Zac's Precious Feet Will Not Flutter in Footloose
Zac Efron has pulled out of the Footloose remake and will not butt fuck it to shreds. Paramount confirmed that Zac's twinkly feetsies will not fill the dance moves left behind by Kevin Bacon. That's the good news. The bad news is they plan to go ahead with this fuckery anyway!
They released this statement that smells like caca baking on a sidewalk: "Footloose is a project we've longed to see re-booted for a new generation. While Zac is no longer attached, we remain excited and committed to the collective brain trust of Kenny Ortega, Neil Meron and Craig Zaden, who will reinvigorate the franchise. Their fresh take on the film will undoubtedly be filled with the same kind of breakout performances that we've come to expect from them."
Translation: "We couldn't afford Zac's daily bronzer budget."
Paramount should take this as a motherfucking sign. If Zac Efron doesn't want to shake his starhole in their movie, then they should probably just file it under "Ideas that failed" and go on their merry way. This shit was obviously not meant to be destroyed. Maybe next lifetime.
Here's pretty pretty Zac sashaying his way through Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris today. Just ignore the Kanye West in the room. Pretend he's not there. It's for your own good. Several scientific professionals have urged me not to feed his ego after dark.
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watch. in the next like ten years, he's totally coming out.
Zach probably spends more time on his hair and make-up then most women. Well, he's certainly a pretty little thing. Maybe he'll star in a revival of the musical "The Boy From Oz".
A "Footloose" remake? When is the "Flashdance" remake coming out? *OOPS* I shouldn't have said that!
I can just imagine the "news" that will come after this queen "marries" Vanessa - "Zac and Van decide to adopt kids".
He-he-he.......
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Is it just me... or is she beginning to look a little like Michael Jackson?
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Somebody help me.
Provolone and I are agreeing on porn!!!!
WHAT'S NEXT?!?!?
I need help and I'm not afraid to admit it.
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@TITS
I totally agree. Its why i prefer more vintage then modern. There needs to be at least 2 minutes of plot to begin with. My current fave Vicky Vette has such witty banter before the deed
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 12:39am.
I dunno. Porn ain't what it used to be. How many times can you watch an erect penis entering various holes?
Yawn.
I find the written stuff to be far superior.
The imagination must be engaged. But then I'm a girl, so nevermind.... sigh.
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Well ESE, is nice to see you regarless... hope all is well with you...
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 12:36am.
ESE. What cabbage kid are you talking about?
really and truly, i can't say... it just came out that way.. don't mind me, i'm totally lost on here today...
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PSL, my puter is still too slow to answer in real time....what do you have to do at 6 tommorow? Isn't it like 11 over there?
I got a big meeting tommorow too, but my puter is working, I do not need my mother to tell me my priorities are wacked, I know.... ____________________________________________
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 12:22am.
your frustration is more the reason to just watch porn *sets alarm clock to call in sick tomorrow*
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Tits, about lost, I moderate what used to be one of the most popular sites, not so much now, it is top 10 or 15 these days, I had a point, oh yes, in the site I work for, there are a lot of scien"tits", anyway, my point before is that they can explain everything with excrutiating detail. I do feel that show should have just gone for the four seasons intially thought by the writers but sadly, with any show, there are profits to be thought of, I still love the show, and am not just saying that, but understand your frustation. I do have frustations once in a while, but the writers promise to explain the inconsistenices, only one season after this to make it happen. I still think it is a great thought out show... maybe cause when I go and challenge something to some of the people in the site they put me to shame with their knowledge of physics et al. Oh and yes, they cannot explain the fuckery that is the "love" triangle or quandrange between Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Juliet....
ESE. What cabbage kid are you talking about?
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hahahhaha Vany....she is too much. I am about to crawl into bed myself, I have to be up at 6......
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 12:00am.
PSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you baby. and LOL. I do have to head to sleep but my old computer is working and am taking full advantage... I am sure my mamacita would be proud. Then again the other day she said to me when I mentioned how my puter is on the verge of death that if I did not spend my money on socializing, I would have thousands of dollars to have not just a state of the art computer but a great penthouse in the city. Crack ain't wack, my mom is.. how are you?.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Vany - yeah, the time travel thing DOES explain some of the stuff from the beginning like 'the others', but jeez louise!
I love sci fi, but this sort of thing just begs BEGS to be picked apart for inconsistencies.
I still feel ripped off.
Could have been a perfectly respectable show had they not dragged the storyline out like a soap opera, and not gone down the freakzoid path.
If they had dropped that shit and merely followed the lives of those who left and those who stayed it could have been great.
Jack is a pretty weasel. No spine, no character.
LOVE Hurley!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 12:00am.
Vany!!!!
what are you doing up so late? Men don't marry women who stay up late you know...... :)
i humbly disagree!
OT: are ya fuckin' kidding me?!.. i don't wanna speak bad about this cabbage patch kid lookin' muthafu... er... wait, what was i saying?
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:58pm.
Hey Vany!
Oh tits, don't get me on what was planned from the beginning. I can tell you this...initally, when the show was sold to ABC if was to last 4 seasons... Jack was to die on the first episode and Boone as the lifeguard was supposed to be the savior but the president at ABC thought that everyone loved Jack, anywho, digressing... I do think because they had to add to the story, time travel became more important but if you look at the books mentioned at the beginning, time travel issues where always there..... the writers just had to drag it and add to the story. Now, it had gotten too sci fi sometimes for me since the producers initally mentioned that everything could be explained by science, but am no scientest and on the website I moderate people always tell me, with equations and all, how everything on the show makes complete sense. I can't say I am as intelligent as them, once they start trying to explain in excrutiating detail the valenzetti equation, I just nod and merge their posts..... with other posts I barely get....
