Dave, You Did Wha?!
What is the world coming to?! Every whore and their day pimp is getting married! Even bitches that I never thought would say "I do," are saying "I DID!" David Letterman actually did it. He gulped down 12 scotches, took 10 crack hits and married his longtime homegirl of 23 years, Regina Lasko, at a courthouse in Montana on Thursday. David and Regina have a son Harry together.
ET says that David dropped the news to his audience during a taping of his show today. David said, "On Thursday, at 3 PM, March 19, 2009 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko. Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ‘Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years.' I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I - honestly, whether this happened or not - I secretly felt that men who were married admired me…like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I’m saying? So now, we get ready to go and we’ve got to drive into the courthouse and it’s muddy, and we’re supposed to be there at 2, and it’s me, Regina and Harry in the truck, in the pickup truck…So we get two miles from the house and we get stuck in the mud – I mean, turn the truck over, stuck in the mud. So now we think, ‘Well, somebody will come– no, nobody comes along. Nobody comes along – it’s Thursday afternoon, who’s coming along, Zorro? No, nobody – so I get out of the truck and I walk two miles back to the house into a 50 mile an hour wind. It’s not Beverly Hills, it’s Montana, for God’s sakes. And the whole way, I’m thinking, ‘See, smart ass, see, see, you try to get married, this is what happens. See, well, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself. Could have happened any other day, but you wait now, see, this is what you get.’ So then we get in the car and Harry says, ‘Are we still going into town?’ and I said, ‘Yes, we are,’ and he gets very upset because mom had told him if I wasn’t back in an hour, the deal was off.”
That's actually a cute story, but damn! Now I'm getting scared. I better keep my eyes to myself, because getting hitched is in the air. If I look at a bitch too long, I may find myself chained to them legally and that's not my idea of a hot time.
But at least all those celebwhores can stop asking Dave when he's finally going to make Regina an honest woman.
And I get the vibe from Regina that she spends Sunday afternoons making shit out of big pieces of wood with Rojo Caliente in Park Slope. That means she's a keeper. It also means I must follow her from now on, because she will lead me to the ginge hotness.
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Sorry, I have to agree w. Miss Thang. At least look like you try! No-one is saying he should marry a bimbo, but there is a happy medium! And yeah it's great when someone has a wonderful personality, etc., but...this is someone you have to have sex w. for the rest of your life. Don't you want them to be a little sexy, at least? Or at least look like they care about themselves a little?
*shrug*
Anywho...there sure are some thin-skinned Republicans on here.
Damn, I stopped watching Dave years ago. Seems the older I got, he kept matching his age to his humor, the same old "schtict" ?(spelling) got too boring for my liking.
I think its great he finally married the woman who stood by his side sine 1986. I really like the fact she doesn't fit the "perfect model of a Hollywood wife.
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Didn't she used to be a comedy writer for SNL? I know she worked for SNL when he met her. Fact is she has been with him for over 20 years, bore him a child. I have the feeling he is not the easiest person in the world to live with. Congrats to them.
Oh Michael K, that is wayyyy too much wasted space on him. He may be award winning but to me, he's not even funny. I'd watch a Leno monologue b4 I'd ever watch Letterman's show.
Good for him, besides the plus' like he's mega mega rich, they've been together for a while and have a child. Im happy for him and them.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:51pm.
What is funny though is we are all commenting on her looks but he is butt.fucking.ugly.
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LOL, agreed! They must at least like each other to have stayed together so long. Wish them the best, even if I'm not a fan of his.
David Letterman is so sexy! I've had a crush on him like forever.
Submitted by Shelley on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 7:51pm.
So what is she is not a beauty queen?! Ya'll are pretty harsh on here--it is quite possible he loves her. If I were a wealthy older gentleman, that last thing I would want is to be married to a fake-boobed, bleach blond, dime-a-dozen bimbo! Perhaps he wants some intellectual conversation when he comes home at night and NOT have people pointing at him and laughing behind his back because he married a gold digger 30 years his junior...just a thought.....
