Jacko Wants To Adopt A Baby
That headline alone should cause every damn major international agency to gather together to start some kind of task force to stop this madness before it starts! Chris Hansen can be their leader.
The Sunday Express says that while Jacko is playing in London he wants to make a couple of big purchases including a fucking baby! A damn child. Yes, one with private parts!
A source said the King of Crazy has contacted a British adoption agency about adding a fourth child to his gang. The source went on to say, "His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child. Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation. He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning."
Jacko is already a daddy to Prince Michael I, Paris and Prince Michael II. So I'm guessing his fourth kid will be named Prince Michael III. His nickname will be Feather Bed.
Hopefully, this British adoption agency works with Dateline NBC and this is really just some kind of fucking sting. Chris Hansen better be in the back making lemonade and preparing for Jacko's arrival. It's not funny.
If Jacko is able to adopt a baby, then that means there are no longer any rules in life. Yup. Flash your vagina in the middle of a crowded park! Run down the street and lick random hot people. Masturbate on a fire hydrant. Scream at a squirrel. Go fucking crazy, because anything goes!
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I think the "lion" is one of his "kids". Instead of making them wear blankets over their heads in public, it's masks now.
What's with the creepy lion behind him?!
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Best post I have seen regarding this 'story'.
Seriously...this is a messed up world we live in if someone like him would even be considered fit to adopt.
Nevermind the other ridiculous celebutards like Madonna.
And then you have the seriously mentally ill 'octomom' allowed to bring home
some of the kids??
What the hell is the matter with people??
Something upsetting is happening in the background.
Or am I tripping? Or both?
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They say that Miss Jackson is quite butch in person and has a realman deep voice. The nelly voice is just for the public.
Does this mean that she also fucks fish(Lesbianism most foul!)???
Who the F is the lion? Is that Blanket or one of the Prince Michael kids?
Is it just me, or does MJ look like the lion man beside him. Or is it that the lion man looks like the MJ behind him. I'm confused...
I wish jacko would want to adopt all these spambots here today. They annoy the fuck out of me.
I guess he got tired of having 6 year olds?
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"He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations."
Who the FUCK told him that??? He carries the tarnished title of the world's most well known pedophile.
Also, anyone with the lack of imagination as to call both penis pumps Prince Michael does not need another pump. Please no.
I'm going to have reoccuring nightmares starring this picture! *shuddering*
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEPY, why dont he befriend Octomom, maybe she can lend him one for a while.
What the...!!
Creepy lion's hairline looks more natural than MJ's.
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Its an unpopular opinion (and I will probably get flamed to death for it), but I genuinely do not believe that Michael Jackson is a pedophile. I think the man is severely disturbed and has some major psychological dysfunction that makes him believe that he's a little boy living in Peter Pan Land, but I have never believed that its sexual in nature. Don't get me wrong, its clearly some seriously inappropriate behavior for a grown ass man, but I dont think he believes that he is a grown up. I actually find it all rather sad and another example of what famewhoring, abusive stage parents can do to their children (Lindsay, Britney, etc.). And they REAAAALLLLLY wanted to stick it to Michael Jackson. It was damn near a witch hunt and they could not pin that down, so I dont think its true. Famous or not, aint no jury with any kind of compelling evidence going to let a child toucher just roam free.
In other news, he sold out 30 shows at the London O2 arena in like 5 minutes or something, so clearly somebody is still interested in seeing him. I just doubt he can physcially pull it off. The man looks like a dying bird.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:24am.
i smell fellini-esque photoshopping. the kid in the lion mask is a picking its nose, taunting Wacko for the nose he can never get back
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Good call! Great ref.
i smell fellini-esque photoshopping. the kid in the lion mask is a picking its nose, taunting Wacko for the nose he can never get back
whew, that took too much thinking for me. i'm now exhausted
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remember when you were a kid and dreamed, hoped, prayed that Michael Jackson would adopt you and you would have the bestest life ever?
(I still feel this way about Oprah......call me!)
