Tuesday, March 24th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Kim Kardashian's Before & After
Complex Magazine posted a pre-Photoshopped picture of Kim Kardassian on their website and Animal NY caught it before it was switched out.
These are always fucking fun. There's a few differences I noticed right away. First, they bathed her ass in a little bleach. Then they rubbed out the vein farm and fromagerie on her thighs. After that, they sucked her in a bit and also sent her baby hairs to school for the day. While they were at it, they should've used the "sparkly eyes" tool to make her dead eyes (aka trying to be sexy eyes) look fucking alive.
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ew @ her legs
to add to the TITS list the necklace is bluer. plus, the background is lightened for contrast. so many details. i would've just touched up her legs or thrown some tights on her and leave the rest alone.
I'm so sick of that tired ass comment that motherfuckers throw around about "real women". So if you take care of yourself and mind the Ding Dongs and Ho Hos (I'm talking about the cream filled variety...umm wait...) then you aren't a "real woman"? Give me a break. I'm no skinny bitch but I ain't a heifer, and I am just as much woman as some size 14 bitch. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just don't go spoutin off at the mouth that I'm no real woman. Ugh.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:27pm.
I always figured she wanted to be Coco, actually.
With a dash of Paris Hilton.
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Really? Hmm. That is something to ponder. I'm going to be thinking about this for hours, surely. But actually, come to think of it, you're right in that Coco wants to be Pam of da hood and Kim wants to be Pam for da hoodboyz in Beverly Hills, so there ya go. She's trying to be classier, but fails because she is of Coco's calibre, so I'm going with you on that. Coco is a wee bit more ridic looking than Pam, so Kim ends up being more like Coco though I'm sure she didn't have that in mind. And the Paris Hilton thing you're right about that for sure. She is definitely PH balanced.
LMAO @ MK 'tubbed (typo) out the vein farm and fromagerie on her thighs'
I will never call cottage cheese, well, cottage cheese again..
Please pass the fromagerie and the Grey Poupon.
Submitted by happyface on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:24pm.
So while she may make the full-figured girls protective of her b/c she makes them feel good about themsleves, she makes me think of a brunette Pam Andersen wannabe. I know it sounds harsh, but I can't be the only one who sees it.
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I always figured she wanted to be Coco, actually.
With a dash of Paris Hilton.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 7:08pm.
I love this shit. You have to know that women do NOT have large butts and tits without having a similar representation of fat elsewhere. It just doesn't happen.
Then again I hear she wears ass implants in her panties and probably has fake tits.
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Probably has fake tits? That's like an IQ test (no offense to you at all). If someone says they're real, FAIL! Come on, they're sooo fake. And the butt, okay, I'm sure she has a naturally full derriere but she had a Brazilian ButtLift which is when they harvest fat from other body parts and put it in your butt. Plus she wears padded panties, yes, I have seen it in some of her clothes in photos.
And I do like that she's voluptuous, but it's over the top. I mean, no she's not skinny (which is good), but she's completely plastic which is another thing altogether. So while she may make the full-figured girls protective of her b/c she makes them feel good about themsleves, she makes me think of a brunette Pam Andersen wannabe. I know it sounds harsh, but I can't be the only one who sees it.
But this photo of her wasn't bad. She looks like Beyonce in this set, who in my opinion, is far prettier and not so cheap looking.
I think she's pretty, albeit a spoiled stupid whore.
What bothers me is not that she looks like a real person unphotoshopped, its that the photoshopping is what millions of people too naive (unlike us enlighted dlisters) to know better will think real women look like. Not to get up on my soapbox here, but it presents such an unrealistic expectation that is impossible to live up to.
I like the "take me away boys" pose she is doing.
~"Hey nice Bitch", I wasn't talking about the dog. LOL J- your horrible~
Her face is preety on both =)
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Shit I'll bet her dad would have been so proud!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:52am.
Kim, you have a nice day too! Enjoy getting peed on during sexy times.
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Thanks for that, I will consider and ponder your opinion!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:46am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:42am.
Well you know how classy getting pissed on is. Do you drink it too?
When you can comment back to me please make sense and will comment with something witty! Thanks and have a nice day!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:44am.
You tell em' girl!!!! She looks like a real woman!!! Photoshopped or not and she's proud of it!
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This bitch is the most insecure woman I've EVER seen on TV. Just becuz she likes to air out her coochie, ass, and titties every 5 minutes doesn't mean she's proud of ANYTHING.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:42am.
Well you know how classy getting pissed on is. Do you drink it too?
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Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:38am.
Whatever. She looks good as do her mom and her sisters. All the women in that family are fine looking. The brother Rob is hot, too. I love their show "Keeping up with the Kardashians." And to all you judgmental posters who think you are so cerebral and above watching trash/reality TV but find the time to sit in your basement all day long posting inane and humorless comments on Dlisted can K.M.A.
You tell em' girl!!!! She looks like a real woman!!! Photoshopped or not and she's proud of it!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit
Hello there Kim, how ya doing today? Get peed on lately?
Nice free thinking! Made yourself throw up lately?
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Whatever. She looks good as do her mom and her sisters. All the women in that family are fine looking. The brother Rob is hot, too. I love their show "Keeping up with the Kardashians." And to all you judgmental posters who think you are so cerebral and above watching trash/reality TV but find the time to sit in your basement all day long posting inane and humorless comments on Dlisted can K.M.A.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:18am.
She looks hot in both! You jealous fuckers!
Hello there Kim, how ya doing today? Get peed on lately?
