Wednesday, March 25th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Valerie Bertinelli On People Magazine
Hmm...I wonder how Valerie Bertinelli got into the "best shape of her life" at the age of 48? It was probably a little Jenny Craig, a little Pilates and a whole lot of motherfucking Photoshop! They stuck the Pshop wet vac in that bitch and just sucked away until they were left with this. Valerie's 48-year-old head on the body of a baby giraffe would've been more convincing.
This is one of those "fuck it" jobs. The bitch responsible for this just wanted to get this mess off their screen, so they could make 2-for-1 happy hour in time.
Valerie should also consult a medical professional, because it can't be healthy that her thighs and arms got a bad case of the jaggeds.
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I've always liked her. She has that likable way about her that she can do no wrong.
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her face is jaggedy too ...
Thats really really bad, she looks like shes wearing a bodystocking, and those marks on the inside of her thigh....wow this is bad, Im surprised she said Okay to this particular picture.
I want to be photoshopped too.
She's always gotten the "cute and innocent" label but she was doing drugs back when Mackenzie Phillips was too, when they were on their show together.
She was already living with a guy when she was 16 or so, and her parents didn't care because she was making her own money.
She cheated and did drugs while married to Eddie, and he got all the bad press.
Big phony, and I don't believe she looks like this. When she parades around her Jenny commercials like this, I'll believe it. But she doesn't. She still covers up.
It doesnt even look like her in the face!!!
Your right MK-whoevers responsible for the photoshopping just went into over load on her so they could split and get to Happy Hour....
I really want to see the "before photoshop" picture. that would be soo interesting.
I wanna be photoshopped!
Say what you will, heathens. She was monumentally cute back in the day. Period.
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They did a lousy Photoshop, the lighting and the ridges on her thighs are a dead giveaway. At 48, you should be comfortable with your damn body already.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
It doesn't even look like her face.
A little bit of photo shop here, A little more here, and how about some to smooth the tuck bump
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They cut off her bingo wings.
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Her face is a bit off and looks like her head was put on someone else's body.
The Jenny Craig diet is bullshit and in the long run doesn't work -- just ask Kirstey Alley...
she looks good but no one over 30 should have a belly ring.. it just looks ridiculous!!!
Yeah it's Photoshop...but if she's even close to that in real life-I have to say she could get the GILF treatment from me.Always wanted to pop that thang.Is it asking too much for a 48 yo babe to put her implants back in? Strike that last question.I'd hit it anyway.
Who cares how slamming your body is when your mug looks like Valerie Harper?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:23am.
You know what I find weird? When a person has a flat tummy but a wide torso...even though their skinny they are still wide as hell
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yeah that shit is hella weird. interestingly enough, every time I see that phenomenon, it's in some pic (usually in some gossip mag), so I thought maybe that was just a tell-take sign of photoshop. but then I saw it on a candid shot of anna nicole smith after she got really skinny thanks to stacker/dolls.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WgibOsHwQsE/RczawEFMwlI/AAAAAAAAB_Y/ILo6keKyyw...
tres strange.
and while on my goggle search, I came across this gem below:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070209anscover_lg.jpg
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
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In Val's book, she wrote that it was Eddie that wanted to take their relationship slow and even meet her Dad before they had sex. She said she knew what type of lifestyle she was getting into. She admittted to a drug addiction (that she was able to kick, but Eddie was not). She admitted to cheating in the marriage (and cheating first). And, she stayed with a "drunken, drugged out sot for twenty years". Staying in a very bad marriage shouldn't earn you a medal when you have a kid. I don't dislike Valerie, but I do think that her "cuteness" and bubbly personality have always given her a pass in this life.
Wow and look at the inconsistent lighting between her face and "her" body. They could have at least TRIED to make it look realistic.
gmrjr> Who is saying anything about Valerie? It's the craptastic photoshop job people have an issue with! LOOK at the ridges on her thighs!
Who knows: the belly ring is probably photoshopped in, too.
WHERE IS KIRSTY ALLEY?? HOW DID HER JENNY CRAIG WORK...THIS CHICK WILL BE 300 LBS. BY JUNE!!!
Worst photoshop job ever!
The head looks out of proportion with the bod.
Submitted by LisaH on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:14pm.
photoshop or not, she looks absolutely fabulous!
