Where's Mel?!
Jakey Gyllnehaal and Mike White tossed a few salads (and soup) during lunch in Los Angeles where I'm sure they talked about Mel White the whole entire time. Well, Mel and what their favorite brand of lube it.
But mostly they yapped about Mel, because what else is there to talk about? If you have no idea what I'm babbling about, then watch that Amazing Race shit, because Mike competes with his daddy Mel on it. Mel is seriously the big gay pepaw I never had! During last night's episode, he's one of the only bitches who figured out you had to use the basket to move the hay (no, that's not code for some gay sex act). The other dumb whores used their chichis! Stupid fucks. They got fucking served up by a 68-year-old dude! Mel proves that pepaws can do anything, even with a pulled groin.
Jakey is totally using Mike to get close to Mel.
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This shit looks just a little to Brokeback mountain to mee xxxxx
I would hit it, and hit it hard ! he looks a bit like 'little edie' in the dining segment. Grey Gardens anyone?
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
I cant deny that I love hoodies, but why must these guys (him & Zac Efron) wear the hood up when they are either inside or its actually nice out?? Are they trying to remain icognito? Get a freakin hat!!
Okay, I just read the bios of Mike & Mel on the link...you go, Mel!!!
I wonder if his partner Gary Nixon is any relation to Rojo's wifey?
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Wait...Chuck & Buck is on Amazing Race? wtf is that all about? That movie freaked me out...poor Chuck & Buck guy.
Is it just me, or do these guys look kinda natural together....
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Mel is my Hero. He just better not croak during this show, or I promise I will never watch this shit again. Well, probably.
I love "Chuck and Buck".
They do have sex. Buck tells Chuck he'll leave him alone if he has sex with him just one more time. That is why they have sex.
I love that movie. Freaky dude, that Mike White.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
who's your new jew friend jakey poo? introduce us, we're excited
I'm surprised to see him out and about with and out and proud gay guy. Jakey's spent so much time in the closet he speaks moth as a second language.
The Unibomber on a date! I am shocked, shocked I say.
P.S. do ya'll in Hollyweird wear hoodies with shorts? Seems a little stupid if it hot enough for shorts, but you have a zipped up, hood on, hoodie? If you are that afraid of being noticed/pictured, stay home and make a sammich.
~ evil is just my middle name
Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:04pm.
Awww, they're so comfy and cozy, though...
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Damn I hate hoodies! They just look so stupid
mike: Apparently, there are some heavily edited versions of "Chuck and Buck" around. You might have seen one of those.
Interesting! My friend recommended me a very interesting place ___ http://www.seekrich.com/ ___It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a richer and make it true!
Them soups and salads look mighty tasty. Jakey's like "mmm girrrl my ass has gotten sooo much tighter since I cut out the carbs....wish Reese would do the same thing, fat cow..."
Does anyone even believe that Jake is IN the closet anymore? Dude may not be shouting it from the rooftops but he's OUT.
OMG, a Jakey post! I love you, MK!!!!!! Sigh...!
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Jakey's lookin' awfully butch in that gangsta hoodie!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
His friend looks like Tamra's rapey faced son.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
His dude friend looks like Barry Manilow.
Hey,anyone remembers this crazy couple at Dr Phil who were soooo much into Barry that they called their son after him and the poor teenager had to play those horrid songs on a keyboard and he had no friends? No?
Me neither....ehemmm....
Does this mean that Toothy Tile is back? Something is strange about their postures. Can't put my finger on it.....
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:27pm.
Hmmm. Well I'll be.
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don't even tell me...
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:25pm.
Hmmm. Well I'll be.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:21pm.
It is, but I don't remember them actually having sex. I thought Buck just had an unhealthy crush that Chuck sort of managed to diffuse?
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NOOOOOO!!! i watched it last night, they DO have sex. A few days after the play, he follows Chuck to a bar and blames him for making him the way he was. Then he tells him to stay the night over, Chuck agrees, and then, well, you know.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Mmmmm, cuccumbers and carrots and a tasty veggie broth. What a stupid lunch!!!!
Mike White was the mayor of Cleveland too!
Whaaa? He was!
Alright...I'm out...
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Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:18pm.
Oh, damn, sorry. I'm a little ignorant, so...
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don't feel sowwy! there's a lot of real edumaducated people on Dlisted. Sadly, don't count me in.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:12pm.
I could be wrong, and I'm running off to imdb it, but isn't that the guy from "Chuck and Buck"? Where he stalks the straight guy and has sex with him? I'm NOT a homophobe, but that shit gave me the willies.
It is, but I don't remember them actually having sex. I thought Buck just had an unhealthy crush that Chuck sort of managed to diffuse?
Mike White, Jennifer Aniston and Jakey did "The Good Girl" together (2002).
Mike is producer, writer, actor and director.
From the imdb.com comments section:
"His father is Rev. Mel White who is also gay and a strong gay activist. He started and runs Soulfource, an organization of gay Christian activists"
It seems that Mike White said on "The Amazing Race": "Being gay and having a gay father definitely has its advantages. You don't feel like you're disappointing your parents since they beat you to the punch."
I wonder if they are counseling Jakey on how to come out.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:13pm.
That reality show contestant is also a screenwriter, and he wrote, and cameo-ed in School of Rock.
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he was also the producer of the sublime "Nacho Libre". Feel good movie, it may be weird and crazy, but it's hilarious.
But, like i said, he creeps me out.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:05pm.
Now, why would an A-Lister be eating soup with a reality show contestant?
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That reality show contestant is also a screenwriter, and he wrote, and cameo-ed in School of Rock. He also is a Hollywood producer. He probably doesn't need the prize money from The Amazing Race at all. He's just in it for the experience.
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Oh, damn, sorry. I'm a little ignorant, so...
Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:05pm.
Now, why would an A-Lister be eating soup with a reality show contestant?
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That reality show contestant is also a screenwriter, and he wrote, and cameo-ed in School of Rock. He also is a Hollywood producer. He probably doesn't need the prize money from The Amazing Race at all. He's just in it for the experience.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I could be wrong, and I'm running off to imdb it, but isn't that the guy from "Chuck and Buck"? Where he stalks the straight guy and has sex with him? I'm NOT a homophobe, but that shit gave me the willies.
ok, i watched Chuck & Buck last night and Mike White will forever creep me out....
but Jakey... *sigh* Jakey..
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Now, why would an A-Lister be eating soup with a reality show contestant?
Jakey Poo is NOT doing a good job defending his "heterosexuality." how can he still manage to look like a bottom next to Mike?
I am lost...
on that note
GOOD NIGHT D-SLUTS!