Dreamboat Misses Kate Moss
When Dreamboat Doherty is sitting in front of a broken mirror, he softly weeps to himself, because he's expecting the hand of Kate Moss to cut the lines or lick the residue off one of his crack sores in his nose. And Kate's no longer there. And that's sad. Dreamy was hoping to woo Kate back at Lily Allen's show, but Lily's whores put a stop to that fuckery! Dumb bitches got in the way of crack's favorite couple getting back together.
Dreamy told Q Magazine that he was upset about it, “I wanted to see Lily Allen play the other week. But her label EMI got in touch and said, ‘We don’t want you there because Kate Moss will be there and it will take attention away from Lily. Can you not go? I was so insulted. I don’t know. I think I would have been courteous enough. Then I’d probably have headbutted her new boyfriend, put her over my shoulder and run off. I miss her. And I would like to speak to her.”
Jamie Hince has been warned. A headbutt from Dreamy will give him a permanent case of hair maggots. Bitch better wear a bar of soap around his neck at all times to ward off The Doherty.
Fuck Lily, fuck Jamie and fuck Kate too! Dreamy doesn't need that shit. Kate is a bad influence on him! He's as pristine as my no-no on a Sunday now and the last thing he needs is that drunk ass snagtooth whore to fuck up all his good work!
In a few months, she'll be back on her knees, begging Dreamy back. I hope he carefully puts the bible down, excuses himself from the sick orphans he was reading to and kindly tells Kate to fuck the fuck off!
VIA MTV UK
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Another gross English guy who thinks bathing is a foreign concept. He is gross
That's so immature of them to tell him he can't go to a concert because his ex-girlfriend is gonna be there. What, are they in fuckin middle school???
Kate is revolting.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Kate is a cunt!
Is this guy ever not sweating?
Someone needs to chain this fucker to a hospital bed for 28 days and give him the gift of one sober thought.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
He sounds so sweet. Maybe he really does love her. I think Kate was really cruel to him when they were together, though. I remember that video clip of them in his house.
He was strumming on his guitar and singing something romantic and she was cussing at him, calling him names! :] So tell me again why do you miss her?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:13pm.
Oh Pete. Thank God I got back in time to see your face and post my worship.
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Ditto, christine the hoff, ditto.
He has no personality without Kate Moss. Gone are the romantic days of feeding marijuana roaches to the penguins in order to impress his lady love. Nobody ever did that much for me.
Gawd, he's looking really bad. I'm surprised he hasn't OD'd. What a mess.
I know this guy looks like death warmed over but google his music. This guy is an amazing song writer.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 3:13pm.
LOL! I remember when that photo in your avatar first came out. He's been that sweaty and that wasted for the past 5 years or so.
Oh Pete. Thank God I got back in time to see your face and post my worship.
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I just had a vision of hell: the inside of Pete's mouth.
Where was all this "I MISS YOU KAAAATE!!" when he was fooling around on her with pasty models and telling the all the tabloids that she's crazy and calls him incessantly?
Sorry MK, Petey ain't no dreamboat. He's more like a sinking ship except all the vermin aren't jumping overboard.
He is so disgusting.
Thanks MK! When I read "or lick the residue off one of his crack sores in his nose" I pictured it vividly and completely lost my appetite. The
Dlisted Diet is vom-inducing imagery that makes you slide your lunch right into the trashcan.
***Welcome to the Thunderdome***
Yeah Hekki, I agree totally. It's like the crucifix warding off vampires except it's the ignorant self abusive idiots destroying themselves in obliviousness instead. Like their ignorance is the armour against the damage that they do.
Honestly, how these people can stay alive is boyind me. The human body is really amazing, how much abuse it can take and still keep on ticking... Yet some people drop dead because of a lung embolism or shock or a bump on the head.
He just misses her supermodel coke & crackery stashes!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I can't stand those useless fools EMI.
yes and Cokate probably the only one he could throw over his shoulder and run off with
he's like Fabio, only more pimply.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
>>VOMIT<<
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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
-Stimpson J. Cat
"Fuck the fuck off!" HA! I've used that one before. Sad thing is, Pete actually used to be cute a long time ago, believe it or not. Drugs are bad, kids!
I wonder if I will see the skank triumvirate next month when I am in London.
Wino is the highest point, Dreamy and Jordan are tied for the bottom points.
Lilly Allen is almost skanky enough to make them a quadrangle.
Soulmates...
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<"Jamie Hince has been warned. A headbutt from Dreamy will give him a permanent case of hair maggots.">
I had to Google "Jamie Hince" and have to admit (other than Estelle Getty the day before she died) there's the only other person Dreamboat could probably take in a fight.
Well, I don't know who this is either, but I am DAMN sure this one is British looking at his teeth. I gather he is Kate Moss' ex. Looks like 'skanky toilet rolls' stick together.
He has heroin eyes all weepy and his skin pallor is awfully pastey and white.
*pops a butterscotch in my mouth and thinks about WW Lasagna*
I bet his breath could peel paint from the walls.
I feel gross just looking at his picture.
Dreamboat is just as dreamy as ever. Still hasn't taken a bath or brushed his chops.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 2:11pm.
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LOL!
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
WHAT in the name of wolf blitzer hell in wrong with this fecal specimen???
jezus, somebody capture him, give him a tetanus shot and put him thru a carwash already
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I wish he missed bathing.
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"One thing that we pride ourselves on is [that] we're not spoiled brats."
– Kim Kardashian
"Then I’d probably have headbutted her new boyfriend, put her over my shoulder and run off."
*swoon* Dirty Pete's like the hero of a romance novel.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Separated at birth: Dreamboat D amd SamRo.
Dreamy, I almost forgot about him, but now I have finger maggots just from typing this - damn.