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She looks hot in both! You jealous fuckers!
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I thought MK was still going on about RuPaul's Drag Race...
Pulling your hair back super tight looks ridiculously hot on someone with a pretty face. Kim looks like a tranny so this look fails miserably. Her nasty ass gut is hanging over in the first picture and NOTHING on her body looks toned, shes made of plastic and fat. I am not saying she is fat, too untoned and fake for my liking. Another over hyped worthless piece of trash people fawn over. Shit is so played.
The more I look at it, I actually think her body looks okay pre-photoshop....I dont really see this cottage cheese everyone is talking about though (I see the veins, but she is probably cold, its not like they are varicose veins or anything)...However, I do see a girl who is way too young to have like ZERO muscle tone. It looks very odd because she isnt fat at all, she should be more toned.
Her face is what looks devastating, in both pics. I am not a fan at all, but even I know she is prettier than this...Her hair (even though its probably extensions) is one of her best features, why on earth would they tie it back so tightly? That is NOT sexy, unless you are pretending to be a naughty school girl or a librarian.
Just a click of the mouse and her cellulite and veins are gone. Too bad they couldn't have done it to her face.
she's so podgy in the original like has no muscle just podge...
She is pretty, but reading about her leaves me to wonder why she likes black men?. They're so gross, overly-macho and VD-ey...
I'm surprised to say I'm surprised. I just thought she'd been working out heaps.
She isn't that bad in the before photo...way better than most of the skanks I see around town.
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haaahaaa poor bitch.
who cares though lol
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:42am.
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That's a perfecr round up. I need more time for this way of thinking and just time.
Why is anyone interested in this human toilet seat mud skank? She's ugly, she's arrogant & self centered, she's a lousy lay, she's self important, she likes black men to piss in her face and she's got cellulite cottage cheese flabby thighs. She's a disgusting piece of crap, not worthy of a moment's publicity. LARDASSian alive or dead means nothing; let's ignore this mud skank, and maybe she'll dry up & blow away...
Quick list of all the changes:
rounder head
wider face
more hair falling down
added shape to her left shoulder
removed fabric puff from her right shoulder
removed width from bust line
made her hip more curvy
removed some fat from her belly on her right side.
changed the fabric (sorta).
totally changed the fabric pattern for the lower half - likely to be able to remove fat and add hip without it showing.
smoother crotch line
vein patterns removed from her left leg.
fat bumps removed from both legs
both legs narrowed/slimmer
skin colour lightened and is even overall.
the only thing they didn't change was her facial features and that awful necklace.
That was quite a job. bet the person who did it is loving the exposure. this is a great advertisement for their skills.
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Oh, Jesus Christ...
It seems as though Kim Kardashian is expecting to attract a more general audience than a bunch of horny guys.
Newsflash: It isn't working. Most women still feel as though they can't relate to you and little girls still feel like shit no matter how much you try to argue yourself blue in the fucking face that you're trying to be a "positive role model" for women struggling with their body image.
Poor Ms. Most Downloaded Ass on the internet. It must be so difficult being a sex icon for your shapely ass and huge tits. Kim Kardashian must know EXACTLY what ACTUAL "chubby" feels like, when men cream over her pitiful novelty lard ass.
For such a fucking crusader for women's body image, she wouldn't be caught dead doing an interview that wasn't "sexy" enough for some hetero male magazine. Anyone see this bitch in a magazine fully clothed? I haven't.
I actually like Khloe Kardashian more because at least her fucking self-image problems are actually real. At least she's *been* there.
STFU Kim Kardashian and kiss my skinny fat ass.
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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 11:52pm.
TITS, yes and it was very popular in the hood in the late 80s to mid 90s to gel down the baby hairs and accentuate them.
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ooOOOoooh! those little spit curls that cholas wear! Gotcha.
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Who cares about this urinal cake anyways?
It's sad that some men think this is the ideal even though she's had Ray-J piss on her.
TITS, yes and it was very popular in the hood in the late 80s to mid 90s to gel down the baby hairs and accentuate them. They were considered really cute. It was hilarious MK mentioned it cuz I haven't heard someone use that term in forever.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Molotov and Thang - am I missing something?
baby hairs are the fine hair around your hairline that never really grow - or is it something else?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 9:48pm.
They stopped way too early, I can still see her.
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LOL MC, Lawry's is the stuff :) And MK is mah boo. lol
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Miss Thang - MK's talking about Lawry's in the Drag Race thread. Lawry's and baby hair! He did grow up in the hood!
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Lawd have mercy, MK. Baby hairs? Did I grow up with you in the hood?lol
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
she sickens me, with or without photoshop.
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That looks like Beyonce sporting a bad weave and some raggedy ass House of Derriere to me!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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this reminds me of the game where you spot what's different or "missing" from the first picture.
why do we need photoshop? why are thse hos always showing skin, weave and spackle? the first pic was just fine.
I don't see why people would want to hate on her just because her father did his job. She was a child when it happened; a teen yes but still a child that had nothing to do with OJ and his foolishness. Do I like her? No, but I hate seeing people getting blamed for the decisions of others...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Any woman in the public eye, from the age of oh, 15 until about 40, is expected to wear skimpy outfits. Problem is, not everyone has the body for it. There's nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian's body (her personality, way of life, morals, etc. are another story), but she doesn't need to be in that oufit. Same thing with Britney Spears--neither of those girls are fat or ugly, but they don't have the bodies for the skimpy outfits they favor.