Monday, March 23rd 2009
That Hat Again
Time Magazine's ho of the year better be Aretha Franklin's damn inauguration hat, because that bitch is everywhere. It made an appearance in cake form at Aretha's 67th birthday party in Detroit on Friday.
Seconds after this picture was taken, the table and everything on it disappeared. Everyone immediately looked at Aretha and the single yellow rose petal resting on her upper lip.
In other news, ostriches are now extinct.
BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes....LOLROFPMP !!!! What a riot that comment was i almost blew my froot loops across the room !!!!!!!
I think blacula behind her looks like he hasn't feasted on humans in quite sometime and that is pure glee at the buffet of Aretha that's spread out before him.
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OMG! A Grapedrinkbaby sighting.
She does have some large boobies
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Team Stamiston!
She looks like she ate Bjork and every God damn swan in the universe. She is a Mother F@#$%ing HEFFER!
That fucking hat, its what nightmares are made of. This post is hilarious with that yellow stem sticking out of her mouth.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like she might have given two black eyes to the gentleman standing behind her.
Thats a FUPA if I've ever seen one
SHE'S AWESOME... LOVE HER
Aretha Franklin really sucked at the Inauguration...and her hat was fug. Plus she's fat. That sounds like three strikes to me!
Did she set her hat ON the cake or is that part of the cake? I think she set her hat on the cake for that photo op and pretty soon she'll be tearing the place apart wondering where the fuck her cake is at.
Forget the hat, it looks like Aretha's tail feather exploded when she did the chicken dance.
I mourn the loss of the ostrich.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 7:01pm.
Those poor spaghetti straps! They must have been engineered by NASA
Yes Deb. Super hi-strength over the shoulder boulder holder...holders.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
ROTFl...first at MK then at TV.
Where's my depends???
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
*raising harpoon over little sock monkey head*
"..from hell's heart, I stab at thee!!"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:20pm.
Hahaha, no problem! Beeshes gotta help beeshes out, am I right?
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word! a beesh gotta do what a beesh gotta do.
For some reason, your avie is making me crave moonshine..
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
that damn hat again!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:06pm.
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Hahaha, no problem! Beeshes gotta help beeshes out, am I right?
i heard many celebrities have a account __on ClassyMingle.com.___ talking online,it's so cool~~~ lol
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:10pm.
The 1st step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV,
Seriously dude, I will agree with anything MK says because I am a lemming but...
I thought she was hot at the inauguration. Both her appearance and performance.
Yes I am blind and deaf.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:46pm.
Her neck resembles that of a young Kimora Lee Simmons
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What a great reminder that i have to get my thyroid checked...lol! Thanks, beesh!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:01pm.
I liked the fucking hat.
What am I missing?
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taste?
I thought the hat was cool, it kept the sun off her head. Sort of like she keeps the sun off of Rhode Island.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I liked the fucking hat.
What am I missing?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
That was fucking awesome MK!
Happy Birthday Queen of Soul(food)!
michael k i really fucking love you. you slay me
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:46pm.
Her neck resembles that of a young Kimora Lee Simmons.
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Excellent defense against Chris Brown though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Her neck resembles that of a young Kimora Lee Simmons.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
Her facial expression is hilarious. It's like she's looking at a delicious fried pork chop with extra gravy.
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Aretha eating a pork chop counts as cannibalism.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Her facial expression is hilarious. It's like she's looking at a delicious fried pork chop with extra gravy.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Fatty...and from the looks of the guy behind her...he's not waiting for the appetizer.
LMAO at you all!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
She's a big boned woman...with a lot of meat.
would you like to cum suck my meat?
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That's the happiest she's been since she first heard the words "all you can eat buffet".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
She's a big boned woman...with a lot of meat.
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Did someone mention meat and bones???? *tying bib 'round tiger neck*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
I believe Denis Leary said this."Oh you're not fat, you're big boned? No no no no, Dinosaurs are big boned not people"
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
She's a big boned woman...with a lot of meat.
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The tyrannosaurus Rex was big boned, she's fucking fat. She has the same body type as Frosty the Snowman.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
Um no.
she's just a fat fuck.
trust me, I'm a woman, I am five foot almost eight and I wear a size ten. she is just a fat motherfucker, who on a good day, would fit in a size twenty four.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
She's a big boned woman...with a lot of meat.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Wow you could play a kind of where's waldo
what's bigger, her arms, her tits or the cake?
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Hrmm, my first thought was, "I wonder if those flowers are edible."
This weight problem of hers has been going on her entire life so it's hardly a surprise now. I'll always remember her as the pissed off waitress in Blues Brothers (1980).
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 6:57pm.
Look out, slutz.
Aretha's gonna bitch slap each and every one of youse.
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Psssht...all we'd have to do is distract that water buffalo with a simple "cheese cake, three o'clock" and make a run for it...unless...NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE....NOT A CHI-CHI SLAP???? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, WHORES!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Who is she marrying? Or is that a Prom Dress? I'm confused.....
This is so NOT age appropriate...and who's the "mouth" on her left? He's frightening........
This post me laugh so hard. The wording, the photo, it's why I love Dlisted.
She may have eaten that first hat as well.
Hi babies -
Just a cross thought here (oooo, maybe that is like cross dressing?)but maybe Byotch Kim from RHOA's wig would love to meet that hat.
They would meet, fall in love, and he (senor wig) would quit that bitch. Wig could live in Mo'Town forever - however would leave after 3 days because she mistakes it for lasagna and try to eat it.
(yes, babies - when you screw over a charity in the ATL (bitch Kim) I will nail your ass to the nasty end of the nearest truck haulin' cows to the slaughter so they can shat all over your ass. The wig deserves better.)
~ evil is just my middle name
That blowfish mouth of hers is quite scary.
Loving the triple chin as well..
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If she isn't careful she is going to do an "Iz" on us. Bitch has gotta do something about that poundage.