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If I were a wealthy older gentleman, that FIRST thing I would want is to be married to a fake-boobed, bleach blond, dime-a-dozen bimbo! AND I'd want a dozen of 'em...
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Ok, I do know I have not been here in a while so deference to all, but how do we know she is the one who was not pressuring Dave, what if Dave was pressuring her to get married? Anywho, as a chick who used to get pressured, I alwauys loved how people always thought it was me who wanted that damn paper, hell to the no!!!
Anywho again, glad for them....I think Dave is cool and they made it for years. Glad whomever thought it was a good idea, did, cause in NY, there is no common law marriage. One of my mom's great friends, lived with a woman for 35 years, neither of them wanted marriage, she got fatally sick and her son from a previous relationship took her away and he had nothing to fall back on.... even though he took care of her through thick and thin for all their year including two bouts with cancer. When she died, and my mother was friends with both, she talked to the son and told him his common law husband should get some money or the apartment they lived on together for 30 years and the son said, and I was there.... " the money is is now mine, it is too bad theydid not get married, he is not related to me" so kudos for Letterman giving this woman, the mother of his child, some protection, even if they thought a paper was not important. Digressing I know.....____________________________________________
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they are both pretty average looking people. he just has an above-average amount of money.
and now, so does she.
nananana, naaah naah!
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David Letterman is a dickhead and his wife looks like a real bitch.
If he ran his mouth off insulting liberals like he does the republicans his ass would have been kicked to the curb years ago, which is too bad because he is a real douchebag prick.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:51pm.
Neither of them are oil paintings.
What is funny though is we are all commenting on her looks but he is butt.fucking.ugly.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:08pm.
She looks like she has a real good personality.
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Hahahaha! Jiggy, that is why I love you so!
She's pretty on the inside!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:14pm.
Seriously...she must be a pretty cool lady to not put pressure on Dave to get married all those years.
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I bet she was a lot hotter when he met her and even when she got pregnant. Now it's some combo of security, stability, honor, convenience.
Only two possibilities:
(1) Homo
(2) Most.unusual.fucking.man.on.the.planet who has tremendous $$ but doesn't want a hot chick.
I don't she has shaved her crotch in decades.
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Hurry up with that last hit of meth, Mavis. I think it's soup night down at the mission.
She looks like she has a real good personality.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:11pm.
Hee hee hee, damn Cholly, you have such a way with words.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:11pm.
I have found that a Makita hi-speed belt sander achieves the same results...but not nearly as much fun.
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now that she's married she'll stop trying for him; she'll gain weight, let her hair go..wait..she's a lumberjack Dave!!must be her brains..or money! :)
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THAT'S his girlfirend/wifey? I wasn't expecting a bimbo but I was expecting more of a Meryl Streep/Emma Thompson type ...
I don't really believe all that much in marriage (too much commitment and I've only seen a handful of happy marriages) but I want that party and that dress. Its my day, bitch.
Yes I'm shallow.
i found i could see more footballer on __classymingle.com___ i have met many celebrities and good friends, talking online,it's so cool~~~ lol
IS THAT HIS WIFE BECAUSE SHE IS HOMELEY BUT AS LINDA RONSTADT SAYS LOVE HAS NO PRIDE. ILL GIVE HER THE SAME TREATMENT I DO MY WIFE AND TIE A ROPE AROUND HER WAIST TO THE BACK BUMPER OF MY 460 HP GTO AND GET ABOUT 50LBS OFF HER IN 2 WEEKS.
I'm happy for both of them....same sex marriages are legal in Montana?
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Submitted by FireCat on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:25pm.
lmaoooooooooooooo
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Dear cruella de ville on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:02pm.
I am not going anywhere...people like you are why I come here in the first place! :) There is not a chance I would come here if the place was full of nice comments all the time!
Trust me, I can hold my own and be the biggest bitch on the block when necessary--I just reserve it for people who deserve it, like the Eft-Up Hogan Hillbilly clan, Camel-Toes CoCo, and Paris Hilton!
Guess I just have a soft-spot for Dave...I like him, I can't help it...he brings out my Mary Sunshine Side...LOL
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OMG... Is that woman related to Rosie O'Donnell? Yikes...
