Monday, March 23rd 2009
Kanye West's New Jack-Off Material
Kanye West probably spent most of his weekend slapping his own iPeen and covering this cover of Complex in even more white shit, because they called him "The Most Influential Brand In The Universe." What in the what?! What a way to jerk off his ego stick and lick on his powdered donut hole at the same time!
Who do they think he is? Mother's Cookies? Maybe that's who they really meant to call the "most influential brand," because all Kanye needs is some sprinkles and he'd almost look like a giant Circus Animal cookie.
And Kanye must think he's so different and edgy with those sparkly eyes. Note to Kanye, my eyes do that too whenever I gaze upon Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. My no no does it too. Simultaneously. Take that.
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COMPLEX Magazine (Kanye West, editor-in-chief)
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COMPLEX
very aptly named.
Those pics are going to give me nightmares for about a month now.
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"Feel the breeze on my face,
the icy breath of the Goddess.
I raise my hand and touch the illusion.
My mind is powerful and my Ego is high
as the mountain in front of me.
Clouds run fast and silence comes
from the Fronds of the ancient walnut:
No scents, no odors, no laments...
The cold vanishes..."
...and M.C. Escher can't EVEN believe that bullshit.
Nauseating.
Am not familiar with his songs or his "talent." I only know that his mother died having some cheap-o surgery. That is all.
He coulda at least combed them naps outta his head. Dr. Donda West would not approve.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
No way - that's kanye?! It's too bad he's such a douche cause I really like his music, just NOT his pissy little attitude...
Just an un-pc moment but if Eminem painted his face black and put the title (cause you know KANYE had final proof on this) on this pix - that Rev. Sharpton would already be on whatever network would have him screaming bloody murder.
kanye was great before he thought it was great being kanye.
sorry babies, the truth sometimes hurts.
~ evil is just my middle name
For once he doesn't look like a greasy burnt hamburger patty.
Interesting! My friend recommended me a very interesting place ___ http://www.seekrich.com/ ___It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a richer and make it true!
White face?! Oh how ironic
Wait this is makeup? He was not frozen and photographed for our enjoyment? The latter would have been my choice since I can't stand this asshole...
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I was on a diet for a month and lost 30 days.
looks like he got flower-bombed by PETA...Quick tell HoHan it is coke and she will snort him up for good...I never heard of this magazine so I figure he paid for that cover and the total print run. Influential my ass, I only know of this turd because of this blog or when they make fun of him on Chelsea Lately...never heard one of his songs (at least that I know it was him singing) or bought into anything he has to sell. Yeah, I am lucky 'cause I am oblivious to his bullshit.
oh and what is the Scandinavian name Rose Nyland used to describe the exact moment dog poop turns white? Whatever that word is, this cover is a perfect illustration of it. HA!
Get out of our town and get out of our lives - Dorothy Zbornak
This guy obviously is so immersed in his own hype that he is mistaking our looks of "WTF?" incredulity with gazes of adoration.
Kanye, dude, wake the fuck up and smell the latte!
I need to hire his PR guy. Doing one HELL of a job.
I wish they would stop saying this shit. I don't give a fuck about Kanye West, I don't listen to his shit, don't buy his crap or copy his clothing choices. And I'm willing to bet there are thousands of people just like me, maybe even millions. That would in effect not make him a legend or a buyable brand.
When will someone write an article entitled 'Fuck Kanye: Why Kanye isn't the shit and will never be the next Michael Jackson'.
I hope in 10 years we're saying "Kanye who?".
Who does he think he is? Mother's Cookies!
Perfect response to this idiot.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
The phrase "A legemd in his own mind" comes to mind!
Oh, Kanye..... White-face?? Really, now??? My sensibilities are offended.... Just quit while you are ahead. Your time is running out.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:07pm.
P.Diddy and kanye have big egos because they both are not attractive. The End.
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Not attractive is an understatement. Add Egoistic, Narcissistic, Delusions of Grandeur, Loud Mouth, Short , can't sing etc What talent? What voice? Proclaiming that you are the best, biggest, most etc doen't hide the fact that you have zilch therefore all the noise.
Truely talenetd people let their talent speak for themelves, not announce it at every desperate opportunity
What Napoop said, with a big eye roll and exasperated sigh added.
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 1:45pm.
Gimme a break!.....
gimme a break break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!!!
I want chocolate now!
WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRD!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
So, if some dipshit keeps runnin' they mouf about how fuckin' amazing they are, now we just believe it, learn it, know it, LIVE it???
I'm going to become a hermit in the mountains.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I love Conway West.
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His eyes look like some BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dearest Donda,
Please do us a favor: Knock the air out yo' sons head so he comes back to Erf! God would want this anyhow...
Other than that, how are the 'heavenly chi-chis'?
Thanks lovely - I saw a cloud that resembled your bosom - was that for 'Ye or his ego?
Cheers!
-Stoney
Who's Kanye West?.
Speak of propaganda.
xo
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Has he even done any music in the last year? I mean really, red LOUIE Vuitton high tops don't count.
why does he have blue eyes? he really is jacko 2.0 without the talent and dance moves.
love the photos though.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Are they serious? The only thing he influences or inspires are a lot of jokes at his expense.
I can't believe anyone actually takes this guy seriously. Oh, except for himself.
That first thumbnail reminds me of that stupid statue mime guy spray painted silver.
We should be so lucky!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Nice to see someone made the effort to pshop his mouth shut.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I can't believe i used to like this asshole.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
ummm ok my crush on marc ecko is officially over thanks to this. next!
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Submitted by Kwest on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:31pm.
cunty!! well put :|
This is going to sound cunty, but I wish he was the one that died from getting his floppy tits and stomach fixed, not his mom.
Hey NoAnjl! xo
Oh you know it squid brains. Any charitable contributions by Kanye can be seen in all-caps on his blog, for sure!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:05pm.
tee hee - hey hon! xo
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hey Chica. haha and I was holding back...
smooches back:)
kanye is one fugly mofo but my #1 fugly mofo...the one who scares the shit outta me is 50 cent. *hides under desk and bites nails*
*thinks*
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:08pm.
Oh please. Something tells me Kanye made a "charitable donation" to Complex magazine (whatever that is) recently.
Hey girl! I don't think so, because me things he would have bragged about it???? lol
Complex mag used as a subtext a line from M.J. Fox's Back To The Future. Next.
Oh please. Something tells me Kanye made a "charitable donation" to Complex magazine (whatever that is) recently.
P.Diddy and kanye have big egos because they both are not attractive. The End.
be-dazzling your eyes is a new level of gay. way to go kanye.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:03pm.
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Thank You. That is what he reminds me off. Revolta, couldn't place it. Creepy eyes and big Flinstone jaw.
I'd rather buy some Amber Rose cootchie-cutters than anything Kanye is selling. The only thing he has are some tacky shoes and sun glasses that hurt your eyes if you try to wear them...