Wednesday, March 25th 2009

OctoStripper

Before OctoCrazy was sticking her titties in the mouths of ten trillion babehs, she was shaking her chichis in the faces of strange dudes. That's because when she was 19, she shimmied that octopussy for a dollar.

According to The National Enquirer, the biggest baby pimp in the game told a friend, "I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman's club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers."

I doubt bitch has kissed a boy since. She's kissed an IVF needle, but not a damn man. The owner of the club is probably pinching his taint, because he didn't know she was a babyhead at the time. He could've told her ass that you can get knocked up from a lap dance. Bitch would've been rubbing her pussy all over the place.

OctoCrazy also told her friend that she's afraid pictures of her teenage bitties flapping in the strip club air might surface. Um. Those pictures are roses and rainbows compared to what OctoCrazy has already done to my beautiful eyes with THIS SHIT. There could be pictures of skinned rat coming out of her asshole and it still wouldn't be as awful as that Little Shop of Horrors shit.

In other Crazy Baby Lady news, she explained to fellow lunatic Dr. Phil the reason she fired all the free nurses from Angels in Waiting. She said, "The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable. I personally felt like a stranger in my own home. The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I'm open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these...premature babies. I wanted [Angels] to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake."

Yeah, I'm not a mommy or anything, but shouldn't the primary goal be to take care of the damn babies?! You know, feed them leche, sings them dumb songs, wipe the caca off their asses, teach them important words like "cunt"? Shit like that? The goal should not be to stroke her crazy! And when was OctoCrazy every holding her own babies? The crazy bitch is always outside working the famewhore stroll.

Posted by: Michael K


pastmissbluff's picture

That woman is "nuts" she has no business with any children let alone 14!!!

starsign's picture

God I hope the doctor who injects her lips goes public one day. She is DEFINATELY having something injected into her lips. She denies it of course and puts her pout down to swelling/bloat because of the octo pregnancy! If this was true then why is her body mass getting smaller but her lip mass is getting bigger lol!

Fourteen kids to look after and she still finds the money/time to get cosmetic surgery and go shopping for $1,000 worth of MAC cosmetics. Unfuckingbelievable!

TITS's picture

So when did Gloria Aldred become the voice of reason?

The woman's a nutcase.

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Kandykane's picture

Gah! That low rent Angelina lookalike is FUG. It even looks sorta like an octopus with those fuckin fish lips.

Monalicious's picture

Hollister = Whore wear!!!!!

Sorry, I got a thing about Hollister stuff.

Living well is the best revenge.......

natasha240's picture

Bitches, Im really scared for these kids. There WILL be a dead/injured baby, I have NO DOUBT. What the FUCK is CPS waiting for? All this fuckery with only 10 kids home, not all 14. SHAME on everyone with any authority over this situation for not stopping it.

The nannies have TB:
http://www.examiner.com/x-260-Seattle-Parenting-Examiner~y2009m3d25-Nann...

Havent we all been saying this shit for MONTHS?

http://www.examiner.com/x-260-Seattle-Parenting-Examiner~y2009m3d25-Dr-P...

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

mahaatma's picture

...damn, somebody needs to slap her!...I hope she runs into Sharon Osbourne somewhere - Sharon's got the nalgas....go for the hair first Sharon, then kick her in the moneymaker, then give her a REALLY fat lip compliments of us taxpayers....god I would pay money to see that!....I am hating this woman more than I ever thought I could because of all the kids involved...what a wack job!...
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Zappy's picture

Does she quack with that mouth?

Sandbitch's picture

According to TMZ, this bitch just blew another $1500 on clothes for herself. Last week $1000 on makeup. She should share her financial management tips with the nation.

FritoDorito's picture

This twat needs a rubber room. It will match her rubber duck lips
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Submitted by Angelica on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 4:59pm.

This selfish BITCH put a damn JACUZZI in her new house! WTF!
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Um..yeah. Just what you need with 14 kids running around - a death trap. Ugh.

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Angelica's picture

This selfish BITCH put a damn JACUZZI in her new house! WTF!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/gloria-allred-lashes-out-at-octuplet-mom-...

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mahaatma's picture

...those lips look like the handiwork of Dr. Jiffylube...
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Wait she had 6 other kids prior to this she should know how to care for babies already. She does not need to be "trained".

Green Is Good's picture

Octocunt is on Dr. Phil now.

Aaaad cue her line of bullshit.

