Blohan's Busted Bumper
Yeah, not (nsfw) THAT bumper. That bumper has been busted since '05.
The bumper on her brand new $100,000 Maserati got fucked up when Blohan's assistant ran that shit into a parked Subaru yesterday afternoon. Being a dumb bitch must be contagious. Seriously, you could be the greatest driver on the planet, but if you sit next to Blohan in a car, all your skills will be thrown out the damn window. Or Blohan would find a way to crystalize your skills so she can snort 'em up.
Fixing that wreck isn't going to be cheap. Blohan better give her snatch a pep talk and a Life Saver, because SamRo's going to put it through some serious shit to pay for that busted bumper.
Here's Blohan wandering the streets of Downtown L.A. yesterday. If Blohan wants to look like she's in the final stages of becoming a zombie, that's fine. But bitch shouldn't put her weave through that shit. She needs to dip it in some Pedialyte, because it's looking thirsty.
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If she can afford that car bitch can't be that broke.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Does anyone remember that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie does that hideous cover for New York Magazine (?) and she comes out looking like a lot lizard? That's what Blohan looks like ALL THE TIME. Not a hot look. It's pretty sad when your 23 (I can't believe she's my age) and look like a 40 year old SJP at her worst.
Bitch has an assistant????
She is actually wearing a cute coat & nice boots, but why is she trying to pull off thick nylons as leggings? Her legs are okay, but they arent that phenomenal that she should go without pants or at least a mini skirt...I just dont get it.
She says she is worried about paying for her house and she buys a car for 6 figures? Blohan really needs to lay off the crack.
that's not her hair, it's fake, bunch o' extensions, and they look horrible, geeeez
She's broke, but has a brand new car and pays someone to drive her around in it?
It's dumbasses like this that fucked up the economy. Someone take the credit cards away from this delusional dipshit.
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There should be some kind of rule or law that feckless assholes like her, and Hilton, and all the other Hollywood pinheads can't be allowed to drive such wonderful pieces of machinery. All they do is smash them up, neglect, and get rid of them when they aren't "hot" anymore. I think Jay Leno should be allowed to confiscate cars from these idiots like animal rescue.
CUT THAT FCUKING HAIR! Not all long hair is nice. If it's that thin and scraggly TRIM THAT SHIT! Jesus.
Please make it stop.
Wait a sec...didn't Dale Bozzio and Missing Persons emphatically state that *nobody* walks in L.A.? That Firecrotch...such a trendsetter.
Seriously...she's crying poverty and has a brand *new* $100,000 Maserati? What..there are no Zip cars or Budget rentals in her area? Why does she even need a car anyway. Her sugardyke chauffeurs her everywhere and the last time she owned a car she hijacked three innocents chasing down her assistant.
Her shenanigans have moved from comical to tiresome. Go home, you spoiled little skank. There are real problems in the world and yours aren't any of them.
typical junkie...rides around in a beat up piece of (expensive) junk
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Nothing klassier than walking around with a butt and a Diet Coke in your hands. She must have the same image consultant as Britney.
An interview with e-online about how she wants "people to belive in her". HAH!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b105799_lindsay_it_would_be_really_nice_...
Gawd she looks like hell. Where's the kids mother? Ohhhh, wait, that's right... train wrecks begat train wrecks...
I think Blohan should dip her entire self in Pedialyte, bitch looks emaciated and malnourished from her strictly cocaine 'n' cigarettes diet!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:41am.
She should write that car off as an "office expense" since I'm sure that's where she "services" casting directors and her dealers.
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LMAO. ITA. She probably "pays" all her expenses in it.
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She should write that car off as an "office expense" since I'm sure that's where she "services" casting directors and her dealers.
Unless Blohan owns the car outright, the bank will require her to have full coverage insurance. And since she wasn't driving the car, this will not go on her driving/insurance record.
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You don't win friends with salad.
I think she should have splurged on a bar of Dove soap instead...
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:22am.
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Damn. Put me on front street then why dont you? Im sure she has something, insurance or something to pay for it....
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I just wanted to know because if Maserati offers collision repair as part of its warranty then I'm trading cars.
As for insurance, her policy probably lapsed for nonpayment. Also, her policy may not cover other drivers and her ass-istant caused the damage.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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she shouldn't even be allowed to sit in a car as a passenger. She's that much of a risk.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:42am.
Yesterday werent they reporting that she was flat broke, how the hell does she have a new maserati? And if its new then theres a warranty on it so she shouldnt fret much over it....
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What kind of warranty covers collision damage?????
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Damn. Put me on front street then why dont you? Im sure she has something, insurance or something to pay for it....
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:42am.
Yesterday werent they reporting that she was flat broke, how the hell does she have a new maserati? And if its new then theres a warranty on it so she shouldnt fret much over it....
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What kind of warranty covers collision damage?????
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by angry_secretary on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:10am.
Ticket to ride, white line highway........
you've just been violated!
this lousy bitch will be outta money soon. no more cocaine and redbull/vodka chasers. what a shame.
Crash. Smash. Pink. Heart.
Freeze. Rock. Sugar. Kane. Freebase!
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:55am.
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Thanks, Hekki! I asked because it looked so familiar, and I just couldn't place it. And now it rings a bell - I work for a PR firm, and our graphics department is a fan of Zeldman's work.
I thought she was license revoked anyway...
another day, same stupid bitchassness
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Submitted by pomegranate on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:53am.
For a broke person, she sure has fancy toys...
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What, like a gold plated dildo since she quit the dick?
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
For a broke person, she sure has fancy toys...
Yesterday werent they reporting that she was flat broke, how the hell does she have a new maserati? And if its new then theres a warranty on it so she shouldnt fret much over it....
smack. smack. sugar smack. give me a smack and ill smack ya back!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:39am.
You mean her scrips. Those are the only pages she has that are that long!
Morning Snowy.
Trip Gloria for me sometime, will ya? I'd be so happy if you did!
the "black guy" must have stolen her pants...
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
LMAO DG she's got all her laundry and the "script" she's studying...you know for her upcoming "ROLL"....
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I have this very sweet patient in here, deaf as a doornail and gets directions confused most terribly. Whenever she comes in here I want to cry and she won't sit down now..she's standing at the counter here and I'm pretending to be working hard(ly)...:S
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:29am.
Why is she carrying her laundry?
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It's her personal valet's day off.
Bitch is broke... how can she afford a Masarati? Bitch ain't worked a real job in about 2 years... she's got scratch to run around in a Masarati? WTF???
Honestly, eating SaMANtha's butch puss pays that well? Good Lord, I'm in the wrong profession.
Octomom, WhoreHan, Wonky McValtrex...these bitches are really messin with my emotions.
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Wouldn't the assistant have to pay for it?
According to Judge Judy she would.
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I read somewhere that smoking is a big thing on set because there is so much waiting time between takes and there's nothing to do.
Sam the man will pay for it to be repaired.......hell, she probably bought the sob!
Lohan, I think you NEED something a little stronger than AA.
Why is she carrying her laundry?
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 10:26am.
haha..
and then when your trying to save $ you switch to parliment like Linds.
and me :P
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