RuPaul's Drag Race: Ay Loca!
RuPaul's Drag Race is over! Just when I was starting to compile my daily vocabulary (i.e. - Cameroooon and Extra-va-ganzaaaa) from that show, it goes away.
Whenever I watched it, it really felt like I was in church, because of that damn frosty effect on everything. Ru straight up looks like she was beaming in from heaven. It was like a religious experience. I wanted to throw holy water on my forehead and nibble on those bland ass Communion wafers they made me eat during service. Seriously, can't they put some Lawry's on those wafers?
Anyway, it came down to Bebe Zahara Benet, Nina Flowers and that other one. I can't even with her. Rebecca Glasscock needed to take her "I'm not here to make friends" act to America's Next Top Model, because that shit wasn't amusing. Yes, bitch has a face that Papa Knowles would kill to whore out in a House of Dereon ad, but Rebecca could never compete with the Queen of Cameroon and Nina Loca. Did you see that trick's outfit in the finale?! Rebecca was tardy to the party in an outfit that should only be worn on the ho stroll. When wearing shit like that, the only sentence that should come out of your mouth is, "$20 for a blow, $30 for a lay." It was pretty damn priceless when Ru told Rebecca to sashay away. Happy Ass Drag Queen to Angry Ass Drag Queen in 2 seconds flat! Rebecca stepped on the bitch pedal and didn't let go. Even her kitchen ass wig frowned.
Bebe and Nina Loca were left to battle it out in a lip-synch showdown. Now, I'd sell tamales in the back of a pick-up truck on the beaches of Ensenada (I've really done that) with Nina Loca any day, but Bebe crashed the runway with her lip-synch extra-va-ganzaaaaa! Doves cried, died and came back to life again to die for a second time. When Bebe got on the floor, so did I. She scares the shit out of me! I don't know whether to hiss at her or blow her an air kiss. And is it just me or does Nina Loca kind of look like the tranny first cousin of Billy the puppet from Saw?
In the end, Camaroooon prevailed and Bebe won a glittery crown, a box of sunglasses and some other shit. Nina Loca ended up winning viewers' choice during the reunion show. Which leads me to Ru giving Dlisted a little titatty tickle.
Ru asked Tammie Brown what she thought about being named Hot Slut of the Day. Tammie, wearing some Tammy Faye Bakker shit, wasn't pleased with that shit! Tammie says I could have used a different word, because she's not a slut! Who does she think she is?! Phoebe Price? There can only be one Hot Babe. Besides, it's not like I mean she's pulling a Blohan and scrounging back alleys for any asshole to suck on. It's just my way of saying that I'd tag team a dick with herany day. Yeah, I gave Tammie a side-eye for a second, but she had me back on her side when she got into a bitch fight with Ru.
Below is a clip of cunt battle royale between the judges and both Shannel (who should really headline The Real Housewives of Las Vegas) and Tammie Brown. Ru gets all Ty Ty Banks on Tammie after she accused the judges of being so fucking negative. Tammie goes on to say, "You call called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature." What the fuck does that even mean?! It doesn't matter. I'm copy and pasting that shit to the inside of my brain, because it's a keeper. Walking children in nature?! THE FUCK?! Hell, I'm going to miss this shit. Til next season! Now I have to go walk some fucking children in nature!
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Finally saw this last show. I liked Nina. She's very striking and beautiful, but she's small compared to Bebe & Rebecca. Rebecca just was never as sure of herself as Bebe & Nina. Bebe's someone you can't ignore. If you're walking thru a festival with your whoever and she's performing on a stage, you'll stop & watch even if all you wanted to do was walk around. You'll say, "Wow. Who is that?" I'm not hugely surprised that Bebe won, but I did kinda want Nina.
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I knew RuPaul was not going to pick a prettier queen than her! Shannel should have been the winner but; let's face it, these queens need their own zip code for their egos, it's just part of the show! And yes, we need the highs and the lows to keep on watching... it's not all peaches and cream Shannel! Even though you were my fave!
Team Bebe
Rebecca in drags looks like a cheap, 'round the way girl, who's pretty for walking down the street. And, she has no grace, unlike Bebe and Nina.
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i so agree with what you said about rebecca. to me she looks very ordinary ghetto round the way girl to me.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:02pm.
So, are you part of some groups that doesn't happen to be straight, white, christian male, because you're acting equally "overly fussy, pedantic, and belligerent.." about your opinion.
I once heard Eddie Izzard say that Transvestites are straight and Drag Queens are gay. If you think he's wrong, feel free to track him down and let us know how he responds, kthxbai.
ON TOPIC:
Team Bebe
Rebecca in drags looks like a cheap, 'round the way girl, who's pretty for walking down the street. And, she has no grace, unlike Bebe and Nina.
