Um, Maybe This Bitch Should See A Doctor?
Cindy Crawford is fucking 43, she's fucking hot, she's fucking nekkid and she's fucking foaming at the cooch in Allure Magazine. This is what happens to every bitch who sticks the tip into Parasite Hilton's rabies-infested snatch. Ring up the free clinic and tell them we have a foamer.
All the ideas for this photo shoot were taken out of the "So Edgy & Different" files. I mean, shaving cream, a robot with shiny eyes (OMG! Kanye, is that you?) and bread ripping? Why would anyone want to kill a delicious loaf of piping hot carbs? Cindy will be hearing from the good people at PETY (People for Ethical Treatment of Yeast)! You can't just go around butchering bread! Well, unless you plan to slap some mayo and a slice of ham on it. Then it's okay.
And you know there's some sick fucker out there who is spitting on his peen over Cindy being a meanie to a bread lof. Bread fuckers: they exist!
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Okay, first I'm tired of hearing "looks good for her age" whenever a woman who has had children poses. Two, the bitch looks good but PLEASE she does NOT look like this anymore. I've seen her on TV and she doesn't look like the same person.
she sucks
She is gorgeous!Still beautiful and a hot body..makes me almost want to buy the snake oil she sells on t.v.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
wow. she looks REALLY fuckin old in that first pic. and her boobs are really saggy. i bet whoever came up with this shit idea of a photo shoot thought they were really artistic and what not. i'm sure they thought it was DEEP and MEANINGFUL and soooo originial. but in reality it's just fucking ridiculous. i'm so fuckin sick of seeing shit like this. why can't they just take normal fucking pictures anymore??? what the fuck.
eh. doesnt do it for me. never did. she was born without a waist. her face is too butch, and she is too big. i wouldnt be at all surprised to learn that she was born a hermaphrodite.
AND those boobs are fake.
and why dont you mention photoshop here?
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Now I know why she has no wrinkles. It looks like that robot is flat-ironing her face instead of her hair.
And for all the haters, you can take comfort that even she isn't what she once was.
http://www.cindy.com/supermodel/gallery/
Love her. She is gorgeous. Then and now. Plastic surgery, retouching, no matter. All I'm saying is surgeons, photographers and lighting can't make Tori Spelling look like this. She is one of the real supermodels. And Cindy always admitted Paulina was perfection... and publicly said she was commercial and popular but never considered "artistic" or a photographer's muse like Christy T or Linda Evangelista. That's one thing I always liked about Cindy. She always knew who she was and where she stood in the grand scheme. Now Kate Moss, Naomi... those are giant egos. If I have to read another Kate Moss post where she goes, "Who is so-and-so in fashion" I'll die.
And Sheeps, I'd heard about her batting both sides. IMHO, they all do!
I read this Dan Savage post years ago. First thing that came to mind.....
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=19075
Tyra has done more "artistic" photos then this crap.
This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
No, it's not art. It's fucking dumb.
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cindy looks hot. I don't care HOW she does it, as long as she DOES it.
Congrats to her. Don't hate, sluts!
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I'd like to see the untouched original pics, please. I don't believe shit with staged photos anymore.
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im so bored of seeing these celebs shoving their bodily nakedness in the publics faces! *boring!*
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:46am.
I've always liked her and she is one of the original "SUPERMODELS", there were only about 5 or 6 that truly deserve that title. The models of today are just that, models, walking sticks w/beautiful clothes on very very high heels. That's about it for them, no personality, no nothing. These girls were another breed, a breed that will never be seen again.
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Thank God there won't be any more like them. They were overpriced, untalented hos to begin with. Yeah, Cindy's attractive and all, but for some reason, I don't find myself going starry-eyed for her. She looks good for her age, but with the help of her plastic surgeon, team of domestic help at home, and Photoshop, it really is no wonder in the least.
ohhh ohhh ohhh Cindy C! My school boy crush and putting those young skanks to shame today.
--thanks awfully--
"Yes, she's beautiful, but she has all the money and time to devote to exercise, diet (I'm sure a personal chef does all the cooking), and surgery (which she has admitted to). Not impressed in the least."
How many more people would look good at that age if they had the same resources that Cindy has? Not only does she have the money and the time to devote to her outward appearance but money can erase SOME of the cares of life that tend to show in your face.
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Yes, she's beautiful, but she has all the money and time to devote to exercise, diet (I'm sure a personal chef does all the cooking), and surgery (which she has admitted to). Not impressed in the least.
wow she looks amazing for her age
not too crazy about the 'foam' picture
Holy Haters Batman!!
Yeah, sure if you stare a her pic for long enough you could find a flaw, if you're that down on yourself that you must find flaws in beautful models....
Who cares? it doesn't make anyone else any less beautiful!! She is a model who spends some hard time taking care of her appearance.
P.S - I don't get the comments about the vaginal delivery... that's the best way to keep your body looking good in my experience-- No scars!!
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"If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?"
Reminds me of a picture Farrah Fawcett did for her playboy "all of me" Farrah was covered in gold paint head to toe.
Whoever thought up this "masterpiece" shoot should be so FIRED! They obviously were stoned the night before, I bet Cindy Crawford rolled her eyes when they told her the shit she had to do for this mag spread. AMATEURS!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I dont get the pics..bit she looks fab
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I hate to say it folks....but Cindy is ACTUALLY45 yrs old....I have it from a very good source. Also, she likes to bat from both sides of the plate in the old days.
She's admited to plastic surgery too.
Not a fan of Cindy, but she does look good in the pix without the rapid dog spit all over her.
already saw these pics. she's beautiful!