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"His nickname will be Feather Bed."
AAAHHHHAAAAAA!!! My diet Coke shot out my nose!!
lol@feather bed
is that one of his princes in the background?
Hey check it out, it's the son of last week's "Caption This!" couple in the background!
Don't you guys ever wonder what he does to his own kids since he's been accused of molesting little boys?. I simply don't understand how he's allowed to still have them!. Imagine what they're going through...
I know of a crazy bitch in California with eight babies laying around who may want to sell one or two of them.
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It seems as if the lion is sniffing a finger after prodding Wacko Jacko!
I bet the kid in the lion mask is one of his. You know how he always has them wear blankets on their heads and shit.
Sick fucking freak. If *I* did that, my kids would be in foster care right now. When those kids grow up, they are going to be really really pissed that no one had the balls to rescue them.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:45am.
Awww...thank you, Jill! You made my day!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 8:56am.
The kid in the lion mask is really creeping me out.
It's like something from a weird German art film. Just outside of the frame, I expect there was a naked octogenarian riding a bike, a dwarf transvestite singing a song about unrequited love and murder, and a harlequin tending a vegetable garden. All symbolizing mans struggle against an existential non-existence.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:38am.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:19am.
What's up with his lion-masked child giving the finger in the background?
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I thought that too but it's an index finger and not the bird. Still creepy though. As is Jacko himself and any idea of him adopting anything.
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I'm gald I'm not the only one who noticed that.
How old are his kids? Old enough to write a tell-all yet? He needs to get w/the OctoPig b/c together they will bring delusion & narcissism to new heights.
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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:19am.
What's up with his lion-masked child giving the finger in the background?
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I thought that too but it's an index finger and not the bird. Still creepy though. As is Jacko himself and any idea of him adopting anything.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:19am.
What's up with his lion-masked child giving the finger in the background?
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I agree! That's even scarier than Jacko!
Looks like something out of The Shining.
We need to petition NBC to bring back To Catch A Predator on Dateline. Ever since that assistant DA killed himself over his involvement and the family sued NBC, they haven't had any new episodes.
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Want attention? Adopt a child. Just regular folk who want a family but can't afford to buy one? Your shit out of luck. These adoption rules need to be looked into and changed. Being rich doesn't automatically make you a good parent. Look at the Hogans and Hiltons to name just a few. This freak shouldn't have the ones he has now.
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What's up with his lion-masked child giving the finger in the background?
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:14am.
Not only should he NOT be allowed to adopt, he should lose custody of the children he has right now. God knows they are not his biological kids.
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He bought those kids fair and square!
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Eh. He is "broke" in the same way that Donald Trump is always "broke." Lots of debt, and maybe not a whole lot of cash stockpiled in bank accounts, yet he still manages to fly around the world and stay at first-class resorts and buy almost anything he wants. Just cause he had to sell his $500 million ranch or whatever doesn't mean he's living on a fry cook's salary now.
Not only should he NOT be allowed to adopt, he should lose custody of the children he has right now. God knows they are not his biological kids.
Pedo belongs in jail or a nuthouse.
Ricki Lake ~ He is BROKE so, I think it would be hard for him to even PAY attention much less PAY for a baby!
Don't care what kind of music legacy he is or made, it all goes away because YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE MJ!
That shit never just "gets shaken off".
Ironic justice, him and Vadge wind up in a bidding war for the same kid.
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Awwwww hell no!
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I doubt this will happen..
I love watching Chris Hansen..embarrass the fuck outta those creeps.
cookies are always involved in that show..sick
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If you are so fucking crazy that, in 2009, with all your fame and millions of dollars, you cannot convince a bio-woman to let you dump a load in her fecund cooch, then you should not be able to adopt. End of fucking story.
is this an audition for the Strangers? where does one find such a creepy mask...
oh and the lion one is pretty neat too
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Even his fake nose hates him.
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Michael Jackson being able to adopt a human child would certainly be signs of a nearing apocalypse that shouldnt be ignored.