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"i think clay got too caught up with all the hollywood gays and felt backed into a corner after he didnt find a girl he could be with. "
PS The fact that your straight friend think he's so "FABulous" because he can say "darling" and play gay, co-opting a movement exclusively started by and involving gay men is more than a little offensive, especially when coupled with your eagerness to buy into it. Yep, nobody knows them gays like straight people. Fuck you, now you're just being stupid.
You know, it's true, some terms do change over time, but once again, I don't buy the argument that "because one person misused it, suddenly the definition has changed." Um, no. An extremely VAST majority will tell you straight guys are not drag queens, which is apparently something you yourself agree with...so what are even arguing about? lol
The GLBTQQ-blah-blah-blah thing is an acronym, which is not a word. Different organizations use different versions because homos tend to be a lot like feminists - overly fussy, pedantic, and belligerent about their identities and ideas. It is stupid - and entirely unrelated. So, thanks for that red herring.
And, thanks for admitting I was right. ("I, myself, consider "queens" to be gay men.") ;-) That wasn't so hard now, was it?
When I'm wrong, I say so. Promise. However, since I don't generally start shit unless I KNOW I'm right, you'll probably be waiting a long time for it.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 1:29pm.
@ Angel_i
how some queens can do their make-up better then us?
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I fucking hate drag queen and trannies with their 0% body fat! That's my issue! But I HAVE learned some awesome tricks. I think they have to do makeup better than us cuz we already look like women! No questions asked. Ha!
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@ Angel_i
how some queens can do their make-up better then us?
PS. We did talk about that once - the whole drag QUEEN thing. I have a couple of straight friends who are not gay but perform. One of them said once: Darling, I AM a queen! I'm just not gay! I, myself, consider "queens" to be gay men. But when my straigh friends are dressed like women and on stage - they DO come off as Queens up there fersure - just for different reasons.
At any rate: these are all terms created by people. They change all the time depending on where and when you're using them. I don't really believe there IS a right. I mean that fucking acronym is getting long enough as it is. WTF is it now? TGLTBT or some shit? So many kinds of people. One organization I work with just says: "Queer" to cover them all.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:14pm.
I can admit when I'm wrong,
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Ha! I'll believe THAT when I see it!
LOL!
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I am no pro, but that Rebecca one, she always dressed like a hooker, not drag QUEEN, you know (and in the pic above, she's dressed like someone at a church banquet)?
She just looks like a Rosario Dawson/Angelina Jolie impersonator
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Ugh. This picture..None of y'all will ever sprout a pussy so just give it up.
I got so obsessed with this show and I'm sad its over. When I saw that shout out to Dlisted I was already in bed but I got up and turned everything back on to congratulate MK. I love it when he gets props. Its so well deserved.
As for Tammie who knew she was such a bitch? Too bad she didn't show it during competition. Shannell should have never quit. She should have brushed that shit off and won.
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angel_i,
I think he was talkin to me. He's right though, I only met Eddie once and he was in jeans and a sports coat.
Actually, I just like to bring Eddie Izzard into any thread I can! =) (sorry Ricki - ignore me)
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Lol, no, but people who generally have to say "I have a friend..." DON'T know what they're talking about (not attacking you here, just in general). Yeah, I have a couple drag queen friends, but I don't rely on them for all my information. And, sorry, but when I'm right I'm right, and I don't back down. I can admit when I'm wrong, but this is not one of those times. I wouldn't bother posting 2,304,434 times if it was some half-conceived notion I had. I see straight women pull this shit all the time, and they're misinformed, no matter how many gay friends they claim to have. It is confusing, so I can understand not knowing, but claiming straight men who dress up as women are drag queens is flat-out fuckin' WRONG, sorry. If you're getting your information from gays, I suggest finding some new ones. For real, this isn't even a gray area we're talking about here. Perhaps that is why I am coming across as overbearing. Well, and because I AM overbearing lol.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:49am.
And I hate people who say "I'm right because I think I am." Ok then.
And like, sorry, but rarely is "One time I saw one person do something or call themselves something or use a word this way, so it's right."
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It's not ONE TIME, guy! These are MY FRIENDS. I hang with them ALL the time. We talk about this stuff ALL the time. You say you're right because you think you are. So no one else can? You're the only one who ever gets to be right? WTF? You hate yourself? that's not healthy.
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Well of course I'm right! I'm right because I think I'm right. LOL, just kidding ricki.
Usher's wife is not a drag queen or a tranny. She is a canine. (And yes, Tyra is a drag queen trapped in a woman's body. Good God is she ridiculous, and I love her for it.)
Yes, Stoney is right. I guess I did not notice the semantic difference we were discussing. A straight man in a dress may be "in drag," but he is NOT a drag queen, and he is not "doing drag." Drag comes is a "performance art" (a little lofty, I'll admit). It is not "dressing like a female." There is a difference. Most drag queens don't even WANT to look like real women.
And yeah, I don't mind people questioning me. I'm not always right, but I don't talk randomly out of my ass (ahem). And I hate people who say "I'm right because I think I am." Ok then.