This bitch is not of this earth, she is too naturally beautiful, that body is to die for, at 43 she looks better than most models and celebrities I know in their 20's and 30's. Im sure the pic is airbrushed, but even without Im sure she is pure perfection. I've always liked her and she is one of the original "SUPERMODELS", there were only about 5 or 6 that truly deserve that title. The models of today are just that, models, walking sticks w/beautiful clothes on very very high heels. That's about it for them, no personality, no nothing. These girls were another breed, a breed that will never be seen again.
Apparently her husband is tired of f*cking her though. He's rumored to be a raging cheater.
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I'm a short big bootied, big tittied black girl and I dont run around all willy nilly saying that I want to look like white women, but I would pretty much trade up all my shit for all of hers (tits, stomach, hips, thighs). And this bitch is like 15 years older than me. Unreal.
I just never thought she was all that.
butterface.
Submitted by madonnabeso on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:15am.
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There's your proof! Wow, she has a lot of nerve wearing a two piece. If she wore a one piece she'd look great. She did have kids and she is 43.
I've never found her to especially attractive. Always thought she was lip liner and eyebrow pencil. Symmetrical face, yes but her eyes were always so blah.
Now that Paulina Porsikova was perfection. Same age as Cindy but Paulina had an attitude so nobody liked working with her. The only reason why Crawford was touted so much was because Paulina was bitchy and foreign.
"All the ideas for this photo shoot were taken out of the "So Edgy & Different" files."
Right on, MK. I'll admit when a bitch looks good, but I say this particular spread takes her down a few notches. There's no cohesion in any of these shots and she doesn't look appealing. *Yawn*
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"Not only does she need an order of protection, but homegirl also needs an order of WAKE THE FUCK UP and a piping hot order of therapy" MK 3/6/09
allure magazine should fire whoever the fuck was the artistic director for that photoshoot, it's really terrible, on so many ways
Submitted by hoozer on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:59am.
Can someone kindly research and post Cindy and the Spitzer chic's Mom's dieting and exercise plans??? I'll follow them!
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You ain't kidding, hoozer! Spitzer's hooker's mother is amazing. I have never looked so good, and I'm 20 years younger.
Is that soap on Cindy Crawford or did she just get hit with the Cumblaster 2000 machine.
She should look good she's a model.
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I absolutely love Cindy Crawford... When I was 10 I bought every magazine that had that beautiful mole face on it ! SHE CAN DO NO WRONG IN MY BOOK !!!
First I like to say kudos to Cindy for having natural childbirth with her two children! At least she did not go the scheduled c-section route. She has given into vanity though.
She had to have had something done, because she did look like this at 41! She had stretch marks all over her stomach and a belly. You can see that from the pics in the UK Daily Mail. Either the stretch marks were taken away surgically or by photo shop.
Why does a 43 year old have to act like a 23 year old?
Can someone kindly research and post Cindy and the Spitzer chic's Mom's dieting and exercise plans??? I'll follow them!
Holy Christ!!! She is sooooo fucking hot looking!
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Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:32am.
Look,its obvious these pics have been photoshopped to death and she was/is a model anyway-there are plenty of women in their 40s who look as good...
Did anyone see the pics in the New York Post of Eliot Spitzers hooker on a Jersey beach with her mom?
The mom looked amazing,totally natural pics and she has to be in her 40s.
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I doubt they have been "photoshopped to death". I have seen Cindy in regular candid photos...and I saw her on Oprah not all that long ago, showed some video of her and Randy in their house cooking or something...well, that wasn't photoshopped and she looks the same to me. Yeah, they do some tweaking but usually stupid shit when the model already looks as good as Cindy does. Remember the Jessica Alba alcohol ads...they photoshopped all of those and she actually looked the same, or better in the original shots.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:37am.
She looks awesome but I think I would've rather seen Rande Gerber all nekked and soaped up.
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HAHA...not a bad thought...
She looks awesome but I think I would've rather seen Rande Gerber all nekked and soaped up.
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Um...damn she looks hot!! There may be a little photo shop there...but I doubt it's much. She is hot and has always been hot and I'm sure will always be hot. I miss when models looked like her instead of the messes they have now that need gobs of makeup and good lighting to look somewhat pretty. MOdels like Cindy, Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington, Elle McPhearson, etc...did it much better!
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Look,its obvious these pics have been photoshopped to death and she was/is a model anyway-there are plenty of women in their 40s who look as good...
Did anyone see the pics in the New York Post of Eliot Spitzers hooker on a Jersey beach with her mom?
The mom looked amazing,totally natural pics and she has to be in her 40s.
I'm totally glad I ain't a raving beauty cause I don't have very far to fall LOL It must suck to be drop dead gorgeous & lose it all to age, drugs, etc.
Cindy is still pretty but her face is very pulled-looking. The lather pic is cliche but I still like it.
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I love Jenny McCarthy for one thing only, and that is the fact that she said it is ALL photoshopped no matter how young youare. Cindy is gorgeous no matter what age.
Unfortunately, there is this stigma surround age. It gets me riled up because I know plenty of people who look great 'for their age' It's when people start getting themselves pulled and peeled and injected, that they look older than they are. Doing the drugs, drinking, smoking, sun exposure, chronic illness, heredity all age you faster than you care to.
I'm a hunnert and fiddy and don't look a day over 149!
*pours some whiskey, lights a ciggie, amps up the fake and bake and fires up the nebulizer*
She was never my favorite model, Christy Turlington was, Cindy is just way to annoying.
Now with that, she looks great but who wouldn't when you have a rich husband who is bff with The Brad btw and have lots of time on your hands. I'm just sayin', bitch still wants to be all that in front of a camera.
I wonder why her and Skeletina never have play-dates?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
photo shop, tummy tuck, whatever it is not natural and that's fine but let's stop pretending she's got great genes that prevent her from looking like everybody else. she's beautiful yes- but she's human and NOT flawless!