Aunt Bea's picture

psycho

angel_i's picture

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:47pm.

After watching those videos and knowing how the mass media LOVES to exaggerate and 'make' stories the only thing about her that disturbs me is her obvious crutch. Her wholehearted belief in and constant usage of new-age-speak is disturbing. I see it all the time. People who employ that type of language usually are very VERY insecure and on some seriously shakey ground.
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Specially if they're not at work. I know this woman who I used to think was quite cold. I realized, that being a counselor and having people know that meant that she really had to cage her digressions into "work" mode. And keep people from drawing her in that direction, too. Because it would suck her dry to be that ALL the time. She wasn't cold, she was just careful to put a lid on it now and then...and just newly realizing that too and learning how to manage it. She's got all that language and those ideas in her but she knows how to be "just a person" too...(not nearly so cold seeming as she works through it, either)

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Re: Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:30am.

It's probably more like she is trying to emulate Angie Jo, as per the:

*Fluid sexuality: Anjie Jo claims to play for both teams

*Tom-boyish anti-feminine female: Anjie Jo's action roles tend to re-iterate the 'strong-women who does not need a man, but will fuck him if it increases her sense of power, control, mystique and sexy image, and can take on crime syndicates while looking pretty' archetype.

When you wave your stripper titties in mens' faces, but don't care to kiss or date them, and you're celibate for years, it fits nicely into the Anjie Jo school of sexual relations, where men are welcome props, but also unwelcome pains, at the same time. Ask Brad; he knows.

*But then she was married: Anjie Jo married about three times

*And she's trying to look like an international sex symbol: Anjie Jo, ditto.

*...And someone lots of women say they'd go gay for: Anjie Jo fluid sexuality.

*Betting a trillion dollars she was sexually abused something fierce when she was a kid: not sure, but even this fits that morose, brooding, masochistic side, which Jolie puts out there. The vile of blood around the neck; the self-harm and drugs; the psycho roles, such as the mental patient in Girl Interrupted.

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Submitted by Bellaella on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:24pm.

It's all about HER HER HER! She and Kanye West should get married already
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good one.

she did say that she can't see herself with a man until all the kids are finished high school.

that woman is not interested in men. she just wanted babies.

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TITS's picture

After watching those videos and knowing how the mass media LOVES to exaggerate and 'make' stories the only thing about her that disturbs me is her obvious crutch. Her wholehearted belief in and constant usage of new-age-speak is disturbing. I see it all the time. People who employ that type of language usually are very VERY insecure and on some seriously shakey ground. It's like she can't rationally assess her situation and figure out how she's going to manage so she comes up with these buzz phrases.

I can TOTALLY see her as a counsellor, or a corporate speaker/motivator. Lots of empty words and speaking over people / only hearing thier own view.

I like her mother. Yet I'm wondering what went on when she was a child. Someone else mentioned child abuse and it seems bang on. Either that or she's merely a-sexual.

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Youdirtyskank's picture

shimmed that octopussy for a dollar LOL! I bet everything is bigger by 8 times. I bet her vagina looks like an octopuses mouth too. Pirates of the Carriabian comes to mind when J. Depth gets eatn by that octopus. Her junk eats babies for breakfast.

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Sandbitch's picture

Empower me as a mother? How she doesn't choke on her own bullshit is amaaaaaaazing. Not hard to figure why she couldn't conceive naturally. She's as irritating as all fuck. And weird.

So who is the fucktard who *gave* this bitch the warm sperm? Maybe he's paying her a sum to be quiet. Maybe he has a wifey. Or a medical license perhaps?

I'd love to know who did those lips. I would.

Vermithrax's picture

OCTOFUG™.

angel_i's picture

Geez@radaronline:

I just feel like little babies need peace. All that flashing and snapping and "they want Nadya to carry them in". It's already nuts with all those kids and now a full camera team + too and she's trying to figure out how to have enough blankets for her kids that night. UGH!!!

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It's all about HER HER HER! She and Kanye West should get married already

TITS's picture

I have to say having just now watched the videos of her on radar online that she doesn't seem that bad.

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mikki's picture

They should just take the babies away and replace them with a bunch of plastic dolls. I mean, she never sees them except when it is time for a photo op, it's not like she would notice.

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Submitted by hotfruit on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:07am.

SHE SHOULD GO WALK HER CHILDREN IN NATURE
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johnnysgirl's picture

That MOUTH!!!!!