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haha she looks fabulous BECAUSE OF PHOTOSHOP.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
photoshop or not, she looks absolutely fabulous!
They need to stop. That's Mila Kunis and they know it
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thanks ladies! I still feel fat but I feel better about it now, LOL
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Why do these bitches do this? Valerie has battled her weight her whole life and spoke about it. Now she wants us to believe this photoshop fuckery is the real deal?
Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:24am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:16am.
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And I notice how they cut at the elbows. Whenever I've gained weight it's one of the first things I notice - I get these little pudges right where the top of my arm meets my elbow. It's a warning sign! They hid hers.
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WTF happened to her face? Doesn't look like Valerie Bertinelli at all.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:24am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:16am.
i feel fat and that's an ugly bikini
oh stop snowpiece you hot mama! hi angel_i :) I think they also helped her in the titty area, cause she was never well endowed and I can't remember them ever being cute and perky.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:16am.
i feel fat and that's an ugly bikini
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Aw! Just concentrate on the bikini...and know that there is some extra skin they done pshopped right off that lady's belly and thighs, fersure.;p
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You know what I find weird? When a person has a flat tummy but a wide torso...even though their skinny they are still wide as hell
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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i'm no doubt she is one of the Sexiest women in the world since i saw her private photo on __classymingle.com__,she seems to pay so much time on dating online
All this chatter about a woman who has a heart of gold. Who is a natural beauty. Who if any man here were to bring her home to the parents they would not fall to there knees and thank God above... You have Octo Mom, Lindsay, the Nicoles ( kidman and richie ), Many,many more hollywood whores to tear down... But Valerie Bertinelli is too sweet to say bad things about. Have a conscious people.
Nothing against Valerie, but there is NOOOOO fucking way she looks this good at 48 without some serious photoshop & possibly lipo & a tummy tuck on top of that, esp after being a super chunk...Cindy Crawford is a model, years younger than her & also has kids & not photoshopped even Cindy doesnt really look phenomenal, just slim.
Losing weight & exercise doesnt cause miracles & defy physics, your skin doesnt just bounce back at 48 freakin years old to that of a 20 year old. Valerie probably didnt even look like this at 28, so I dont know who they think they are fooling. She can be slender & small boned, she is probably short & congrats for losing 50 pounds, but this kind of dramatic transformation of the "skin", not the weight loss is impossible at that age.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:51am.
"She was in Fitness mag 4 months ago and looked FAB"
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Photoshop!!!!
Too bad they couldn't PhotoShop her butterface.
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she looks great, but is that a belly ring? Women who are almost 50 should not have belly rings. I don't think anyone should have them anymore though- too 90's for me.
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i feel fat and that's an ugly bikini
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Another magazine cover to make the rest of us normal folk feel like fat ass bitches.
It almost looks like they took Audrina Partridge's face, aged it 20 years and stuck it on some jagged body.
Valerie is channeling Linda Gray in 'Dallas', and not in a good way.
We all know how she lost it. A little lipo, a litle divorce and a up next?
Dancing With The Stars!
I am calling this shit!
She needs a J-O-B!!
The end!
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I would so love to see the before photo on this one. The strange pose makes me think she was either fucking a dockey before the photo was taken or they told her to pose the way that will make it easier for photoshop shrink tool.
Don't get me wrong -- she looks fantastic but it is annoying when you know that this photo is really "object larger than it appears."
Regardless of the photoshop or not, I applaud her for her weight loss. I think she looks great.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:08am.
I am more pissed that Natasha is not the lead story!
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why isnt this tagged "who cares"
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I actually think it's possible her body is close to something like this. I read her book and she completely changed her lifestyle and eating habits, as well as adding a lot of exercise. The picture is obviously photoshopped, of course, probably to give her more definition than she really has, as well as to remove the imperfections that almost EVERYONE has, but she probably is that tiny. As for the eyes, I think she's wearing hazel lenses. I'm 'meh' about the belly ring, but if it makes her happy, whatever. She's probably just fucking thrilled she can see her belly button again!
I've always loved Val. She's a cute girl who stayed with a drunken, drugged out sot for twenty years. She raised a seemingly well-adjusted kid, got her shit together, and has never looked better. Good for her!
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I've always thought Valerie Bertinelli was absolutely adorable, but she looks horrid here! I don't think that is her face -- I think they forgot to put her face on whose ever body this is.
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