Hot Slut Of The Week: Ina Garten
Birthday: February 2, 1948
Age: 61
Birth Name: Ina Rosenberg
Original Date of HS of the Day: March 20, 2009
Claim to Fame: Ina can do it fucking all. She's a military wife who worked at the White House, but got sick of that shit, so she bought and ran a store called Barefoot Contessa in New York. After the store closed, she started writing cookbooks which led to her show on the Food Network.
Where is she now? Probably sticking pins in her Sandra Lee voodoo doll.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because Ina Garten does it all with grace and elegance. She's a self-taught cook, hostess and former house flipper! I have no clue why, but I'm fucking obsessed with house flipping. That's what Ina needs to do next: a house flipping show. I'd watch it until my eyeballs crusted over.
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Ina is fucking amazing. <333
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MK off the hook! NO WAY!!!
Woooo! I love Ina! She's like a cure-all for a hangover or anxiety she just soothes you.
Submitted by Ama on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 3:17pm.
I was confused for a second because MK is usually being facetious when he says someone has elegance and grace.
I love Ina because she has her best geighs on all the time (probably including Jeffrey). That bitch TR is so hot. I thought he was a lawyer or some shit until I saw him in a Macy's commercial.
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TR is so, so handsome. Hubba.
I've made Ina's shrimp bisque. It's delicious and easy, and unlike Rachael(loud freak) Ray and Giada (weird smile) de Laurentis, Ina doesn't use empty descriptors like "nice" all the freaking time. Or say stupid stuff like "reduce it down."
I love Ina because she makes Rachael Ray look like the classless, tasteless ho she is. Plus Ina laughs a lot, loves the gays, genuinely loves good, beautiful food and has an obviously lovely relationship with her husband. Everything that that loudmouth moron Ray doesn't have, in other words. GO, INA.
Ina and Jeffrey used to flip houses in DC back in the day before any idiots were doing it... She's so fucking Gangsta!
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
I love her pantry...
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I loooooooooooove Ina! And TR! and when she Mel Brooks as the mystery guest. that was soooo funny.
I love her house too. Can't stand Geoffrey.
he's an asshole. she should only make him mac n cheese out of a box!
i love ina...how bad can that be....
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nice ass...when does it open?
The Ina haters in these comments are making me so angry.
I love, love, love this lady! I watch her show every chance I get. Every recipe I have ever made of hers is simply wonderful. She cooks with very good, easy to locate food. Her recipes are not fussy, but they turn out spectacular every time!
I wish I were her neighbor....
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If Michael K starts wearing a pastel sweater tied around his neck, it's all the proof necessary to see the agenda here. All of her most fabulous dinner guests will show up with flowers from their shops, MK.
She's got a kind of chunky Sally Field vibe.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I love her too.
She is always so calm, her garlic roasted potatoes are super good!
I HATE this bitch. She immediately starts after my homegirl Giada and her music is death. And her voice grates. Thumbs down.
Love her cast of fruity characters...Miguel and T.R....Did you ever notice the only stuff she carefully measures are the low or non-caloric stuff, like vinegar?
It's a conundrum. That picture is definitely enhanced, she doesn't look nearly that good on her show, but she still doesn't look 61 either.
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This is the first time I've heard or seen this woman, but she's looking damn good at 61. Or is this just a really flattering pic?
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Didn't she say on one of her shows that she has also been a caterer? I (almost) can't watch her because I get a serious case of WANT!
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
It's time! Today is black shirt day, I lost.
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Got her book and using for a dinner party Saturday - Unlike Martha - her shit is not complicated and you don't have to go to that shit hole - whole foods searching for some obscure fucking ingredient you'll over pay for and never use again.
Her show comes on in 25 minutes on Food Network if anyone wants to experience the class and elegance. I always bet on which color shirt she'll wear since it's always the same shirt, just different color. I think today will be blue.
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and her recipe for sweet potato fries, i die...
i want to go out with her, get fucked up, jerk off a guy on the dancefloor, laugh at him with her, then go home and eat some cookies in her insane kitchen...
this post has just fucked up my day, i'm all distracted now!
fuck, i want to go clubbing with ina- you know she gets all the hot guys. caseinpoint- that T.R. bitch.
She used to be REALLY REALLY pretty:
http://foodnetworkmusings.blogspot.com/2009/02/ina-and-jeffrey-40-years-...