>VOMIT<

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mahaatma's picture

....new boobs are next....dumb bitch didn't think anybody would notice her tummy tuck or her quacky lips or any of the high maintenance shit she continues to do on a daily basis instead of taking care of her 2 batches of kids....and she's ALWAYS on the fucking phone pretending to be important...who with kids has time to be on the phone that much?....fuck this cunt again today....
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Anonymouse73's picture

Deb: "Oh, and for someone who has advanced degrees, she speaks like trash."

Thank you! I was just about to mention her horrific grammar. Grad student? Really?

pomegranate's picture

she's getting grosser, if that's possible...and is that a Hollister shirt she's wearing???! Nice to see she has her priorities straight. My head explodes thinking of this nasty cow getting tax $$$ to use for herself.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Um - the people from Angels in Waiting were volunteers, not her frickin' "nannies." That speaks volumes right there - she was probably trying to treat them all like her personal servants (something befitting her great "star status") and when they wouldn't comply, she "fired" them. How can you fire volunteers?

I hope this loon knows her story is getting worse and worse by the minute. I fully expect her to go up in an Anna-Nicole-like burst of flames soon.

M.E.'s picture

I noticed a couple weeks ago this bitch had gotten a tummy tuck. After 6 kids and Octuplets, this bitch should have FUPA from hell. And she doesn't.

THANK YOU CA for taking my tax $$ and letting this bitch get MORE plastic surgery.

I am in a really, REALLY foul mood today and this is not helping.

Freak Speely's picture

Nice to see she got a tummy tuck and is out shopping instead of sending a helpful nanny and spending time with her children...bitch. She's so getting her body and "look" ready for reality TV, or at least more interviews. I'm looking for the "Look at How Octomom Lost ALL THAT Baby Fat!" cover of Self Magazine soon.

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Auntie Mame's picture

Someone just kill her already and place those kids up for adoption.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

LuLu Fitz's picture

I seriously hate this woman.

Tracy Lynn's picture

I don't half pay attention to the details of this crazy woman's life..

But who's paying for all this? She's supposedly on disability for a back injury while on the job, yet carried 8 fetuses at the same time, and gave birth to them, while collecting disability payments.

She receives welfare payments to pay for her other 6 kids (and now, I'm sure she's getting money for the 8 new kids).

She left the "foreclosure" house and moved into a half million dollar home with a staff of nannies. Where is she getting the money for that?

She has or had a website where people could donate money to her and the kids and she's probably getting paid for her tv appearances.

The Angels nurses were being funded by donations, but they weren't receiving enough contributions to be full time nurse/nannies, so instead, they trained Octo's nannies, and then she fired the Angel nurses for spying on her.

So.. If she's getting donated money and items, and making money on tv appearances, how is she qualifying for welfare? And after obviously proving that she no longer suffers from incapacitationg back injuries, how is she receiving disability payments?

Who bought the house? Is it paid for or is she making payments on it? And where are the other 6 kids? They are never with her. It appears to me that the woman has abandoned her whole brood to the care of the hired help.

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@ Hekki:

Thanks for the link.

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Hekki's picture

Nadya's lawyer isn't very good. He pretty much admits she doesn't do anything for them:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/octo-feud-erupts-lawyer-vs...

Falkor's picture

Im so truly over this whore. I dont hate her anymore because at least shes not holing on to her fucked up beliefs that made her think every embryo that was fertilized in the hospital had to be implanted into her, and I think she has a very long hard road ahead of her for the poor decisions that shes made. I think she will do the best she can for her children and shes right that if someone is making her feel uncomfortable in her home, no matter how geniune they claim their intentins to be, should be let go....cant be mad at her...

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mahaatma's picture

...she's like Phoebe Price with a whole shit load of kids....
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this batshit crazy bitch needs to be euthanized and those babies adopted by normal parents who can financially take care of them and love them. this maniac is an attention seeking whore and those babies are in danger.

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Submitted by youwentusi on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:24am.

WANNA see more celebrities , you can log on__ classymingle.com___.
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Keep it up. I'm halfway to creating a fake profile and making your clients all suffer! Really. Every time you post the idea becomes more clear...

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Submitted by youwentusi on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:24am.
WANNA see more celebrities

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gia's picture

Everyday she gets a little bit uglier & crazier sounding...If she is admitting she is afraid that maybe there are topless pics out there of her, then there is probably a porno.

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breaktheleash's picture

Working the famewhore stroll... I love it.

mahaatma's picture

...."famewhore stroll".......priceless...
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