And like, sorry, but rarely is "One time I saw one person do something or call themselves something or use a word this way, so it's right." Uhhh...not so much. Eddie Izzard is a performance artist, female impersonator, whatever. He is not a drag queen or a tranny, and no drag queen or (ESPECIALLY) tranny would consider him one. Sorry.
PS Having gay friends and going to the drag show once a month doesn't make you informed. You are not gay. I wish more straight women would realize this.
Ushers' wife, hahahaahahahahahaha....
Milton Bearle! Right? He did schtick as a woman.
And he was in a Ratt video as a woman!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:32am.
Angel_i,
I thought Usher's wife was a post-op?
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O. I guess that makes her a tranny then:)
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Angel_i,
I thought Usher's wife was a post-op?
Sheeps,
*shakes finger menacingly*
Dame Edna is played by comedian Barry Humphries. Who has been married 4 times.
“While Humphries freely states that Dame Edna is a character he plays, Dame Edna consistently denies being a fictional character or drag performer, and refers to Humphries as her "entrepreneur" or manager. Indeed, Dame Edna has frequently said that the thought of a man dressing up as a woman for entertainment purposes is repulsive.”
So, to answer your question…IDK!
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USHER'S WIFE. YES!!!
LMAO
Usher's wife is a drag queen!
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Yes, Trya Banks should be considered a drag queen. Also, that bitch on the Real Housewives with that blonde wig on.
If you feel it's important enough to state your opinion, be fucking prepared for people to respond to it. May, you have nothing to say cause you know you'll get owned. End of story.
And any suggestion that these drag queens hate women is ridiculous. These Drag Race bitches are fierce because they put it all out there for us to see. There's nothing demoralizing about what they've done on this show. They worked the runway with grace, dignity and more class than any other woman on a reality show i've ever seen. Women like those on the rock of love bus are an embarassment to women everywhere. Hate on them.
"Not only does she need an order of protection, but homegirl also needs an order of WAKE THE FUCK UP and a piping hot order of therapy" MK 3/6/09
I thought they were different variables and levels.
Cross dressing- Eddie Izzard, men/women who feel comfortable in opposite clothing.
Tranny- individual in "transition" to change sexes through surgical means.
Drag Queen- elaborate, theatrical, etc...They evoke almost ostentatious imagery.
As for sexuality, cross dressers are the literal definition.
Tranny, well, they want to be the opposite sex, so yea, they would homosexual.
Drag Queens, well, idk, I have only ever known Gay men that call themselves that. Not that some women wouldn't qualify, Tyra Banks anyone???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MWAWR! Thanks, Stoney - I was thinking I should qualify that myself.
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why am i not surpised there is a cat fight in the drag thread
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DRAG QUEEN = GAY MAN IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING
IN DRAG = GAY OR STRAIGHT PERSON DRESSED IN CLOTHING OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
Wait!! Eddie Izzard calls himself a trannie. He is a straight man that wears women's clothes. Is that wrong?
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missy,
Exactly why I am defending him.
He can be a pissy queen but for some fucking reason a likeable one.
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True - I don't mind getting into it with Ricki - smart cookie, that one, just not always right;p
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Our intention is to point out you are annoying.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ricki, I personally love your rants.
theyre always funny, biting, and seem to come from the heart.
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Careful my lil angel_i,
Some people don't like to be questioned.
*runs back to the dirty RobPatt thread*
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my intention was not to debate. it was to point out that ricki’s know it all rants are annoying. call me whatever juvenile names you like, i leave you too it.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:07am.
Google this shit, seriously.
I don't have to Google it - I live among these people.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:07am.
Ugh. Angel_i, if they are straight then they are NOT DOING DRAG!!!
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Ugh. Ricki, if they are dressing up like women they ARE DOING DRAG!!! How hard is that to understand.
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Ugh. Angel_i, if they are straight then they are NOT DOING DRAG!!!
Why is it so hard to understand this? A drag queen is more than just a man in a dress. I'm gay and I could put on a dress and some makeup - I'm still not a drag queen.
Besides, most straight men do it for sexual jollies or just on a lark once or twice, or for Halloween. They are NOT DRAG QUEENS! Google this shit, seriously.
What about Dame Edna? (I was never sure about him....)
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carry on!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:36am.
And uh...yes, ALL drag queens are gay.
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Wait a second. That's not true. I know plenty men that play at drag and aren't gay.
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Wow you are one SLOOOOWWWW cunt. Your dumb ass will continue to be handed to you as long as you even try to debate with ricki.
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Poor May. Poor, poor retarded May.
1. Act immaturely.
2. Transparently ccuse others of acting immaturely.
3. Fail at life.
You're so awesome, MayWest. I guess that's why everyone always welcomes you here.
oh excellent. more playground tactics. to quote one of my favorite trannies, trite!
No, you can be an adult and be universally hated. You don't have to be 10.
I know I don't like you, bitch.
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