Christ! Jeffrey's Wiki bio also says this:
He sits on the board of directors for several corporations, including Aetna Corporation, Alcan Inc., CarMax, Inc., Credit Suisse Asset Management, The Conference Board, and The International Rescue Committee, and is chairman of Garten Rothkopf, an international advisory firm. He is also on the international advisory board of Toyota Motor Corporation, the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy in Singapore, and the Chicago Climate Exchange.
Now I feel very lazy.
Submitted by Buckeye21 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 3:11pm.
Love INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But can anyone tell me what Jeffrey does besides having the greatest life ever?!?!
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I believe he is a dean at Yale?? He does something high up at Yale, at any rate. They're both very accomplished, and I know Jeffrey lives in CT during the week, and is only home on weekends (which is why a lot of Ina's shows focus around "Friday dinner" & treating Jeffrey to something special when he gets home for the weekend).
"tablescapes make me crazy"
ina
lmfao
who the fuck cares how much she weighs? i'd rather spend a week with her than 5 seconds with that skanky duo samro.
I was confused for a second because MK is usually being facetious when he says someone has elegance and grace.
I love Ina because she has her best geighs on all the time (probably including Jeffrey). That bitch TR is so hot. I thought he was a lawyer or some shit until I saw him in a Macy's commercial.
I LOOOOOOOOVE INA I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER I COULD WATCH HER SHOW ALL DAY EVERYDAY
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Tyler mkey Florence alright Is mkay On alright Now mkay.
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Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 2:45pm.
I love Ina, she has a very calm way about her. Tried her receipes...not so good but neither are any of the other FoodNetwork Hags. The only reason I watch it TFN is for Tyler Florence....yum!
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Are you joking? He makes me want to punch a fork in my ears. We counted one time.... he said "mkay" and "alright" over 50 times in one 30 minute show.
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Love INA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But can anyone tell me what Jeffrey does besides having the greatest life ever?!?!
Nothing makes me laugh more than when one of Ina's boys comes over and decorates her barn in the Hampton's for a luncheon.
Other interesting facts: She wears the same shirt on every show, only in a different color.
Also, my computer printed PhD allows me say, she has some serious issues. Whenever she tries to look at the camera her eyes flutter like a crazy person, and anytime she is around other people, whenever they open their mouth to speak, she instantly begins laughing with a psychotic laugh.
That being said, I always watch her. It's fun to watch how sloppy and lazy she is and hear her gasp for air. It will show her making a mess and flinging eggshells into a sink 2 feet away... then you watch Giada and the camera zooms in to her hands while soft porn music begins to play. The contrast is hilarious.
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OMG SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT AND CLASSY AND AMAZING OMG
She's a fat fucking hog, and every time I see her slop a half-gallon of sour cream into her Kitchen-Aid, I have to hold back the vomit. Her gluttony and smarminess sicken me.
I agree about the tablescapes, though.
OMGGGGG
I'M SHAKING AND CRYING
Yeah, not a fan.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
OMG: a new show pitting Ina against Jeff Lewis for flipping houses. I WOULD WATCH THAT 24/7!!!
I find the quiet Barefoot Contessa a nice contrast to the loud Paula Deen. Don't get me wrong, I love Paula. It is just that sometimes I would rather have Ina's calming voice. It is a nice respite from Emeril's hyperness, the Iron Chef suspense and whatever Bobby Flay does.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
I love Ina, she has a very calm way about her. Tried her receipes...not so good but neither are any of the other FoodNetwork Hags. The only reason I watch it TFN is for Tyler Florence....yum!
Can't stand the white-bread bitch and her fat fingers. Food is crap also.
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i love this hot bitch!
ho looks good for 61.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
LOVE HER! Her cookbooks are actually good too. The recipes turn out. And she is so in love with Jeffery. ahhhh.
Me and my friend decided to take a shot every time she added something to the recipe that would likely lead to heart disease, we were drunk and hungry by the end of the show.
I love Ina. She's such a happy fag hag. And her marriage is HOT - probably because she only sees her husband on weekends. During the week, she's meandering about this gorgeous Hamptons abode, arranging fresh flowers and making au gratins with 17 pounds of butter. Plus, she's fat, so I can trust her as a cook. (She's like Paula Deen, only quiet and blue-blooded.)
Who doesn't love that???
I downsized my cable and got rid of Ina and her friends on the Food channel, so I'm done step 1 now. Only 11 more to go!