummoxed.
The children didn't light the candy. They crushed it into a fine powder in its wrapper, tore off one end, poured the powder into their mouths and blew out fine Smarties dust, mimicking a smoker's exhale.
"It was freaky," says Corinne McGrew, a nurse for Summit School District. "My biggest concern was that they would aspirate the wrapper or a whole Smarties and it would be a choking hazard."
The fad at Summit Middle School died down after a few days and some harsh words from the lunchroom staff. But at other schools and across the Internet, "smoking Smarties," as the activity has been labeled, is gaining popularity. Some children have even taken to snorting it, all to the horror of parents, teachers and the 60-year-old company that manufactures the candy.
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Photo courtesy of Jeremy Froncek.
Jeremy Froncek, 18, says smoking Smarties is a 'cultural phenomenon' and he likes it because 'it looks like you're smoking something but you're not.'
Through the years, other candies have endured misuse, such as a craze that began by mixing Mentos with Diet Coke to cause a frothy eruption. But few have involved such obvious mimicry of lethal adult vices.
The phenomenon of smoking Smarties -- a candy that has been around for six decades and is different from the candy-coated chocolates of the same name popular in the U.K. -- has led to dozens of how-to videos on video- sharing Web sites.
Some of the children attempting the feat are caught on camera hacking in a spew reminiscent of a smoker's cough. Others have perfected the art of blowing Smarties smoke rings; some can even exhale through their nose. Children don't inhale the powder or try to get it into their lungs; they pour it into their mouths and exhale quickly, causing a cloud of fine dust to emerge.
"You can take 'em and you can bang 'em on something hard, like real hard," says 14-year-old Titus Williams in his step-by-step YouTube video, where he demonstrates smacking a roll of candy on his red Webster's New World Student's Dictionary.
Titus, an eighth-grader from Greenwood, S.C., decided to show an online audience his prowess at smoking candy while bored one night. In the video, which he says is "more instructional" than others, Titus sucks the powder from the wrapper, then exhales a cloud of smoke through his mouth -- and through his nose.
"It's kind of like eating the candy, but a different way to eat the candy," said Titus, who is emphatic that he will never smoke cigarettes. Although his video is titled "How to Smoke Smarties," Titus tells his online audience he is demonstrating with Sassy Sours, a similar product made by Copper Kettle Candy Inc. in Bloomington, Calif. The company says it hasn't received complaints from parents.
Titus's father, Melvin Williams, says he was initially concerned that the video might glorify smoking or evoke drug use. But after calling a family meeting to discuss the video, Mr. Williams decided Titus was merely being a kid. "I just thought it was funny," he says.
Last month, Mark Shikowitz, an ear, nose and throat doctor at Schneider Children's Hospital in New Hyde Park, N.Y., treated a boy about 9 years old who complained his nose was burning because of a Smarties incident. (His parents brought in a Smarties wrapper but weren't sure how he'd ingested them.) Dr. Shikowitz determined that part of a Smarties must have lodged in the boy's nose until it dissolved. The child wasn't harmed.
Dr. Shikowitz says Smarties may cause irritation to throats and noses -- and even lungs if inhaled -- but are not likely life-threatening because they eventually will dissolve. "I still don't think it's a great idea," he says.
Possibility of Maggots
Oren Friedman, a Mayo Clinic nose specialist, cautioned that frequent use could lead to infections or even worse, albeit rare, conditions, such as maggots that feed on sugary dust wedged inside the nose.
School officials aren't amused. "It has come to our attention that some of our students are involved in something that is known as 'smoking Smarties,'" principal Phyllis Faust said in an email sent last year to parents of Hewitt-Trussville Middle School in Trussville, Ala. It called the practice "hazardous to your son or daughter's health."
"I have made it clear to our students that possession of Smarties (or similar candy) will result in a Class II offense," which usually means detention, the note said.
Jody Puryear, whose son Grant attends the school, says smoking Smarties could be a gateway leading "to smoking cigarettes or pot or anything else like that."
For some teens who have tried smoking Smarties, comparisons to cigarettes or drugs are part of the point.
'Freak Your Mom Out'
"To freak your mom out, sit behind a chair and just blow smoke up in the air with your mom in the room" says YouTube user "SOAD9787" in a smoking-Smarties video he posted Saturday.
Officials at Ce De Candy Inc., the Union, N.J., makers of Smarties, are decidedly opposed to the craze. "It's just dumb," said Eric Ostrow, Ce De's vice president of sales and marketing.
He remembers as a child puffing on candy cigarettes that blew out fake smoke -- a practice that he thinks may have led to years of smoking the real thing. Mr. Ostrow quit smoking in 1994, and Ce De Candy banned smoking at its factory in the early 1980s, long before ostracizing smokers became mainstream, he points out.
Singling Out Smarties
He wonders why Smarties are being singled out. "It could be done with anything made with sugar and compressed -- Necco Wafers, Conversation Hearts, SweeTarts. Lik-M-Aid is already pulverized and so is Pixy Stix," he says, referring to products made by other companies. "I don't want to be complimented that we're the No. 1 choice."
While Mr. Ostrow says the fad hasn't been a boon for Smarties sales, it sent 18-year-old Jeremy Froncek on a recent hunt across Suisun City, Calif., for a roll of the candy.
"One supermarket told us they didn't sell them except during Halloween," he says. "All they had at the candy store in the mall were giant Smarties, and they were really big."
Mr. Froncek calls smoking Smarties a "cultural phenomenon" and says he likes it because "it looks like you're smoking something but you're not."
While he's working on a perfect exhale, he won't try blowing the powder out his nose. "That's pretty hard core," he says. "That's like going to a whole other level."
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:10pm.
It's telling that Aubrey O'Day's career prospects are brighter than her own...and she's doing porn.
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And there you have it. LiLo's HUGEST mistake to date was NOT doing Playboy. Say what you will about it but Playboy - besides being hard cash - is a gateway to where you wanna go over there. She should have snuggled right up to Hef and got her career back off the ground. Foolio.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:59pm.
Totally off topic, but have any of you heard about the Smarties epidemic taking over our schools? Kids are crushing up Smarties (and Sweet Tarts) and mimicking smoking by inhaling them or pouring the dust in their mouths and blowing out the dust so it looks like smoke. Health officials and schools are banning said candies due to health hazards. One doc says that the dust in the nose can be a haven for maggots!
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Shit...I remember when I was in elementary, 1st grade...a long time ago, we used to put koolaide in little baggies and pretend it was coke, dont know how I knew what coke was, but I knew and I thought it was the coolest sh*t! I just ate it but one of my friends snorted it once trying to be authentic with it...crazy crazy kids...
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
@DG: Fucking teens crack me up! LOL!
That's nasty.
I don't know if you guys had that there but here, for a while, they'd found some weed that grew all over and started eating it or some shit cuz it got them high EXCEPT - it was making them shit their pants LOL! Fucking kids, man. That's what evolution's all about right there.
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It's telling that Aubrey O'Day's career prospects are brighter than her own...and she's doing porn.
The only 12 steps L.L. should take are the ones leading to the bus station, where she can either turn tricks for Pez and Orange Julius or take the next Greyhound back to Long Island.
I always thought she was with Sam for the drugs? As in, Sam has a lot of them?
*Nelson point and laugh*
HA-HA!
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