Anne Hathaway As Judy Garland
Anne Hathaway got so close to licking Oscar's head, so now she's got a craving for him in a bad way. Which explains why she's going to play Judy Garland in both a film and stage version of the biography Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland. Anne will obviously do anything to an Oscar including getting her legs chopped off, because she's like five hundred feet tall and Judy was only like 4'11"! Unless they are going to pull some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and CGI Anne's head on a little body. That would be entertaining.
The Weinstein Company, who is producing this mess, issued this statement of words: "We are thrilled to have the brilliantly talented Anne Hathaway portray stage and screen legend Judy Garland. I have worked with Anne on projects in the past and have known her for many years. She will be a true class act in this challenging role."
Why does Hollywood feel the need to do this again?! Judy Davis already conquered this shit a few years ago. I don't hate HATE hate Anne Hathaway, but she's not the one.
If Hollywood must do this again, they should at least make it interesting by casting Liza Minnelli as Young Judy (she was born to play the role) and Tammie Brown from RuPaul's Drag Race as Older Judy. Now that would be worth sneaking into with your friend using one paid ticket. I got caught doing that once and my dumb ass response was, "Oh, we had to buy two?"
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 1:01pm.
She looks like a fucking llama in this picture!
Fred, you are so right!
That's a face that will haunt your dreams. She looks like one of those ventriloquist dummies from the Twilight Zone. And the eyebrows are nasty - they could have at least made them shapely and feminine but they look like big blocks - awful.
Christ she is UGLY
ITFHH = I Totally Fucking Hate Her! I dont care if she can or cant act, I dont care whose dress her stylist makes her wear so she can be labeled a "fashion icon" by the likes of E!'s Debbie Mantenopsnuffalupaguss (oh yeah there's an honor).
And whats with those fucking horse teeth ?!?!?
I love u Condi!! I thought I was the only one that realized that this bitch looks like Liza Minelli!
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She'd be so much cuter if she had one of those black rectangles covering her mouf area. It's kind of bovine-like.
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judy davis thats who i meant!
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I can't believe she's not in jail as an accessory to Raffi "Friend-of-the-Pope." I also can't believe she hasn't had the shit sued out of her by everyone who invested with Raffi.
Oh yeah, and Judy Davis really was magnificent as Judy Garland. That ho completely shut that shit DOWN, so no one else should play Garland in a biopic ever again.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
i just can't see hathaway pulling off the drunken brilliance that was judy garland...i'm offended...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who despises this plain bitch.
People tell me all the time that I look like Anne Hathaway. I'm still not sure if I should take that as a compliment or be offended. Fortunately for me, my mouth and eyes aren't as big and weird looking as hers.
she seems conservative and boring and she looks hella dopey to me. like her eyes are droopy and asleep and her mouth is just out of control, chill that thing out, for serial.
on the other hand, she's not irritating, seems sweet and is actually pretty if you don't stare at her for too long.
sorry for the double post.
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I love Anne but she's not judy. she's just not.
the girl who played her in a made for tv that aired years ago did a bang up job.
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I love Anne but she's not judy. she's just not.
the girl who played her in a made for tv that aired years ago did a bang up job.
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She's not a bad actress but I can't see her as Judy Garland. Just no.
If it's a basic mime job, she may pull it off (as Judy Davis did). If she's actually singing, it'll be a disaster.
For some reason she's a big Hollywood darling right now. I don't see it.
She was cute in the princess thing years ago but hasn't grown up well.
Too much time with that eurotrash con artist which I think she was well aware of but didn't mind until he got caught.
Fuck this!
Judy Davis was bril as Judy and she looked EXACTLY like her too. Fuck Anne Hathaway. I never had a problem with herbefore and I can't remember her in any movie but se must have sucked. And no I didn't watch that Rachel Getting Married crap. I rented it but it was so boring I fell asleep and returned it the next day.
Yellow teefs. Wrinkles at her age.
Cigarettes. They're what's for dinner!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Daaamn, what's up with all the Anne Hathaway hate? I liked her in Devil Wear's Prada and she doesn't annoy me like many of the other young starlets.
She is so unpleasant to look at. I wish she'd go the fuck away forever.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
the academy doesn't like beggers Anne take it from jim carey and beyonce who have begged and begged for ocars and never got one.
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I can't stand that twat Anne Hathaway! Most overrated bitch ever! All she had to do in Bareback Mountain was whip out her boobies and wham she got all this Oscar praise and shit. Shw was also godawful in Devil Wears Prada, does anyone actually really like that movie anyway??
And yes she does have doe eyes and a joker mouth, and all she does is pout and look dumb and make her eyes and mouth look even bigger and that's called ACTING!?
Ah feels so good to finally get this off my chest.
When Baby (Frances) Gumm (aka Judy Garland) was three years old she would sit in her grandmother's lap watching her parents on the Vaudeville stage and knew all the words to their songs.
She lost so much weight her weak chin looks even weaker. Maybe that's why her huge doe eyes and Joker sized mouth terrify me so! Everything is out of proportion in terms of her face.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Can Hollywood just leave dead celebs rest in peace???
Geezus, go out and buy some original material instead.
I don't even know if she can sing, but she's not a good fit, she's too tall and too goofy looking to play Judy Garland. I don't think the world needs a movie on Garland, so long as the person playing her doesn't resemble her and no one likes her ugly ass rat face. oops did I really say that? yes, yes i fucking did.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:48pm.
She needs a nose job!
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the nose is the least of her problems! you overlooked something much more dramatic. guess what?
That close-up is horribly frightening! I almost hid under the table when I saw that shit! All Anne has to do is NOT smile then she'll get an Oscar. For reals dude! She looks like she's gonna bite the cameraman;s hand off out of sheer excitement from being noticed!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
how about anne hathaway as a marionette? creepy puppet!
She needs a nose job!
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She looks like a Muppet.
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Her. Features. Are. All. TOO. BIG. for her face.
Another Judy Davis vote. That portrayal was definitive.
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Judy Davis knocked this out of the park, I'm sorry to say. I also thought she was miscast in Rachel Getting Married.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! ;)
She has a strange face. In some pictures she looks pretty and she looks like an alien in others. I don't mind her as Judy Garland, at least she can sing and act.
You could use her teeth as a movie screen. Poor thing.
I have no opinion on this girls acting or portraying Judy Garland, I have never seen any of her films!
nice, clarisse! the man is very hot. loved him in american psycho!
OT: anne advertises 'magnifique' and looks really nice. photographers can do a great job!
she has beautiful eyes, hair and skin and SHE DOESNT SHOVE HER FANNY IN MY FACE so i cant help but like the bitch!
I hardly noticed the eyebrows because her mouth was scaring me:S
YAY! Someone agrees with me! :D Thanks thing1!
*runs to see what I said*
And, I agree with Zappy - both comments.
Oh, and I totally see why you didn't even refer to her eyebrows. HA!
And her mouth looks like one of those talking mouthes on Conan O'Brian.
Her features are out of proportion.
I don't know who this is, but I'm guessing by her teeth and her name she is British.
Her mouth is huge.
I nominate Christina Ricci - at least she's the same size.