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Vany!!!!
what are you doing up so late? Men don't marry women who stay up late you know...... :)
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Hey Vany!
You're a big lost fan yeah?
Tell me this - was the time travel thing in the plan from day one or a premise to continue the show ala gilligans island.
Frankly I'm miffed at having watched so many eps only to be presented with this piffle.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:47pm.
Ok, well, the Open post is on friggin' page 2 now.
Too lazy to click to page 2.
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after 9pm est we're rule breakers.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 11:17pm
HI TV, hope all is well with ya in upstate NJ.
As for this topic, at least is not a Michael Bay project....otherwise we would have a nobody dancing in a modern day town, who is blown up by a preacher in said town only cause he moves his hips.... I need to know, is there really a place in the US now, where dancing is prohibited? yep in the 80's I supended dis and belief, but IMHO no 17 year old now could believe this premise now....
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
And WTF are they thinking, no one can take Kevin Bacon's place - the least of all this princess!
I am so sick of this mother fucker. He is not that good looking, unless you like chicks. He isn't that gret an actor. Just an overall pussy who fucking sucks.
Hi Vany!!!!!!!
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Hi mofos! long time no see.... yep I do not care much about Fruitloose and Zac Effhim, but I just wanted to say hello....
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:17pm.
Nevermind Tigger's h8r remarks...we all know you hail from the Cashmere Monkeys of Boston.
Tiggs is just jelly that I'm your Bitch of Honor.
She did not appreciate being invited to be the coatcheck cat.
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thanks for the tip off. you just know she's going to sleep on all the coats.
smelly hairs, butt nuggets and the odd blood stained whisker does not make a nice parting gift.
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"Indeed! (Put this on my going-to-hell tab)..."
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
WANNA see his more information on __classymingle.com__, in order to share his detail with his fans, he had a blog and talked with you online looool~~ many celebrities can be found. you cant expect more
Ok, well, the Open post is on friggin' page 2 now.
Too lazy to click to page 2.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ppl get their coats back & they're shredded in the ass or crotch part only, "Would you look at that ... what happened there? Oh, well. Tip, please. Thank you ...."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 9:47pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gay Unabomber....
"Oh, now shut up bitches, or... *pointing freshly manicured finger into crowd*... I'll bomb you,you, you and you...not so much you-with-that-awful-ensemble-bitch-please...with my FIERCENESS...Oh, yes I will, and, excuse my beauty, but you and the FBI will like it...Don't front...Zackey don't play that..." *pulling hoodie taunt like Zackey mean bidness*....
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Word. *posing as sock monkey chola* *flashing cashmere chesticles aka gang sign*
ON T: Zacky, she my ho.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:28pm.
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sourcrout? oh fuck me.
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shirley that illiterate fool meant to say "sourcrotch" which could be any one of us.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:17pm.
Nevermind Tigger's h8r remarks...we all know you hail from the Cashmere Monkeys of Boston.
Tiggs is just jelly that I'm your Bitch of Honor.
She did not appreciate being invited to be the coatcheck cat.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:27pm.
Sure, if Sockey weren't from NYLON/POLYESTER stock...Sure, there's a little Cotton thrown in there....lint trap fluff...Pffft....Thing is I wonder if Sockey's betrothed knows this....or about those FAKE cotton blend "cashmere" titays she had sewn on her chesticals by a very loose lipped seamstress...Yes, I'm thinking I'll need a bit of high octane catnip to forget about these factoids before said Sockey wedding....
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pfft you should see the pics!
NOT a good boob job.
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CAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
Goodnight.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:28pm.
From urban dictionary:
barking spider
These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays.
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sourcrout? oh fuck me.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:24pm.
I regret this already--more than you know--but what is a fucking "barking spider"??
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that was a new one on me too. but the context she used it in should tell you. It's more fun if you figure it out for yourself.
been giggling slyly over that for a good five minutes.
Woof!
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From urban dictionary:
barking spider
These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
PS Somebody help poor convulsing Bill.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
jiggy, it's the much-loved no-no hole that M.K.'s always talking about.
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Must watch Miss Ru tonight ....
Nite Riverchic, next time make sure he brings enough for everyone.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:17pm.
@TITS, i dont know if that would be appropriate for a sock monkey to wear. Wouldnt that be like Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs wearing humans??
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Sure, if Sockey weren't from NYLON/POLYESTER stock...Sure, there's a little Cotton thrown in there....lint trap fluff...Pffft....Thing is I wonder if Sockey's betrothed knows this....or about those FAKE cotton blend "cashmere" titays she had sewn on her chesticals by a very loose lipped seamstress...Yes, I'm thinking I'll need a bit of high octane catnip to forget about these factoids before said Sockey wedding....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
<"Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:23pm.:>
Ru just gave a shout out to Michael K on his show. And his favorite Bebe won. He's going to be a happy Princess tomorrow.
Submitted by riverchic on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:22pm.
Alright, guys - my old man's home from work & he brought a bottle of vodka with him so it's time for me to go! Have a good night my lovlies!!! MWAH!!
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Nite. Nite. Riverchic! *little sock monkey wave*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
LMAO, Sockie. He decides to send his first package to Vanessa Hudgens. It explodes with blue ink that takes about a week and $50g's to finally get off of her face.
I regret this already--more than you know--but what is a fucking "barking spider"??
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:21pm.
"My favorite blog, DListed..." from RuPaul! KUDOS
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eh? Where did you see that?
Seems about right though when I think about it for 3 seconds.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 10:11pm.
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LMAO! *dialing Vera Wang's private number* I'm hoping she can design a banana-yellow (neon) color bridesmaids dresses with embroidered little sockys climbing into their butts. The wedding planner and the MIL are gonna freak!! I'm wanting a jungle theme for my wedding..........
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008