Monday, March 23rd 2009
That Hat Again
Time Magazine's ho of the year better be Aretha Franklin's damn inauguration hat, because that bitch is everywhere. It made an appearance in cake form at Aretha's 67th birthday party in Detroit on Friday.
Seconds after this picture was taken, the table and everything on it disappeared. Everyone immediately looked at Aretha and the single yellow rose petal resting on her upper lip.
In other news, ostriches are now extinct.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 7:04pm.
Guess they dont make lasagna straps.
HA! That was a good one!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The table and everything on it disappeared? More like the whole ROOM disappeared. Just a little piece of blue tie dangling out of her mouth.
Guess they dont make lasagna straps. I'd rather this be a jewish wedding so i could see her do the chair dance thing....err park bench dance thing
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
OMG MK THANKS!! I sent it via Facebook :D you made my day.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Well, I never!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Those poor spaghetti straps! They must have been engineered by NASA.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Agreed - one of the funniest posts ever on dlisted.
Love you MK x x x
i love cake
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Look out, slutz.
Aretha's gonna bitch slap each and every one of youse.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
This is a woman who should be heard and not seen...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 6:43pm.
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At least you got some of the good stuff to tide you over! Glad to hear you're on the mend. :)
And what did those poor ostriches ever do to Aretha?
I wish Ashton Kutchner dated her so we could get a tweet of her bending over in her large lady panties
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
LEAVE ARETHA ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 6:39pm.
Hey islandgirl! Yes, I had surgery last Monday. I have a lovely 4" incision and some nasty bruising, but I have plenty of Vicodin and Flexeril to smooth out the pain! Thanks for asking!
I've missed you guys! I can't sit for long. Soon I'll go back up to bed, but had to have a snark or two!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 6:37pm.
There's more fabric in that dress than there is in that tablecloth.
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Hahaha!! Hi Deb... did you have your surgery, and if so, how are you? xox
"In other news, ostriches are now extinct." Damn, I love you, Michael K!
~Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Anonymous~
There's more fabric in that dress than there is in that tablecloth.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Took a lot of Charmin Ultra to make THAT fuckery.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Nothing like a good, hearty, end of the day laugh. Thanks, MK!
This is the single funniest post I have ever read on this site. Pure genius. Thank you, Michael K.
Is that Stedman there in the blue? Lovin' the large, he is.
The geezer on the left looks like Fire Marshall Bill.
A lot of ostrich's died to make that dress
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ Miss Thang: those spaghetti staps are just for show. If they were actually holding up the Mother Of All Chichis, they would have snapped her clavicles in two.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:59pm.
She probably should have gone with a fruit salad and nonfat yogurt.
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Hahahahahaha!
they misspelled birfday.
I LOVED that damn hat on Inauguration Day. Um.. can we have a law against her wearing spaghetti strap dresses, though?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
happy birthday to her mega chichis!
Did they eat it or did Aretha wear it home?
She probably should have gone with a fruit salad and nonfat yogurt.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 5:57pm.
She looks like she WANTS lunch, thats for sure.
I was so wasted while watching the Inauguration that the only thing I remember is that big, fat, ugly eyesore! And I mean the hat...
she looks like a lunch lady. Do they make spanx for cows?
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Her cake and chest are about the same size!