Part of me is very happy for him because true love and holy matrimony are great when you're in a long-term relationship, but couldn't they have tied the knot before the kid was born? I mean, at that point they'd still be together for, like, 18 years. That's a little redic.
This makes me think of this cum dupster who goes to school with my fiance. She is 28, has 5 kids between the ages of 3 and 8. And she had them all in 5 years. That's like having Irish Twins back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Oh and the chirruns are from four different guys. WTF? What the hell ever happened to society's standards?? And I'm only 24. I feel like I should be collecting social security soon...
Dear Shelley ~
3 things, baby darling: 1) you are right! beauty is only skin deep 2) you are right! We are harsh
3) Please go to Montana, find this Miss Lady Letterman, tell her that she is gorgeous and that you are so upset about what us shallow, ugly ourselves folks are saying about her
- that is the Southern way of telling you to shut the fuckity up and get out of the freakin chat if you want to play Mary Sunshine.
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Yeah, what Dr. Dick said.
And it's not just men who are guilty of chasing good-looking assholes.
I'm not saying she should be a bleached blonde spray tanned ho, but she can at least try. It doesn't hurt to take SOME pride in your appearance. Sheesh.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
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I love Dave and this is lovely. And Dr. Dick I am SO with you... if you want to keep your integrity, marry someone who is your equal and challenges you as well as loves you.
Grats to them. These guys are the right couple for holy matrimony. They've been together for a good while, hope it goes well for them as married couple. Here's a cool pic of Regina Lasko :o)
So what is she is not a beauty queen?! Ya'll are pretty harsh on here--it is quite possible he loves her. If I were a wealthy older gentleman, that last thing I would want is to be married to a fake-boobed, bleach blond, dime-a-dozen bimbo! Perhaps he wants some intellectual conversation when he comes home at night and NOT have people pointing at him and laughing behind his back because he married a gold digger 30 years his junior...just a thought.....
Now that they're married, I bet they get divorced within the next 3 years. They ruined a good thing
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Submitted by Alix on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 7:28pm.
had to look up a pic of this merril markoe...incredibly ugly. poor dave, all that money and fame and to have such sad, sad notches on your belt speaks volumes about your charm.
Lets remember WORST AWARDS SHOW HOST EVER!!! dave is mediocre
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Hi babies -
Gay marriage allowed in Montana? (if not, it should be, but I digress)
I have been fabulously married for nearly 13 years to the love of my life. My gays need that priviledge too. Baby Gays, I love you, you should go through the same f'n hell as us straight folks!!!! (and Broke ass Bitch Kim from RHOA and her wig)
Love y'all, mean it.
~ evil is just my middle name
For the desperate females out there who wanna wait it out - go ahead - act like an upaid whore for long enough, lie to yourself - have you bastard child ask enough times “Daddy - why do you call Mommy your girlfriend?” What a cow - must really love the money cause he's ugly as dirt.
Hopefully this means Dave is getting ready to DIE soon.
He's not funny and just a mean old fuck. Hopefully she'll divorce him and get HALF of everything.
ASSHOLES!
if shes a beard like has been suggested maybe he's the tv icon that likes pee pee times
her bush must be HUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!
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While she may not be the uglies white chick I have ever seen, she is definetly in the top ten! What the fuck - DL you should have used all that fucking money you have to upgrade. I know, I know she is a lovely person but who really gives a shit, you got to wake up with that shit every morning dude.
Oh come on! Dave marries a woman who's not a bleached blonde Barbie doll half his age, and she's gotta be a beard? No way. Dave, God bless him, seems always to have looked for brains in his woman (see Markoe, Merrill). And hell, she's in Montana, what does she have to scrub up for? Hope they're both very happy together. I love Dave!
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was i the only one who could hear that whole written dialgue in david letterman's voice, as if he were there actually saying it?
that may be a sign that i have watched way too much television in my life.
i think it's cool that the lettermans have an actual *life*. congratulations to them.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
Cool!
You like kugel? I'm making some for dinner.
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It's about goddamned time! Congrats to the two of them.
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